Chapter 623: It's some kind of syndrome
To get back to the point, one of the main purposes of Yang Xing's visit today was to have a cup of coffee, and then to continue the last discussion.
But it seems that this doctor is not only not outstanding in appearance, but also does not seem to have a very good memory.
Shouldn't doctors remember everything well?
Medical students have to memorize many, many books and memorize many, many things.
Yang Xing once dated a girl who studied Chinese medicine, and the girl said that learning Chinese medicine was to endorse at the beginning, and everything "Jin Kui Yao" had to be memorized.
Yang Xing admired this girl quite a bit at that time, but it was a pity that he was bent on his experiment, and naturally there were no good results.
Now that he looks at Mu Chun, he really thinks that there are a lot of doctors in it, this kind of psychosomatic doctor is probably really the bottom of the doctor? Don't talk about academic hegemony, even if it is an average honor student level, this doctor can't reach it.
If it weren't for this white coat, the apricot sweater inside him would be the ordinary style of Uniqlo, and this pants, which look like the ordinary pants of ordinary office workers, and the shoes would be even more featureless, that is, the ordinary shoes of ordinary office workers.
After taking a closer look at Mu Chun, Yang Xing found that Mu Chun was actually not very ordinary, and if he dressed up well, he could score more than 90 points.
"Yan Zheng is the three views are positive!" Although this is a bit extreme, in this era, whether it is in the entertainment industry, a live broadcast platform or an online writer, if you have a good look, you will always feel better.
It's not an unelegant thing to look at.
If this doctor can learn the lessons of their community, he may really like many girls.
Aren't many girls' ideal boyfriends all doctors?
It's a pity that this doctor is a little self-defeating, unkempt, difficult to get, hard to get!
When Yang Xing looked at Mu Chun, he kept thinking of the words of a teacher in the community, "You can't make a person who doesn't want to be good become excellent." ”
Dr. Mu Chun is such a person.
"So, why don't you have a cup of coffee?"
Mu Chun didn't interrupt Yang Xing's thinking, stood by the windowsill and looked at the scenery for a while, and felt that the time was almost up, so he asked, "Stimulus, coffee, do you want a cup." ”
"That's right!" Yang Xing thought of this, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, he knew that he was very charming when he smiled like this.
It's a pity that Dr. Mu Chun is behind him, and he can't see it.
Speaking of which, you should smile when you see that Dr. Chu just now, not to mention that many girls want their partners to be doctors, even boys will want to find a doctor or nurse to be their girlfriends.
And I've heard that many little nurses like young and beautiful boys, isn't this exactly what he is talking about!
"By the way, you don't look very good, are you out of love?" Mu Chun suddenly asked like this, and Yang Xing suddenly became a little sluggish.
"Huh? How can Dr. Mu Chun tell that I am out of love? Yang Xing asked.
"Lovelorn people inevitably look a little restless, absent-minded, irritable, and have no energy to do things, as if they don't have any strength every day, you see that you are a little listless today."
"I'm not a problem of falling out of love, I've never been out of love, to be honest, I've never been out of love, I don't know what it's like to be out of love."
"I'm not so lucky, my ex-girlfriend......"
Yang Xing coughed violently a few times and interrupted Mu Chun's words, "I know, I know, your girlfriend wants to buy a bag and you buy her clothes, and she spent more than half of your money, right?" ”
"How do you know, it's amazing." Mu Chun lowered his head aggrievedly and pinched his fingers.
Yang Xing originally wanted to say that the doctor had said this unbearable past when he came to the clinic last time, but when he thought of this doctor, he obviously had a bad memory, even if he told him that he had talked about it last time he came, I am afraid that this Dr. Mu Chun might not be able to remember.
If you can't figure it out, it's who treats whom, who comforts whom.
After all, Yang Xing registered and paid.
"So there is no broken love? Doesn't that look good in this spirit? ”
"It's hard for me to break up." Yang Xing spread his hands and leaned on the back of the chair, this action should be enough to express the helplessness and melancholy in his imagination.
"Breakup Difficulty Syndrome." Mu Chun snapped his fingers.
"What did you say?" Yang Xing sat up straight and asked.
"Breakup syndrome refers to the entanglement between men and women, but they can't be separated, I once met a patient who broke up for five years."
"Five years after the breakup?"
Yang Xing's brows were furrowed, and he felt as if his waist had been suddenly knocked by a baseball bat-it hurt!
It's the scariest joke he's ever heard since the Chinese New Year!
"Well, it's been five years since the breakup, it's hard to imagine."
Mu Chun let out a witch-like laugh.
This laughter, Yang Xing sounded goosebumps all over his body.
"So may I ask the doctor, how many years has this patient been in love?" Yang Xing rubbed his nose and asked cautiously.
"I liked it for three months, and I broke up for five years." Mu Chun replied crisply.
"Wait a minute." Yang Xing can't count it.
He is definitely not in love, if the child is born, he will already be a man who is a father, but it is the first time he has heard a love script that is completely unimaginable for him.
This doctor can't be a dark fairy tale writer, how can there be such a relationship between men and women, there may be more than a dozen and five years in a person's life, but how many five years does youth have?
A person's youth is only five to two five years, when you are twenty years old, you still feel that you are small, a tender grass, but soon you will reach the age of thirty, and when you are thirty years old, the countdown of youth will be.
How many five years can be used to break up with someone?
It's incredible.
Such an incredible thing is really not worth believing, but Yang Xing is full of curiosity.
People are such a thing, and if it is too bizarre, it will arouse people's strong curiosity.
"Is the patient male or female?"
"Male." Mu Chun replied.
"Male?" Yang Xingzhi shook his head, "Scum, scum among men!" ”
"People are affectionate, in short, it's a sadomasochistic relationship!"
"How sadistic?" As soon as Yang Xing asked, a wind of gossip spread in the outpatient room, mixed with the aroma of coffee, and there was an indescribable ambiguity.
Mu Chun snorted, looking a little disgusted.
Yang Xing picked up the patient's shelf, took out the patient's privileges, and said, "Doctor, you need to tell me what the hell is going on, in case this lovelorn syndrome has something to do with me." ”
Mu Chun looked left and right at Yang Xing's face helplessly, and then went under the table to look at him from beginning to end, and finally nodded, and said meaningfully: "Breakup syndrome can happen to anyone, and you may not be able to escape it, but the form is different." ”
"Why did you break up for five years?" Yang Xing sweated behind his back when he thought of the word five years, and the appearance of his girlfriend kept appearing in front of him.
Oh, my God! Will I have to separate from this woman for five years before I can break up, and this woman now doesn't mention seeing her parents, and she doesn't mention breaking up, and she is very good to him, except that she doesn't buy him gifts anymore, everything seems to be better than before.
It's like taking the wrong medicine.
Could it be that she has also learned something to control men?
Yang Xing shook his head and found that Mu Chun was looking at him, "Have you been easily distracted lately?" ”
"Distracted? Not really. Yang Xing refused to admit it.
"Do you sleep well? Do you have the feeling of being around someone but not interested at all, but when you really want to sleep, you can't sleep well and are unwilling? ”
"What!" Yang Xing almost stood up.
It's not because Mu Chun said something inexplicable, but because he completely told Yang Xing's recent situation.
is far more thorough than Yang Xing's own understanding.
How could he understand that?
Could it be that he is also the one who came over?
"Men are most afraid of feeling powerless, right, but in fact, this situation is very easy to happen, for example, around a woman who he doesn't like very much, it often happens that everything does not come from the original desire, but becomes some kind of work to please the other party, and at this time there will definitely be bad symptoms of syndrome."
Mu Chun took a sip of coffee after speaking, and looked at the time again, as if he was in a hurry to go somewhere to do something next.
But Yang Xing was already interested in this meeting, and the feeling that Mu Chun gave him today was completely different from the feeling he had in the last outpatient clinic, and he really had the appearance of changing his life.
I don't know if it was because the doctor last time was more boring, or if today's doctor was more powerful, anyway, Yang Xing felt that today should be the right one, just a few minutes, what Mu Chun said made him look forward to the conversation later.
"Maybe I've been feeling this way lately, but I just don't want to...... You know, it's actually very undesirable. ”
"I understand! Of course I do! Mu Chun said loudly, his hands still knocked on the table a few times, and he didn't know what other words to describe it.
No one is gloating about this kind of thing, Yang Xing frowned.
"It's not like I don't have an idea about the paper man......" Yang Xing couldn't help but complain about Mu Chun.
"It's ridiculous, single dogs are not always single, single dogs are not only in love with paper people, and single dogs can't be without ideas."
"It's not that you can't be without ideas, of course! There's nothing wrong with being single, especially if you want to be single. ”
Yang Xing felt as if the previous joke had gone too far, and hurriedly lowered the temperature of the topic a little.
"yes, do you think I'm like an otaku? No, I'm not an otaku from beginning to end, and I'm also in love! After Mu Chun finished speaking, he took a bitter sip of coffee.
"Yes, yes, the doctor said yes."
"The person who broke up for five years was an otaku, saying that he couldn't let go and that he couldn't love, and that he couldn't get married, and that he couldn't get married if he broke up, so he broke up and split up for five years."
"It's really a mutual relationship."
"I think there's something wrong with that girl too." Mu Chun said with a righteous face.
"Isn't it, there must be something wrong with this kind of girl, if you don't like it, make it clear earlier, and I'm afraid that the boy is not good enough, so he will suffer from the breakup of this matter, so he will get this kind of breakup syndrome."
"Yes, breakup syndrome, the unwillingness to let go of feelings that are obviously not nutritious, the privatization of feelings as some kind of property, and the thought of completely separating is like voluntarily giving up a part of the property.
But people don't think so, although that's the essence.
But people will say that after a breakup, I feel bitter at the thought that the girl will be in the arms of another boy.
My God, it is strange that he will be bitter for such a thing when he does not love it, and he will not be sick. ”
"I won't." Yang Xing laughed, this case sounded really refreshing to him.
"You won't? Real men! Mu Chun gave Yang Xing a thumbs up.
"But there's one thing the doctor didn't say was right."
Yang Xing smiled weirdly, deliberately slowing down his speech, waiting for Mu Chun to be interested in his words.
"What's not right?"
Mu Chun took the bait, just as Yang Xing hoped, Mu Chun really asked what point he didn't say right.
The rhythm of this dialogue made Yang Xing very comfortable, and he had a feeling that everything was under control.
"It's a small point, but it's essential.
It seems to me that there are no feelings and property, feelings themselves are part of property, and all I see is property. ”
"Excellent, so good that people are speechless!" Mu Chun didn't know whether he was praising or mocking when he said this.
Yang Xing naturally couldn't tell the difference all of a sudden.
"So you're in a situation where you're around a property, and after dark, you don't want to sleep with your property in your arms and you don't want to throw it out of bed, don't you? These possessions make you feel like — some kind of bone? ”
Mu Chun scratched his head, and suddenly Kaven.
"Chicken ribs!" Yang Xing shook his head and thought, "This doctor probably doesn't read much, and there is really no culture." ”
"Yes, chicken ribs, tasteless food, it's a pity to abandon it." Mu Chun is now learning and selling.
"Yes, that's where I'm troubled, and more importantly, my problem is, I don't want to eat it, but I can't throw it away, it's not that I feel sorry if I throw it away, but I think that through thinking and experimenting, I should be able to use the scientific method to find the best elegant way to discard, and let the property not be reduced because of this, and the property will not be reduced because of the discard, do you know what I mean?"
"I understand, even if my girlfriend doesn't want it, the money can't be reduced because of this, and that's another problem with breakup syndrome."
"Another question, wait a minute, what's the first question?"
At this moment, Yang Xing felt as if he had suddenly lost his sense of control over the conversation, and it seemed that he had been led by Mu Chun all the way.
And I feel like I'm still a little refreshed!