Chapter 1781: The camp is another big incredible
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I finally got rid of this group of bear children, and I felt that the big and good bear fur on my body seemed to have been plucked by those little guys.
It's really lawless, do they know who Bendruid is? That's the savior's hair!
I grinned my teeth and exhaled my nostrils with an angry expression, but I didn't expect it to resonate with everyone, and I was ridiculed by Beya, and even Tia, who had always been on my side, snickered a few times behind my back, which made me feel betrayed by the whole world.
Speaking of which, the little girl is an upgraded version of the bear child's girl, they are all in a group, I hummed a few times, expressing my displeasure.
"Fanfan, where are you going next?" Finally held back the laughter, Tia hugged me up, and continued to rub me affectionately, originally planning to be loyal and unyielding, swearing not to say anything, but she rubbed a few times, and her heart softened.
[Go find a few friends] I quickly held up a sign.
Originally, I heard the little fox say that the little black charcoal may wake up in the next two days, I was very anxious and didn't plan to go shopping, but the little fox confidently said that it was at night, plus she was watching on the side, if I also ran to keep an eye on it, it would undoubtedly bring huge pressure to the little black charcoal.
My precious girl, but she is extremely sensitive and slender.
"Friends?"
[Nothing surprising, Bendruid doesn't seem to have friends in the camp] I glanced at Tia.
"No, no, I'm just curious."
[Gam, just follow] threw the three wooden cards in a chic manner, and I strode forward.
Beya tried to climb on my shoulder and sit down, but I refused. Picked it up and threw it aside, who was laughing so happily just now, offending Bendruid Do you still want to sit?
"Stupid Wu. Stingy Wu, perverted Wu, perverted Wu ...... "As a result, along the way, this little girl was behind me." Like a spirit behind it, it adheres and keeps muttering, with three points of delicateness, seven points of crisp and sweet voice. I was scolded, as if someone was plucking my ears.
Scold, a little more passionately, a little more passionately insult me, ahahahahaha~~~ Wait, why should I enter the Shake M branch without permission, bastard!
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The first thing to look for is ...... Still lying in the camp did not leave the time when I came back a few days ago. They also ran to my house to rub off on the Hanbag team and the KFC team.
Listening to Akara, these are the same guys who will make the camp that has finally been peaceful because of the departure of the old drunkard, and stir up a bloody storm and no peace.
Let's take a look at them. What the hell are you doing?
When I came to the place where this group of guys frequented, as expected, a large group of people had gathered on the empty grass, laughing and scolding, as noisy as a vegetable market, and in order to prevent riots, the camp had to arrange several squads of soldiers to patrol the surroundings.
Hey, hey, hey, you're getting in trouble, bastard.
I strode forward and patted the adventurers who were in front of me and wanted to squeeze in.
"What are you doing, don't look at me I'm busy...... Belch. ”
Under the pressure of the momentum of my East China Tiger and the Camp Bear, before the other party finished speaking, he obediently stepped aside, and in the same way, the crowd in front of him also consciously gave way to a road.
Hmph, see it, this is a deterrent.
With my head held high, I strode forward with the two little girls, easily through the crowd, to the innermost part.
The frolic of the crowd, no matter how noisy and chaotic, seemed to be no match for what I saw in front of me—two simple open-air kitchens, set up in the center of the clearing, in a figure-of-eight formation, as if they were often seen on television.
Then, I saw the oil pan dancing wildly, the shovel flying over, and dancing on the stove.
Ricken and Hans, the two old rivals, looked like the painting style characters in the Beidou [Beep] Fist at this time, with distinct lumpy muscles, tight clothes, and iron-blooded expressions.
The side dishes made in their hands are painted in a style similar to that of a Chinese [beep] master, and from time to time golden light gushes out, soaring into the sky, and occasionally a steaming dragon can rise from the pot and roar at each other.
Me: "......"
What the hell is going on, you two humble cooks, do you want to turn over as an animation supervisor with salted fish? And it's plagiarism!
However, I still noticed that there was a difference between me and the previous competition.
That is, whether it is next to Ricken or Hans, there is an ordinary teenager who looks at them with adoring eyes.
I remember when I left, I talked to them about how they said that the reason why they didn't go back to the second world immediately seemed to be to train their juniors, which seems to be the case.
In this case, the answer is coming out, and the two children are the descendants of Ricken and Hans.
Actually, I don't have to think about it, I can roughly see it.
Because it's like, it's really like.
Next to Hans was a girl of twelve or thirteen years old, who was not very old, but whose eyes flashed with a more determined and mature color than her peers, like those good children who have been helping their seriously ill parents with all the household chores since the age of five or six.
Of course, as a member of the Ricken family, it will definitely not be so miserable, so it should be deliberately cultivated as the future successor of the family's fast food restaurant since childhood, and it can be seen that the girl looks at the other side from time to time, with a raging fighting spirit and strong disdain in her eyes.
In addition, the girl's silhouette looks somewhat similar to Alius, especially the family inheritance, which represents the orthodox fiery red hair, it can be seen that when she grows up in the future, she should also be a beautiful girl like Alius.
However, what left me speechless was that the long hair, which was supposed to be as beautiful as Alius and as bright as a flame, was made by the girl into an explosive head like Hans.
As a result, what should have been a beautiful and beautiful girl became a non-mainstream girl, which made me look away for most of the day.
Think about it, if Alius also got a hairstyle like this...... Puff puff puff !!
Just imagine it in your head. I couldn't help but hug my stomach and snicker.
"Alius, I feel it. A stream of malice. ”
As soon as I lowered my head, I noticed that Alius had come to me at some point, pulling at my paws, and those big light blue eyes like small animals. Staring at me closely, casting a keen gaze like a small animal.
Original...... It turned out to be Aletus, I patted my chest. Stretched out the soft meat cushion in her palm and touched her head, and suddenly, the little rotten girl squinted happily, forgetting that she had come to Xingshi to ask for guilt.
Look at the battlefield again.
The girls next to Hans, I'm already fully aware of the blood relationship between the two of them, what about Ricken's side?
It's a boy. She was about the same age as the girl opposite, about twelve or thirteen years old.
Then, like Ricken, he combed his neat gray hair, and ...... A neatly trimmed circle of short white beards less than half an inch long.
I was immediately scared to pee. This is too cruel, isn't it, what kind of terrible genetics are you, you have a white beard at this age?!
It wasn't until later, when I saw the boy reaching out and fiddling with his neat short white beard from time to time, under the wind of Ricken's hands, that I realized that it was fake, and that it was pasted.
At the time, I was rude to think that it was great that I was not born into a family like Ricken and Hans.
The boy has the same chivalrous and resolute eyes as Ricken, and there is a hint of vicissitudes in it, I don't know where he got it, anyway, it is a very small Ricken, of course, looking at the eyes on the other side, he is also full of fighting spirit and disdain.
"Done a good !!" While I was looking at the situation, two yells rang out at the same time, and I saw Ricken and Hans put the pot away, quickly filled the plates, and then put the formed hamburgers and golden fried chicken thighs on the table at a dizzying speed.
Suddenly, each plate bloomed with light, twisted into a pillar of light that pierced into the clouds, and the light gradually formed a giant dragon entrenched, and a flying tiger with wings spread, confronting each other and roaring, fully interpreting the spectacular scene of dragon fighting.
I say enough of the infringement, bastard! Could it be that God has gone berserk in the prison of the Space-Time Authority, and has given up on himself, and is going to stage a national undisciplined exercise?!
"Come on, let's enjoy it, the new flavor fried chicken thighs specially made by our KFC fast food restaurant, free to taste, come and eat a bite, taste it, and ensure that everyone has an endless aftertaste." Ricken clapped his big hands, attracted the attention of the crowd and shouted.
Hans, on the other side, was naturally not to be outdone, and also worked hard to recommend his new flavor hamburger to everyone.
Fortunately, the two of them knew that fighting with evil words would only hurt both sides, so they didn't hang the lines of the carrion seller and dead flies in their mouths as usual, and fired at each other, but they looked at each other, and the sword and sword shadow were naturally indispensable.
The crowd that had been waiting for a long time immediately cheered, divided into two parts, and walked towards their own goals.
I see, I said how could there be so many people around to watch the excitement, it turned out that this group of guys was waiting to eat white food.
I have to admit that Ricken and Hans's signature burgers and fried chicken thighs, as well as other fast food, taste very good, and even Veras can't compare to the craftsmanship of making these unnutritious junk foods, and it is reasonable that idle adventurers are willing to wait for such a delicacy.
"Fanfan, come, ah~~~" was distracted, but heard Tia's voice next to him.
I saw her holding two plates in her hand, a plate of fried chicken legs and a plate of hamburgers, her eyes were looking at me brightly, and her white and small fingers were gently pinching a piece of fried chicken thighs and sending them to my mouth.
I actually grabbed two sets, this Princess Hradik is a bit cruel, it shouldn't be a violation of the rules of the camp, use teleportation, in this case, I will take out the majesty of the alliance elder and teach her something.
After glancing at it, I found that Beya also had two plates in her hand, and she was happily nibbling alone.
Tia is just that, how can you guy, you guy, you can grab two sets, my eyes are wide open, I can't believe it.
"The guards got it for me." Beya noticed my eyes, and proudly raised a small half of the hamburger in her hand, and her beautiful cherry lips. Sticky with a layer of greasy, it looks delicious.
I'm talking about hamburgers that are delicious, don't get me wrong.
Dumbfounded. I completely forgot about it, this little girl is still the noble princess of the elf clan, and there is a group of elusive guards around her to protect her.
It's just me and Alyus gone, of course. Alius didn't, that's because the hamburger was made by her own and she could eat it whenever she wanted. Naturally, I won't fight, but fried chicken thighs...... That's the enemy's stuff.
"Hehe, stupid Wu is in a daze, no." Seeing that the food had been snatched up, Beya gloated and grimaced at me.
I don't want this kind of junk food, I pouted disdainfully.
"Of course. Your Royal Highness, who is merciful, is not unable to show mercy, as long as you are willing to call Lord Beya obediently, I can consider giving you something to eat. ”
The delicate little face quickly flashed a hint of redness. Beya took a small half of the hamburger in her hand, raised it, and brought it to the other party's mouth.
"Come on, come on, call, it's very fragrant, right?"
"Beya, I came first, and Fan Fan should eat me first." Seeing that Beja was doing the same, Tia was not happy.
"It's too naïve, how can you take care of the first to come at this time, of course, it's the one who comes first, let this hall come down and teach you the cruelty of reality, hurry up, eat quickly."
Beya smiled and handed the hamburger in her hand one more point, almost blocking it directly into my mouth.
I said, the conditions are no longer needed?
At this moment, I found that the scene was unusually quiet, and the noise just now seemed to be fake, and the originally chaotic kitchen god battle arena became audible.
What's going on?
I glanced around and saw that all the adventurers had turned their heads and stared at me so hard that they had forgotten about the food in their hands, as if there was something more appealing to me than fried chicken thighs and hamburgers.
Oops, it shouldn't be Tia and Beya's intimate behavior, which made them misunderstand, and the name of the harem elder will once again sail far and wide, spreading throughout the Dark Continent.
When I looked at the eyes of the crowd, I saw that it was not like that.
Their gaze is not envy, jealousy, hatred, but curiosity.
That's right, curiosity.
How exactly should the Ragdoll bear eat, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know!!
Everyone's eyes are filled with such a strong desire for knowledge.
A strong atmosphere of gossip replaced the dragon battle in the sky and became the protagonist of this battle.
Me: "......"
How about these guys who use their exuberant intellectual curiosity to practice?
With a wave of my hand, I rejected Tia's fried chicken thighs and Beya's hamburgers, leaving these ignorant fellows to death with curiosity.
As this unfolds, the question of how Hellfighting Bears feed quickly spreads out to the bored adventurers, intensifies and eventually becomes the ninth most incredible event in the camp.
"Yo, it turns out that Brother Fan is also here, how about it, do you want to try a special new flavor burger?" Sensing the commotion, Ricken and Hans walked over and greeted them loudly.
"And my fried chicken thighs, which are also brand new, and I guarantee you haven't eaten them before." Hans squinted, and brought the plate of fried chicken thighs to me.
Wait, it's a little strange, these two guys are actually in no dispute, according to the previous plot development, they will definitely say "eat my fried chicken leg first", "eat my hamburger first", and then have a big fight.
I looked at them closely, and finally caught a hint of deep exploration in the eyes of the two of them.
Bastard! These two guys are also enemies, and in order to know how the Hell Fighting Bear eats, they even put aside their family grudges for 10,000 years and came to fool me!
I was furious, and I wasn't going to show mercy.
[You two, I'm causing trouble for the camp," I said, holding up a plank coldly.
"Don't say it so coldly, come on, come on, brother, try our craftsmanship." I shrunk my neck weakly, and then, the two of them, who were old enemies of each other, suddenly became friendly, and hooked up with me, hoping to escape.
[You want to bribe me, no way] I am righteous and awe-inspiring.
"What are you going to do?" Seeing that the situation was not right, Ricken and Hans quietly gestured to their juniors with their hands behind their backs, telling them to quickly pack up their things and run away.
It looks like a small stall vendor who wants to fight a guerrilla war with the chengguan.
[Obediently punished] Iron Mask selflessly raised the wooden card, I stretched out my claws, one paw at a time, and grabbed the two guys who wanted to abscond in fear of crime.
It's naïve to want to escape in front of the Hell Fighting Bear, so I'll obediently go to the cell and squat for a day or two, and think about it!
Ignoring the cries of the two men rolling on the ground begging for mercy, I dragged them, tied them with their belts, greeted the soldiers who were on guard nearby, and escorted them to their cells in the camp.
A pair of good friends, Ricken and Hans, make unforgivable mistakes due to their unbearable hot love and carnal desires, and finally go to prison, and the whole book is finished.
I wrote this in Alius's BL notebook.
"It's true, teacher, few numbers, far-reaching artistic conception, Alius, far from reaching."
Alius stared at the note, his clear and bright eyes, which shimmered with a layer of light that was impossible to look at, and he didn't know what strange things were dancing in his mind, and then cast a burning admiration at me.
Brother Ricken, Brother Hans, if one day, you two really have a little book, then I can't complain about it.
I took two little girls with me, left behind the little rotten girl who had been completely immersed in my own world, and ran away.
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Continue to ask for a monthly pass, ask for a recommendation~~ (To be continued.) )