After Li Zhixian confirmed that Liang De went out and walked away, she jumped up from the ground like a big cat, and opened the office system interface of the fantasy note in her consciousness.

"You can apply for a spare amount: 14,000 crystal clusters."

She clicked on a company called Kukai Xunxian Distillery on the white list of Thunder Cliff hospitality supplies suppliers, and lingered in the hundreds of pages of product catalogs, and her saliva stopped.

"Wonderful, wonderful, meow...... Woo woo woo meow, meow meow! ”

Li Zhixian closed the product catalog of Xunxian Distillery, rubbed his hands with a thief cat expression and returned to the interface of the reserve fund application.

"Anyway, borrow two thousand to buy wine first."

She summoned the selection cursor of the system interface with her consciousness, and was about to click on the button to "confirm the application", when a cartoon old lady with a two-headed body suddenly appeared in the center of the system interface, reached out and grabbed the cursor arrow controlled by Li Zhixian's consciousness and pinched it fiercely, Li Zhixian suddenly squatted on the ground with his head in his arms.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Li Zhixian rolled around on the floor, and it took several seconds for the severe headache to disappear completely.

She returned to the interface of the office management system of the fantasy note, and the cartoon old lady crossed her arms and looked at her with a fierce expression.

"Auntie? Didn't you ascend to heaven? ”

The cartoon old lady who appeared in the system interface was Li Zhixian's aunt and grandmother who died a few days ago, that is, the original owner of the two parchment books of "Pure Sect Rites".

"It's not a promotion, it's a promotion.

I'm now the deputy minister of the Thunder Pure Sect's Ritual and Culture Department, presiding over the work as a pious blood, otherwise you can have such a big discount for the first sacrifice of a dead girl?

It's been so long since you got the Book of Inheritance and started your first sacrifice, what have you been doing these days? ”

"Drink, sleep, go to the supermarket, and then help some middle-aged social animals solve the problem of hair loss......

Li Zhixian rubbed his forehead and sat obediently in front of his aunt.

When she was a child, because her mother was too busy with work, she often ate and slept at her aunt's house after school, and was strictly disciplined by this strict and upright old lady since she was a child.

Although more than ten or twenty years have passed, Brother Xian has become highly socialized, but he does not dare to put on her posture of wine-stained salted fish in front of the old lady.

"Auntie, is my dad also promoted......

The old lady sighed: "Your father has really ascended to heaven, and his reincarnated body is already in high school, skipping classes and flirting with his sister every day, just like when he was a child." ”

Li Zhixian nodded and asked, "Auntie, what's going on with this pious blood of our family?" Why did I suddenly become the second generation of letters? ”

The old lady took out a cushion from behind her and sat down, and said:

"I was going to tell you in a few years, but this transfer was too hasty, and I received the notice after lunch, and I lost my breath in the evening.

There is a shortage of people in the Ministry of Ritual Culture, and I just happened to meet the headquarters for inspection, and as soon as I took office, I was busy making inspection materials, and thousands of boxes couldn't fit it, so I didn't have time to give you dreams.

Ah Xian, our Li family has been serving Lord Du Gongtai since the Neolithic Age, passed down from generation to generation, and was included in the Zhuzhen blood spectrum two thousand three hundred years ago, and there are many talents, and they have flourished to this day.

There are ten surnames in Chunzong, and our Li family ranks in the top five.

Liezu Ji Yegong is now the executive vice chairman of the Qinggan Peak Evil God Dependents Federation of Trade Unions, and the ceremonial culture and trade union of Thunder Cliff have always been the final say of our Li family for the past five hundred years. ”

"Oh-"

Li Zhixian suddenly realized: "Auntie, I understand, you are here to tell me today, there are people above us, you have to let go and touch it!" ”

The old lady pinched the cursor arrow in her hand with a straight face, and Li Zhixian rolled on the ground a few more times with her head in her hands.

"Childish!

It's because there are too many people above, it doesn't matter if you have you or not, as long as you reach out and get caught, you will immediately be a stepping stone for promotion by the righteous relatives above, and no one can save you!

Alas, if it weren't for this sudden transfer, I would have been alive for thirty years, who would have thought that ...... Ah Xian, you are now the only priest of our army in this world, and you must provoke the main beam of the main priesthood. ”

Li Zhixian, who had been rolling for a while, was lying on the ground with an uninterested expression:

"There are many good talents, why am I the only one left?"

"Our ancestor of the Li family has produced several realm primordial walkers, who have branched out for more than ten thousand years, and have branches in various worlds on both sides of the Kukai River, and there are also several other branches on other planets in the 415 world on our shore.

Our branch is unlucky, many ancestors have repeatedly committed the disadvantages of celibacy, widowhood, and childlessness when they were forcibly promoted to high priesthood, and there is only one single seedling left in your generation, so it has always been up to your temperament, and you can do whatever you want.

Today is different from the past, Ah Xian, this position of fantasy note was asked for by me with an old face, you must seize this opportunity, do you know how many cousins and cousins from aliens came to the Blue Star on the express starship for this opportunity at that time? ”

"It's all here, and if they want to do it, let them do it.

What's so good about this job, I won't even be allowed to buy alcohol. ”

Li Zhixian looked at her aunt pitifully, for fear that she would pinch the cursor arrow in her hand again.

The old lady looked at her unfinished appearance, and was so angry that she threw the cursor arrow in her hand on the ground, Li Zhixian felt like she had been hit in the head by a frying pan, and the whole person became dizzy.

"You still have the face to say!

Our ancestors have worked hard to accumulate credit for generations, and raised the amount one crystal cluster after another, and finally raised the reserve amount to 15,000 crystal clusters.

Haven't you thought about how much big things this money can do, and how many times faster than others can you accumulate performance? I even think about embezzling public funds to buy alcohol!

It's really a cub who sells Ye Tian and doesn't feel distressed! How much is your salary a month? Is cluster consumption something you can afford? ”

Li Zhixian was trained by the old lady with two heads and shrunk into a ball.

"Okay, auntie, don't be angry, I'll try to work hard in the future."

"If you don't want to work hard, I have signed a striver agreement on your behalf as a guardian, if your performance appraisal is below B+ this year, you are ready to accept the punishment of transformation."

"Divine Punishment?"

The old lady sneered, "You must already know which realm the evil gods of Thunder Cliff hold the authority. ”

Li Zhixian was not sure: "Hair loss? ”

"It's a midlife crisis."

Li Zhixian: "??? ”

The old lady said in a deep voice: "Hair loss is just a symptom.

If you fail to meet the requirements of the Struggler Agreement, you will be punished by the power of divine punishment to become the most hated middle-aged and elderly person of the opposite sex, and you will not be able to return to your original body until you achieve your goal. ”

Li Zhixian was like being struck by lightning, and his cheeks turned pale.

If I don't work hard, I'll become Bi 　 Jian?!

I don't want it!!

"Anyway, you work hard first, and I'll come to see you in a few days."

The cartoon old lady in the center of the system interface stood up, walked to the upper right corner and disappeared.

……

Liang De returned to the Hongye Building apartment after visiting dozens of unmanned adult product stores, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Zhixian standing in front of the window with a resolute face.

The breeze stirred her long hair, and her determined eyes looked extremely tough as she looked into the distance.

"Try! Struggle! ”

Li Zhixian suddenly opened his throat and shouted out the window, and the voice full of fighting spirit startled several children riding bicycles on the sidewalk.

What's going on? This salted fish drank fake wine?

Liang De was just about to speak, Li Zhixian turned around and patted the windowsill, and his voice was at least an octave higher than usual:

"Lao Liang, your current working state is too leisurely! I can't stand this partner anymore!

If this continues, when will we be promoted and raised to the top?

Take your work schedule and I'll see what can be done ahead of time, and I'll do it for you!

Fast! Hurry up! Time waits for no one!

Give me the tablet! Whew! ”