Hello, bald man~
Tang San rode a small white wheel with blowing snow, and rushed towards the bright light on the top of the mountain like a rocket.
The 100,000-strong army of weirdos followed him and chased after him.
I don't know if these demons and monsters are practicing long-distance running, and they have been chasing ten streets, and they are still biting tightly.
Anyway, it doesn't matter, seeing the light is like seeing hope, so I rush to the top of the mountain!
Blowing Snow sat in the back seat, already suspicious of life on the mountain road, desperately grabbing Tang San's clothes, and kept fighting with his upper and lower teeth.
Poking his head out and looking at the top of the mountain, "I'll go!" How did you get up the mountain? Make a U-turn, turn around! β
"U-turn? Can the head of a poor monk fall off casually? What are you talking nonsense, little lady! β
"It's not that U-turn, it's for you to turn!"
"What do you turn around? It's coming soon! β
"There's no road ahead of this mountaintop, what are you doing there!!"
"No road? Hehe, isn't this exactly what the poor monk wants! β
Blowing snow is directly Buddha, so I knew it earlier, so I wouldn't have gotten into this brainless car.
got into a brain-dead car, and even died so brain-dead.
Can't you go down the road?
The army of weirdos behind is chasing, blowing the snow in her heart, in short, she has now chosen to give up thinking.
It's all dead horizontally and vertically, so why do you love it!
The car walked through the grass, through the woods, through the branches, all the way to the peak.
The light is right in front of you.
With a "whoosh", the electric car suddenly rolled on a stone, jumped up directly, and flew towards the roof of the temple.
"Is there anyone in there? Open the door! β
Tang Sanfei shouted in the air, and then there was a chaotic sound of "Thunderbolt Pengka", and a carload of people smashed directly into it from the roof.
This...... You let people open the door, but you smashed it through the roof of someone's house?
"Crackling", the two of them fell into a car.
I lay on the ground for a long time before I struggled to get up.
"Where?"
Looking around, the room is brightly lit and there is a table of sumptuous wine and food on the table.
Good guys, so thoughtful, all the supper is arranged?
Something to eat? Eat!
Tang San didn't care about the weird army outside, when he saw the table full of wine and food, he wanted to eat and drink enough first.
When I walked to the table, I saw that there was a huge axe with a half-cut hand on the handle.
I was stunned for a moment, model?
As a result, Blowing Snow, who was sitting on the ground, screamed immediately.
"Ahh
Tang San bent down and looked under the table, oops.
Launching this place!
What the hell!
And a big rhinoceros head with staring eyes!
Good guys, is the dish on this table freshly made?
"Yes...... It's a weirdo! What's going on here? β
"Be careful!" Before the snow could stop the bald head, he picked up the flask and raised his head and poured it violently.
After drinking, he slammed the flask on the table with a "pop" and raised his head to the sky and made a long burp.
"Hiccupββββββββββββ
What are you all built on? Do you drink alcohol or soda? How can anything burp?
"Cool! The drunken bear bile is still open, and there is no hair, so what's the matter! β
Wipe your mouth, turn your head to blow snow and say, "Blow what snow, ready to dry!" β
When Blowing Snow heard: "You're crazy!" What are so many weirdos out there? β
Tang San smiled slightly: "We four strong men, we can't kill those stinky fish and rotten shrimp outside?" β
"Four strong men?" Blowing Snow looked around in a daze, and said that you are the only man in the house, what do you mean by these four strong men? Count this fairy as well?
Tang San's gaze swept towards the black car of the electric car, and smiled mysteriously.
The wheel immediately shouted, "Don't look at me! Take your eyes off, it's none of my business! I'm not! I didn't! I don't do it! β
Fuyuki sighed helplessly: "What about the fourth person?" β
"Isn't the fourth person in your arms?!"
"Alas!" I was so frightened that I was so frightened that I was blowing snow and rolling and climbing flowers, and I thought that I had a person in my arms! Hurry up and be afraid of hitting your body.
Good guy, Mount Everest was almost flattened by her, but I didn't see anything.
"What about people? What about people? β
Tang San's face was black, holding his forehead and reminding her: "That round one!" β
"Round?" Blowing Snow hugged his body violently, "What...... What a round! β
Why are you still blushing?
"That broken log!"
Oops, Tang San was speechless, he couldn't wait to find a skylight and jump down to destroy himself.
What kind of comprehension does this woman have?
Blowing Snow was also frightened, and now he suddenly remembered it, and "snapped" and slapped his palm and exclaimed-
"That's right! Isn't there still that wooden heart "Child of Prophecy"? I'll put it on now! β
As he spoke, he took out the wooden heart from his arms, and climbed towards Tang San's rhinoceros head on the ground.
Tang San looked at it: "What's the matter!" Stop it! What is the use of installing it on him? Let him learn cow barking here? β
Blowing Snow almost shoved the heart of the wood into the rhinoceros's head.
He asked angrily, "Then what do you say?" It's not that you ran to this ghost room, and I don't blame you! β
"Blame me? Just your small body, not a poor monk, riding an electric donkey camel, you don't know where to bury it now? Still blame me? β
"I blame you! I'll blame you! Don't go on the avenue, run to the top of the mountain, you look outside! β
The ground began to shake violently, and the hundreds of thousands of chasing troops outside, without even thinking about it, must have surrounded this place! β
I only heard a terrible animal sound outsideβ
"It's inside, go in and slaughter them!"
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect it to be two coins, and I ran to the top of the mountain where this bird doesn't, and I thought I was a birdman, how would I fly?"
"Brothers, don't have one left, eat that electric car too!"
As soon as he heard this, he jumped up when he scared the rear wheel of the electric car: "What is the matter with me?" I'm innocent! This wheel surrenders! β
"Surrender?" Tang San crushed the wine jug on the table at that time, "You want to surrender before the master retreats safely?" It's early. β
"What's that? Do you retreat safely and throw me here to surrender? Demon monk, what kind of heart do you have! β
Blowing Snow also joined: "What are you two spicy chickens arguing about?" Let's find a way to get out of here! β
Tang San laughed: "Method? Does this need to be asked? I just don't know! β
Little White Dragon and Blowing Snow were blown up at that time: "I don't know if you are still rushing up the mountain?" Brain water, isn't it! β
"I still think of your sister's way, I'm going to kill it right away, what are you thinking, think about where to bury it!"
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Just as the three of them were arguing, there was a sudden sound of collision in the corner of the room.
"The ......"
A snorting loli voice came.
The three of them were stunned.
...... in the room Someone!
Three pairs of eyes looked at the corner of the wall!
I saw a bunch of silver-white hair in a pile of cardboard boxes!
Who?
Could it be a hairy man?
Holding the grass, the ball of hair slowly stood up!
From behind the cardboard box, a suffocating angel face emerged, with silver hair as white as snow, red lips and white teeth, shiny eyebrows, and a delicate face like an Internet celebrity!
There is also a nose ring on the wings of the nose, and a golden nose chain is hung on the earrings, adding a touch of exoticism.
With that white silver hair, it really makes people speechless.
What kind of hairy man? It's actually a cute girl!
It's so good-looking, isn't it? A little fairy who fell from the sky?
It's almost time to blow the snow!
And seeing him wearing earrings and nose rings, he added a touch of untimely wildness to his innocence, which is simply a combination of angels and devils.
Tang San, he unceremoniously spurted out a nosebleed at that time.
Do you think that he Tang San is so undetermined, a cute girl can't stand it?
Wrong!
In fact, it's because the white-haired cute girl's body continues to stretch out from behind the cardboard box.
Bare neck, bare shoulders, bare ......
Oh my god, I don't have a face to look at it, how is Mosaic below.
Blowing Snow hurriedly tore off the curtain next to her, threw it over with a "whoosh", and directly covered the white-haired girl's body.
There was a lovely "oops" sound from under the curtain, and then the white-haired woman was buried in the curtain.
Fuyuki asked angrily, "What person!" In broad daylight, you are so immoral, what are your intentions! β
Tang San pondered for a long time and answered: "No, the poor monk thinks that there is nothing wrong with this donor's dress, why bother blaming." β
"No problem?" Blowing Snow's eyes are about to burst into flames, and I just want to get angry, but I look back!
Oh, I'm going again!
The window was crowded with huge heads, and the curtains were torn down just now, and all the weirdos outside crowded into the window!
The bull's eyes widened, and they peeked inside one by one.
Frightened, Blowing Snow jumped up towards Tang San with a single arrow step, and jumped out of a princess hug directly.
Tang San was also frightened by the head full of windows, and directly threw out the blowing snow that jumped in, just threw it into the cardboard box, and rolled into the curtain on the ground.
Roll with the white-haired woman.
And I saw that under the curtain, it was like two fish covered with it.
Then came the voices of two girlsβ
"Alas, it's actually a beautiful woman, come on~"
"Don't! Don't touch me! Help, bald brother! Help me! β
What's that? It's hard to blow the snow, how can Tang San not save it!
Immediately rushed over, and pulled up the curtains.
While pulling, he showed a heartbroken smile, and the blood in his nose burst out.
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming! The poor monk has come to your rescue! Hey. β
The little white dragon hid in the corner of the wall and screamed and complained: "Are you saving people!" β
With a "hula", the curtain was slammed aside by Tang San.
Sure enough, I saw the beautiful scenery in front of me-
Blowing snow baby?
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Ay.
What about the little white hair? What about people!
I was actually blocked by the black blowing snow.
At this time, I saw the silver-haired beautiful girl quietly poking her head out from behind, and said to Tang San with a smile-
"Hello, sturdy man~"
As soon as the words fell, I saw the heads of the group of weirdos squeezed outside the window, nosebleeds spraying wildly, and they were instantly cute.
The windows were dyed red, and now they were completely invisible from the outside.
"Hee-hee~"