Chapter 444: If you don't figure things out
"I'm wondering if there's really a cat abuse incident nearby." Mu Chun's voice sounded a little tired.
This morning is really tiring.
After a day of rain, when it was time to get off work, the viaduct and the ground were all congested, and the city around the sea and the city center of all big cities were the same as the city center, although it was lively and prosperous, but it was inevitable that there would be exhaust gas and traffic jams.
Li Mu was driving to the filming location after finishing the company's affairs, and the dinner prepared by An Xiaodi for him was still under the passenger seat, and there was actually a small drawer in that place for the girls to put their shoes.
Thinking of his braised beef rice and fish ball soup swaying with the brakes one by one along the way, Li Mu's heart began to become irritable.
Gradually, everything in the carriage became moss-like, he switched radio stations a few times, and the host on the radio was chatting happily, and someone called in to participate in the topic designed by the host, what "What did college love bring you?" ”
A girl with a nice voice called in and said, "College love has left me with a scar that can never be erased." ”
The hostess quickly picked up and said: "Yes, first love is not always perfect, and sometimes there are indeed some regrets, like scars." ”
The male host was silent for a few seconds and then said, "Well, I will definitely meet someone who can make you forget this scar in the future." ”
Both of them sounded a little pretentious, and the girl who quickly called in replied coldly, "I'm talking about a real scar, a scar on my lower abdomen from ectopic pregnancy surgery." ”
The host was dumbfounded on the spot.
Li Mu's heart also chuckled.
At this time, Li Mu found that there was a car in the lane next to him, and the owner rolled down the window and scolded him angrily.
Li Mu's driver's window was closed, and the radio was on in the car, so naturally he didn't hear what the driver was scolding, but Li Mu didn't need to hear it at all, and he knew what ugly things the guy was scolding.
So Li Mu pulled the front of the car and forcibly occupied the lane, just to prevent the driver from changing lanes.
Who knew that the other driver's driver was not vegetarian either, so the two competed on the road, and finally when they were blocked together at the previous red light, the driver in the silver Nissan car forcibly changed lanes, and then braked, Li Mu didn't have time to adjust, and chased after him.
The driver of the front car, who seemed to have been prepared, immediately opened the door and walked out.
"Do you have something wrong with your brain, or is your wife running away with someone else, and you don't understand the rules of driving, ah." The person who spoke was less than 170m tall, but weighed more than 250 pounds.
Li Mu can see the car he drove clearly, and it makes people wonder if the rear seat needs to be removed when this body is stuffed into that small car.
"It's whether you're going to change lanes, you're unreasonable." Li Mu replied, forcibly suppressing the anger in his stomach.
"Compensate, you chase the tail, take full responsibility." The fat man swears and talks at the same time.
Some people are really very capable of such a thing, they can talk without stopping, no matter what they say, this 250-pound driver is such a person.
Li Mu only felt more and more irritable in his heart, and every joint of his fingers was like a burr and wanted to punch the man.
The 250-pound fat man kept turning his big sausage-like mouth in the winter rain.
Li Mu felt that his fist had swung towards his left ear, and he seemed to have seen himself kick the man's lower abdomen with his knee fiercely, and then pinched the man's shoulder, and smashed his fat head with his steely head.
In the end, he took a condescending advantage, grabbed the man's head with his left hand and pressed it down, raised his right hand, and hammered down with his elbow on the back of the man's neck.
Talking about the 250 catties of fat that fell dumbly, Li Mu also said to him, "Pork is so expensive these days, no matter how cheap your meat is, no one will eat it." ”
"Hey, can you call or not, in the end, do you call?"
When Li Mu came back to his senses, he realized that everything just now was just his imagination, and now his own clothes were firmly dragged by a 250-pound man.
I don't know when, the fat man called the police, or it just so happened that a traffic policeman rode a model to the two of them.
The policeman looked tired and said, "What's the situation with you?" The road is so congested, and the surveillance sees that the two of you occupy a road here, what do you want to do? Fighting? Okay, come back with me and give you time to fight. ”
When the fat man saw the police coming, he immediately changed his face, "No, comrade policeman, it was this person who rear-ended, you see, he didn't look at the car at all, I suspect him of drunk driving." ”
"You're drunk driving."
Li Mu finally couldn't help but scold.
"Policeman, you see he looks like he is swearing."
"Didn't you just curse? Who the hell caused the trouble? ”
Li Mu was completely out of control, and for the next few minutes, he didn't know what he said to the police, nor did he know what the police said to him.
I only know how many times the police asked him to take out his driver's license and driver's license, and after he was almost soaked, Li Mu returned to the car and took out his driver's license and driver's license.
The police handed over the ticket to Li Mu and scolded him a few times, but the fat driver said to Li Mu angrily, I remember who you are, aren't you the talented Li Mu on TV? I didn't expect it to be a road rage driver.
Road rage?
Li Mu's mind suddenly exploded, so did I hit someone just now? Or did it crash? He wanted to ask the person in front of him, but the person said, you should call your insurance company quickly, the insurance company with such a clear responsibility relationship will handle it, drive carefully in the future, don't look like a person on TV, life is simply a pig and a dog.
"What are you talking about" Just as he was about to scold back, Li Mu suddenly thought of Xiao Hei.
Road rage, rear-end car collision.
Could it be that Xiao Hei was really killed by him.
Thinking of Xiao Hei's soft and weak body being run over by the wheels, what kind of feeling will the person sitting in the driver's seat have, can't he feel it at all? Or forgot?
So it always feels like there's a cat in the house, and it always feels like there's a cat's footprints in the bathroom?
No, the bathroom matter will go upstairs early tomorrow morning to ask clearly, now it is not just a leak, Li Mu also smelled a foul smell when he took a bath in the morning, thinking that the upstairs bathroom did not leak clean water squeezed under the floor tiles for a long time and made a smell.
It is also not known if those are bath water or toilet water.
It's really unlucky.
Thinking of this, Li Mu decided to go home tonight and go to the vicinity of the parking space to study carefully, how did Xiao Hei act in the community that day before he was run over by his car and he couldn't feel it at all.
So, "Don't be afraid, Li Mu. He said to himself, if he figured it out, he wouldn't be afraid, even if he knew that he really accidentally bumped into Xiao Hei, it was much better than living in fear and guessing like now.
After arriving at the studio, Li Mu felt that he was in a good state, and the other guests also worked during the day, so everyone tried their best to cooperate, and they could sleep for a while when the recording ended early.
There were about 100 people in the audience, all of them young faces, and the boys and girls seemed to be wearing makeup. The assistant director told Li Mu that the audience will be here at half past three in the afternoon, and your show will not start recording until eight o'clock in the evening, and the audience's shots will start recording at half past four, so when the program officially starts to be recorded, the audience has been sitting in the venue for four hours, and the cost is only 300 yuan per person, which is a relatively high price in the industry.
Li Mu held the coffee prepared by the director team, and looked down at the audience area, the audience is now just like Internet celebrities, all of them are very good-looking.
The assistant director looked at Li Mu and then said: "It's not bad, the audience is also a very important part of the show, so the audience in the first few rows is specially selected by the performance company, and when the show is popular, it will be easy to do, and the audience will sign up to participate.
See the guys sitting behind the guest seats? Those are all audiences with education and good looks, and the appearance rate of those seats is very high, so at the beginning, it needs to be particularly good-looking, the director team spends money, and in the future, it is to select the right fans, and there may even be people who spend money to become the audience in the first row, all of which are routines. ”
After listening to Mark's speech, Li Mu nodded, thinking to himself, all walks of life are routines, and those who occupy the upper echelons of the rules always earn more, but it seems that everyone is very hard, and it is not easy.
From lighting, stage setting, photography and videography, makeup artist, drama management, director, producer, to post-production after recording, program packaging, publicity, all aspects are people.
People who have experienced the recording site of this kind of variety show will have a particularly deep impression, no matter how developed the technology outside, it is still a screw and a nail here, and there are people in every position who are busy.
Even the aunt who delivers the lunch box and collects the lunch box is indispensable.
If she delivers the wrong meals, causing a guest to delay the filming due to allergies, the cost of delaying a day is tens of thousands of dollars.
When Li Mu was drinking coffee and preparing to shoot the content, there was a sudden panic in the audience, and a staff member collapsed on the stage.
There was an exclamation from the audience area, and Li Mu quickly patted Mark on the shoulder.rk was looking at the computer screen with headphones on, completely unaware of the situation on stage.
"Mark, someone fainted.rk." Li Mu shouted twice before he came back to his senses.
People were in a hurry, and no one knew what to do.
The staff on the side said that he suddenly collapsed, and he didn't know what was wrong.
The worker who spoke was thin, with a paint-stained brush in his hand, as if he were tinkering with a corner of the stage.
Another staff member dressed in clothes similar to him said, "I don't know, I was fine just now, and I didn't drink alcohol last night." ”
As he was talking, a chubby man ran over, looking a bit like the novice village Dongba in "Full-time Hunter", who specializes in pit people. With great effort, the man bent down and looked at the worker lying on the ground for a few seconds.
The audience couldn't help it, and shouted one after another, "Don't stand all the time, save people." ”
Someone in the crowd asked, "Is there a doctor?" Nurses can too. ”
The fat man stood up and said to the two workers, "What's the matter?" Was this the case before? Go pinch and take a look. ”
A small worker listened to the fat man's words, stepped on his feet alternately in place several times, then took off the cotton gloves used for work, walked into the man lying motionless on the ground, stretched out his thumb and pinched the man's man.
"Will it die suddenly?" From time to time, the worried voices of several girls could be heard on the quiet stage.
"Yes, two days ago, someone almost died suddenly in the Lechuan Piano Competition."
"It seems like you have to do CPR."
"It's over, it looks hopeless, I won't shoot it today."
Li Mu and Mark walked down the simple staircase to the next floor of the program recording area, and when Li Mu saw the worker lying on the ground up close, he saw him twitch twice in place, and then opened his eyes.
The fat man hurriedly turned around and beckoned to everyone, "It's okay, it's okay, everyone don't worry, keep working." ”
As soon as the man finished speaking, several workers who had gathered over hesitated and returned to their posts, and the workers lying on the ground shook their heads as if they had lost their memories and said, "Where am I?" What's wrong with me? ”
The assistant director Mark used the walkie-talkie to call the colleagues who handled the field affairs, Li Mu and the woman who rushed over in high heels once said a few words, this woman is named Sister Mei, she acts in a hurry, and her voice is also very loud.
Mark pulled her aside and explained almost with a serious expression, and then rushed back and pulled Li Mu and said, "Go and get ready, there are still twenty minutes to start." ”
Li Mugang wanted to say what to do with this person lying on the ground, but was pushed and pulled aside by Sister Mei.
The worker lying on the ground suddenly sat up again like a magic puppet and said, "What's wrong with me?" ”
The worker didn't speak the local dialect, Li Mu couldn't hear it clearly, but judging from his expression, he seemed to be a little dizzy, and now he was talking like a child.
"Come on, Lao Li, why did you faint, the boss told us to hurry up and dry the props, it's about to start." A worker came over and subdued Lao Li.
Lao Li shook it off and said, "Don't touch me, who are you, why are you pulling me." ”
There was another bustling sound around the stage:
"I guess I'm stupid."
"Probably trying to blackmail the director's team."
"Blackmail? Blackmail, blackmail is okay. ”
Mark waved his hand vigorously at Sister Mei again, winking.
Sister Mei immediately threw Li Mu in the distance, and explained to the audience: "This worker is a little unwell, and he himself did not ask for leave with us, so we don't know that he is sick to work like everyone else, and now we will let the driver send him to the hospital for examination, and we will start recording in 20 minutes of the show, everyone go back to their original positions and sit down, thank you for your cooperation."
Also, I reiterate that it is not allowed to shoot or record privately during the recording of the program, so I also hope that everyone will cooperate and work together to do a good job of our favorite program, thank you. ”
When Sister Mei was talking to the audience, the fainted staff had already stood up by herself, staggered and picked up the brush next to her, ran to the stage and began to brush a white barrel, and the person on the side pushed him and asked, "Lao Li, what's wrong with you, didn't you drink and sleep enough last night?" ”
Lao Li complained: "Where did you not sleep enough, how did you sleep?" Didn't I come here at half past two in the morning today, and I didn't sleep for more than 30 hours after two days of shooting, and I was sleepy. ”
"Oh." The little worker on the side agreed and went about his business.
Li Mu looked at the time, thinking that he came from work at five o'clock, even if he came on time at eight o'clock to record the program, it would end at three o'clock at the earliest, these audiences arrived at the studio at three o'clock in the afternoon, and these workers were here at two o'clock in the morning.
Even if you have slept before, you will have to wait for 24 hours without rest when you finish today's work.
Thinking of this, Li Mu suddenly felt that he still had a few hours to rest after all, and it seemed that he had no right to complain.
These staff members seem to be working harder.
Sister Mei seemed to see Li Mu's thoughts, and said: "Don't worry, this kind of fainting is very common, but there are very few cardiac arrest incidents like those in the Lechuan Piano Competition, I have worked in this circle for more than ten years, and I have never seen anyone have anything serious, you can rest assured that I am here."
Workers sometimes rely on their youth, they don't rest in the afternoon and morning, they hide outside the studio to watch videos and play games, in fact, in this industry, you must know how to rest when you have a break, and you can have energy when you are busy. ”
"Oh, yes, that's it." Li Mu promised on his lips, but he didn't feel it in his heart.
After the official recording began, it went very smoothly, and Mark came to Li Mu at two o'clock in the morning to say that he could call it a day.
Mark always seems to be in good spirits, and as soon as the show was recorded, he immediately didn't forget to pull Li Mu to ask how he had thought about what he had talked about before, and it should still be the best publicity direction to become a star warm man.
Li Mu was in a hurry to go home to investigate Xiao Hei's matter, so he vaguely delayed the matter, and on the way home, he opened the car window slightly, and the cool cold wind blew into the car, which was particularly refreshing.
After returning to the community, Li Mu slowly drove the car to his parking space along the route he took on weekdays, and at a speed of five kilometers per hour, he carefully felt the feeling of the tires pressing on the ground.
If you really hit Xiao Hei, how can you not feel it at all?
After the car stopped, Li Mu got out of the car and checked it, except for some traces of paint scratching on the front of the car, there was really no need for repair in the rear-end collision when he got off work.
was deliberately deceived by the 250-pound fat man, in the end, the two cars will not cause much serious damage at this speed, this guy is really not old, and he is scheming.