Chapter 1445: Boss Jia of the rectum
"There's another requirement on the contract!" Boss Jia touched his nose and said with a smile.
"What requirements?" Barry Sonenfeld and Tommy Lee Jones asked, wouldn't this request make them a fortune again!
"It's simple, if you receive my prize, you'll never be allowed to appear at the Oscars! But there's no problem with awarding the prize to you, that's okay! Boss Jia said with a smile.
This is, if a person is not present, the Oscar will never give him the award, and the Oscar has no honor there.
Barry Sonenfeld and Tommy Lee Joneston were a little silent when they "......", and this request was a little difficult.
"Why?" Tommy Lee Jones asked stupidly.
"Isn't this nonsense? The Oscars forbade other people to attend my awards ceremony, so naturally I should also ban the people who received my cash from turning their heads and kneeling and licking the Oscars? Boss Jia rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not a broad-minded virgin, I'm just an ordinary person, whoever makes me unhappy, I'm going to make him unhappy, it's as simple as that, do you understand?" ”
"Understood!" Barry Sonenfeld and Tommy Lee Jones couldn't help but nod, yes, if they were Jia Yapeng, they didn't want to see the person who took their money, so they turned their heads and ran to Oscar to kneel and lick.
At this time, whether it was the audience at the scene or in front of the TV, they couldn't help but start laughing when they heard Boss Jia's words.
Although Boss Jia's words are hard to listen to, and some of them don't talk about martial arts, oh, no, it's Yingde, and he can't even say a few polite words from a superficial brother.
But the majority of ordinary viewers are not only not disgusted, but find it very interesting, and even like it very much.
After all, compared with those people in the film and television industry who are sanctimonious and have benevolence, righteousness and morality in their mouths, but are actually full of male thieves and prostitutes, Boss Jia is so direct and straightforward, what to say, and does not hide his emotions and likes and dislikes, which is even more liked by the audience.
Of course, this kind of character is far away from the audience, and it is almost impossible to have direct contact with local tyrants or politicians, celebrities or whatever, and the audience will like it
If such a person lives with you, or has a direct connection with you, then you will be.
However, they don't have the ability to say the words in their hearts directly like Boss Jia, this Boss Jia is really the same as the legend, a very upright local tyrant!
"Then two dear gentlemen, will you sign this contract?" Boss Jia motioned to the ceremonial maid to bring up the two contracts that had been prepared.
"I'll sign it!" Barry Sonenfeld picked up the pen very happily, glanced at the contract a few times, and made sure that the contract was just like what Boss Jia said, and after there were no other traps, he immediately signed his name.
Anyway, the producer will never win an Oscar in his lifetime, and compared to $5 million, there is no hesitation in this choice.
On the contrary, Tommy Lee Jones was a little hesitant, after all, he still wanted to win an Oscar for Best Actor, so he was very hesitant.
"Mr. Jia, if Tommy doesn't sign it, then the 10 million ......," Barry Sonenfeld asked with a sudden smile.
"Of course the $10 million is yours alone!" Boss Jia laughed.
"I'll sign it!" Tommy Lee Jones immediately signed his name without hesitation.
Just kidding, this guy actually wants to get $10 million alone, don't even think about it.
Besides, how slim is his chance of winning the Oscar for Best Actor, compared to $5 million, it's just a name, it's nothing at all!
Barry Sonenfeld and Tommy Lee Jones signed happily, and then Boss Jia directly distributed the 8 small carts to them, and then gave them a friendly reminder.
He said that he had invited the staff of Huaxia GS to open a temporary business hall in the auditorium, and they could directly deposit cash into Huaxia GS Bank without leaving the scene, so as to ensure the safety of this huge bonus to the greatest extent.
The two nodded again and again, yes, they really had to be deposited in the bank immediately, otherwise they were afraid that once they left the scene with 4 small carts, they would be robbed immediately.
Well, although I don't know if this is the case in Huaxia, but in the United States, it must be this situation that cannot be wrong.
At this time, like the members of the Oscar organizing committee in front of the TV, after seeing Boss Jia's blatant ban and two-choice contract, as well as the scene where the two of them left with $5 million each, these people were about to explode.
"It's nothing, just one Barry Sonenfeld and Tommy Lee Jones, they're not even fart in Hollywood, and even if they want to come to our dinner, we're not going to invite them!" Some members of the organizing committee said disdainfully.
"These two people are really nothing!" Another member said, "But what if Jia Yapeng made such a request to all the people who came to the stage to receive the award?" One awards ceremony, that is hundreds of Hollywood's top elites, as long as there are two or three such ceremonies, I am afraid that all the first-class stars and filmmakers in the future will not appear at our dinner! ”
"Impossible!" Another member said incredulously, "Only a huge benefit of $10 million is possible to make those bastards give up justice." But if all the awards for the whole ceremony were at the standard of $10 million, then wouldn't he have to hand out hundreds of millions of dollars in prize money today, which will be four or five billion dollars in two or three years? ”
"Just to kill us, it will cost four or five hundred million dollars, is this Chinese man crazy?"
"That's right, it's impossible!"
"That's it, who will have trouble with money, there's no need to spend so much money to get us!"
"Hehe, if he gives us $100 million, we can take the initiative to admit our mistakes to him, and he can save hundreds of millions of dollars!"
The members of the organizing committee said one after another, but after the last sentence was finished, the scene was silent.
It's not that they think this sentence is very annoying, on the contrary, they began to think carefully, if Jia Yapeng gave them more than a dozen people to share 100 million US dollars, would they sell the Oscar easily.
If you think about it, it seems like you don't need to choose!
"Finally, let's congratulate the film Independence Day for winning the '97 Golden Dragon Award for Most Commercial Value, and the movie "Men in Black", which won a total of $10 million!" After seeing Barry Sonenfeld and Tommy Lee Jones step down, Boss Jia made his final closing speech with a smile on his face, while the audience was inexplicable.
This is probably the first award in the history of cinema to have a separate award and prize money, and the audience will not feel unfair in such a strange situation.
After all, the award is given to the real first place, and it is true, it represents an honor.
It is normal for the prize money to be awarded to the second place, after all, the money belongs to Boss Jia, he will give it to whoever he likes, who will let you not come to the first place, and not give Boss Jia face?
If this kind of thing is operated in the dark, there will definitely be a lot of audience dissatisfaction, public opinion will also be uproarious, and the media will also criticize it.
But once everything is put under the sun, Boss Jia said it directly, but everyone had nothing to say, if you don't give Boss Jia face first, why does Boss Jia still send you money, there is no such reason in the world!
At the same time, the audience is also very curious whether the huge prize of $10 million is only available for the most commercially valuable award, or whether all awards are available.
You know, there are more than ten awards behind this and there is no way to come!