One

"What, the monster retreated?"

That night, the god of songs, the daddy, the man in the cloak, the emperor of mathematics, the emperor of quasi-tragedy, and the killer of the maze who barely picked up a life from Sister Sharna. Wait, wait, etc., there are too many titles to remember, in short, it's me.

Just in the evening, I was with Carlos and Seattle. Sister Sharna, and the three heads of Lu Gaoin, sat around a small table with a solemn face, in the dead of night, the wind blowing, and the yellow sand covered the sky, under the dim and flickering magic light, a few dishes were put on the table, a pot of wine was enough, there was a dangerous person here, this is the original words of even the drunken Seattleck who refused to serve the wine in such a frightened manner.

Everyone discussed the future direction of the battle. After chattering for more than two hours, and then patting ** back to the room to sleep, although it seems like a group of incompetent village officials by discussing the country's economic development and solemnly discussing how many percent of their efforts to contribute to it, it is an indispensable important minister of the country, but because of the lack of talent, he angrily resigned and came here to live in seclusion in the countryside, and eat, drink and have fun.

In fact, we did come up with a few good ideas, and we were just waiting for the army of obscene monsters tomorrow.

As a result, when they received the news the next day, everyone was dumbfounded, feeling that they had really become a pure village director last night.

"Are you sure you're really retreating?"

I rolled over and jumped out of bed, but I overestimated my current body functions, and when I landed, my feet slipped, and I fell and ate, and the face of the soldier who reported the news was distorted.

"Quick, take me out to see."

Ignoring the soldiers whose faces were flushed, I hurriedly put on my cloak, just went out, had already gotten up, and held a large basin in my hand, please allow me to describe it as a large basin, this is indeed the amount of feeding three pigs, a large pot of flowers and green, it does not look very good taste vegetable broth, and came over.

Wipe a cold sweat. I could barely resist throwing the soldier in the air and shouting hooray. It was he who saved my stomach.

"Sister Murna, did you get the message?"

Secretly happy in my heart, I strode forward, and before Sister Sharna spoke, my expression was shocked, and I asked with an anxious face of worrying about the country and the people.

Nodding, Sister Sharna regretfully held the basin, and then looked at the soldier next to her, her eyes were cold.

Me,, did I do something wrong?

The soldier's legs trembled and tears flowed down his face.

"This is a big deal, let's go and see it."

I couldn't help but say, I hid the soup pot and put it aside, and took Sister Sharna's little hand and hurried downstairs.

"What's the hurry. Look at you, isn't it a big deal? ”

With a sigh, Sister Sharna gently pulled me back.

"No way, eat this."

My heart trembled, and when I saw my sister handing over a piece of dried meat with a depressed face, I was suddenly full of excited tears, my dear long-lost jerky, I love you to death, let the vegetable broth go to hell.

"Drink double tomorrow morning." My sister snorted coldly.

Tears turned into tears.

"Senior Brother Wu, wait for us."

Carlos dragged the sleepy-eyed Seattleck, almost straight out of bed, and then dragged him all the way over, poor Seattlek was still yawning in a daze, not coming back to his senses.

"Looks like you've got the news too." Carlos and I each took a man who was not interested in the news and went to the top of the city wall, which was already full of adventurers, and the three leaders of Taba were also coordinating something inside.

"You're here."

Seeing the four of us coming up, Taba breathed a sigh of relief and walked over to him.

"The warriors are clamoring to catch up, and we are about to be unable to stop it."

"Let's see the situation first."

Saying this, the crowd suddenly moved out of the way, and countless respectful eyes looked over, and the commotion became extremely quiet.

When he came to the edge of the city wall, he glanced at it from afar. Outside, the army of monsters was still carpeted. After all, the army of millions is not able to be withdrawn. You can walk all night long.

The monsters that haven't left are rioting, and their old and last few Xiaobi have already taken the lead in slipping away, and after realizing this fact, these monsters were dumbfounded, and then looked left and right without assertiveness, as if they wanted to get the good construction of other monsters.

Suddenly, a certain monster found that his mortal enemy, such and such a monster, stood next to him, and pondered in his heart: Anyway, the boss doesn't care about us, even if he beats this girl to death, he shouldn't be able to say it, just right, the monster on the other side of it also thinks so in his heart, and then, the two pairs of eyes meet at the same time, and a ferocious flame emerges.

So, we saw such a scene. The remaining hundreds of thousands of monsters who have not had time to leave, like crowded canned sardines, are pushing each other, some are still watching, their eyes are blank, some are patting ** and leaving, leaving a string of messy footprints on the sand, some are fighting each other together, difficult to distinguish, some pass by to play soy sauce, onlookers are pointing at the battlefield"

It's simply "What should I say?" The vegetable market is not enough to describe the messy scene in front of you.

Suddenly, inexplicably, there was a sense of detachment. There is a sense of relief at the end of the battle, and there is also a sense of loss at the fact that these monsters that once made us so distressed have become such virtuous.

All in all, the battle", it seems that it can be over.

However, there is still a problem that has not been solved, tens of thousands of soldiers who have been aggrieved for more than half a month seem to want to take advantage of the monster to disrupt and kill.

Although the monster lackey said that the monster is in civil strife now, and if hundreds of thousands of people are killed rashly, no one can say what will happen, and the monster can afford to die, but one of our adventurers is one less, so Taba even gave up the investigation of the huge magic array, and hurried over to stop it.

Are these guys hot-blooded stupid?

After learning the reason from Taba's mouth. I sighed deeply helplessly.

"Scattered, scattered, scattered for me. Go back to wash and sleep, what are you yelling about, haven't you killed enough? A group of stupid people, if you don't kill enough, you will go out for Lao Tzu to practice as soon as you wake up, and you are afraid that there will be no monsters to kill you? Go, go, go,"

Seattlek, who was woken up, raised his voice impatiently, and the huge roar made the adventurers up and down the entire city wall hear it clearly, and he had to say. Sometimes these rude roars are more effective, many adventurers, look at me. I look at you, and suddenly a wave of exhaustion wells up in my heart.

yes, it's better to go back and get a good night's sleep, I haven't had much rest for almost half a month, are you still afraid that these monsters will be able to escape?

Hula-la-la. The huge number of adventurers gathered walked for the most part, and some of them were straightforward, so they simply set up a tent nearby. Got inside, and in a moment, there was a deep snoring sound coming from inside.

"You're bothering me."

Sister Sharna glanced around with a cold gaze.

"Yes," we left. ”

The few remaining diehards saluted, and the collection turned into rabbits.

It turned out to be a guy who was born

I made a conclusion about those happy and galloping away figures.

Looking at the city wall, which had just been excited, but now it was empty, Taba and the others fell into a speechlessness.

In a sense, this can be regarded as the meaning that the wicked must be tempered by the wicked.

"What if those monsters suddenly regret it and come back from the counterattack?"

I pointed to the monsters that were still crowded outside the city and looked into the distance.

All silent,

"Hey!! Come back soon, you bastards!! ”

The next moment, Taba tugged at his throat and waved his crutches, like an angry teacher chasing a naughty student, dramatically chasing after those distant figures.

"Wake up. Wake up, the battle isn't over yet. Garn shook the tents around him one by one.

"Who cares about you, I want to sleep, and if I make any more noise, I will slaughter you!!"

There was the angry shouting of adventurers from inside. "Looks like we're going to have to work a little harder."

Looking at the scene in front of me, I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, and turned my head to see the daylight falling on the army of monsters that were gradually dispersing.

After surviving the hot noon, staring until the refreshing dusk, the chaotic monster army did not kill the carbines, and the number was left in tens of thousands, so that the city protection magic array could also be stopped.

When we got here, we yawned and went back.

Finally, "it's over."

What, isn't there a chance for this saint to appear?

Just. Woke up necklace parasite complained.

"You go to sleep for me."

I picked up the necklace in my hand and shook it a few times. Immediately, there was the sorrow of a certain ghost inside.

Yes, for the fighters, the battle is indeed over, but for those of us in charge, another battle has just begun.

Early the next morning, I was dragged to his house by a smiling Garn, who made me sit on a large desk and chair, and lifted a thick stack of papers under my unpleasant gaze.

"Can" can I ask, this, these are, what are they? ”

Looking at the fact that in a moment, there was enough to lie down on a barbarian's desk, which was already full of snow-white dazzling texts, and my voice trembled unconsciously.

It reminded me of what I saw in Artoria's study, and when I looked at the thickness and quantity of the texts, I couldn't help but feel admiration for Artoria who was able to sit there calmly.

Sure enough, this is the difference between a mortal and a king.

"Reports of casualties of fighters, status of families, arrangements and approval of pensions, damage to five cities, pacification of residents. The reconstruction plan, the consumption of consumables in the Mage's Guild, the request for material aid, and the king's side, etc., etc., etc. ”

Don't play with six bastards in one breath!!

"I said, I shouldn't have to deal with all of this alone." I said with a headache clutching my forehead.

"Exactly." Garn nodded.

"Don't take it for granted. What about you? What about Taba? What about Thackeray? "My muscles suddenly broke out.

"Taba still has to reconcile the matter of the huge magic array, this is not to be delayed, Thackeray's words "These materials on the table are all collected by him, as for me,"

At this, Garn paused, and suddenly coughed vigorously.

"Ahem, ahem, I, I'm old, these things are really powerless, ahem, ahem, ahem

As he spoke, he let out a "wow" and spit out a pool of blood on his palm.

Just now, when this guy carried over a stack of thick and heavy bunjiàns, he didn't even catch his breath.

"So that's it,

Before I could react, Garn rushed straight to the door, a coffee table in front of him, he did not bypass, but like a 100-meter hurdle in a difficult kicking position, jumped over, and the figure quickly disappeared into the stunned eyes of me.

Old fart!! Isn't this faster than Liu Xiang?!!

"Summoning Artoria !!"

After a moment's pause, I suddenly shouted with my hands raised, and after a few moments, sat down again.

Summon a daze

"I heard you were taken away early in the morning by Garn. I thought that might be the case, so I came over and took a look. ”

Carlos' head poked in from the outside. Look at me, who was almost buried by the text on the desk, and said.

"Senior brother save me!!"

The upright and old-fashioned paladin appears. I saw a glimmer of hope, and suddenly a handful of snot and tears of sadness howled loudly.

After hesitating for a moment, his gaze finally fell on Wen Jiàn Mountain, and Carlos smiled.

"I'm just passing through."

Then, the figure disappeared in the doorway.

Wait, wait, bastard, aren't you an upright paladin? Aren't you a big brother who loves everyone?!!

A moment later, Seattleck's head poked in.

"You're here to see the fun."

I glanced up at him coldly, and continued to work the pointy piece.

"It's still Senior Brother Wu who understands me."

Seattle grinned, white teeth flashing. And gave a hearty thumbs up.

Can I pull out that braid on the back of his head? It's okay to be a big bald head.

"Do you want to help?"

I raised my head again, and without much hope, I pointed to Mount Wenji, which surrounded me like the stars holding the moon.

"No problem, don't look at me like this, in fact, I still learned to write."

Seattlek nodded, then suddenly pulled out a large axe that was a man tall.

"I learned how to write with an axe."

"Get me out."

Without hesitation, I threw a bottle of foul-smelling gas at the boxy, lewd smiling face on the door

Dose.

After the set. The door was pushed open again, and Sister Sharna walked in, and I was overjoyed.

Here comes the savior!!

Don't think that Sister Sharna doesn't seem to know anything except fighting and killing, in fact, under the persecution of the old drunkard, she has learned no other knowledge, in this dark world where the popularity of civilization is extremely low, even if it is not an exaggeration to call it a talented girl.

But when I saw her approaching with a large basin in one hand, my smile stiffened.

Drink double tomorrow!!

That sentence yesterday morning. Echoing in my head again. Again, my sister is a person who says the same.

Unfortunate!!

In the end, for the whole day, I was still the only one who fought, and the old horseman of Garn came back in the evening, humming a ditty with a smell of wine, and almost did not let me hold back and sink him to the bottom of the twins.

The next day, the struggle with Bunjiàn Mountain continued, and the location had been moved to my hotel room, which, together with the large desk, had squeezed the entire cramped room into a can.

According to Garn's old horseman's meaning, it is to let me have a comfortable environment like home and work.

That's right.

How did I forget it.

Suddenly I stood up, went to the bedside, took off the necklace in my arms, and shook it. Falling out of it, diamonds came out of it, branches of the Crystal Tree fell out of it, and then, a white glowing object fell out.

Very good. The main lord appeared.

The little ghost who fell on the bed didn't know that he had been shaken out. He was still curled up and sleeping in a daze, and he didn't sleep, the thin priest's robe was rolled up to his waist, and he could even faintly peek into the small half of his plump and round breasts.

And I didn't wear underwear.

I probably noticed the cool wind. The little saint trembled, and finally opened her eyes in a daze, looked at me, and then looked at the spring leaking out, and the spring color was boundless.

"Wow!!"

She hurriedly put down her robe, stood up, snapped and tidied up a few times, then wiped the saliva marks from the corners of her mouth, and pointed at me with her finger righteously.

"Pervert Xiaofan, what are you going to do while others are sleeping?"

In fact, I want to say, what do you want to do with your lascivious saint who doesn't sleep and doesn't wear underwear.

In short, in the gaze of the little ghost Mu Ran. I sat her down in a chair and gave her a hearty thumbs up.

"That's it, I'll leave it to you Luo."

"Say what? What to give me? Do you want to fool this saint? ”

As a result, the little ghost bared his teeth and bit my head.

"Don't do it, if you don't do it, you don't do it, why do you have to help Xiaofan's work?"

After explaining the cause and effect of the matter. The little ghost clasped his hands on his chest and tilted his head as if he was completely non-negotiable.

"Don't say that, you know I'm not good at it."

I took a few steps forward and rubbed the little ghost's face.

If you don't do it, you don't do it. The little ghost puffed and pushed me away.

"If you don't help me, no one in this world can help me." I continued to die, and I put my face on it.

"Hmph, you finally know. A fool like you, Xiao Fan, won't even survive for 0.00000 seconds without this holy woman. ”

When the little ghost heard this, it was okay, and the corners of his mouth suddenly curled, and he raised his chin proudly.

There are flaws!

"So, if I don't even help me, I won't be able to live now"

I hugged the little ghost and wept bitterly.

"This, this, don't say no, you are so sincere in your knees and begging this holy woman, then, as a master, even if you give a little grace, it is not impossible"