048 Church Oddities
Xu Feng leaned close to Sanshan and asked, "Say, what is the secret of the Russian church?" ”
Sanshan shook and said: "There is gold there, and the Russians are mining gold in the mountains, and they put it in that church." ”
Xu Feng smiled and asked, "How did you know the Dao?" ”
"We saw it once, the convoy of the Russians, and it was full of gold. ”
Xu Feng put the pistol on his head and said with a smile: "You come to tell the villagers, who are you?" ”
Sanshan Shake hurriedly said: "I am Sanshan Shake." ”
The group of people suddenly exploded, they were all boxers nearby, where had they been coaxed like this, and these three mountains were notorious, this group of people immediately surrounded them, and couldn't help but say, with a fist and kick, the three mountains shook and saw the king of Hades.
This group of people killed Sanshan Trembling, and they were still angry, so they gathered around the performers, and the performers ran to Xu Feng, knelt down, and cried: "Benefactor, save the little one again." ”
The performer cried: "Benefactor, I haven't done anything bad, the idea of cheating people out of money was all thought up by that Sanshan Shake, and the little one was forced to be helpless!" ”
Xu Feng thought of the embarrassment of being bullied by the Japanese in the teahouse, and knew that he would not be a big traitor, this performer was indeed timid and afraid, and he could follow Sanshan to cheat a few small money, if Sanshan Shake pulled him to do something to kill people and set fires, he would have fainted from fright.
The group of people drew their knives and were about to kill this showman, suddenly smelled a stench, looked down, it turned out to be the showman who was scared to the point of feces and urine, everyone saw him like this, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled and left.
The group of people was bored in front of the villagers, so they packed up their things and left, and the villagers here came out with a few young and strong offspring, pulled the three mountains to the foot of the mountain, dug a pit and buried it, Xu Feng brought the performer back, and asked him to change his clothes, no need to go into detail.
Let's say that early the next morning, Aunt Liu got up to make breakfast, but she didn't see Liu Dazhuang come out for a long time, this Liu Dazhuang is very diligent on weekdays, and he gets up early every day, but why don't you see him today?
Aunt Liu entered her son's house, only to see that the quilt was neatly folded, but the person was gone, this Liu Dazhuang is very filial on weekdays, no matter where he goes, he will talk to the old mother, why is it silent today?
When Xu Feng got up, he also knew that Liu Dazhuang was gone, and when it was time for breakfast, he didn't see Liu Dazhuang come back, so Aunt Liu was a little panicked, and when it was noon, Xiao Wuzi's mother came to visit the door, and it turned out that Xiao Wuzi was also missing early in the morning.
The two old ladies immediately panicked, where did these two people run away?
When Xu Feng was thinking hard, he only listened to the talker of the showman, this showman had no father or mother, followed the master to sell and eat, and he didn't have a big name, he only had a stage name, called "Poor Three Generations", of course, he was self-deprecating and running the rivers and lakes, and the three generations from grandfather to grandson were all poor.
The poor third generation said: "Benefactor, I met Liu Dazhuang and Liu Ye last night. ”
Xu Feng hurriedly asked, "When did you meet?" ”
The poor third generation said: "I don't remember, it's already dark anyway, I saw that little fifth son came to find Liu Ye, and the two of them muttered for a while and went out together." ”
Xu Feng asked, "Do you know where they went?" ”
The poor third generation said: "I don't know this way." ”
This poor third generation really did not tell a lie, yesterday Xiao Wuzi heard that there was gold in the church of the ** son, so he moved his mind, he thought: "How can this Chinese have gold under the ground, how can the ** son steal it!" Thoughts, a fire burned his church! Let's see if he dares to steal our gold. ”
This little five sons are young and vigorous, and they don't care if they can do it or not, so they came to Liu Dazhuang, Liu Dazhuang is even more reckless, and when he heard that ** stole our gold during the day, he had already hit the top beam! At this time, Xiao Wuzi came to him, and the two of them immediately hit it off.
When these two people arrived at the edge of the church and wanted to climb over the wall, they were caught by the patrol of **, and the patrol of ** did not make it difficult for them, and found a room at random and locked them up.
Xu Feng listened to the words of the poor three generations, and thought: "The two of them went to the church of the ** son, and they can't tell the people in the village about this matter first, if they know the Tao, they will definitely attack the church on a large scale, and there will be heavy casualties at that time."
Xu Feng instructed the poor three generations not to talk to anyone about this matter, and went to the church by himself, and when he arrived outside the church, Xu Feng's first feeling was: This church is too big, and the scale far exceeds those churches he has ever seen.
It was noon, the sentry in the pavilion at the door was drowsy, Xu Feng recalled his experience of training in the Russian Air Force, revisited those somewhat vague Russian words, walked up to the sentry, and said, "I'm going to go in to make a confession, is the priest there?" ”
Confession is a ritual widely found in both Catholicism and Orthodoxy (both of which are branches of Christianity) in which the confessor confesses his sins to a priest in order to attain spiritual liberation.
The two sentries at the door saw Xu Feng's black eyes and black hair, thinking that he was a Chinese, so they looked down on him, but when they saw him speak Russian, they immediately became respectful, and hurriedly said: "The priest is inside, but it's lunch break, the priest may be resting, you can go in and see the sculptures in the courtyard." So he let Xu Feng in.
As soon as the church entered the door was a large courtyard, in the middle of the courtyard was a cathedral, the back of the church was blocked by a wall, what was not clear, there were many sculptures in the courtyard, all of which were of Christian themes, suddenly, Xu Feng saw a familiar figure coming out of the church, he immediately flashed and hid behind a sculpture, and that figure was the woman Xu Feng had met before - Little Pink.
I saw that she was wearing a black dress, like a Western lady, gently holding the arm of a blonde man next to her, the two of them walked behind a statue by the wall, looked around, the man actually squatted down, Xiao Taohong took a few steps back, "rubbed" two steps jumped in front of him, jumped in the air, stepped on his shoulder, the man took advantage of the situation, and Xiao Taohong climbed the wall.
Xu Feng originally thought that there was a rest area for the church staff at the back, but he built a wall just to prevent people from seeing it, but now it seems that things are probably not so simple.
After fifteen minutes, the man took out a long rope from under the wide gown, threw it into the wall, and stepped on the rope with his foot, and soon the little pink turned over from the other side of the wall, and the man put away the rope, and the two men left the church holding hands.
Xu Feng was puzzled, so he had to ignore them first and walked into the church by himself.
As soon as Xu Feng entered the church, he saw the huge murals in the hall at first glance, and when he stopped to look at it, a priest came over and asked contemptuously: "Are you Chinese?" Why don't you have braids? ”
Xu Feng smiled: "I am an orphan, adopted by a Russian couple, and grew up in Moscow. Xu Feng scolded in his heart: "Lao Tzu is a Chinese who is serious and has eight classics, and Lao Tzu's father and mother live harder than you!" ”
Xu Feng said: "I'm here to do business this time, I have a **** servant, is it in your church?" ”
The priest thought for a moment and said, "We did catch **** people, but they were just two thieves." ”
Xu Feng asked, "Can you hand them over to me, and I'll go back and punish them well." ”
The priest smiled and said, "These two men have given us a lot of trouble. ”
Xu Feng heard his voice and said with a smile: "It's easy to talk about compensation." ”
At this moment, an attendant rushed to the priest's side and whispered a few words, and the priest listened, his face changed greatly, and he said to Xu Feng, "You can take them back." ”