Who dares to touch Lao Tzu's happiness

As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, but Tang San is now facing more than four hands, a rough estimate......

Well...... There are 40000 hands.

It's not enough to beat his Tang San's toes.

The white elephant was still holding the knife against Tang San's body in both hands, but the disgusting long nose flicked again, and the kitchen knife on it also swung up!

How did this make Tang San block! The knife in his hand is still going to be used to hold the little white elephant hostage!

"Puff p

The sound of being dissected.

In the blink of an eye, the rotating knife surface was already blood red.

A strong and choking smell erupted from inside the cave, and it was so sticky that it made people sick to their stomachs.

With the kitchen knife unsheathed, the body ...... One by one, they fell to the ground, and for a while there were wails.

But Tang San was still intact.

What the hell is this......

That's right, the elephant's trunk slashed the weirdos who pounced on Tang San!?

This has put all the weirdos under control.

The white elephant gritted his teeth and was ruthless: "Whoever dares to touch Lao Tzu's happiness, my white butcher will cut his happiness!" If you're not afraid of death, just keep trying!?"

No one dared to squeak anymore, and for the sake of their own happiness, the strange people all retreated in good spirits, and by the way, dragged away those companions who had lost their "happiness......

Then only the top solo of "White Butcher" and "Tang Pig's Head" remained.

The knives of both sides are against each other's vital points, and it seems that they are evenly matched, but in fact, the white elephant monster has the absolute upper hand-

He has the advantage of terrain, is clear-headed, able-bodied, well-armed, and outnumbered.

On the other hand, on the side of the "pig's head", there are no other favorable conditions except for a trick of "automatic defense", and the person is still in a state of anesthesia and coma.

No matter how you look at it, he is a white butcher who wins!

Tang San was sleeping soundly now, and saliva was flowing out of his open mouth.

This detail was quickly captured by the shrewd White Butcher, who quietly pressed the kitchen knife down. And yet, at the same time—

Tang San's arm also pushed up-

The White Butcher quickly put away the knife!

Tang San's knife also stopped!

……

The atmosphere was tense to the extreme!

The strange people hiding behind looked at this thrilling scene, and they didn't dare to come out.

Sweat trickled down the white elephant's head, and the audience only heard the heartbeat of "plop, plop, plop, plop" and beat a dynamic beat.

"Plop plop."

"Plop plop."

The pace is getting faster and faster, faster and faster, and tens of thousands of hearts are on the verge of exploding at the same time -

At this moment, the White Butcher and Tang San started at the same time-

"Ping Pong Ping Pong!"

Four kitchen knives landed one after another!

Both sides lose their weapons at the same time!

Everyone was happy.

"Hahahaha," the white elephant laughed—

"Oh, why are you so nervous? Bald brother, don't you say? As he spoke, he raised his hand and patted Tang San's shoulder.

For the sake of his happiness in the second half of his life, the white elephant still compromised, and at this time, it is time to use emotional intelligence and call the opponent brother and brother to ease the atmosphere.

At the same time as the elephant's hand slapped on the shoulder, Tang San's automatic defense was triggered, and a punch blasted out, right between the white elephant's legs.

"Ahh!!!h

A desperate wail that ripped his heart and hurt his soul, the white elephant lay on the ground ten meters away, screaming loudly—

"Lao Tzu's happiness! Bald, I%*#‰$&:-......"

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In the middle of the night, Tang San on the stone platform opened his sleepy eyes faintly, got up and yawned.

The strange people around him were coldly frightened away, and one by one their souls flew away: "Didn't the anesthesia of the second regiment start in a week, why did you wake up in a minute?!"

What kind of perverted constitution is this!

Is this Nima still human!?

Over there, the white elephant was still wailing: "Lao Tzu's happiness, ah......"

"Huh?" Tang San scratched his bald head, "What's going on?" Who's shouting? ”

A bold little monster came up to him and whispered to him, "Ning ruined his happiness." ”

"What?" Good guy, Tang San was taken aback, this big hat was buttoned, why did he ruin people's happiness if he didn't wake up from sleep?

"Don't make fun of the poor monk!" He doesn't carry this pot.

By the way, he vaguely remembered who he was entangled with before going to bed, and then he lay down, and then ...... I don't know what's going on.

Looking at the pair of greedy eyes around him, Tang San suddenly felt that his body was empty, and he couldn't wait to grab a quilt and wrap himself up......

"By the way, what about the mammoth?"

As he was asking, the wailing on the other side stopped, and the man on the ground got up.

Tang San asked curiously, "Is Your Excellency the one who lost his happiness?" ”

It's really a pot that can't be opened!

The onlookers covered their mouths and began to snicker, this bald head is finished, the person who angered the white elephant, there is no one in this world who can survive!

The show is about to begin! Look at how the white elephant weirdo tears this unlucky human with his hands, hehe~

The white elephant stood up and turned his back to Tang San, but he lowered his head and didn't speak, just stood there, as if he was brewing something......

Tang San felt that the atmosphere was wrong: "What do you want to do?" Don't you think that the poor monk has robbed you of your happiness, right? ”

"No, no, no." The white elephant turned around, but his face was filled with a hearty smile, "It's just a happiness, it's not enough!" Why do big men have no wife? The image has money, but can't you buy a happiness? Hehe. ”

"If you're happy, the poor monk will take his leave!" If it's cheap, don't slip away, what are you waiting for!

"Bald brother, please stay, I haven't given you any good things."

"Good stuff?"

Turning around, the white elephant had already changed into another suit, wearing gold armor, wearing a golden tiara, a blood-red cloak fluttering in the wind, and a broad shoulder armor majestic and majestic—

What a Golden Leftover Fighter!

Don't cos butcher, change to fighter.

But I saw that the nose kept getting longer and longer, and it spiraled out like a dragon, and ran away somewhere, and then took it back.

"Huh? Didn't you say there was something good?" Tang San asked.

The white elephant proboscis stood upright, aimed at the front, raised his hands to stand one after the other, pointed his nostrils at Tang San, and said, "Here, baby."

"For the goddess Athena! Show go on!"

As soon as the words came out, the elephant's trunk vibrate, and suddenly something burst out of its nostrils, heading straight for Tang San!

"Boom!" There's more than one thing, it's a group, it's a big group!

Tang San secretly screamed that it was not good, flew away to dodge, and the place where he was standing just now was instantly pierced into a plum blossom pile by a steel needle!

Hold the grass!

Before I had time to marvel, the elephant trunk turned around, and the steel needles tilted like a rainstorm, impermeable, this time there were more of them and the range was wider.

Not to mention whether ordinary people can dodge so many steel needles, even if they can run, they have to be a player at the speed of light to win!

How do you escape!

Hehe, he didn't run, he just crossed to the right lightly - the steel needle followed, and the ground was instantly swallowed by the steel needle.

The rain struck again, and he jumped to the left again.

The showers hit again, and he jumped sideways from side to side.

With thousands of steel needles per second, Tang San dodged them all with one move and jumped left and right.

"What are you doing to force the king?"

"It's useless, it's useless, it's useless!" The remaining fighter white elephant changed his strategy and strafed back and forth horizontally-

Tang San immediately jumped up and down! Perfect dodge!

The remaining fighters changed their strategy again, and the cross-shaped arrows were released——

Tang San bounced back and forth, up and down, left and right! Still perfectly dodged!

The white elephant is getting more and more crazy, and the elephant's trunk sucks more steel needles-

"Let you jump! Eat my Pegasus Meteor Needle!"

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Countless steel needles squirted out, surrounding Tang San in all directions—there was actually a bend!

360-degree steel needle rain without dead angles, see what ability you have to escape with your bald head!

Tang San really didn't expect this one, this white elephant monster could do different tricks every time he changed his clothes, and he was indeed a powerful acrobat.

In Tang San's hometown, this is definitely an immortal-level master.

However, what he encountered was a punch Tang San......

How will he dodge the arrows and rain needles this time?

Huh, hide? Why hide?

Tang San didn't say a word, and rushed up in the face of the steel needle rain-

This bald head is just terrible!

The white elephant burst out laughing: "Okay, you bald man who is not afraid of death, if you don't die, I will eat myself like someone!" ”

The white elephant was not the first to say this, the green lion monster was the first, and now he was lying next to his corpse.

"Hey, hey, I'm not going to be as stupid as that motley lion."

Speaking of which, where is the body of the green-haired lion, wasn't it still lying dead just now, why did it disappear in a blink of an eye?

Forget it, the remaining fighter White Elephant didn't bother to care about the dead lion.

Don't you want to die bald? Then I'll give you a fatal blow—

"Ten Thousand Arrows Shoot !!!!"

Whoosh –