Chapter 306: A soak of urine on the Great Barrier Reef
What you play and eat is never the most important thing, who you play with and who you eat is the key factor. It's not like I've never been to Brazil, and the brothers just want to put aside the hectic and annoying mundane chores and relax with a few people who don't need to be wary. In this case, people can always find the happiness that belongs to childhood.
Rio's beaches, Mount Jesus, Iguazu Falls, the Amazon River, and Zhuo Yang also went to the National Museum alone.
After a few days of bustling with several well-known and unknown tourist spots in Brazil, according to the originally planned itinerary, Zhuo Yang's five little pig brothers and their four women said goodbye to Kaka and flew to Australia. Originally, I was going to bring Kaka with me, as a reply invitation this time, but Yu Gongzi Ka Shao is not as unparticular as them, and there is a large family to accompany in Brazil, and a lot of relatives need to move around, so he refused with a smile: I can't go.
Kaka is in a slightly bad mood as the Brazilian media is ridiculing and denouncing him and Ronaldinho. Without them, Ronaldo and Adriano, the 'simple Brazil' just won 3-0 against the favourites Argentina in the final of the 42nd Copa America in Venezuela.
The new coach Dunga did not recruit a super big name this time, and went out completely in a low-key 'second-line' lineup, and Dunga abandoned the traditional Brazilian samba style and made a splash with an out-and-out European style of play. What is European style? In fact, it is to strengthen the formation and resolutely defend and counterattack, and then focus on tackles, fouls, and yellow cards, which is very poor compared to the previous samba dance.
Therefore, Dunga's violation of tradition is very controversial in Brazil, and people call it 'ugly Brazil', but after all, he defeated his rival Argentina in the final, and the media is not good at adding to the national blockage. As a result, Kaka and Ronaldinho, who 'escaped' before the game, became the most appropriate topics of bombardment.
However, they are also mentally prepared in advance, whether the Brazilian team can play well or not this time, there must be a pot that they need to carry. In fact, Kaka and Ronaldo were just ridiculed, but the most restless were Ronaldo and Adriano, who were also absent but were not on the cusp because of their state and injury, because Real Madrid's 23-year-old 'bicycle boy' Robinho became popular in this Copa America, this guy became the top scorer of the tournament with 6 goals, and his excellent performance throughout the whole process seriously threatened the main striker position of Ronaldo and Fool in the national team.
The 20-year-old Messi also participated in the tournament for the first time as a main player of the national team, and even became the two joint cores of the Argentine front court with Riquelme. Before the final, Messi and Riquelme were the favorites for the tournament's MVP, but in the final, they were distressed by Brazil's rough foul and fell to the dust.
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The five brothers flew directly from São Paulo to Cairns, Australia, but did not stop at the biggest destination of the Great Barrier Reef, but made a non-stop flight to Hamilton Island, located in the heart of the Great Barrier Reef.
People from all over the world who want to see the boundless beauty of the Great Barrier Reef come to Cairns. Hamilton Island, also known as the 'Island of the Rich', is small but itself in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef, with beautiful scenery, complete facilities, and frighteningly exaggerated consumption, which restricts the attempts of the vast majority of the 'poor' to get involved, which is naturally very suitable for nouveau riche such as Zhuo Yang.
Grandpa Mertesacker had arrived a day early and was waiting for his brothers.
After more than two months of lying on his stomach and hatching eggs, Grandpa Mo's knee injury finally healed. After passing the medical examination at the hospital, he flew over on fire. Those five subordinates sent him photos of eating, drinking, and having fun every day, purely deliberately, and grandpa had already been teased.
This vacation, grandpa didn't bring his chess girlfriend, and the beauty also had training camps and competitions. In this way, Zhuo Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and someone could accompany him without being forced to be a light bulb when he was old.
Accompanying the four pairs of sluts from the famous 'Heart Reef' to show their affection, in the sea breeze and the turquoise blue of the beach, Scar Ribery fulfilled his promise, and six huge king-level lobsters made a brilliant appearance. Iron Rooster Scar didn't feel sorry for money, he only had one request: no waste, he must eat cleanly, otherwise he will turn his face. It shows that I am actually still distressed about money.
Under the pressure of Scar and Vasiba's fierce eyes, Zhuo Yang was held up enough.
I ate a lot of wine and drank a lot, beer took up my stomach and held my stomach, Zhuo Yang said: I'll go and let it go.
It is on the beach away from the lights of the hotel, the Pacific Ocean and the Coral Sea are pitch black at night, and the reefs near the shore are forested, and the strange rocks are very mysterious and interesting. The wine is on the head, the urine is heavy, Zhuo Yang doesn't want to go back to the hotel to toss, the black light is blind and he is too lazy to pay attention to the quality, he is unprepared to dive into the rocks in the dark, ready to find a suitable place to solve it on the spot, and the urine returns to the deep Pacific Ocean.
On Hamilton Island, there are sparse beaches and suitable places where people are enjoying a sea breeze snack, but the rocky places are inaccessible. Zhuo Yang groped for the reef to climb up and down, looking for a place that could completely avoid the sight of others and stand firm to pee.
The young man was agile and walked to the top of a large rock, which was quite blissful, with a view of the dark Pacific Ocean in front of him, and a standing rock on the side blocking the view, so that he could pee proudly and happily.
Zhuo Yang couldn't wait to invite out Xiao Zhuo Yang, held the handle in his hand, raised his head and looked at the silent and comfortable stars in the night sky in the southern hemisphere, and released his burden very comfortably, a thick and warm torrent jetted out, silently under the cover of the tide lapping against the rocks.
Suddenly! "Wow yes @#$^%!$#妈逼*;?%¥@34%#!Fack%$%$#$$ kill ^#a#$*%(@#$%!) A series of miserable roars shouted from the rocks below where Zhuo Yang was standing, and the cracks between the rocks almost scared him to death.
He could only understand a few words, but Zhuo Yang knew it was Spanish. Looking down, I saw a short and fat figure suddenly appear below in the darkness, and I couldn't see what it looked like, and Zhuo Yang was splashing hot urine on this person.
"Fuck, are you a fucking human or a ghost?" Zhuo Yang was shocked and blurted out, his native Chinese. Xiao Zhuo Yang hurriedly braked, but how difficult it was, and it was about to spray out again, Zhuo Yang hurriedly turned the muzzle of the gun and aimed to the side.
Unexpectedly, the short and fat man was also jumping and dodging in that direction, and this time he was urinating on his face as he raised his head and scolded angrily. "%^*$@#%^^%#法克; *#*#@*#……! "'Goodong' poured a mouthful and stopped abruptly.
This is too much, Zhuo Yang panicked and turned around with the water dragon on the spot, and apologized while urinating: "Brother, I really didn't mean it, I'm sorry." That's too much! "It's still Chinese.
Almost to the point where he could control the stock, Zhuo Yang turned off the water dragon, and did not dare to turn back and flee in a hurry with his hands on the rocks. "I'm sorry, brother......"
The Great Barrier Reef is a picturesque place to be, a magnificent heritage of nature. Visitors here will consciously take the initiative to clean up the garbage they produce and try not to spoil the beauty of the place. The Great Barrier Reef's cleaners are the highest-paid sanitation workers in the world and the most unscrupulous, but they are also the most demanding in ensuring that the place is spotless at all times.
Being in such a splendid place, as a high-profile public figure, he actually committed such an extremely uncivilized behavior as urinating anywhere, if Zhuo Yang was caught, he would be criticized for being indecent.
Anyway, you can't see what I look like, you can't understand what I'm saying, you don't know who I am, and you won't be able to slip away.
An angry bark came from behind the rock: "!@#!^#%#......**##法克$*%(@#$%!@#~!kill you%$$@%!#站住$%......"
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