Chapter 304: Getting the Big Worm (Supplement~Sorry~)
"Alright, I've let you win, now you can tell me!" Rodman asked very urgently, after all, in this regard, he has always wanted to regain his strength. It's a pity that due to www.biquge.info "too much injury" in the past, even if you take "viagra" now, it doesn't work very well, which makes Hua Daworm lose confidence in life for a while.
As a qualified "wanderer", you can't have high-quality sex. Bear. Life, that kind of pain, is far more intense than normal people. Therefore, as soon as Tang Qian's sentence came out, Rodman almost didn't care whether it was true or not, and he fell into the trap.
The reason is simple, he wants to "revive his majesty" so much!
"Because I am Chinese, I know Chinese Kung Fu!" Tang Qian began to "pull up the tiger skin to make a big banner" again, anyway, in the United States, they all believe in this, and it can also save a lot of trouble.
"Chinese Kung Fu?" Rodman was stunned for a moment and said, "Can Chinese kung fu still treat this aspect?" You're not blinding me, are you? β
"Absolutely not!" With the out-of-the-field card in the "Different Space", Tang Qian suddenly said confidently: "Chinese kung fu is divided into extraneous and internal martial arts, and the latter has the miraculous effect of maintaining health and regulating qi and opening up the muscles and veins. "Health and Qi Regulation? Open up the veins? What does this have to do with 'reinvigorating the wind'? Rodman said incomprehensibly.
Tang Qian pretended to smile profoundly and said, "If my guess is right, Mr. Rodman, your place has been broken before, and more than once, right?" "You! How do you know??? Rodman was a little surprised at this time, because he had hardly told outsiders about this matter, and he felt very incredible when Tang Qian broke it.
"Could it be...... You've had sex with that woman too? Rodman's words made Tang Qian almost squirt out a mouthful of old blood, the logical thinking of this flower insect is really "different from ordinary people"! "Of course not!" Tang Qian shook his head and said, "I just saw it." β
"See? How can you tell? Rodman wondered even more.
"We martial arts practitioners pay attention to general medical principles, so looking at and hearing are all basic skills, and there is nothing strange about it." Tang Qianxin said, Ya, I can't tell you that it's the future you, make it public yourself! No one will believe this statement at all!
"Yes." Rodman had also heard of the mysterious "Chinese Kung Fu", so he finally raised a glimmer of hope in his heart and said, "Then how sure are you?" 30%οΌ 50%οΌ After Tang Qian heard this, he pretended to be very pretending. With a wave of his big hand, he said, "100%!" β
β100%οΌοΌοΌβ When Rodman heard this answer, he immediately felt hot and said, "Really, really? β
"Of course it's true, what's the benefit of lying to you?" Tang Qian said: "But this treatment will greatly deplete my spirit, I ......" Tang Qian deliberately hesitated and stopped talking, the purpose of which was to make Hua Da Worm anxious and take the bait. "It's okay! How much do you want! Say the number! Rodman said very proudly, and it could be seen that he was completely attracted to this matter.
Well, the fish has bitten the hook!
Tang Qian shook his head and said directly: "I'm not short of money. β
"So what do you want? You said! Rodman was a little anxious, because it was rare to meet such a "strange person", and he didn't want to let it go so easily. Otherwise, it would be irresponsible to your little brother!
"I want to." Tang Qian looked at Rodman, opened his mouth and said, "I want you ......"
Before he could play the words, Rodman jumped up and said, "I'll tell you!" I'm amorous though! But never engaged. Base! I can't agree to your request!! β
Do. Base??? I'll go!!! Can you listen to me!!
"Wait, I mean, I want you to be my personal trainer!" Tang Qian finished speaking in one breath this time, saving the other party from exerting his associative ability!
"Huh?" Rodman was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Teach you to practice?" Are you going to hire me as a personal trainer? β
"That's right! That's what it means! Tang Qian saw that the other party understood, and immediately nodded and said.
"But I've already made arrangements for the past few months." Dennis. Rodman said in distress.
"What's your arrangement?" Tang Qian asked.
"I'm going to drink all the bars in California!" Rodman said very seriously, but this answer fell on Tang Qian's ears, it was simply "thunder rolling". I'll go! I thought there was something important! I thought I was going to drink!! It's really dead!! After retiring for so many years, it is still so "nonsensical" off the field!!
Tang Qian scolded alone, and then said: "Mr. Rodman, then you can choose for yourself, I just said that this treatment will cost me a lot of vitality, and I can't help you in vain." So it's a necessary quid pro quo. Rodman thought for a moment and said, "Can't you change to another one?" I really hate teaching people! β
"Nope." Tang Qianyan succinctly refused: "This is my only condition. β
Rodman thought about it for a long time, and finally even frowned his eyebrows together, which shows what kind of "heaven and man are at war" in his heart at this moment. After a while, the big worm finally said, "How long am I going to teach you?" β
"One...... um......" Tang Qian originally wanted to say one offseason, but he suddenly changed his mind and said, "Three offseasons." β
βwhatοΌ Three offseason ??? That's impossible!!! Rodman protested loudly.
But now Tang Qian is the dominant side, so his face does not change: "Then it's up to you, sir, anyway, I can tell you that in the whole United States, I am the only one who can cure you." "It's hard, can't it be cheaper?" When Rodman heard this, his momentum softened again and said, "This is too expensive." β
"First Mr. Rodman, I will pay you the normal personal trainer salary, so we have a legitimate teaching relationship." After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued: "Secondly, as the only industry, the price I opened is not too much, isn't it?" β
"But aren't you Chinese? It's not a horse over there. Column. Host. Is it righteous? How can you be so dark! Rodman complained. haha~" When Tang Qian heard this, he laughed instead: "I am indeed Chinese, but here, it is a paradise of capitalism, and it is a free and easy America, isn't it?" β
Rodman listened, was stunned for a long time, and finally only a few words popped out of his mouth: "Damn capitalism!" The United States of America of all evils! β
"Listen to you, sir, you agreed?" Tang Qian guessed Rodman's answer.
"Hmph, I can agree, but I want to inspect the goods first! Otherwise, what if you kid tricked me into running away? Rodman also made a condition. No problem. Tang Qian said: "But Mr. Rodman, will you keep your promise?" β
"Of course I'm going to keep my promise! I swear by my honor! As soon as Rodman finished speaking, Tang Qian silently said in his heart: Honor of bullshit! Bullshit credibility! If I believe you, then I'm an idiot plus three levels!
There is a reason why Tang Qian thinks so, because Rodman is off the court, and he can really be described as "notorious".
The same "notorious" old fritter talks about integrity? Isn't that something that only a fool would do? Tang Qian has been in the United States for a long time, and he still has this experience and knowledge. So as soon as Rodman finished speaking, Tang Qian said: "No problem, I believe in your integrity, but the United States is a contract society, so we still need to go through it again." β
"You want to sign a contract with me?" Rodman deliberately got angry and said, "Don't you believe me??? β
Right! I just don't believe you! I believe you're a ghost!
The Rodman in front of him is a real person, and he will not bother to teach a stranger because of so-called "appreciation" like some mentally handicapped novels. Of course, you can also say that Tang Qian's "pig's foot halo" is not enough wattage, so he can't blind his opponent's eyes.
"It's just a matter of procedure, after all, we are all in the United States, and the spirit of the contract can't be bypassed, otherwise it will be too hasty, right?" Tang Qian's words made Rodman secretly angry in his heart, originally he thought that he would agree to come down first, and then run away when he 'regained his strength', but now it seems that it is unlikely. Because once the contract is signed, in the United States, it has legal effect, and Rodman is now enjoying life, so he doesn't want to go to prison.
In the face of freedom and 'rejuvenation', he finally compromised and chose the latter.
After finding a lawyer to draw up a standardized contract, Tang Qian made three copies as usual, one for himself, one for Rodman, and one in the hands of this lawyer. Looking at the meticulous energy of this oriental, where does it seem to be going through the motions? It is clear that it is a strict operation to prevent their own future, breach of contract and run away!
Alas, these Orientals are just not easy to deceive!
Rodman sighed silently in his heart.
When he came out of the law firm, Rodman began to shout: "Okay, now that the contract has been signed, you should help me solve the problem, right?" β
"Of course." Tang Qian smiled slightly, and said with great satisfaction: "Let's change places." β
A remote motel in Los Angeles.
"Hey, Oriental boy, what are you bringing me here for? I'm not going to do !! As soon as Rodman came in, he warned Tang Qiandao "with righteousness and sternness". You girl, I don't agree if you want to fuck me! What thoughts! It's a shame!
"Don't worry, it won't be long before fifteen minutes will be fine." Tang Qian deliberately said that the time was longer, otherwise he would have solved this problem in an instant, which would be easy to make people suspicious. After all, "Chinese Kung Fu" is not a fairy art, and it is impossible to work immediately, and foreigners are not stupid at this point. So on the way to Tang Qian, he thought of a set of rhetoric.
"How do you want me to cooperate?" The flower insect looked at this black-haired Oriental human.
"Just take off your shirt." Tang Qian also said decently, he still understands this truth by doing a full set of dramas.
chose a posture of "Jin Yong's inheritance", and Tang Qian waited quietly with Rodman in the room for a quarter of an hour.
"Okay." Tang Qian made a "receiving" action.
"That's it?" Rodman said suspiciously, "But I don't feel anything, huh?" You're not lying to me, are you? β
"Don't worry, I won't lie to you." Tang Qian replied confidently and lightly, because the ability introduction of that out-of-court card was very clear, and it could make anyone return to their peak "Bang!" Syllable! Syllable! "Performance! And it can be kept for 10 years "gold. Gun. No. pour "!! When he saw this, Tang Qian himself was a little tempted, but after thinking about it, he was only in his early 18s now, what do you want this kind of "ghost thing" for? Isn't that self-cursing? After thinking about it, Tang Qian still decided to use it to "buy" Dennis. Rodman too.
There is no doubt that the products produced by "different spaces" must be high-quality products.
Tang Qian went online and used his mobile phone to find a "sexy" photo, and then showed it to Rodman, and immediately the latter reacted below, the effect was so strong that it was terrifying!
"s~shi.t~" Rodman scolded secretly, opened his mouth and said, "This feeling is amazing! It's been a long time since I've felt this way! Suddenly, Rodman seemed to remember something, and asked Tang Qian: "This can't be a 'useless' ornament, right?" β
Tang Qian smiled slightly and replied, "Absolutely not, even better than when you were young." β
"Oh? How so? Rodman asked, feeling the hardness of his lower body.
"Kim. Gun. No. pour~" Tang Qian looked at the other party and said slightly teasingly.
βwοΌ whatοΌ You, do you mean it really? Hearing this, Rodman licked his lips and said, "Don't joke with me!" "Of course it's true, I promise." Tang Qian looked at Rodman with a "hungry wolf reincarnation" look, and couldn't help laughing: "But there is one thing you have to remember, in order to completely cure the root, you must carry out two more 'dredging' can't do it, otherwise your efforts will be wasted, understand?" β
"Well, when exactly?" Rodman was already a little "distracted", and when he asked, he was a little anxious.
"ah~ just come at this time of year." Tang Qian had already made a small calculation in his heart.
"Then now, can I go?" Rodman asked with a look of "can't wait".
"Yes, but don't forget the lessons you're going to give me starting tomorrow." After speaking, Tang Qian added again: "If you dare to release my pigeons, then don't think that I will help you again!" β
"Don't worry, I'm leaving, I won't talk to you, I'll see you tomorrow, today I only want to see female animals now!"
Tang Qian shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay~Then I wish you a good time~"
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When he returned home, Tang Qian's mood was very high, but immediately, he realized something, and then he was "scolded" by Tang's mother.
"Tell me about you! Tell me about you!! It's all so big! I told you to buy something and you couldn't buy it back! How can I rest assured that you will be alone in the United States in the future??? Seeing Tang Qian's empty hands, Tang Mu opened the "Tang Seng Mode", under the power of Tang Mu for more than ten years, Tang Qian could only bow his head and admit his mistakes and honestly admit punishment.
"Then I'll buy it now?" Tang Qian asked tentatively, but was immediately hit by a more violent "artillery bombardment" and said, "Go now?" So when will you be back? When you come back from grocery shopping, we're going to run out of food! β
"Forget it, your dad and I will figure it out by ourselves, you son, it's really unreliable~"
Looking at the back of Tang's mother "shaking her head and sighing", Tang Qian's heart was very warm.
This kind of feeling, in the United States, is actually very luxurious.
He understands this.
ps: I'm really sorry, because of something yesterday, so I wasn't in the mood to code words at all~ Women~ Sometimes it's really hard to get it~~~ This chapter Xiaozi used the lunch break to make up for it~ I'm sorry everyone~
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