Chapter 335: The Toad's Routine

Shui Huo Toad's ugly face was full of disappointment, he was very confused in the past, and his only ideal was to eat the peach of Tiangong, and he felt that he was satisfied if he could taste the taste of the peach. Knowing that Sun Wukong was named the Monkey King, he found that monsters can also go to heaven to be officials, and suddenly felt that with hope, the toad's goal should also be a little bigger, and he can die in heaven without regrets.

As a toad with ideals and pursuits, since he got acquainted with the crazy second master of the Monkey King, the Monkey King, Shui Huo Toad feels that a beautiful career is beckoning, and he is about to become the most handsome and most prestigious toad in history, a toad who is an official in heaven, become an official generation, win Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of toad life......

It is impossible for the toad to eat swan meat, not to mention that the water and fire toad still wants to go to heaven to be an official, and the great ideal is often shattered by the cruel reality, and the water and fire toad has come to a fork in the road in life. His eyes were red, and his face was distorted and he shouted: "Impossible, how can an official as big as Monkey King be willing to leave the Heavenly Court Nether, you must be lying to me." ”

The Jiao Demon King shouted: "Ice and fire, this king cultivated to Taiyi Sanxian many years ago, but he never thought of going to heaven to be an official, you just want to go to heaven for a second-order cultivation, it's just a toad who wants to eat swan meat." ”

The water and fire toad howled and cried, "Why can't toads eat swans? It is said that the toad wants to eat the swan is wishful thinking, I eat one during the day and one at night, burn one and stew one and cook one, and the swan has long been tired of eating. I'm just a toad, but since I can eat a swan, I can naturally eat a peach, and sooner or later I will go to heaven to be an official. ”

The Jiao Demon King was dumbfounded, and he didn't know how to answer his little brother for a while, he said that the toad wanted to eat swan meat, and the water and fire toad had indeed eaten swans, how could he explain this? Seeing the heartbroken appearance of the water and fire toad, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear it, but he was actually afraid that he would learn the trick of water and fire, so he said pretendedly: "Brother Bing Huo has a point, what is the difference between no ideal and a salted fish?" Although I can't let you go to heaven for the time being, I have always kept the peach for you! ”

The water and fire toad took the peach from Lu Xiaofeng's hand, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Who said that the toad can't eat the peach, I will eat the peach now, I will eat it for you." After speaking, he opened his mouth and swallowed it, some similar to Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, the whole peach was swallowed by him, and he didn't taste anything at all.

After eating, he smacked his lips, and the water and fire toad glanced at the Jiao Demon King who was savoring the taste of the peach, and said with a sloppy eye: "King, what does the peach taste like?" ”

The Jiao Demon King glared at the water and fire toad fiercely: "Lao Tzu hasn't eaten a single peach, you have already eaten one, now ask me what the peach tastes like?" ”

The water and fire toad swallowed his saliva and said: "I accidentally swallowed it just now, I really didn't try what the peach tastes like, you still have one left, the king, why don't you let me taste it?" ”

"Get out, don't get out of here, Lao Tzu will kick you out."

The Jiao Demon King did not hesitate to refuse the request of the water and fire toad, the more this peach tastes better, and after eating it, the aura is abundant, and he feels a hot breath rushing from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, which makes him have the long-lost idea of wanting to communicate with the mother Jiao. Such a superb heaven and earth spiritual creature can not only increase his strength but also have such a beautiful effect, he can't wait for a few more peaches, where is he willing to let one out.

Shui Huo Toad looked aggrieved, and walked towards the outside of the Crystal Palace stupidly, this time it was Lu Xiaofeng's turn to be dumbfounded, did this ugly thing forget something? After an NPC posts a quest to find an item, the player simply hands in the quest item, and the NPC will generally praise it and then distribute the promised benefits to the player on the spot.

Lu Xiaofeng had a big battle with the water and fire toad, the handsome guy and the ugly toad didn't know each other, and the water and fire toad issued a task on the spot, as long as he found a peach that ripened once in three thousand years, he would pass on his trick of water and fire. Finally brought the peach to the world, this thing ate the task items on the spot, and now there is no mention of completing the task, this is to be a lai!

As a player full of positive energy, Lu Xiaofeng absolutely couldn't tolerate Lao Lai, and his first reaction was to beat this ugly toad on the spot until his ugly face was beautiful. Not only that, but after beating it, you have to ask this ugly toad to hand over the main exercises, although this thing is ugly and not famous, but the trick of water and fire is a genuine good thing.

In the end, Lu Xiaofeng gave up this plan, being ugly also has human rights, as a peace-loving player, there is no need to be like an ugly toad. The main reason is that through observation, he found that although this toad is not famous, the Jiao Demon King attaches great importance to it, from the fact that he dared to ask the Jiao Demon King for a peach just now, and the Jiao Demon King also understated it with a brushstroke.

Only a mere second-order strength can make the Great Sage Jiao Demon King of the Sea look at him differently, and even treat him like a junior, it is definitely not something that can be done by being ugly. After thinking about this, Lu Xiaofeng was unwilling to destroy the friendly relationship established with the Water Fire Toad, so he left the Crystal Palace after saying goodbye to the Jiao Demon King, and followed closely behind the Water Fire Toad.

The tears of grievance of the water and fire toad continued to flow, crying all the way and running all the way, and it was impossible to tell whether it was seawater or tears on his face, which was salty anyway. Finally, he stopped sobbing, saw Lu Xiaofeng following behind him, and sobbed: "It's still my brother who treats me well, sometimes I feel that life is boring, it's better to die." ”

"Even if you want to die, you have to pass on the exercises to me first, don't think that you can be a liar if you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, and you can not pay back the debts owed to others." Lu Xiaofeng slandered in his heart, and then said hypocritically: "Of course I have to follow the eldest brother, otherwise I am afraid that the eldest brother will forget some things." ”

The water and fire toad said with a confused face: "What did I forget?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng smiled shyly: "At the beginning, under the witness of the Chaos God, the eldest brother issued a task for me to find the peach, and said that if I found the peach, he would pass on the recipe of fire and water, and the eldest brother forgot to teach me." Actually, it doesn't matter if I learn the exercises or not, but the task is witnessed by the Chaos God, and I'm afraid that Big Brother you will be punished by the Chaos God if you don't fulfill the task. ”

The water and fire toad's already bulging eyes became even more prominent, and he stared directly at Lu Xiaofeng and said, "Are you really worried that I will be punished by the Chaos God or are you afraid that I won't teach you the exercises, to be honest." ”

Lu Xiaofeng patted his chest and said: "I touched my left atrium and swore that I don't care if I can learn the exercises, but I'm worried that a handsome and talented toad like you, big brother, will be punished, where will so many toad beauties look for Ruyi Langjun in the future?" ”

Shui Huo Toad looked up at the blue sea with a melancholy face, two bubbles popped out of his nostrils, and said sadly: "I used to be obsessed with the delicate body of a toad beauty, and then I gradually understood that Gentle Township is a hero's mound, and no matter how beautiful the toad is, it is just a pink skeleton, and finally turned into a pile of compost." So I started to cultivate, I don't want to be a toad that eats swans, I want to be a toad that eats peaches, I want to go to heaven and be an official and live with heaven and earth, the sun and the moon shine. ”

"I used to think that all this was unrealistic, and I was almost desperate, but Monkey King and Brother Xian gave me hope. Since you appeared, I have had two wishes, one is to taste the heavenly peach, and the other is to follow the Monkey King to heaven as an official, and now my hope is completely shattered. Brother Xian's kindness is my brother's heart, you don't have to worry about me being punished by the Chaos God, it's not interesting to live, just let the Chaos God send down the heavenly punishment to make me ruined! ”

Lu Xiaofeng was really not sure if he really wanted to die of this product, so he said weakly: "Big brother, don't be so pessimistic, although you can't go to heaven to be an official, but you have already eaten the peach just now, right?" You don't believe that you can run the exercises, after eating the peach, the spiritual power is sufficient, and the cultivation strength can be greatly improved. ”

The water and fire toad sighed and said: "Brother Xian is a reasonable person, you might as well think about it carefully, just like I was messing with the female toad, she opened her lower limbs and waited in the mud pit, and I was over before I got on my stomach, so what else did it feel like?" I haven't tasted it carefully, and I swallowed it with excitement, how do you know what the peach tastes like? ”

"Are you sure you're really not a scoundrel? The parable is so plausible that I am speechless. Lu Xiaofeng complained frantically in his heart, there were still many peaches in the mustard seed bag in Sumeru, and he didn't mind giving the ugly toad another one for the sake of water and fire, but the ugly toad gave him a feeling of being a laid-back, and he didn't want to be blackmailed.

Shui Huo Toad saw Lu Xiaofeng's hesitation, and his eyes suddenly brightened: "If Brother Xian still has a peach, you might as well give me another one for me to taste carefully, of course, I can't let Brother Xian suffer." The last time I fought with Brother Xian, some vague things in my inheritance suddenly became clear, as if I had suddenly opened my mind, for example, there was a secret in the exercises I inherited, and I could tell Brother Xian. ”

This time, Lu Xiaofeng believed it, what a simple and cute ugly toad he was in the last battle, how long did it take to become an old man, and it was completely reasonable to suddenly open his mind. He suddenly had a thought, the water and fire toad did not give the task reward on the spot, could it be that the task reward increased and the difficulty increased significantly?

"Since the eldest brother is so obsessed with the peach, the younger brother can only endure the pain and cut his love, this is really the last one."

The water and fire toad stretched out its claws full of pimples, held the peach in its mouth with its two paws, stretched out its slender tongue and licked it first, and then ate it carefully. This product learned the lesson of last time, this time it was really slow, and every time it was licked off a little bit with the burr on its tongue, and it ate for an hour.

Lu Xiaofeng was busy rushing back to the Netherworld Blood Sea, the friction of the toad made him hate itchy, and finally saw that the toad swallowed the peach pit into his stomach, and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "The eldest brother is talented, the ancestor must have some great merits, the younger brother listens." ”

The water fire toad patted his chest, took a long breath and said, "What are you doing in a hurry, so that I choked on the peach pit and almost couldn't speak." ”

"Choke to death you ugly old man." Lu Xiaofeng was slandered in his heart, but said with a smile on his face: "But the little brother is anxious, and the elder brother should not be like me." ”

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