Chapter Twenty-Four: Fake Hao Yun Appears! ~
"Remember your words, don't come to me! ~”
Speaking of which, Hao Yun also has a temper. With a strong stomp of his foot, Hao Yun's figure shattered like foam and disappeared from front of them.
In the next second, he had already come to the outside of the Fire Cloud Cave.
"Hao Yun? You didn't go to escort Tang Seng to learn scriptures and promote the spirit of the human race, why did you come again? ”
Dayu, who was standing at the door, looked at him strangely, it was exactly a year since he last came, and he came again? He didn't hear that something had happened to the westbound team.
Hao Yun pursed his lips and said with some grievances: "I fell out with Tang Seng. ”
"Oh? Let's hear it. ”
Dayu waved his hand, and two benches and a table appeared, and there were brewed tea leaves on the table, inviting Hao Yun to sit down.
Hao Yun sighed, and while drinking tea, he told the Terran seniors about the differences between himself and Tang Seng.
By the time he finished speaking, it was already dark, and Dayu listened to his complaints all day.
"Emperor Yu, do you say that Tang Seng is not nosy because he eats too much, I am the protector of the human race, do I want to kill the human race? I am here to remove the bad roots of the human race and make the future of the human race better. You say that he is a Tang monk, and he is also a human race, why can't he figure it out? ”
Hao Yun picked up the tea depressedly and wiped it out, he was so aggrieved, he Hao Yun shuttled the world so much, he had never suffered such a grievance! ~
Dayu smiled and poured him a full cup again.
"This partner is actually no different from a husband and wife. Now you are just like me at the beginning, passing through the door three times without entering...... It wasn't until I was really free to talk to my wife that I realized what I had done stupidly, and I told my wife no. Who said that if you control the water, you can't take care of cultivating a relationship with your wife?
Now, the girl still has a temper tantrum with me and refuses to let me enter the house. It's the same with friends, and sometimes you have to put a little effort into letting him know why you're doing it. ”
"But Tang Seng is stupid, he has long been brainwashed by Buddhism, and he can't listen to it at all......"
Hao Yun argued, didn't he want to say it? He had already said a lot at the time, okay! ~
"Are you sure you said it before or after the event? Just killed someone, explain to Tang Seng, this will only make people think that you are just quibbling. Although Tang Seng is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, he is still a human race in this life after all. You need to follow the good guidance so that he understands that eliminating evil is promoting good.
Buddhism, there are also angry eyes Vajra! ~”
"I ......"
Faced with Dayu's appearance, Hao Yun hesitated...... Yourself, is it really wrong?
"You are walking in the heavens and all worlds, and you must have seen more than Tang Seng. But you can't use your insight to measure a person in the feudal era. Look at me, after becoming a quasi-saint, Nujiao also became a Da Luo Jinxian, went on a trip to the modern plane, and now she is making trouble at home every day to ask for women's rights and kick me out, and I have a problem with her? ”
Talking and talking, the more Dayu talked, the more aggrieved he became...... Hao Yun looked behind Emperor Yu with a strange expression, and there, there was a beautiful woman with white fox ears and nine tails dancing around her, listening to their chat quietly.
Hao Yun wanted to remind, but his body was already out of control...... The words he said were not what he wanted to say in his heart at all......
"Then do you think the changes in the female Jiao are good or bad?"
"Well, well, that's good. You know, women have their own careers, and the level of attractiveness will go up several notches; But you said it's good, but it's not, I still miss a little bit of the days when she treated me as her own and relied on me......"
At this time, Hao Yun's body shook and suddenly regained his mobility...... didn't care about reminding Dayu, so he quickly stood up and respectfully saluted the female Jiao.
"The descendants of the human race, I have seen the female seniors! ~”
Dayu's whole body suddenly stiffened, and his image changed from color to black and white...... Turning around slowly, you can hear the click of the bones colliding......
"Female ...... Nujiao, you ...... When did you come? ”
"Well, when you talk about feminism."
Nujiao smiled brightly, I have to say that after all, she is the ancestor of the Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Fox, and the charm that is inadvertently emanated, even Hao Yun is almost lost......
"It seems that I am not gentle enough, and I have really wronged you, Mrs. Dayu...... Hao Yun, right? It's getting dark, you find a place to rest, I'll take you Yuhuang and some couples to talk about. ”
As she spoke, Nujiao grabbed Dayu's ears and pulled him to the Huoyun Cave...... Dayu stretched out his hand to Hao Yun, as if asking for help, and as if he was about to go to hell for the last struggle...... Hao Yun kept his head down, not daring to bow down...... What are you kidding, the interesting story of the human emperor's boudoir, can I listen to it as a junior of Taiyi Jinxian?
"Congratulations to Nujiao, Emperor Yu's predecessors! ~”
After Dayu and his wife left, Hao Yunfang wiped his cold sweat and raised his head...... Hey, what Emperor Yu said is quite right, let's wait for tomorrow and find an opportunity to explain to Tang Seng.
Huoyun Cave, the water is too deep! ~
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On the other side, not long after Hao Yun left, Tang Seng continued westward...... After walking for a while, he couldn't bear the hunger, thirst, and tiredness, and told Sun Wukong to look for food, and Zhu Bajie to find water.
But not long after the two left, they saw Hao Yun coming over with a bowl: "Master, without Lao Sha, you can't even drink water." This cup of cold water, you can eat saliva to quench your thirst, and then I will go to fast. ”
"I don't drink your water! ~Get away! ~”
Tang Seng stubbornly turned his head, not paying attention to Hao Yun at all.
"Without me, relying solely on the Great Sage and the incompetent Zhu Bajie, master, can you really go to the West Heaven? I'm afraid that your soul has come to Elysium, but your body has vanished. ”
Hao Yun cursed in front of Tang Seng and cursed him to die early...... In this way, Tang Seng's already angry heart became even more angry! ~
"You can't go, don't do your business! Get out of here, don't pester me! ~”
"Good, good! ~ You ruthless bald donkey, you really want to die! ~”
flew up, and a demon battle struck Tang Seng's head...... Suddenly, Tang Seng didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and fell to the ground on the spot......
When Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong came back, what they saw was Tang Seng lying on the ground and breathing weakly.
"Oh my God! ~Master! ~Who the hell beat you so badly! ~”
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie hurriedly rescued Tang Seng...... Sun Wukong even picked up the stick directly, aiming at the white dragon horse and was about to move.
"Little White Dragon, you stay next to the master, why is the master seriously injured and dying?! If you don't give me an answer today, I will also learn how to pull dragon tendons from Nezha and taste the taste of dragon liver! ~”
Faced with more than 13,000 catties of golden hoop sticks, the white dragon horse was so frightened that he showed the prototype on the spot, and knelt down again and again to beg for mercy.
"Senior brother! ~Spare your life! ~ The master was not beaten by me, let alone by a monster. The one who came to fight the master was the third senior brother! ~”