"You won't be captured by a female ghost." Qin Sijie got goosebumps.

"Maybe I just went to the toilet. Let's not be suspicious......" Mikaka glanced up at the clock on the wall, and it was already 12 o'clock.

"Woo!" The mournful whine that resembled the sound of the wind sounded again.

However, it was not the rumor, because it was followed by a complaining cry, "Woo! I died so miserably! I'm looking for a substitute for the dead! ”

Word by word, you can hear it clearly.

The chill runs from the throat to the abdomen. The three of them were all cold, and even their breathing stopped.

. It's scary. The three of them retreated into a corner, huddled in a ball, shivering.

"Woohoo! Give me my life! Give me my life! ”

The voice grew closer, more and more poignant. The three of them stared in the direction of the door without squinting, and the light in the corridor reflected a slender figure, slowly approaching.

"Hey...... Hee-hee...... Brother Shi, it's up to you......" Mikaka's face was pale, and the corners of his mouth were crooked, as if he had been deformed.

"I don't want to ......" Shi Zhenxian clinged to the wall, indicating that he didn't want to be a bird.

"Who made you Uncle Nine." Qin Sijie and Mikaka worked together to push him out.

"I'm not Uncle Nine anymore! Okay no! "It's too late for Shi Zhenxian to regret it. He stumbled and rushed to the front, just in time to meet the white-robed female ghost who walked in the hallway.

"Wow! I fainted. Shi Zhenxian snorted, pretended to faint, and simply fell to the ground neatly, and spit out a little foam with great skill, as if he was afraid that this female ghost would not believe it.

Mikaka and Qin Sijie were left huddled in the corner, cowardly like two quails, looking ridiculous and funny.

"Big girl, let us go. We were just passing by here and spending the night with scholars. "Mikaka speaks in a crepe, and he really thinks of himself as a scholar who entered the ruined temple in ancient times.

However, the female ghost who appeared in front of him was actually not scary at all.

Because it didn't show its face, it was just covered with a white robe.

Even so, it can scare Mikaka and Qin Sijie enough. I almost knelt down and begged for mercy.

And the female ghost approached them, "Woo. It's okay if I want to let you go, unless ......"

"Unless what? As long as you are willing to let us go, we are willing to do anything. Qin Sijie nodded busily.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Mikaka chimed in, "Leave us alone." ”

"Whoever wants your life, I want your money!"

"Money?"

"That's right. 13,000 for one person, take it out, and I'll let you go. ”

Wait a minute, why is this female ghost so greedy for money.

Mikaka and Qin Sijie, who were originally in a state of panic, suddenly became suspicious, not to mention that this female ghost looked ordinary, and how did it know that Mikaka and they had just earned 13,000.

At this moment, Mikaka saw a pair of familiar shoes peeking out from under the white robe.

It seems that Xia Good Morning wore the same shoes today.

Depend on...... Mikaka suddenly understood.

He leaned over to Qin Sijie and whispered a few words, and the other party immediately realized.

The two decided to do what they did.

"The female ghost is big. Asking for money is not. Kill one. "All of a sudden, 180-degree change in attitude. On the contrary, the female ghost was surprised.

"Hey, you're really not afraid of death?"

"Whew! Death is lighter than a feather, and heavier than Mount Tai! We are sacrificing for the cause of the revolution! Eighteen years later, he will be a good man again! ”

"......" The female ghost has nothing to say.

And Mikaka and Qin Sijie held the determination to die, one picked up the broom, and the other picked up the folding stool.

"Female ghost, we want to eliminate harm for the people, fight with you!"

The two men rushed up menacingly.

"Wow!" The female ghost was so frightened that she threw away her white robe.

As he ran, he shouted, "Look clearly, it's me." I'm not a female ghost! I'm sexy and charming, youthful and beautiful, and the universe is invincible Good morning Xia! ”

Phew, I guessed it was her!

"Good! Dare to scare us! Beat her up! Shi Zhenxian also got up from the ground. Since he is not a real female ghost, there is no need for him to continue pretending to be stunned.

He, Mikaka, and Qin Sijie formed a coalition of Xia Good Morning.

"Hey! I'm a girl! You even bully girls? Be careful of being called a scumbag! ”

"A scumbag is a scumbag. No matter! ”

Soon, the three of them surrounded Xia Good Morning in the corner. She was like a great enemy, and she knew that the offender was angry, so she quickly apologized: "Sorry." I'm just kidding. Don't take it seriously. ”

"Hey. We didn't take it seriously, either. It's just that my hands are itchy and I want to beat you. Mikaka clenched his small fists, ready to use violence.

"Mikaka. I thought you were a warm man, but I didn't expect you to be a scumbag who preyed on girls! Xia Zao said: "Wait and see, I will expose your true colors and tell all the girls in the school." ”

"Whatever you want. Who care。 I wasn't welcome either. ”

The hard one doesn't work, Xia Good Morning has to come to the soft one.

"Don't beat me. Wait a minute, I can help you catch ghosts. Beat me flat, who will help catch ghosts. ”

"Uh......" The three hesitated.

It seems to be such a reason.

"That's it. Wait a minute, you're in charge of ghost hunting. ”

"Peace of mind. What ghosts, legends, ghosts, demons, only the heron eagle is singing in the gloom! "Xia Good Morning is still in the mood to sing "Desert Camel", it seems that he is really confident in catching ghosts.

The three of them had no choice but to give up. In case Xia Good Morning is flattened, and the female ghost happens to appear, the three of them will also be finished.

That's it, just follow her now.

"But how are you going to catch ghosts?" Mikaka said, "Don't sell it. ”

Xia Zao morning proudly straightened her chest, "It's just a female ghost, I look at you scared." Let me tell you, I have a secret weapon. ”

The three of them hurriedly asked, "What is the secret weapon?" ”

Xia Zao'an pointed to the schoolbag in the corner of the wall and said, "It's in my schoolbag, it's a ghost-hunting artifact." I bought it from the Demon Spirit Prop House. It cost me a lot of money. ”

The more she said that, the more appetizing it became.

"Tell me what it is. Don't say it, hit you. ”

"Mikaka, when did you become so violent. Aren't you a good student? ”

"I've changed my mind, I want to be a flyer, a hooligan, I want to dye my hair, I get a tattoo, I smoke. So do you say it or not? ”

"I said." Xia Good morning began to feel that Mikaka was no longer a good boy.

It turns out that a person can really be bad. A pure and good boy like Mikaka is actually going to develop into a bad boy.

The role models and role models for young people no longer exist.

Xia Good Morning told the truth: "Actually, it's [Ten Thousand Trials and Ten Thousand Souls Mirror]!" As long as it is reflected in that mirror, no ghost can escape. ”

Mikaka said, "Stop talking so much nonsense. Let's take it out and open our eyes. ”

"What's in a hurry, it's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry. This kind of secret weapon must be taken out until a critical moment, so as to whet the appetite of readers and trick them into subscribing. ”

"No wonder you're so bad, your name is the same as the pen name of the author of the cheat."

"Aren't you afraid that the author will write you to death?" Good morning Xia threatens Mikaka instead of the author.

He obediently closed his mouth.

The so-called people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Mikaka, a scumbag, knows that the truth of dick silk to save his life is to talk less and be a low-key person.

In short, the four of them continued to wait.

It's been a long night. Half an hour has passed since 12 o'clock, and the female ghost has not yet appeared.

Maybe there are no ghosts at all.

Besides, how can there be a female ghost who spits silk. Don't you think this setting is too weird? The more they thought about it, the more vigilant they gradually relaxed.

Just gather around and eat potato chips while talking about the world.

As for female ghosts, love doesn't come.

It's coming, anyway, there is also an artifact of good morning summer. Whatever.

Xia Zao said while munching on potato chips, "Hey, you know what? I heard that this house is a murderous house. I've investigated, and the original owner of this house is called Shizuko Iyan, who used to be a popular singer. ”

"Shizuko Ihiko? I seem to have heard the name. Yes. I remember, my dad used to be super obsessed with her. Qin Sijie said.

Shi Zhenxian said: "Your father's favorite idol, then it must be an old aunt." ”

Mikaka asked, "What about her now?" Could it be that he is dead? Is that the female ghost her? ”

Xia Zao said: "Dead or not, I don't know." This Yi Yan Jingzi, when she was popular more than ten years ago, because she was too arrogant, she made some arrogant remarks and trampled on others, but she was hacked by the whole network and fell to the bottom all of a sudden. In a few years, she disappeared. Because she is no longer popular, not many people remember her when she disappeared. However, a murderer caught last year confessed that Shizuko Ihino was killed by him. However, the murderer refused to tell where the body was hidden. By the way, that murderer is quite famous, I heard that he killed a lot of people, and he is quite perverted. ”

Mikaka thought for a moment and said, "Is it the perverted murderer named Gao Chengyong?" ”

"Yes, that's right. That's him! ”

"I've heard my brother mention that this murderer was shot last year because of his misdeeds. Unexpectedly, Shizuko Iyan was killed by him. ”

"So." Shi Zhenxian's tone became very nervous, "Will Yi Yan Shizuko's body be hidden in this mansion?" ”

Xia Zao'an said: "The police also thought the same, so they came here last year to search, but they didn't find the body." Because the owner, that is, Qin Anbang, strongly opposed it, the large-scale search was over. Therefore, the whereabouts of Shizuko Iyan's body are still unknown. ”

Qin Sijie said: "No wonder my grandfather is willing to give such a big mansion to the people of Ulala. It turns out that this murderous house is so terrifying. ”

As they chatted, suddenly, "Jingle bells!" ”

The sudden sound of the mobile phone frightened the four of them almost on the spot.

It was Qin Sijie's mobile phone ringing.

Who called so late?

"It's not going to be midnight." Mikaka couldn't help but think of this old film.

Qin Sijie glanced at his phone tremblingly, and the screen showed that it was Ah Chun's call.

Pick it up.

"Auntie?"

"It's me. Nephews, you ...... You okay. ”

"It's fine. Why did you call all of a sudden. ”

"I just care about you. Since you're okay, I'm relieved. 88！ ”

The phone came in a hurry, and hung up in a hurry.

Confused the four of them. How did they know that Ah Chun saw the female ghost standing at the door, so he was uneasy, so he called to inquire about the situation.

Anyway, when did that female ghost appear?

I waited another half hour. The four of them finished eating a bag of potato chips, a bag of peanuts, and ordered a crayfish takeaway, but they didn't wait for the female ghost to appear. The only strange thing is that when the delivery man delivered the order to the door just now, he rode a small electric donkey and ran away frantically as if he was running for his life.

But when Mikaka looked back, he didn't find anything unusual.

Eat and drink to your heart's content. Shi Zhenxian patted his stomach and said, "I want to go to the toilet." ”

"Then you can go. Do you want to ask us about this? Good morning Xia complained.

Shi Zhenxian said: "I don't dare to go alone." It's not like you don't know that all ghost stories happen in the toilet. ”

It's also strange, why do ghosts like to hide in the toilet?

Could it be that they like to find death ()?

"Gongzi Qin, you go with me." Shi Zhenxian pulled Qin Sijie.

"Don't. It's called Mikaka. He's more suitable. Qin Sijie decisively threw the pot to Mikaka.

"Wait, what do you mean I'm more suitable?"

"In other words, you look like you're going to meet ghosts every minute. If Brother Shi goes with you, then the female ghost will definitely choose you, not him. ”

Shi Zhenxian patted his bald head, "Gongzi Qin, your analysis is so reasonable." I almost forgot that Mikaka's role is particularly suitable for a famous quote. ”

"What a quote." Mikaka always felt that there was nothing good to say.

Sure enough, Shi Zhenxian stood between him and Qin Sijie and said, "Your motto is, if you are a threesome, there will be my corpse." ”

"What's that?" Mikaka didn't understand at first.

Until Qin Sijie explained, "It's not the master's division, but the corpse of the corpse." To put it simply, the three of us, you must die first. ”

"Get out!" Mikaka was furious. "How to speak! Am I that unlucky? ”

"Uh-huh." Shi Zhenxian, Qin Sijie, and Xia Zao'an nodded their heads surprisingly neatly.

It seems that there is a consensus on Mikaka's unlucky attributes.

I said. Brother Shi, if you don't go to the toilet again, you're going to pull it out. ”

"Then you can come with me."

"I don't want to pull again! Why do you want me to go with you? ”

"I'm scared alone. I want to find a substitute for the dead. ”

"That's what you really think!"

It's really unfortunate to make this kind of friend. Mikaka thought of an idea, simply took an empty mineral water bottle, handed it to him, "You can pull inside." ”

"But, I'm driving big."

"Uh...... Then go to the yard and pull it. Mikaka gestured to the flowers in the courtyard outside the house.

"It's not good to defecate in the open like this."

"Then if you dare to go to the toilet, you can go."

Shi Zhenxian pondered for a moment and said, "Then I'll go to the yard to pull it." The right to fertilize the flowers and plants. Who's going to accompany me. ”

Since he didn't go to the toilet, he was outside the house, and there was a light shining, Qin Sijie was also bold and said, "Then I'll pull it too." At least have a companion. Don't panic. ”

So, the two came to the courtyard outside the house, facing the living room. They picked a bush of flowers and planted them with beautiful roses.

Just enough to cover up what is convenient for them.

Suddenly, Shi Zhenxian remembered something, "You guys are in the house, don't peek at us!" ”

"you." Mikaka scolded from the living room, "Who has the leisure mood to watch you pull Xiang!" ”

"Then how do I know if you have that hobby?"

"Rest assured. My hobby is pure! ”

Who's who, really. Mikaka couldn't help but laugh.

Just as he was about to tear away a wry smile, he was suddenly stunned.

Wait, he seemed to see Shi Zhenxian's back just now......

No way? A layer of cold sweat floated up Mikaka's back. A chill gripped him. Although it was only a quick glance, he seemed to see a white shadow flashing behind Shi Zhenxian......

Could it be a mistake?

Thinking so in his heart, he turned his head again to look at it. That's how people like to die.

However, when Mikaka looked at it with trepidation, the white shadow was gone. As if it was just his eyes.

Perhaps, it's really dazzling. Mikaka had a false alarm, and he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Damn, this place is weird.

Hopefully tomorrow's sunrise will come sooner! I don't want this to be a ghost story! This is the cry in Mikaka's heart.

As for Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, the two of them turned to the back of the flowers, and they were just about to untie their pants. Qin Sijie suddenly said, "Oh no, I forgot to bring toilet paper." ”

"Don't panic." Shi Zhenxian had an idea, "We have this thing." ”

He pulled a stack of charms out of his pocket.

Qin Sijie said: "Isn't that used to subdue ghosts?" What a waste it is to use as a toilet paper. ”

Shi Zhenxian said: "Then you are willing to pick it with your hands." ”

"Then I'll use this anyway."

Among hand picking and charms, Qin Sijie of course chose the latter.

"Wow! Comfortable! Shi Zhenxian said happily.

A foul stench filled the air.

Qin Sijie was about to be smoked to death, covering his nose, "It stinks!" Brother Shi, your name is not wrong! You're pulling like a gas bomb. ”

"Could it be that your Xiang is fragrant?!"

"At least it doesn't stink as much as you."

Qin Sijie was very disgusted with him, so he simply moved away a little. It is a little less smelly.

"Snort. Something is wrong with the rich son. Shi Zhenxian didn't bother to pay attention to him, and hummed a little song while pulling.

This hobby, Mikaka is not appreciated.

He and Xia Zao'an sat in the living room, one nervous and the other bored, in stark contrast.

Two people outside the house. As soon as he was halfway through, Shi Zhenxian suddenly felt a chill on his buttocks, as if a hand was touching his PP.

Shi Zhenxian scolded, "Gongzi Qin, you are a pervert. Don't sexually harass me. Why are you touching me? ”

Qin Gongzi over there also scolded, "You are sick." How did I harass you. Am I a long-handed monster! ”

Roaring, Qin Sijie is so far away, how can he touch him?

Awakening to this, Shi Zhenxian was instantly covered with fear, his chrysanthemum shrank, and his body was so stiff that he couldn't even tremble. It's not Qin Sijie touching him, who is it!

A great sense of dread rose from within him. He thought of something terrifying. Do you still need to ask? Of course it's a ghost!

I'm dripping God! Shi Zhenxian gritted his teeth and glanced behind him tremblingly.

No matter how scared you are, satisfy your curiosity. Human beings are often so ambivalent.

I had expected a female ghost to hide behind me, but ...... Nothing.

There is only one indescribable thing on the ground.

Call. Shi Zhenxian breathed a long sigh of relief. A cold sweat slipped down his forehead.

No matter, hurry up and leave. He didn't dare to linger anymore, and was trying to wipe his ass clean.

Unexpectedly-

Suddenly, a cold hand touched his heel. This time, the feeling was very strong. The real one is not like an illusion.

Someone was clearly grabbing his ankle!

Depend on! Shi Zhenxian scolded in his heart, and he reflexively looked down.

I saw a pale hand and a face as white as paper, which rushed into my eyes.

The face smiled miserably at him.

"Huh." Shi Zhenxian seemed to laugh and cry, and the expression on his face was distorted to be exaggerated and funny.

And then—

"Wow!" He erupted in a deafening scream.

I didn't even pull my pants, and I jumped up without wiping my buttocks.

Shouting, "There has been!" Appeared! There are ghosts! ”

The scene was lifeless, like a powder keg that was ignited and exploded in an instant.

As soon as Qin Sijie over there saw it, he was suddenly distracted.

He and the female ghost's face looked at each other.

"Holy! The ghost is coming! Qin Sijie lifted his pants and wanted to escape, but without thinking, a hand came out of the ground and grabbed his heel as well.

He lost his balance and fell to the ground with a puff, his face going to flatten.

"Woohoo! Hurt! Help me. Qin Sijie was in tears.

As for Shi Zhenxian, seeing that he couldn't break free, he suddenly remembered the spell in his hand that he hadn't had time to wipe, "Phew! What we flee from, extinguish it with a charm. ”

It was too late, it was too soon, and he snapped a charm on the forehead of the female ghost.

The female ghost let go of her hand. In a state of being fixed.

"Haha! I didn't expect it to be so easy for me. ”

"Brother Shi, awesome!" Qin Sijie also ran over and gave him a thumbs up.

"What to do with this ghost?"

"Fry in the pan! Let's fry it! ”

"Hey, hey."

As if in response to them, the female ghost let out a wicked grin, and let out a breath from her mouth, and blew the useless charm away.

The two were dumbfounded.

Qin Sijie scolded, "Brother Shi, where did you buy this broken charm?" It's useless! ”

"I bought it online."

Qin Sijie picked up the charm and looked at it, almost wanted to curse, the words written on this charm turned out to be Wishing you prosperity?

Exo Me？！ That's it?

I fell!

"Wow! Run! Shi Zhenxian pulled Qin Sijie and ran wildly all the way.

However, the female ghost's hand grabbed their necks......

"Brother Ka, Sister An, help!"

Hearing their cries for help, Mikaka and Xia Good Morning jumped out of the house.

saw a female ghost standing behind Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, wrapping around their necks.

Mikaka and Xia Zao Morning jumped back into the house and stood far away.

When the female ghost really appears, say not afraid, it's all fake.

I saw that the female ghost had long black hair, was dressed in white, and wore a pair of bright red high heels, which was exactly the same as the female ghost in the movie. Why do female ghosts look like this, uncreative?

Hey, do you want a female ghost wearing a sexy bikini and shouting at you?!

Mikaka hid behind Xia Zao'an and pushed her, "The ghost is coming, why don't you hurry up?" ”

After a brief period of shock, Xia Zao quickly regained his composure.

After all, she is a well-informed cat boss, a mere female ghost, can she scare her?

She pointed over there and scolded angrily: "Hmph, you really appeared." Shizuko Izumi! See that I don't kill you. ”

Then she said to Mikaka, "Go and get my bag." ”

"Due to the timing of the show, I have prepared in advance." Mikaka shoved her bag into her arms and kicked her ass, "Go out and hunt ghosts!" ”

"Meow, Mikaka, you've learned to use others as cannon fodder."

"It's called a cure for a long illness." Mikaka didn't care if he used the idiom correctly or not, anyway, he didn't have anything to do this time.

Ah, I didn't expect so many episodes to fade, and finally there is an episode where you don't have to be cannon fodder. Mikaka is also full of emotion about this.