Let's learn wolf howling together
"Bald, kill you......"
Tang San's hair stood on end, and this queen actually gave a death order.
What to do?
What to do?
Are you really going to be killed by your own fists? Little hands, you must not listen to the nonsense of this demon girl!
"Kill ...... you"
"Flies around you."
Hey? Fly?
Tang San was still puzzled, only to see his arm involuntarily raised, "snapping" out of thin air!
When I opened my hand again, there was a black thing stuck to my palmβ
It's the corpse of a fly.
Vomit β
"Death! Actually let the poor monk do such a disgusting thing! Enchantress! Hello poison heart. He raised his hand and pointed at the curly-haired queen and scolded him on the spot.
Queen: "Hehe, what kind of false compassion are you pretending to be in front of me, if you have time to feel sorry for a fly, don't you have time to worry about yourself?" β
"Hmph, the poor monk has no grievances with you, what poison did you give the poor monk?"
The queen looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahahaha, do I need to poison you?" You have to obey whatever I order you now, do you believe it or not, I just let you eat? β
Lying grass, is it so ruthless?
"Hey, hey, hey, there's something to say, what's so strange about eating that thing, let's eat something else." Tang San was panicked in his heart, his "hand" had already rebelled just now, if this mouth rebelled again......
The devil knows what weird stuff she's going to make him eat.
Just thinking about it makes you throw it out.
"Eat something else?" The queen's eyes lit up, "Okay, eat your own nose, give it to me now!" β
This Nima, eat your own nose?
Tang San suddenly opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, but he didn't want to stick out his tongue at all, his body was really not his own.
The old man with his tongue sticking out turned directly up to his nose, and the result was really enough.
"Hey, the little tongue is quite long, not bad." The woman was still gloating.
Tang San's nose was miserable, wrapped in his tongue, and he sucked it up and down, left and right, oops, this shiny saliva, this slimy touch.
There's nothing on this nose, right?
Lying on the grass, the tongue sticks out into the nostrils! What is this for! Want to dig something? Stop, little tongue, are you crazy!
Do you want to disgust your master to death?
If you provoke the poor monk, you will be bitten off directly!
"Hahaha, eat very carefully, now you know how good I am, right?" Wang Nu had a confident expression on her face, and the current situation was firmly in her hands.
Tang San was completely shocked, even he didn't know that he had such a long tongue and could still eat his nose!
What kind of bullshit instructions this woman has given, she can actually help him unlock new skills! This body is even better than before!
Disgusting! Defected so quickly! This body is disgusting!
At this time, Tang San had forgotten to think - he was still thinking about it, could he think about it? My body has rebelled, and there is still a use for thinking!
However, thinking that she has no grievances with this woman, she shouldn't do anything excessive to him.
No, definitely not......
Queen: "Learn how to bark." β
I grass!
Don* (did the person concerned ask to fight): "Wangwang, Wang, Wang!" β
Queen: "Learn to bark a pig." β
Don*: "And hum and hum hum." β
Queen: "Learn how to bark on a donkey." β
Don*: "Ahh β
Queen: "Hahahahaha, it's worthy of my good Lu'er, keep calling and keep calling!" β
Tang San, he is completely faceless!
He punched Tang San with a dignified punch, a big man who stood up to the sky and the earth, and a pure man who swept thousands of armies, learning to bark at a woman on the sofa here!
This......
This......
What is this called, people have been killed by a headlong collision, and what face is standing between heaven and earth.
Tang San's face had turned pinkish with shame, his head was refusing, his face was refusing, but only that mouth was intoxicated learning to learn to bark, which simply made him embarrassed!
Even the heart of death is gone.
I have lost all the old cheeks that I have been pasting for decades.
The queen listened to the donkey's barking and laughed heartily, this is the exclusive privilege of the victor, this is the ultimate experience of being invincible in the world!
Calling the enemy to learn the donkey bark, who else in the world has this kind of experience?
She's the only curly-haired queen!
What's wrong with her just having to listen to the donkey? She can hear whatever she wants. It's so capricious, it's just such a heavy taste, I just ask you if you're angry.
The donkey's barking stopped.
The queen also stopped smiling and looked at Tang San suspiciously.
I saw that the bald head and face were flushed, and he desperately pressed his mouth with his hand, which turned out to be forcibly gagged to stop the donkey's barking.
Awesome! Even the queen had to secretly marvel.
This bald head's willpower is so strong that he can break through her control and forcibly disobey her "instructions"!
With such strong willpower, I am afraid that there will be no second person in the world.
You must know that the queen has conquered thousands of strong people, and no one who can disobey her "orders" has never appeared, this bald head is really a strange person!
"Hmph, there are two hits." The queen's expression returned to seriousness slightly, but the corners of her mouth twitched, "But that's all, what else can you do?" My next order, did you disobey it! β
"Give meβ"
"Learn to howl as a pervert!"
A new "order" has been given again!
Tang San's eyes widened suddenly, he already felt that his mouth was out of control, and he was about to break through the restraints of his palm and open his mouth to scream!
Don't!
"Ding!" At this moment, a sudden sound sounded in the room-
The door opened.
Who is it?
The queen squinted and looked angry, she hated being disturbed when she was playing, which ignorant dog slave broke her rules?
"Who?"
No response.
After a few seconds, a head poked through the door, it was a woman, with short to medium hair, and a long one.
"Huh?" The queen wondered, it seemed that she did not know the uninvited guest.
However, Tang San almost screamed: "Gotcha! Saved! β
It's blowing snow! Heaven Blowing Snow!
A companion who just broke up with Tang San awkwardly.
Why is she here?!
"Who? Don't want to live anymore? The queen lay down in the golden sofa, and did not move, but only lazily uttered threatening words to the blowing snow.
That blowing snow ignored her, her eyes fell on Tang San, and she shouted in surprise: "Bald brother! You're not dead, are you? β
Tang San was about to cry, the first time he felt that this mother-in-law was so kind, why did this "bald brother" sound so good.
But because of this momentary excitement, his willpower slackened, and his body was immediately taken back by the queen's "order".
In front of the blowing snow, in front of the queen, Tang San actually lay on the ground on all fours, his neck tilted, and let out a wolf howl: "Vomit whin-"
"Whoaβ"
Which one is this singing, in front of two women, lying on the ground to go to school and howling wolves, it's too ...... What a shame.
Blowing Xue's face was crimson, and her eyes couldn't be placed, it was too spicy.
The shape of this piano beast, with the big bathrobe with fragrant shoulders and small dew, coupled with the "O"-shaped small pout, is simply unsightly.
Is this still the bald man with the jade tree in the wind and the ruthless iron and blood that Blowing Snow knows!
"Going down, I heard that people's hearts were overflowing."