The truth is tortured
Can you see it so dark?
Blowing Snow quickly brushed her face away, as strong as she also knew to be ashamed.
Tang San's side is not over yet! He continued to give instructions to the old man: "Give me a slap!" Slap hard! β
I saw the old man stretch out his hand and slap it towards his mouth. Then the other hand immediately fanned out, and then another slap followed-
"Bang bang." towards his own mouth, he kept clapping his mouth.
In the dark basement, a series of "popping" slapping sounds suddenly echoed.
This scene completely shocked the two weirdos, and the rectangular head couldn't help but exclaim, "How did you do it?" What did you do with it? How the hell do you do that? β
Tang San smiled: "The poor monk is a man who wants to become a martial arts tyrant, if he can't even do this little thing, what kind of martial arts tyrant will he be?" β
Good guy, this declaration is a little too domineering, the tyrant of martial arts?
Or is this little thing? Cultivating a person to be obedient like a dog without doing anything is still called a trifle?
You're pretending to be a big deal, aren't you?!
How can a rectangular head believe it? Looking at the old man on the ground who kept slapping his mouth, his eyes were shocked in addition to shock.
"You...... What hex did you use on him? Why does he listen to you for everything, and he will do whatever you ask him to do! β
Tang San laughed: "You want to know?" β
The two weirdos widened their eyes and nodded vigorously: "Yes!" Think! β
Tang San turned around and replied with a smile: "Then think about it!" β
"Huh? The two weirdos were stunned: What do you mean? Trick your grandfather into play! β
The two weirdos were angry and blushed, and they stretched out their hands, eager to strangle the bald head from behind.
But they can't really do it, who let their plan not be completed.
"I see!" Blowing Snow exclaimed, "It's hard...... Could it be a brainwave controller?! β
The black line on Tang San's face: "Isn't this nonsense?" The poor monk said at the beginning that it was a brainwave controller, and you didn't react until now? Your brain is squirming a little slower! β
At this time, he didn't care if the other party was scolding himself, so he continued to ask with a surprised face: "What's going on with the bald brother?" How do you get a brainwave controller on your head? β
Tang San smiled, turned his head to look at Tang San and replied, "Then where do you think the poor monk went during that time just now?" β
Fuyuki opened her mouth wide and replied suspiciously: "Could it be...... You're going back again? β
"It doesn't have to be! The poor monk thought about it, how could such a lawless and commanding treasure who dared to disobey the world just let it go? If you don't take the loot away, how can you be worthy of the defeat of your own men? You're right! β
"So you got it back from Big Bunny's room!"
Tang San smiled: "Of course, the poor monk originally wanted to bring the lights on the entire roof, but with so many things in trouble, he chose the most beautiful one to collect." On the way back, I also met a kind big brother who helped me make this hat that would automatically glow. β
"Wow! That big brother is simply a fairy. Look at my lamp, you can shine yourself - hang it or not? Hang or not?! β
The two weirdos next to him were speechless when they listened, wasn't it just a broken headlamp? Hang a fart, ten dollars a stall.
Tang San glanced at the two of them: "What do you know?" With this baby, hum, the poor monk is not to say that he is the tyrant of the martial arts, even the entire human race is afraid that he will have to listen to the command of my poor monk in the future, woohoo hahahahahaha β
Think about it, with this brainwave controller, even the emperor has to listen to him, who dares to disobey and who dares to disobey? took the lamp and shone it on him, and immediately obediently obeyed,
Such a treasure that destroys the world and the earth, I am afraid that even the Jade Emperor is beyond the reach of the dust.
Do you think, with this baby, won't she Tang San just walk sideways in the world in the future, who would dare to stop him? Who would dare to rebel against him? All have to listen to him, all have to be controlled by him!
Not to mention martial arts, the entire human race has to bow down to her, and a new human king was accidentally born!
Wahahaha
This baby who fell from the sky, this sudden huge sense of accomplishment, simply made his scalp bald and numb
From a commoner to a "king of mankind", this span, this contrast, apart from her Tang San, who else in the yang world can have such psychological endurance?
I'm afraid that I will be shocked to death on the spot!
Including the old man, several people present looked at Tang San in a daze, under the headlamp, he laughed madly, thrillingly, and his face was full of sweat, which really made the people next to him worry about whether he would die of laughing like this.
But suddenly, the laughter stopped, Tang San shook his bald head, and heavy sweat slapped on the faces of the two weirdos, startling them!
The radiant Tang San, pointing at the old man, commanded loudly: "Who are you?" What do you want to do? Recruit this king from the truth! β
This is all claiming to be the king?
Under the reflection of the brainwave controller, the old man's eyes stared directly at the light, as if he had been brainwashed to accept the command, sat up straight and closed his mouth, and immediately began to answer.
My name is Ah San, 68 years old this year, gender, male and female, very wide range of interests, Lori Royal Sister Tablet, I can be. Since I was a child, I have had a wish, that is, to catch all the women in the world.
I have it in my pocket, but I have only done it until now............
"Okay, okay, you stop me!" Tang Sansan didn't expect this old man Nima to be so wordy, it was even more nonsense than him.
"To the poor monk, what did you want to do with the blowing snow just now? Pick and choose the key points! β
"Play."
"Play? It's gone??? "It's succinct.
But in general, you can understand his thoughts through this one word.
Good you bad old man, you can't see it!
"Then the poor monk asks you again, how did you climb to the roof just now? What kind of kung fu are you playing? Give the poor monk another light. β
According to Tang San's question, he didn't know that he had to ask about the Year of the Monkey and Ma Yue.
Blowing Snow couldn't wait any longer, so he stepped forward and pointed directly at the old man: "Where is Sun Monkey?" β
The old man gave her a blank look: "Who are you?" Why am I telling you? β
Heh, this brainwave controller still depends on the owner's? Except for Tang San, no one else can?
"Okay, you dead old man, you will answer what she asks you! What's so much going on? β
"Okay, I'll say I'll say!" As if receiving an order, the old man struck a wit, was stunned for two seconds, and then tilted his head and repliedβ
"I forgot...... Who is Sun Monkey Monkey? β
This Nima, Tang San and Chuixue are about to scold: "Are you telling the truth or a lie?" You forgot, and still take them down? β
Tang San stretched out two fingers and pointed directly at the old man, and ordered loudlyββ
"Think to the poor monk! I want to hollow out my head! Scan your brains, intestines, and stomach! I have to think of the poor monk when I search the bottom of the world! Otherwise, you want to look good! β