Chapter 105: Asking for a monthly pass
I saw that Assassin Seven took advantage of the moment when the three Wang Xingren were stunned, and poked directly at Wang Crazy's sunglasses.
Crackling!
Broken sunglasses.
Assassin Seven said with a smug expression, "I'm sorry, I'm an assassin with no feelings. ”
Creak!
"Ahh
There was a sound of bones breaking.
"Oops, it hurts! Pain! Pain! ”
The huge pain from his fingers made Assassin Seven directly weaken his feet and kneel on the ground.
Assassin Seven looked at Wang Mad, who was holding his fingers lightly, gritted his teeth and asked, "That's not right! Isn't your dog's eye supposed to be blinded by me? ”
Wang Crazy pointed to a small black dot on his face and said, "These are the eyes, I just put the sunglasses on my forehead." ”
Assassin Seven was stunned for a moment, revealing the classic expression of the Oolong Academy, and muttered with some despair: "How can there be such a setting..."
Aoki in the sky was also stunned, good guy, he just thought that Assassin Seven had succeeded, and that little black dot like a mole was actually an eye! It's a fantasy journey, it's fantastic enough.
"Good chance!"
Seeing that the other party let go of his fingers, Assassin Qi hurriedly used his other uninjured hand to poke directly at Wang's crazy little black dot.
Creak!
There was another sound of bones breaking.
"Ahh Pain, pain, pain! ”
Wang Mad calmly caught Assassin Seven's finger with his hand, broke it directly up, and then asked, "Who sent you?" ”
"Huh!"
Assassin Seven sneered and said, "As a professional assassin, I will never..."
Creak!
"Ugh!"
Without waiting for Assassin Seven to finish speaking, Wang Mad directly pinched Assassin Seven's fingers hard.
How could this stupid dog have so much strength, Assassin Seven complained frantically in his heart, he felt that his bones were about to be pinched into powder.
Assassin Seven raised his head with difficulty and said, "I said, I said, but I'm only telling you one person, don't tell anyone else." ”
Wang Madness nodded.
"Actually......"
Assassin Seven spoke to attract Wang Mad's attention, while secretly transporting the qi in his body, seizing the opportunity, and poking at Wang Mad's beanie eye with another two dragons.
Creak!
"Ahh Pain! ”
Wang Mad calmly stretched out his other hand to catch Assassin Seven's sneak attack, and then directly broke up.
The pain from the fingers of his two arms made Assassin Qi burst into tears, shouting, "Spare your life!" Spare your life! I really don't dare next time, let me go, I want to go home~"
Wang Mad said with a fierce gleam on his face: "If you don't say who sent you, I will kill you..."
"Yoga Killing Technique!"
I saw that the assassin Qi took advantage of the moment when Wang Crazy spoke, directly bent his body, and kicked his feet towards Wang Crazy's Doudou Eye.
"It's good that I've been practicing yoga for a few months, otherwise I would have been planted."
Seeing the assassin's seven feet coming, Wang Mad directly put down his pinched fingers and held the attacking legs.
Creak!
The pain in his feet caused Assassin Seven to let out a scream: "Ah! It hurts! ”
Wang Mad, who was annoyed by the assassins' seven sneak attacks one after another, directly grabbed the assassin's collar, leaned in front of his face, and said with a hideous expression: "Say! Who is ......?"
Whew!
Assassin Seven licked Wang Mad directly into the eyes with his tongue, and because the distance was too close, Wang Mad did not dodge.
Wang Mad wiped the saliva from his eyes with his hand and hurriedly retreated.
The assassin put his hand in his pocket and said with some smugness: "As a professional assassin, no matter what, I will stab you blindly!" ”
Wang Mad's eyes froze, and the shirt on his body agitated.
"You, really me off!"
A burst of anger burst out of Wang Mad's body, and his shirt burst directly, revealing the bulging muscles inside, and then a guitar flew out of nowhere and fell into his hands.
Aoki looked at Wang Madness curiously, wanting to see what this strange kitty dog in clothes was going to do.
Accompanied by the crazy playing, a manic sound came from the guitar.
Aoki looked at Wang Crazy in amazement, this... Could this be the legendary cool dog music?
But it's really ugly, and at the beginning of the moment, Aoki almost fell straight down, but fortunately he blocked his ears with superpowers in time and survived.
"Ahhh
Assassin Seven was directly made painful by Wang's crazy magic sound, and hugged his head and kowtowed wildly.
Then something happened that surprised Aoki even more, only to see Wang madly copying his guitar and rushing towards Assassin Seven.
Then use the guitar as a stick, and directly use the assassin seven as a ball volleyball.
"Hey, it's boring, it seems to be a rookie novice assassin, there's nothing good to watch."
Aoki sighed, ready to teleport away directly.
As for why he didn't help Assassin Seven, Aoki said that although the assassin was funny, he was also an assassin, and he couldn't tell who was good and who was bad.
At this time, a sudden change occurred, and Aoki looked back and saw that the man and the dog who were still fighting and dying just now were now sitting on the ground and chatting.
Aoki: "??? ”
"At that time, I was just a little dirt dog who sang songs."
Wang Mad held the photograph with his back to Assassin Seven, and told his past with some heaviness.
Assassin Seven pursed his lips and said, "No one said they wanted to hear about your past, so why did they start talking about it." ”
"She's a cute cat who comes to hear me sing every day......
She once said that if one day, I changed my mind, she would stab me blind. ”
Assassin Seven said while eating popcorn that he didn't know where to go, "Did you empathize with you, and then she asked me to stab you in the eye?" ”
"I don't have a crush on anyone else!"
Wang Mad covered the position of his heart, turned around and gritted his teeth.
"Hey"
Then he sighed and said, "I left her because cats and dogs can't have children......"
"Hmm~" The Assassin Seven grabbed a handful of popcorn and said a little vaguely: "If you can't give birth, you can't give birth, what does it matter." ”
Wang Mad shook his head and said, "You don't understand, Xiao Meow likes children very much, and I left her for her good." ”
Assassin Seven clapped his hands, threw away the empty popcorn bucket, and complained, "Your dog story is really bloody." ”
Immediately, Assassin Seven got up, put his hands in his pockets, and turned sideways to Wang Madness and said, "I only know that if you don't say it, the other party will never know your mind." ”
"Yes, although cats and dogs can't have children, but you are a catty dog, she is a meow, they are all eggs on land, and they can lay eggs together."
Aoki flashed in front of Wang Mad and said.
"Eggs? Do you think I'm so easy to deceive as an ordinary Wang Xingren? , how could Wang Xingren lay eggs! ”
Wang said angrily.
Aoki shrugged: "If you don't believe it, forget it, Wang Xingren can't lay eggs, but you're not Wang Xingren, you're a Kati dog." ”
Wang Crazy is a little skeptical about life at this time, isn't Katy a dog a dog? Not a Wangxing?