Chapter 5 Events always come unexpectedly
"Ah, Ernie sauce, you're bringing the stray dog back again!" Gan Lihui pinched her waist with both hands and pretended to be angry.
"Isn't this your favorite pet, I want to surprise you." Gan Lilei smiled with a smile on his face.
"That's a good thing, then the responsibility of taking care of him is on me, Ernie sauce, you scoundrel" The girl didn't give up
"Doesn't this mean that dogs like you, you're so cute, you won't ignore them." The boy smiled flatteringly.
"Big badass, scumbag, every time you say that."
"Hui is the best, you are my brother I rely on the most, like the most, and ...... the most A thousand words omitted here"
"Do you have any other sisters?" The girl's face was full of suspicion.
"No, no, how can it be." Gan Lilei wiped the cold sweat on his head, but it was really difficult to deal with, girl. Sister Deng is too, so is Yu Yujin, and even Hui is like this. After all, I didn't dare to say anything, whispering bb (ing).
"Then I will forgive you if you say 10 more of my good points."
"How is it enough to only 10, Hui you are a closed moon shy flower, fair lady, bright eyes and bright teeth, slim and elegant, pear blossoms with rain, national color and heavenly fragrance, ice muscle jade bones, ring fat swallow thin, small jasper, young and more knowledgeable, smart and clever, lively and lovely The top ten outstanding women in the country, it is more rare to learn at the age of three, learn martial arts at the age of seven, learn eight buckets high, learn rich nine cars, know astronomy and geography, know trivial, omniscient, omnipotent, omniscient, every time you go out to walk, often lead beautiful women to turn back and handsome guys jump off the building, its advantages are as many as the surging river water continuously, It's like the Yellow River flooding out of control, it's really a phoenix among people, and it's a genius of the world."
"How many girls did you say that!!
"You're the only one" The young man's clear eyes seemed to be able to speak, phew, scumbag.
Fortunately, my sister is not deeply involved in the world.
A flicker of thunder gaba,Finally got the understanding of my sister.。 There's no way, it's a girl's privilege to be unreasonable, especially a good-looking girl is the P in VIP.
Kneel down and thank my sister for sparing her life.
After arranging the little white dog to my sister.,This may be the 46th layer of protection for my sister.,Just change the name.,My brother is too stable (Japanese monster version) or change it to if it's a sister.,It's not too much to have a hundred million layers of protection.,Manual funny.,Sister control is also manually funny.。
Hey, police, that's it, yes, yes, yes, 3 years is too little, 10 years is not a loss of the kind of criminal law, what? Got him caught, and the novel has no protagonist? It doesn't matter, I can change the name of the novel, how about my days in prison in Tokyo.
Back in the room, a 360-degree horizontal suit fell deep into the soft big bed, "This is what I want, what kind of gods, what yin and yang arts, all go away!" "It's a pity that the protagonist aura ignores you and throws you a roll of the eye.
After listening to the reports of the probing monsters, the number of supernatural incidents has increased recently, and it seems that the world is not peaceful again, but the toilet paper in the public toilet is frequently stolen, the instant noodles in the supermarket are brutally poisoned, and the roadside drain feels like electricity..... Are you sure you are not approaching science to make a sequel, shouldn't it be a distortion of human nature and a degradation of morality. What does it have to do with youkai?
Youkai: Wronged, I don't take the blame!
Excluding these malicious urban weirdos that aren't even hype, I found a very worrying incident. Because it is about a very famous little monster - Zashiki Tongzi, a Japanese goblin, mainly referring to a kind of spirit in the legend of Iwate Prefecture, a god who lives in homes and warehouses.
It's strange that youkai can live in peace with humans. Probably because it is attached to the family as a child, it is said that as long as there is a Zashiki boy, the family will prosper. If you see all the familiar faces in the friends you play with, but you always feel that there is one more person than at the beginning, it is probably his ghost at this time.
Zashiki boy is a very honest youkai who can only be seen by children. Because of this, there are often selfish families who ask for powerful mages to trap them with enchantments and control their freedom. This is a good youkai who is gentle and not aggressive, and can bring good luck to prosperity. But listening to these reports of detecting youkai, it seems that there is a Zashiki boy who has been behaving strangely lately.
Forget it, tomorrow after tomorrow, delaying the advanced stage of cancer, the hopeless lazy cancer Gan Lilei decided to talk about it tomorrow. There will never be a turning point in the fate of mankind, and the continuation of human civilization will hang on me, a little person.
Gan Lilei, who was deeply influenced by the people's view of history, struggled together and finally succeeded in persuading himself with the theory that the people created history for a day, and decided to save himself yesterday with his actions the next day. Well, it's just lazy, you protagonist is so lazy, how can there be a story, spit fragrant at the protagonist.
But according to the aura principle that if the protagonist doesn't act, he will find the protagonist, and what should come will come, and he can't run away. Gan Lilei, who was leisurely eating and playing with his mobile phone, had not yet finished enjoying his salted fish day, and a guest came to the door.
And for ordinary people, they will avoid the villain like a tiger - black and white gratuitous, although I don't know why there are these two brothers in the underworld of Japan, I still feel much more sincere than a pair of bull-headed horses.
"Lord Ganjiao, Enma is still looking forward to your visit." The messenger of the underworld said respectfully
"I'll go when I'm free, thank you for your concern" as a formulaic answer to the sweet and bad rice of Baijia Soft Rice, I still have a little weakness, and the soft glutinous rice of my sisters is not delicious.
"I'm here for something I want to ask for your help."
"Let's hear it," Gan Lilei, who didn't want to eat soft rice for nothing, was forced to open his business.
"That's right, there's a youkai that prevents us from doing official business in the underworld."
"No, which monster is so ignorant of life and death, doesn't understand the rules, you can bear it, if it's me, ......... directly"
The messenger of the underworld still maintained a good professional quality and did not interrupt Gan Lilei's bragging.
Until Gan Lilei noticed that his words were a little noisy, he subconsciously closed his mouth.
"It's a very difficult situation to deal with, so let's take a look at it with me."
The inevitable Gan Lilei followed the two yin to 'see the world'. I really don't want to go, and it's a really annoying feeling to be forced to open.