The truth about the heart of wood
Blowing Snow's eyes are about to pop out-
"Are you careless? Clearly deliberate! Be mindful! Intentionally! β
Pounced on him and grabbed his hand. This Nima, the heart of the son of prophecy finally came back to life, and he was pinched and exploded by this bald head again?!
Is this guy brain-dead or cheap?
"What about the heart? What about the heart? What about the heart? β
Blowing Snow asks questions in a row, eagerly searching.
Tang San was puzzled: Isn't it already crushed?
That's right, with the power of his palm, not to mention wood, even iron is crushed and crushed.
Well, just.
Blowing Snow didn't give up, he opened his hand, and even looked inside his fingernails: "No, no, no, impossible......"
Tang San also came over and carefully checked his palm, and sure enough, there was not even a wooden slag!
Could it be that the broken piece of wood has been pinched into dust by him? So unsturdy?
Hi! Looking down, isn't this wooden heart sucking on his trouser leg?
"Lying grass!" Tang San almost ruined his leg with one punch!
Nima, what the hell.
Why do you turn into a rabbit and a snail for a while, and there's no end?
However, as soon as Blowing Snow saw this "snail", he was immediately pleasantly surprised!
"Oops! Sure enough, it's still there! If you see him lying on your trouser leg, doesn't that mean he's still alive and well? β
As soon as he heard this, Tang San was angry: "This is clearly a fraudulent corpse!" What kind of life is it? Are you seeing too much of the stuff in the underworld? β
Fuyuki crouched down and carefully reached out to pluck the large snail from his trouser leg.
Holding it in the palm of your hand, it is as precious as holding a sweet potato in the famine years.
The wooden heart is still intact.
Tang San scolded secretly: "Yu Shou, why didn't you crush it just now?" Impossible! β
Is this stuff made of snot? Can you slip out of the palm of a poor monk? It's weird.
Although I think it's strange, it's not good to go up and grab it now.
If he rushes up and crushes that piece of wood now, he's stingy.
What to do? Or pretend to fall, and then slap your palm on it and slap it into powder? Hey, hey, hey......
Tang San's ghost ideas are many.
If this Nima brain had been used in business, it is estimated that he would have become a martial arts tyrant long ago. Fighting with a piece of broken wood all day long, can you still fight a piece of the sky?
Blowing Snow began to muttered like a mantra again: "It's alive, it's alive!" He's alive! Humanity is really saved......"
What's that? What does it have to do with humanity that he is alive?
When did humanity need a piece of broken wood to save it!
Sometimes Tang San felt that this little lady's IQ was really bottomlessβit was the kind of depth below the horizontal line.
"Don't live or die, don't die, are you going or not leaving?"
Blowing Snow turned around lightly, and said to Tang San with a bright spring breeze: "Let's go~ Let's take him back to Tang Country together~"
"Threesome?"
This Nima doesn't take the poor monk in his eyes anymore.
The poor monk walks alone in the world, he has always been a lone wolf in the wasteland, and it is already an unprecedented exception to be able to bring this blowing snow, but he still has to bring another piece of broken wood?
Tang San: "Don't think! β
Blowing snow: "Bald brother, you are the best~"
Tang San: "Okay then, take it." β
Is this a compromise? Do you still have the courage and dignity of a strong man? Shame on you!
Tang San didn't care.
In fact, it doesn't matter what you bring, because whoever you bring is a burden, and it's a burden anyway, so it doesn't matter if you have one more or less.
Anyway, there has never been a person in the world who can keep up with him.
But Tang San still had some scruples, this thing was very evil, what if it drilled into other people's bodies again?
"What kind of snow is blowing, you see that he drills into his heart, you are not afraid that he will drill into the living?"
That's what she said to Blowing Snow, isn't she afraid of being drilled?
This sentence reminded Fuyuki, and she stood up and held the wooden heart, looking at it thoughtfully.
Now it seems that this heart is indeed very honest, no different from ordinary wood.
If you don't know, you really don't know what happened just now - get into a stuffed animal and then manipulate the toy to come to life and go crazy? It's like watching a horror movie!
Fuyuki was also thinking, "yes, what the hell is going on?" Why did it drill that rabbit and not me? β
"Still think it doesn't drill you? If it drilled you, it would not be these broken cotton scattered on the ground now, but what snow you blew on the ground. β
"Oh...... So, could it be that the headless lion before was also drilled by it? β
Tang San continued: "Then you still need to say? Surely it must have come out of your pocket, and then went to drill the headless lion, and brought him to life, and then came and grabbed your rake to rake you, isn't it obvious? β
"This thing is a mad dog that bites people when it sees it, and you still want to take it with you? Aren't you afraid that it will gnaw you to death in the middle of the night? β
"That's not right!" Blowing Snow's eyes suddenly widened, and she thought of something, "You see, it's so close to me in my hand now, but it doesn't sour me, which means that it can't drill me at all!" β
Tang San listened: "Hehe, maybe it doesn't want to drill, or it wants to wait for you to finish eating." How do you know it can't be drilled? β
Saying this, Blowing Snow turned her head to look at the broken bunny cotton on the ground, and then at the broken headless lion in the distance, and suddenly turned around and said loudly to Tang San-
"I thought of it! It's an animal! It can only drill animals! If you look at a lion and a rabbit, aren't they all animals? It was originally a monkey as well, which means that he could only drill animals! βγ
Tang San didn't completely agree: "He's a monkey?" Didn't you say he was a person before? Why do you now admit that he is a monkey again? β
Blowing Snow shook her head: "Oh, this matter is very complicated, and I won't be able to tell you clearly for a while." Anyway, we just don't let him touch the animals, yes! β
Heh, it's like you've figured it out.
"What do you think this is?"
"Huh?" Blowing Snow lowered her head, Tang San pointed to the soles of her feet, "What is it?" β
It turned out to be a little wild cat, quite well-behaved, leaning on the feet of the blowing snow, rubbing her feet coquettishly.
"It's a cat~ Bald brother, did you give it to me?"
Tang San's heart was sweaty, a wild cat was given by me? You ask it if it knows the poor monk, and I gave it back, why did I give you a cat?
Blowing snow's eyes turned into stars, squatted down and stroked the kitten's head, and said gently: "What a good little kitten~Same as the bald brother~"
Tang San really couldn't bear it anymore, and he picked out the facts with disgust: "Don't you understand it yet?" Isn't this just an animal? Your piece of broken wood is so close to a wild cat that it doesn't drill it, do you think it can only burrow animals? β
"This ......," Blowing Snow's heart chuckled, "yes, she is holding a wooden heart in her right hand and a kitten in her left hand, why didn't she drill it when the two were so close to each other?" β
Could it be that there is a hole in your own reasoning?
Tang San swinged: "Hurry up and bury it." I don't know what kind of conspiracy this broken wood is going on? β
Suddenly, Blowing Snow raised her head violently to look at Tang San, and said loudly, "I thought of it, it's me!" β
"Is that you?"
"Yes, only I can control its demonic nature! You see how obedient, honest, and well-behaved it is in my hands, and that's becauseβ"
Fuyuki straightened his waist, looked up at the deep Milky Way, and proudly declared-
"Because Miss Ben is the only heroine who is destined to find the 'Child of Prophecy'!"
"Because Miss Ben is the number one snow blowing team leader in the world - the Heavenly Snow Blowing Lord, who ranks first in the B rank!!"
Tang San, fainted on the spot!