226 Egg Baby
Finally, the two of them walked up to the egg and looked inside.
“FxxK!” The two exploded at the same time.
Hell, there's a cute human baby in this eggshell.
What the heck?! If a monster hatches, they won't be too surprised.
However, a human baby hatched inside the egg?!!!
What a weird setting this is! Mi Bufan and Xiao Ziming were so stunned that their mouths couldn't close.
"It's not a dream."
"Who knows......"
"I'll pinch you."
"Whew! Hurt! Xiao Ziming jumped up in pain.
"If you hurt so much, it means that you are not dreaming."
"Why don't you pinch yourself!"
"I'm afraid it hurts."
"Team Mi, do you think that if we are bad people, our lives will be cheap, right?"
Mi Bufan thought for a moment, and then nodded.
Xiao Ziming had nothing to say. He decided to wash his hands of gold from now on, be a good man, and never be looked down upon again.
"It's none of your business. Go back and stay. Don't try to run away. Otherwise, I'll shoot you. ”
Poor Xiao Ziming, after being used, was kicked away by Mi Bufan like non-recyclable garbage.
This tragic fate has a fight with a young man named Mikaka seventeen years later.
Mi Bufan stood in front of the egg, rubbing his chin, looking at the little cutie lying in the eggshell.
The baby was a man with big eyes, but instead of crying when he saw him, he grinned and laughed, which was very cute. This inspired Mi Bufan's fatherly love. When he remembered that his son Mi Huang was born, it was completely different. This son, since he was born, has not been close to him. Maybe it's because he's busy with work.
Mi Bufan squatted down and picked up the baby boy.
The flesh of the child has a unique gentle taste, which makes people love it. Mi Bufan held him in his arms and looked at him gently, his brain's thinking was actually a little confused, how could this little baby appear in the egg? Could it be a copy of the gourd baby?
Is this an egg baby?! Maybe it's going to breathe fire or something!
Mi Bufan was whimsical, and when he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a clattering sound from the stairwell.
A large crowd is catching up.
It was a colleague from the police station who arrived. Sirens of police cars sounded from downstairs of residents. Some of the residents were woken up and opened their doors to check on the situation.
"Team Mi. What's the situation? A colleague ran up and asked.
"These people are Du dealers, and a batch of Du products were seized." Mi Bufan briefly recounted the case.
The colleague said: "Team Mi, you have made a great contribution this time." What is it, though? ”
Some people saw the eggshells on the ground and came to watch. Squat on the ground and dig deeper.
"What kind of egg is this?"
Someone guessed, "It's an ostrich egg, right?" ”
"How can an ostrich egg be so big?!"
Someone guessed: "It's a dinosaur egg?" ”
"The dinosaurs were extinct, okay?"
"What the hell is that?!"
But no one thought that this TM turned out to be a human egg!
"Wait a minute." Someone suddenly had a whim, "I remember, Dragon Ball Risaru is hiding in such a big eggshell, back to a bygone era." ”
"So, this egg is from the future?"
"Who's to say it's not a possibility?"
"Uh......" colleagues fell into deep thought, although it is a bit fantastical, but it is not impossible. Even Mi Bufan suspected that the baby boy in his arms, to say badly, had crossed back from the future...... Future Soldiers?
Just thinking about it, a police officer saw the baby in Mi Bufan's arms and asked in surprise: "Mi team, this is ...... Your children? ”
"Huh?" This question made Mi Bufan a little embarrassed and in a dilemma.
The child jumped out of an egg that fell from the sky. If you say that, you will be considered mentally ill.
However, if you don't say that, how can you explain the origin of this child?
It's a big head. Mi Bufan scratched his scalp uncomfortably.
Another officer interjected, "No way." I just met my sister-in-law a few days ago, and her belly is not big yet. How can it be a child of Team Rice? ”
"So, whose kid is this?"
"Otherwise, send it to an orphanage."
"It's pathetic. At such a young age, he had to be sent to an orphanage. ”
When he thought of the fatherless, motherless, and helpless life in the orphanage, Mi Bufan couldn't bear it. Besides, this little baby has saved his life, so he should be regarded as repaying his kindness. Mi Bufan had no choice but to explain to everyone, "Actually, he is my child." ”
"I'll go!" The police officers dropped their jaws in shock, "However, my sister-in-law's stomach is ......"
But immediately, everyone understood and smiled tacitly, "Oh oh." I get it. ”
Squeezing each other's eyes, it means: I know how to drop.
"Hey, hey! What do you know? Mi Bufan felt that something was wrong.
A police officer patted him on the shoulder, "Team Mi, it doesn't matter if you're having an extramarital affair, you're just committing the same mistakes that every man in the world makes." ”
That's a famous saying.
Another police officer said, "I didn't expect that the rice team sometimes goes to do hair." ”
What kind of meme is this?!! Mi Bufan touched his flat head, and he really couldn't figure out that this extramarital affair had anything to do with hair.
Moreover, this child is not his illegitimate child.
However, he could not have told everyone that this child had jumped out of an egg that had fallen from the sky.
If he does, he'll be sent to a psychiatric hospital.
Hey, just be the illegitimate child of my extramarital affair.
Poor Mi Bufan can only swallow the bitter fruits of cheating, negative man, and scumbag.
After dealing with the scene, Mi Bufan left with the baby in his arms. Walking downstairs to the resident's building, he looked up at the starry night sky. The strange vortex that had hovered in the night sky before was gone.
And the rain, all of a sudden, began to fall again. Mi Bufan intercepted a taxi, and when he got in, he suddenly thought of a serious problem. What should I call this child?
Mi Bufan is a typical name. I pondered for a long time.
Call him rice? Rice buckets? It's too traditional.
It might be better to take some Western-style names.
Like, Mickey?
I'd like I'd heard it somewhere.
Mi Bufan constantly denied his own ideas. Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind.
Let's call it Mikaka!
Why is it the name? Because Mi Bufan is a fan of Naruto, he especially likes the character in it, Saimu Kakashi, so he takes the word Kaka and pays tribute.
So, Mikaka's name was decided.
And this is Mikaka's background.
This mystery of life experience is something that even Mi's mother and Mijie don't know.
Mi Bufan hid it in his heart.
He made up a lie with Mikaka's mother and Mijey, saying that Mikaka's father had died in a mission, leaving the poor child behind, so he had to take it back and raise it. It's very realistic, so Mi's mother believes it.
That's all there is to it about Mikaka's past history that the eye has seen.