Chapter 267: The unity of man and horse
"I'm rubbing, this is going to me! There are so many demons and monsters in the whole hall, why are you staring at me. Barry thought indignantly in his heart, and he wanted to beat up this guy who found fault.
Maybe seeing that Barry didn't reply for a long time, the announcer asked again: "If you have any opinions or suggestions, the guests can put them forward, and it is your criticism that can make our circus see ourselves clearly and make better progress." β
I have to say that this announcer is very good at talking, and he seems to be saying something like Barry, and he really has a feeling of looking down on people.
After he finished speaking, he also pulled out the performers who had just performed the circus, and by the way, the horse came out together.
They stood quietly on the stage, as if to listen to Barry's opinion.
Barry didn't watch the show just now, and he couldn't recall it if he wanted to comment at this time, so he could only say a little clichΓ©.
"The performance just now was great, very exciting, I was really excited to watch it, especially the tacit understanding between man and horse, which is almost reaching the realm of unity between man and horse."
"I've never seen such a good show..."
Sure enough, people were forced to do everything in a hurry, and Barry was stared at by hundreds of pairs of eyes, and the routine of praising the circus simply came out of his mouth.
In the end, he also slapped twice, saying that it was a round of applause for the performance.
No matter how pediatric and kindergarten-level the performance just now is in Barry's eyes, but after watching other people's free performances, I still have to say something good.
After all, Barry doesn't want to clash with each other here, and it feels worth it to be able to use two kind words to avoid a fight and ease the atmosphere.
But things turned out in a way that Barry didn't expect.
After Barry had finished speaking, the announcer said to the circus performer, "Although the guests have praised you, they have also pointed out your shortcomings. β
"Although your performance is good, it still hasn't reached the point of unity, so you still have a lot of room for improvement."
Everything was normal up here, but then things got really weird.
The performer looked at Barry and said slowly, "The guest's suggestion made me pause, and I'll put on a show for the guest once I'm done." β
Barry was still wondering how he casually said that "people and horses are one" could be understood so quickly.
"Since your comprehension is so high, it's a shame to perform a circus here, it's not good for you to practice swordsmanship, just practice human sword integration and become a kendo master."
Just as Barry was complaining about the other party, the stage changed again.
The performer waved his hand violently, directly cut off the head of the BMW under his crotch, and then put his hands on his head to rip off his own head.
When this performer, holding his head with his headless corpse and mounting it on the corpse of the headless horse, then a fresh "human-horse unity" is baked.
"Are you Timo teasing me, this Nima is called the unity of man and horse?"
"I was lonely before, but I know that I have gained knowledge today."
Barry now has nothing to spit out and can only curse in his heart.
"It's a good thing I didn't say "waist and horse unity" just now, otherwise I really don't know what weird picture you're going to give me. β
The thought of that eerie image made Barry want to vomit in his heart, and he couldn't bear to look at it or fantasize about it.
Looking at the strange species on the stage, Barry looked at Little Red Riding Hood on the side, he was really afraid that Little Red Riding Hood would be scared out of this guy.
However, Barry is completely unfounded, Little Red Riding Hood did not show anything unusual, maybe she has already had the consciousness of facing corpses and blood.
So after the initial shock, she quickly eased up, and fearing that this was a sign of the other party's move, she deliberately took out her sword and made a defensive gesture.
But the other party didn't seem to have any intention of going to war, and after the performer changed his head to the horse and performed a "man and horse as one", he fell silent.
Soon after, the performer, who was probably familiar with the horse's body and had regained his vital features, spoke again: "Now I will give a more wonderful circus performance to the distinguished guests." β
Barry didn't know how the man had come back to life after his decapitation and his transfer to the horse, but now it was clear that the other man had not only survived, but also lived very well.
This strange monster combined his body on the stage with the severed horse's head, and soon a monster with a horse's head and a human body appeared on the stage again.
This technique of changing heads at will and resurrecting after death almost made Barry think that he had come to the world of chatting, don't care if he can fight or not, there are so many bells and whistles.
The monster of the god of remy horse and the monster of the body of the horse began to perform circus performances again, but this time the circus performance was much more exciting.
The monster in the body of a RΓ©my Martin does not run blindly on the stage, but constantly performs as he runs, not only walking the tango steps, dancing the ballet, but occasionally performing a difficult backflip.
And the horse-headed man was not to be outdone, not only cooperating with the performance of the remy horse, but also jumping down and dancing with it from time to time, showing the dance posture of ecstasy.
If it weren't for the fact that these two guys looked very weird, Barry could have at least taken a circus show with this show.
When the horse-headed man jumped high into the sky, the remy horse also knelt on the ground at the same time, and then suddenly raised his head, and came to a flying head technique, and the direction in which the head flew was the position of the horse-headed man.
The horse-headed man swapped his head in the air and became the first performer, and finally when the performer fell, he casually attached the horse's head to the horse, and a normal horse reappeared on the stage.
Watching the performer and the horse bend over for a curtain call, Barry just wanted to ask, are you all Lego bricks?
You can also splice how you want.
One will be a man, one will be a horse, one will be a horse head man, one will be a remy horse.
You guys are really showing!
However, he was worried that he would be asked again, so Barry slapped very hard this time, and let out a lot of cheers and cheers.
The announcer, who had been hidden behind the scenes, reappeared, and then he pointed to Barry's location, and Barry was thinking about slipping away.
But man could never move faster than the speed of light, and he was once again exposed to the light.
This time, however, the announcer did not ask him a question, but said in a tone of praise: "Thank you to this distinguished guest, it is his advice that allowed us to enjoy the perfect performance just now, and let us applaud him." β
With a burst of howls and screams, the monsters praised Barry, and then the announcer began to say, "We were amazed by the circus just now, but the next performance is more exciting and shocking." β
"Next up is the animal taming show, with our animal trainers and ferocious... Monster. β