Pheasant - The real name of the pheasant in the comic "Crazy Boy" is "Zhao Shanhe", and he is the leader of Taiwan's largest gang "Viper Gang", the owner of "Bada Mountain Hall" and "Taihua Mountain Hall". is also one of the main characters in the movie version of "Crazy Boy", played by Chen Xiaochun.

And in our big vocational high school, there is also a man nicknamed Pheasant, yes, that person is the legendary god of the wind who has passed through thousands of flowers and does not stick to the leaves, and the peerless man who eats both men and women - Brother Seven Cakes. Although our family's seven cakes are not as domineering as Chen Xiaochun, but, but, (Ma Ma said important things to say three times) Brother Seven Cakes is also known as Xiao Li Junji, and there is no need to introduce the handsome appearance (I won't tell you because I'm lazy) Anyway, as long as it's where Brother Seven Cakes walks, there is no place that doesn't fascinate the girls.

As for why I call myself a pheasant, I don't know! Probably once when I watched "Crazy Boy", Qibao felt that he was very similar to a pheasant, so he gave himself such a name. As for what, of course it's just as! Could there be anything else? But everyone generally likes to call him a chicken girl, mainly because pheasants like women, and he is both male and female, but it seems that he prefers boys a little more.

However, after one thing, everyone no longer calls Qibi a chicken girl, but changes to Brother Pheasant.

It was a dark and windy night, and after the evening self-study, the prawns didn't know what interest they were in, and they actually wanted to bet with Seven Cakes, betting on whether Seven Cakes dared to confess to girls, and Seven Cakes would win a pack of cigarettes if they confessed to ten girls. Maybe it's the poor pie and prawn gambling that he really lost and smoked, so he actually agreed.

Because I don't know who to confess to at night, what should I do? That's a pack of cigarettes! So the seven cakes had a flash of inspiration in their heads, and came up with a unique plan - squatting on the road to the dormitory, and going up when they saw their mother. The god of the wind has fallen to such a point, it is really gambling that kills people!

After choosing a location, Seven Cakes stood in the middle of the road waiting for the "prey", while the prawns stood not far from him for fear of his tricks, so they stood not far from him and watched.

"Hee-hee~" A silver bell-like voice echoed in the air, and in the darkness, Qibi slowly opened his eyes and stared motionlessly at the figure moving in front of him.

It turned out that several girls were preparing to go back to the dormitory to sleep after evening self-study. Judging by the figure, it should be a junior high school student, but Qiwan doesn't care about this, as long as it's a mother, as long as he can earn a pack of cigarettes.

"One, two, three......" Seven Cakes carefully counted the number of girls, and there were as many as five.

"It's over! Half a pack of cigarettes is coming soon! At the thought that only by confessing to ten girls could get a pack of cigarettes, Qibi became excited, feeling his blood boiling all over his body, and his whole body was full of strength.

When the five girls were about to pass by the seven cakes, a pair of slender hands blocked the way of the five.

"Girls, wait!" Seven Cakes shook off his long hair, ready to start confessing.

The handsome face of the seven cakes was reflected in the light, who knew that the five people who should have fallen for it were not moved, and after a burst of screams, the five people ran away, leaving the seven cakes and one person caught off guard in the same place.

Sure enough, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and the male god in the wind is different!

"Haha~ laughed at me!" The prawn kept watching the movements of the seven cakes, and when he saw the five girls running, he was already smiling and lying on the ground.

Qibai looked at the prawns, frowned and said, "Five!" ”

Who knew that the prawn hurriedly waved his hand after hearing this: "Don't count, don't count!" You left before you could confess to the white family. ”

"Okay!" After hearing this, Qiwan had to go back to the middle of the road dejectedly, if it weren't for the pack of cigarettes, it is estimated that the two would have quarreled just now.

Packing up his mood, Qiwan looked up at the stars in the sky and began to think of countermeasures.

I don't know if I was frightened by the screams of the five people, but I couldn't see a single girl on the road where people usually came and went.

Half a salary, the seven cakes couldn't help it, so they shouted to the prawns: "No one, how can this be counted?" I can't count myself losing! I'm ready to confess! ”

"This ......," Prawn pinched his chin and began to ponder.

After some discussion between the two, it was decided that Qibi only needed to confess to a girl, and the girl could not leave within a minute.

Huang Tian lived up to his wishes, and after waiting for a long time, he finally let the seven cakes wait.

A girl was slowly walking towards the seven cakes, because the girl was looking down and playing with her mobile phone, saying that she didn't find the seven cakes.

"Girl, stay! Listen to what Xiaosheng said. Seven Cakes reached out and stopped the girl as he had just done.

Seeing that the way was blocked, the girl stopped and looked at the seven cakes: "What do you want to do?"

"I like you, be my girlfriend!"

After saying this, the seven cakes' faces were filled with joy. "A pack of cigarettes is here!"

The girl looked at the seven cakes inexplicably and scolded: "Nerves! He walked forward, trying to get back to his dormitory.

Before the minute was up, how could the seven loaves make her go away? So he grabbed the girl's jade arm, so that she couldn't move.

"You let go! Otherwise, I'm going to shout! The girl had never experienced anything like this before, and her voice sounded a little shaky, and she was scared.

And Qibao was also afraid of the girl shouting, so he hurriedly and patiently persuaded him: "Don't be afraid, this classmate, I won't hurt you, you just need to stand here for a minute!" After saying that, he sent his hand away, intending to make the girl compromise in a friendly way.

Who knew that the girl ran away after seeing the seven cakes let go, and this time it was bitter for the seven cakes. Seeing that the cigarettes he was about to get actually wanted to run, Qibao walked a few steps quickly after seeing it, reached out and grabbed the girl's clothes and pulled them back, and then took them with both hands and hugged the girl in his arms.

"Help!" After the girl was wrapped in seven cakes, she hurriedly cried and shouted, hoping that someone would come to save her.

Qiwan saw the girl shouting, this is okay, what if someone is called? In a hurry, he covered the girl's mouth with his hand to keep her silent, and comforted the girl on the side: "Little sister, I'm really not a bad person......

A minute passed quickly, but it was like a century for both parties.

"Don't make a sound, I'll let you go!" After the time came, the seven cakes sent the girl away as agreed.

The girl was still crying like pear blossoms with rain, and after seeing the seven cakes let go of herself, she glanced at her with some resentment and ran in the direction of the dormitory.

"Huh~" Looking at the girl's distant back, Qiwan let out a long sigh of relief, and her forehead was already covered with fine sweat.

Prawn bought a pack of cigarettes and gave them to Seven Cakes as promised, and the two returned to the dormitory.

I thought that no one else would know about it, but who knew that they ignored the school's recently installed camera.

The next day, during recess, the principal told the students about it in front of all the students, and asked the parents of the seven cakes to come to the school.

“why！” Seven loaves didn't know how this matter could leak out until he died.

......

In the school's surveillance room, the principal personally released this video for Seven Cakes and his father.

"Uh......" Seven Cakes was finally speechless after reading it.

And his father looked at the video on the computer, and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.

After some "careful teaching", his father invited him to a table of dinner, and the principal finally relented and asked Qiwan to write a review and hand it to himself, and then settled the matter.

After leaving the monitoring room, Seven Cakes wanted to go back to the classroom, but was stopped by his father.

"Oh, take it!" His father took out a few big red Grandpa Mao from his wallet, smiled and stuffed them into Qibi's hand, and then left the school in a dashing manner.

Qiwan looked at the money in his hand, and then looked at his father who walked away: "......"

The breeze blows the tips of the male god's hair in the wind, and the male god is messy.

After returning to the classroom, Qiwan sat silently in his place, intending to be a quiet beautiful man.

"Brother Pheasant! My little brother will mess with you in the future! Xiao Qiang walked up to Qibi and helped him pinch his shoulder.

Qiwan was annoyed at the moment, so he couldn't help but scold Xiaoqiang: "Get out~Get out~ Get out!" ”

"Yo~ and tempered!" Xiaoqiang mocked after being driven away.

"Xiaoqiang!" Li Xiaoyue was afraid that it would be bad if the two of them had another incident, so she stared at Xiaoqiang with her eyes and motioned for him to go back. But when she thought of the seven cakes, no, it was Brother Pheasant who was molesting a female classmate, Li Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing again.

Seven Cakes looked at the two of them resentfully, and then turned his head back, firmly believing that silence was golden.

"A pack of cigarettes kills people! I feel like I'll never love again! Suddenly, there was a sound similar to breaking glass in the classroom, and I don't know who was so unlucky that the glass was broken.