Village chief, where is the horizon?

The three ran out of the toilet and looked in the direction of the horizon that the three were pointing.

What is the concept of horizon? Is it on the horizon?

It's raining heavily on this big night, so I can't see anything clearly.

"What's the village chief?"

Everyone's eyes widened, and they couldn't find where the village chief he said was?

"Are you dazzled?"

"Are you kidding us?"

"Did you dig out the and dig it into your head?"

All Ah San began to blame the guy who said that he saw the village chief, because everyone didn't see the village chief's shadow at all.

Ah San was scolded miserably, but he was also wronged, just now he clearly saw a figure towards the distant horizon, the bright and sparkling 1,000-watt bald head, even in the dark night, it was shining and dazzling.

It's impossible to read wrong......

Just as the three were accusing each other and quarreling, Fuyuki, who had been nervously observing beside him, suddenly widened his eyes.

"He's there!"

Blowing Snow excitedly pointed in the other direction, and Ah Sanmen quickly turned his head to look.

Sure enough, on the distant horizon, a bright white light source appeared in the rainy night.

Sure enough, it's the village chief? Such bald heads, only this one has no semicolon.

"Why is the village chief so far away from us?"

Thunder with a click! A huge bolt of lightning pierced the sky, illuminating the entire land.

In the dazzling electric light, everyone finally saw clearly-

That bald head was Tang San, who was standing at the head of the village thousands of meters away, waving at them.

Then the thunder and lightning disappeared, and the earth returned to darkness again.

It's darker than before.

Then, Tang San's bald head also disappeared......

"I didn't ...... No ......."

A person, standing at the head of the village on a rainy night, waved his hand at his relatives, and then disappeared......

This......

Ah Sanmen looked at each other with their mouths wide open, unable to say a word.

After a long silence, the three collectively erupted into a pig-killing scream: "Ahhhh What the hell!! ”

The more I screamed, the more scared I became, the more I screamed, and one by one I was shaking my voice, and I was so scared that my hair was about to fall off.

I've never seen such a terrible thing since I came out of my mother's womb! It's just so terrifying!

"Ahhh

"Don't say it, I'm scared to death Dad, I think of my second uncle Ah San!"

"I also remembered that he also waved his hand at me like this, and said in his dream that he would take me away, ahhh

The more they talked, the more scary it became, and the three of them were already collectively frightened crazy.

It's the biggest nightmare of their lives!

But blowing snow doesn't believe it! She just doesn't believe it or not.

"Even if you go to the Netherworld, I'm going to drag you back! You wait! ”

With that, she rushed into the rainy night......

What about Tang San, did he really just wave his hand and make a world of others?

Yes, he did. waved his sleeves and said goodbye to the three men completely. But—

He didn't say goodbye.

"Hahahahahaha, cool!"

Tang San blew the wind, braved the rain, rode an electric donkey, and completely let himself go.

"A bunch of Hanhan still want to prevent the poor monks from returning to the Tang Kingdom, naïve! When you are the village chief? Let's go to the next life! Stinky Ah San. ”

Increase the horsepower, run wild on a rainy night, and return to the Tang Kingdom, but what about the night? What about the rain?

He Tang San can go as soon as he wants, and he will leave as soon as he says, he is not ambiguous, he is so capricious, he is so invincible and chic and different.

What happened, those Ah San were still screaming at the door of the toilet, why did Tang San suddenly ride an electric donkey and leave in the rain?

Isn't he going to be the head of Asan Village? Sitting on a beautiful house in the wilderness, with endless change and endless village girls to choose from, did you lead Asan Village to sweep the world and rush out of the universe by the way?

How do you say that you run and run? What about integrity?

"Huh, integrity? Do you really think that the poor monk can't see through your little carving insect skills? ”

"Drunk the poor monk with a wide fall, and then secretly hid the poor monk's iron donkey, thinking that the poor monk would not be able to leave? Hahaha, I've seen through your little abacus a long time ago. ”

Tang San is awesome wow! It turned out that all this was just a scene he cooperated with-

At the same time that Ah Sanmen was trying to force him to stay, in fact, he had already secretly planned everything, in order to completely get rid of this group of burdens, and then immediately set off to return to the Tang Kingdom.

Ah San and Blowing Snow were both deceived by him, and they were easily toyed with.

At this time, the three people in the village finally reacted, and one or two of them were all full of shocked looks.

Ah San, the smartest of them, trembled and told the truth-

"The bag in this cesspool...... Now that we think about it, isn't the sound of the 'plopping' we hear from the outside the sound of the stones falling into the water inside? ”

"Fill the bag with stones, then tear a hole and hang it on the rain in the dung pit so that the stones can 'plop' and 'plop' into the water, and we really think of it as a sound......"

"Until the last bag couldn't hang up and fell into the water, there was a loud bang, and we thought it was a monk who fell into the water......"

Ah San, who was present, was shocked when he heard it, could this be the truth, they were all tricked by that monk?

He took advantage of this precious time to ride an electric car and escape! And our group of sand coins are still listening to him outside the toilet, in fact, he has long since gone away! ”

"This ......"

If this is the case, then this monk's thinking is too meticulous! All links are directed seamlessly, and the twenty Ah San elites with extremely high IQs are played around, which is simply extremely smart and has an ungodly IQ!

"But wait a minute, there's another question, didn't he just start having diarrhea and say to go to the toilet? So the question is, is he having diarrhea? Is there a squatting pit? If not, where has he been all this time? What was done? How did he find the hidden electric car? Why didn't he just ride away, but went back to the men's bathroom to find us? Did he really want to come to the toilet at that time? Or do you want to play a game on a whim to show off your IQ? But why did he ...... again"

"Stop, stop! I can't fit my brain!"

"Ah, my brain is bursting."

"Ah, I'm dead."

……

There was a wail, and Ah San was completely convinced.

Is this monk still human! How did he come up with such a watertight, maze-like super-trick in such a short period of time!

It's just too perverted, how can such a high-IQ creature fight him?

……

It's raining heavily, it's pouring down.

Tang San, he laughed.

It's a rainy day, and it's the middle of the night, do you say you're still in a hurry to go back to Tang this night? Shouldn't normal people stay one night and leave the next day?

That's normal people! Can you compare him to a normal person!

"Cool and cool!" Facing the northeast wind, he opened his mouth and filled a mouthful of rainwater.

"Ulu Ulu Ulu ......" gargle! Refreshing!

"It's been a dark and windy shower day for a month, and there's nothing more refreshing than riding a donkey to take a bath! Hahaha. ”

"And that blowing snow, do you think your beauty trick can prevent the poor monk from returning to the Tang Kingdom? Delusion. ”

"Nothing can stop the poor monk's yearning for freedom! Wild ......"

Singing, braving the rain, walking alone in the dark, but Tang San didn't feel lonely at all, because he had a dream in his heart and a belief in his head, that is-

Go back to the Tang Kingdom! Go back to the Tang Kingdom! Go back to the Tang Kingdom!

This is Tang San, just go, even if the rain of knives in the sky can't stop him, that's how he drags!

"God, do you accept it!" Looking up to the sky and asking the sky, the sky trembled with fright, and a lightning bolt struck out.

"Hahahaha! Even the heavens and the earth are afraid of me, who can stop me! Who can stop me! ”

"Haha...... Lying on the grass! Tang San shuddered. He had just learned this sentence.

Just three seconds after he was handsome, he suddenly discovered an unexpected event!