Chapter 303: Too Old

The young man who beat the chicken blood really didn't lose the title given by Tian Xiaoqi, wielding a big knife twice as big as his body, pointing and chopping, even if the captain didn't point it, he couldn't cut it wrong. The excitement was the same as that of a low-level summoned beast that was accidentally released.

When I saw the two people who had been beaten, I cut them to death, and when I encountered a hard stubble, I ran back, without any tactics and no reason, but I also had a pack of joy to play. At first, the captain tried to command, but the shouting voice was dumb, as if they hadn't heard it, and finally the captain gave up, and could only watch the happiness of these two fools......

The captain rolled his eyes, "You say...... Do their parents regret giving birth to them after seeing them like this? ”

Tian Xiaoqi made a sneering expression: "Then you have to be steady, your mother has regrets after giving birth to you!" ”

The captain glared angrily, "Joke, my mother gave birth to me, don't mention how happy she is, how can you regret it!" ”

Gu Xiaoyou followed up and added, "If you don't say that mother's love is great, as long as it is born by yourself, you won't dislike anything fragrant or smelly." ”

As soon as Tian Xiaoqi and Gu Xiaoyou opened their mouths, the captain knew that these two people had a strong mouth, and with an angry expression, they brandished a big knife and joined the camp of the two bear children, not to mention it...... It's really no different from those two......

The design of this game is very simple.,It's the most rudimentary character confrontation mode.,But the characters and scenery are particularly cute and decompressive.,Whether it's attacking or casting spells, there's a sense of teasing.。

Tian Xiaoqi and Gu Xiaoyou are both auxiliaries, so they paddled very calmly, since they don't have to make a move, let's chat.

Gu Xiaoyou: How is that old man in your family? When will you die!

Tian Xiaoqi paused slightly, and with a turn of his eyes, he knew that Gu Xiaoyou was in bad water again, "It's still up, but it's almost ......."

The two bear children didn't take the words of the two seriously, and continued to kill a pack of joy, but the captain stopped his movements, "The old man you are talking about is your grandfather?" ”

Gu Xiaoyou said indifferently, "No, it's her husband!" ”

The captain was stupid: "Husband? Are you married? ”

"yes, I've been married for two years." Tian Xiaoqi pouted and said.

"That'...... How old are you? The captain couldn't help but ask.

"Me? The eighteen-knot marriage is now twenty! Tian Xiaoqi said casually.

The captain was silent for a moment, "Then how old is your old man?" ”

"It's over seventy!"

"It's over seventy!" Tian Xiaoqi and Gu Xiaoyou said in unison, and after finishing speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled, this tacit understanding!

"Oh my God! How did you marry an old man who was dying! "The captain is stupid.

"Do you still need to ask, can I marry an old man at a young age for love? Naturally, it's for his family's property! Tian Xiaoqi said irresponsibly.

"Are you crazy?" The captain's three views have been hit like never before.

"Wouldn't it be good to boil him to death for a few years, and then use that money to raise a bunch of small fresh meat after inheriting the family property?" Tian Xiaoqi said with a smile.

The captain was dumbfounded for a long time, "That's ...... Can the position of Xiao Xianrou be counted as one of me? ”

"Can't!"

"Can't!" Tian Xiaoqi and Gu Xiaoyou said in unison again.

"Why? I'm telling you I'm handsome! The captain almost swore to heaven and earth.

"It's not okay to be handsome, you're too old!" Gu Xiaoyou said disgustedly.

"Am I old? You say I'm old? "It's as if the captain had heard the most ridiculous joke of all time.

"It's not certain when you rely on the old man to die, aren't you old when the time comes." Tian Xiaoqi sent a row of disgusted expressions.

"Then I won't be old!" The captain said unconvinced.

"And how old are you?" Gu Xiaoyou asked.

"Fifteen!" The captain said proudly.

"The old man is well maintained, it's no problem to live for another ten years, and you will be twenty-five in ten years, who is old if you are not old!"

"Twenty-five is still old? You are crazy? The captain made an angry expression.

"Lao Tzu has suffered so many grievances, and when he has money, he must be a minor to find Xiao Xianrou! So...... Do you think you're too old by then? ”

"it!" The captain almost jumped to his feet, but he felt that what Tian Xiaoqi said was right. Just when she was silent, Tian Xiaoqi and Gu Xiaoyou suddenly swiped the screen with laughing expressions, and the captain was stupid for a long time, and finally realized that he had been tricked.

Just when the captain was annoyed and Tian Xiaoqi and Gu Xiaoyou burst into laughter, there was suddenly one more person in the team channel.

"Why did you two get here?"

The three of them couldn't help but be stunned, and hurriedly looked at the team channel, and the name of the person who spoke turned out to be "GM1"

"What is this?" Gu Xiaoyou's eyes widened in surprise.

"it!" The captain was shocked: "This is GM or TM is number one!" "You know, as long as GM1 comes along, that's when the big prize will be announced." GM1 adult! Please give me a mythical beast! ”

Tian Xiaoqi was surprised: "What is this thing for?" Saying that, she also followed the local custom and sent a pleading expression: "Lord GM1! Please give me a handsome guy! ”

"I, me, me! GM1 adult! Please give me a ...... Give me a ...... What do I want......" Gu Xiaoyou looked entangled.

"You two shut up!" GM1 yelled, and then a video connection popped up on Tian Xiaoqi's computer, Tian Xiaoqi raised his eyebrows to open the video, and his handsome face appeared in the small video screen.

"Do you two still have a little humanity, even the child is lied, what if that child is taken by you!"

Gu Xiaoyou suddenly leaned over, "!" Is this the milk god in Wonderland so handsome that it falls off the scum? ”

"Milk God?" Tian Xiaoqi couldn't help but turn his head to look at Gu Xiaoyou.

Gu Xiaoyou looked confused: "Yes, milk god, what's wrong?" ”

Tian Xiaoqi pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly, and then turned his head, "It's nothing." ”

is so handsome that he naturally heard Gu Xiaoyou's name, he has protested many times, but fans have no choice but to call him that. "Don't try to change the subject, say! Why are you here? ”

Tian Xiaoqi's eyes flashed slightly, "I'm in a bad mood, come out and slip!" ”

He was so handsome that he just wanted to scold, but he couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Tian Xiaoqi say this, and when he spoke again, his tone eased a lot, "I'm in a bad mood...... You shouldn't be teaching children what you shouldn't have! ”

Tian Xiaoqi subconsciously looked at Gu Xiaoyou...... This time it wasn't her choice......

Gu Xiaoyou glared fiercely, "Look at what I'm doing, I didn't let you say that much!" ”

"Gotta get it! Don't blame each other! "Handsome to the scum rolled his eyes" Don't you just want to find a game that doesn't show your face, I'll recommend one to you! ”

Tian Xiaoqi couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he heard this, but before he could say anything, Gu Xiaoyou interrupted the two, "Let's get the adventure in love first!" ”