Hello everyone, I'm Du Stop Cup, your loyal friend every day.

This afternoon, my college roommate, Ah Piao, felt the boredom and impermanence of life and wanted to come over to me for a drink.

Ah Cake is a strong body, dangerous in thought, in addition to practicing martial arts, perennial swinging on the edge of breaking the law and committing crimes, I really dare not refuse him, so I proposed to let him come to my house to have a supper together.

A-pie soon arrived at my house, put on my slippers, sat on my couch, and ruaed my cat.

My cat was adopted from a friend of my senior sister with Abi, and I've known him since I was a child, so I'm not afraid and obediently let him rua.

So Ah Bao spoke with a cat in that pretentious male voice, which sounded chilling.

It was Ah Pi who let me know for the first time that some men have three tones, one is used to talk to men, one is used to talk to women, and one is used to talk to cats.

One is more terrible than the other.

He rua the cat a few times, looked left and right in the sensitive area, and then asked me:

"Has Zhou Zhou been castrated?"

After receiving an affirmative answer, Ah Pian laughed happily:

"Zhou Zhou, you have been castrated, so good!"

Although Zhou Zhou couldn't understand what Ah Bi was talking about, he also felt his madness, and ran away after scratching him.

After the cat ran away, I didn't have a common topic with a rotten person like Ah Cake, so I wrote this leave note while drinking with him.

Seeing that I had been typing on my mobile phone, I was puzzled after holding a piece of chopsticks and husband and wife's lungs:

"Adu, what are you writing?"

"Leave slip."

"Why are you writing a leave note?"

"I didn't update today, and if I didn't update, of course I have to write a leave note."

Ah Bi was even more puzzled:

"Then why don't you update it?"

Why not update?

There are many reasons for this, but it is not necessary to say them all at this time.

So I sighed and said:

"I usually write at night, and I'm going to drink with you tonight, so I can't update it."

Ah Bao pretended to be surprised: "Then I am not hindering you." ”

"It's okay, you don't have to feel too guilty, I'll put all the blame on you in the leave slip."

"No way!"

The cake man slapped the chopsticks, and the color said:

"The thing I hate the most is being responsible!

You can ruin my reputation, but you can't hold me accountable.

How many leave slips have you written? ”

"Six hundred words, just in the middle."

"You get up, I'll write the rest!"

I was subdued by the awe-inspiring momentum of the cake man, so I handed him the phone, and the following is the part written by the cake man:

Hello everyone, I'm Ah Cake, a man who doesn't take a step beyond Lei Chi, and is so innocent that even a rotten person like Du Er only dares to slander me for swinging on the edge of crime.

The above 600 words are purely framed, Du Er, a bastard, was watching dramas and playing games when he got up, he was watching dramas and playing games when I sent him a message, and he was still watching dramas and playing games when I arrived at his house.

He watched "The Life of a Witty Doctor", and played the Hearthstone Tavern Battle Flag, and I could see it clearly next to me, and he still wanted to shift the responsibility to me, which was completely incorruptible and shameful, despicable and obscene.

And then to the problem of this cat.

Zhou Zhou, this cat hasn't been seen for half a year, as soon as I see me, lying on the ground with my chest and belly exposed, meowing lazily, it can be seen that it is not a serious cat, this is because Du Er did not raise it well.

My dignified manly husband, a shameful and qualified martial arts man, no cat can pretend in front of me, of course, I have to rua it twice, and teach it a little basic civility and politeness.

And, isn't it good to be castrated? I don't know how much trouble I have lost after being castrated, many men in this world can't become saints because they haven't been castrated, shouldn't they be happy to be castrated!

Cats don't understand, I don't understand yet!

The cat didn't say anything, but Du Er, a rotten person, has a lot of mouths, and the dog takes a mouse, what's the matter with the cat!

I'm done with what I'm going to say, and I think everyone knows who is responsible for not updating today.

I continued to drink, and I also collected "Fist of Fantasy", looking forward to seeing everyone's criticism of Du Er, a shameless person, in the comments!

Good bye!