The second link is a talent show.

appeared in order, and the contestants in front of them either performed singing or dancing, which was boring and the same, and the audience was drowsy. Slightly interesting, it was a contestant who performed a talent of blowing bubble gum with his nose. It's a bit of a heavy taste, which affects everyone's appetite.

It's so hard to survive.,Finally, it's the turn of Yuriko in front of the bed, who is the third most popular, to play.。

The host said, "Miss Yuriko, please show your talent show." ”

Yuriko in front of the bed grinned, a row of black teeth was still shocking, she said, "The little girl is weak Qianqian, and her talent is not good, please forgive me." ”

What kind of talent is she going to perform?

Mikaka is also looking forward to it. I saw two staff members bring a piece of marble, nail boards, hammers, and an old man. The old man called himself Niu Baoguo, the head of the Xingyi Sect, and he couldn't remember his name, but he felt very awesome anyway.

Then, Yuriko in front of the bed gave a loud shout, startling the audience, thinking that she was going to send out a world-destroying turtle wave qigong. However, she was actually lying on the pegboard.

But it's scary enough. All right?

Was the nail of the nail board sure it wouldn't pierce a small hole in her body?

In the astonished gaze of the audience, two staff members padded the marble block to her chest. The marble weighs 100 kilograms, to say the least. The staff also specially weighed it, and also selected a live audience to come up to verify that this is indeed a piece of marble that is harder than marble!

"Hey!" Everything was ready, and it was the turn of Master Niu to start performing. He pretended, his steps were erratic, and his hands were dancing back and forth, quite a bit of a kung fu master.

Immediately afterwards, he picked up the sledgehammer. Walk over to Yuriko in front of the bed.

Huh? This scene is so familiar. Seeing this, Mikaka couldn't help but exclaim, isn't this the legendary chest broken boulder?!

I saw that Master Niu shouted, "Ahh ”

The sledgehammer fell heavily, smashing the boulder on Yuriko's chest in front of the bed in half.

"Oh!" The audience exclaimed.

But I saw that Yuriko in front of the bed got up slowly, as if nothing happened, her face did not change, and she was lucky again.

The host asked worriedly, "Miss Yuriko, are you okay?" ”

Yuriko raised her hand in front of the bed, "It's okay, it's okay." Very OK！ ”

OK OK? Mikaka really wants to remind her, big sister, the little hole in your back is bleeding!

The host exclaimed: "Miss Yuriko's talent is really eye-opening!" ”

rushed to this hard work, and the audience applauded like thunder.

“……”

Mikaka, who is standing in the background, has nothing to say, the current players, are you fighting so hard?!!

According to the latest data from the hunting network, Yuriko in front of the bed has 100,000 votes. Proper first place.

Next, it's Yuyuan House's turn to have a beautiful pig mouth.

"Miss Zhenmei, what is the talent show you brought......?"

"What I want to perform is hard qigong!"

Hey, hey! Mika Ka held his forehead, did this Oiran contest go to the wrong set? This is a beauty contest, not a jousting contest. Forget about breaking a boulder on the chest of a performance, this pig's mouth is so beautiful, first with a spear against the throat, then, picking up coins in the oil pot with bare hands, and the last one is climbing the knife mountain barefoot.

Three talents in a row, I will ask you if you are convinced.

After reading the statistics, the host exclaimed: "The number of votes for Miss Mami surpassed that of Miss Yuriko, reaching 150,000 votes!" Excuse me, Miss Mami, how do you feel about this? ”

Inoguchi Mami said shyly, "Host, can I make a request?" ”

"You say."

"Can you call an ambulance for me?"

After speaking, poof, the pig's mouth was really too desperate and fainted to the ground. was quickly carried away by the staff on a stretcher.

In order to win the championship, she really worked hard. Mikaka applauded her heartily.

The finale is the much-anticipated Xintian House.

Mikaka stubbornly walked up. may be afraid that he will repeat his old tricks, so the host deliberately changed into a pair of belted pants, and no one can tear it off.

The host asked, "Miss Chiyoko, after watching the performances of the previous two contestants, your talent show must be even more outstanding." I don't know, is it to jump the fire ring or ......? ”

In the expectant gaze of the audience, Mikaka said embarrassedly: "My talent show is ...... Poetry recitation. ”

There was a dead silence in the auditorium.

The audience's expressions were like ordering a cup of bird's nest in a high-end restaurant, and halfway through eating, they found that there was a mouse feces inside.

And Mikaka is that grain of rat.

In order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, the host hurriedly said: "Then you can read it." ”

Mikaka smiled.

Hmph, you're underestimating him too much. Do you think he reads ordinary poetry?

No way! How could someone as talented as Mikaka do such uncreative things!

I saw him clear his throat, pluck his hair, look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and chant in a long stream: "I don't know when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere; The wind and rain come at night, how much is left in the deposit! The Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and I don't know if the creditor is dead or not! Ask you how much sorrow you can have, and the salary is not enough to be deducted at the end of the month. ”

Oh! What a down-to-earth adaptation! If Mikaka was born in ancient times, he would be either a poet saint or a god of poetry, at least, he could be a golden lion king, right?!

He was beaming, waiting for the warm applause from the audience.

For a long time, there was no movement.

Look out of the corner of your eye. Belch...... Everyone seemed to freeze and look at him dumbfounded, as if they were looking at a mentally ill person.

It's not like being moved by his poetry.

Even the host froze in place, thinking to himself, this person, I'm afraid it's not a brain disease?!! The beauty contest actually chose to recite poetry? Forget the magic change, the pronunciation is not standard, a mouthful of 'pot winter melon'!

Looking at his votes, there are only a pitiful 100 votes. Compared with other players, who often have tens of thousands of votes, Mikaka is like those online articles hitting the streets.

Seeing this, Mrs. Hetian was not a loss to the old rivers and lakes, and hurried out to save the scene.

Autograph Book Question: What is Mikaka's talent show?