Bald, are you a human or a ghost?
Carrying on the stretcher was a short, pig-headed masked man!
Blowing Snow fell directly to the ground and fell to the ground, staring at the room with wide frightened eyes.
She couldn't believe that this bald brother who seemed to barely eat could actually this weirdo with a super big stomach!
The point is that it's less than a minute, is that possible???
I don't make up stories like this!
Blowing snow is going crazy!
Not only the snow was blowing, but even the villagers who couldn't help but rush up were frightened by the pig-headed monster on the stretcher bed—
"Ouch lying grass!"
Whoever lifts his pants and drops his shoes will run back!
This pig-headed monster is very powerful, and he used to beat thirty or forty sturdy families and men with one hand.
How dare the villagers come near him!
It's like a mouse seeing a cat, desperately hiding to the side.
The faces of each one were frightening, whiter than the paper in the mourning hall.
How can it be? That bald-headed skinny monkey actually won??
Hell yes!
I saw that the pig-headed monster, as if he had seen a ghost, suddenly fluttered desperately on the stretcher-
"Help, help, stay away from me! Keep that bald head away from me! Ahhh
What's going on?
The villagers were stunned and silent, and their faces were bloodless.
There are more question marks in my heart, and I look at the room with all my eyes-
What earth-shattering things are going on in this terrible arena that can scourge a pig-headed monster who is invincible all over the world?!
How is this possible!
This cliff is not something that humans can do!
Could it be ...... The bald head...... That bald head is not actually human! He's even scarier than this pig-headed monster!
Other than that, the thousands of villagers could no longer think of any other possibility.
Suddenly, one of the villagers opened his mouth and laughed loudly—
"Hahahaha, I see! This must be acting! These two are teaming up to make fun of us! ”
"Tease Nima's head!" The villagers next to him all raised their hands and patted him on the back of the head.
"You're a coin thrower, the pig-headed people are scared like this, and you're still teasing you? Why don't you go over and ask if he's kidding you! ”
"Go! Go! ”
The villagers kicked the laughing man out of the way.
Kicked him to the stretcher.
The villager raised his eyes tremblingly and looked at it, and he was immediately frightened crazy!
It's like seeing your own tombstone erected, and you rush into the crowd and run for your life.
Scared like this?
At this moment, the villagers were even more shocked and speechless, and no one dared to step forward again.
No one dared to go to the door of the room to see what was going on.
This lost pig-headed monster is already so scary, isn't the bald monster that won there even more terrifying and terrifying than this pig-headed monster?!
The damn man in the courtyard immediately turned from sadness to joy, and shouted excitedly: "The sky has eyes!" The heavens have eyes! My young man can finally become the son-in-law of the Lu family! ”
"The Gao family is out of the dragon! The Gao family is out of the dragon! ”
"Oops—" The guy next to him slapped his thigh and squatted down. He squeezed his face, "Great, great!" ”
As he spoke, tears were about to come out - this Nima's, this bald head is not human! Can this all be won?
Isn't this an international joke!
My young man's happiness for the rest of his life...... Let this bald head be a scourge!
……
However, at this moment, the most important thing to know the answer is the blowing snow sitting on the ground.
She was now desperate to find out what had happened.
Unless she saw it with her own eyes, she couldn't believe that her bald brother could eat this big-stomached monster like this in less than a minute?
I can't eat much at this critical time?
I got up and rushed inside.
All the villagers in the audience waited for them to come out with wide eyes and frightened eyes.
Waiting......
Waiting......
Why hasn't it come out yet? Why didn't that horrible bald head come out?
Don't......
He has already manifested his original form and ascended to heaven as a true dragon?
At this moment, the big buffalo took a step forward and calmly said to the villagers behind him-
"Don't panic, everyone! Judging from my experience of eating in the past 30 years, it is absolutely impossible for the bald head to ...... the pig in such a short period of time Pig Shaoxia defeated - I'm afraid there is only one possibility! ”
What is possible?
The villagers blinked, waiting for the answer to what might be the truth—
Then the big buffalo pointed to the sky and proclaimed, "That bald head—must have been strangled to death!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was amazed.
That's right!
In fact, everyone has this question in their hearts, but everyone is afraid to say it.
And now, as long as one person takes the lead in speaking out, the doubts in the hearts of others will be solved in an instant!
"yes, it must be so! With the bald little belly, it must have been broken a long time ago! ”
"You see he hasn't come out for a long time, is he already dead inside?"
"Lying on the grass, so miserable!"
"I think he deserves it, and I have long advised him not to pretend to be forced, how about it! Pretend to be forced to pretend to be big, and put yourself in a coffin! ”
"If you don't have this amount of food, what kind of big stomach can you pretend? Well dead! It's time to let this kind of grandiose stupid hat take a lesson! ”
"That's right! Well dead! ”
"Good death! Damn it! Damn it! ”
Suddenly, the pig-headed monster lying on the stretcher sat up violently and roared at the thousands of villagers—
"I think you're going to die! That bald head is coming to eat you soon! ”
As soon as these words came out, all the villagers in the audience were frightened into silence.
One by one, they looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths rose: "Eat...... Eat us...... Just kidding, right? ”
"That's right, it's definitely a joke, just that bald little belly, I can blow it up by myself!"
"Huh...... Hehe......"
Everyone laughed in unison.
Laughing and laughing, all of a sudden, it immediately turned into an exclamation! One by one, they ran away without lifting their shoes with their parents in their mouths!
Flee faster than horses!
The shoes fell to the ground! Thousands of people disappeared in an instant!
Don't you believe this Nima? How did you turn around and run for your life?
Can you not run for your life! Even the pig-headed monster said so, who would dare not believe it!
Seeing that pig-headed monster's face was so frightened that it changed color, can the villagers not be afraid?
I'm scared to death, okay!
Especially the person who scolded the bald head "damn" just now, he was so scared that he ran home and moved and fled directly!
I'm afraid of being bald!
However, after thousands of villagers scattered and fled, only one person was left at the scene-
Big buffalo.
"Oh?" The pig-headed man turned his head and looked, "Is there anyone else who is not afraid of death?" He's a man! ”
The big buffalo turned his head mechanically, smiled awkwardly but politely, and said, "Legs...... Leg...... The legs don't work. ”
After saying that, those two legs shook like a breakdance!
Trembling and shaking, he slipped directly under his feet, and the whole person was lying on the ground, unable to get up!
This Nima, directly suffered a stroke and was paralyzed?!
"Lying on the grass, scared to death? Timid than me? The pig-headed monster spat out the locusts that had not eaten clean in its mouth, and struggled to get up from the stretcher.
So what exactly did he just go through? How the hell did he lose? Why did you lose so completely and so quickly?
I saw the pig-headed monster wiping the cold sweat from his mask, and he still looked palpitating.
Cowering and dodging the door of the hall, he quietly raised his feet and slipped towards the door like a thief. Just about to step out of the door, suddenly a loud shout from the room -
"Tighten your legs! Who allowed you to go! ”
The pig-headed monster immediately seemed to be electrocuted, and its whole body collapsed straight and straight, and it didn't dare to move and froze in place.
I saw Tang San's three steps meteor and red light walking out of the room.
As he walked, he burped, pointed to the last few thousand locusts left in the courtyard, and shouted at the blowing snow behind him-
"Pack and take away! Poor monks eat on the road! ”
This Nima's, locusts are so delicious? Haven't had enough yet?
No wonder it scared the pig-headed man like this!
Ruthless!