The whole network is tear-jerking

"Hahaha, this big talk about Journey to the West is so funny!"

"It turns out that Zixia is the second part, and the Supreme Treasure is Sun Wukong!"

"It's funny to stamp you like my donkey!"

......

After the first big talk, people went out one after another and began to prepare to watch the next big talk two.

At the same time, the audience in several viewing halls such as the film version of Sansheng and the legend of Lei Zhenzi also came out one after another.

It's just that, unlike the people who came out of Dahuayi, instead of laughter on their faces, they still looked angry, feeling that they had been cheated of money.

"Damn, what kind of spicy chicken thing you filmed, I haven't seen the version look good, it's a waste of dozens of dollars!"

"Isn't it fragrant to rush 20 yuan to open a VIP watch version in Penguin? Lao Tzu is fucking cheap, and he has to talk about dozens of dollars to find guilt! ”

"Don't mention your three lives, the Lei Zhenzi we watched is really a fucking pit, the already all-star lineup will be very exciting, and the result is as disgusting as a piece of shit!"

"What do you say about all the special effects, it cost more than 500 million, it's really not as good as the two Zhuxian last year by Wang Yueban!"

"I won't talk about special effects or anything, it's really better than some domestic movies, but I really don't dare to compliment that acting."

"Daji is obviously a fox, but he has turned into a snake demon, what a RLG!"

"The acting skills of Huang Daming and his wife are really good, they can be called epic negative teaching materials!"

.......

"Haha, brother, this is the movie you watched, why are you so sad?"

When the people who came out of the big talk screening hall saw their appearances, they couldn't help but start snickering.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu was witty at the time, and sure enough, he didn't lose money watching Wang Yueban's movie. Oops, I really want to watch it again! Forget it, let's read the two first!

"Don't mention it, the Sansheng (Lei Zhenzi) we watched was really too spicy chicken, and the whole process was like eating!"

The audience who came out of these two screening halls began to complain.

"By the way, brother, the one you watched? Big talk? ”

"Isn't it nice to talk big? When I saw you come out just now, you were all smiling! ”

......

In response to everyone's questions, the audience who came out of the Dahua screening hall chose to deny it very tacitly, and then secretly began to take out their mobile phones to book tickets.

Although this booking is already a few days later, they don't dare to make a noise now, otherwise if others know that the big words are good-looking, they may not be able to swipe it on the National Day.

Thinking about the expressions on the faces of those people when they came out of the other screening rooms, they didn't want to spend dozens of dollars to find guilt.

However, although everyone unanimously denied that the big talk was not good-looking, there were still some viewers who saw the clues, and then secretly went to the Internet to take a look at the movie tickets of the big talk.

Nima, still say it's not good-looking? This is all booked for the fourth day of the National Day, and it is even about to be robbed. If it's not good-looking, what will it be?

"Hurry up and grab the ticket!"

I don't know who suddenly yelled at such a loud voice, and then everyone reflected one after another, and quickly took out their mobile phones to grab the movie tickets for the big talk.

......

The second part of the Journey to the West began.

In the first ten minutes of the beginning, the film still continues the nonsensical style of the first part.

Especially when he saw the Supreme Treasure confessing to Qingxia and then being knocked out by a punch, he burst into laughter. fervor

"There is a price to pay for admiring me, haha, this is funny!"

"Yuna's acting skills are also very good, one person plays two personalities, no pressure!"

Just when everyone praised it, the film also came to the most golden straightforwardness.

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat, but a quarter of the incense stick, the mistress of the sword, would fall in love with me completely."

"Yes, I decided to say a panic word. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one, I think, is the most perfect..."

Listening to Wang Yueban's narcissistic words and the praising tone, the audience couldn't help laughing.

My husband is so narcissistic!

Immediately afterwards, Zixia said angrily: "If you take another half step, I will kill you!" ”

At this time, with a hint of sorrow and sadness, the BGM sounded, and the Supreme Treasure turned his head, his face was already full of tears.

"You should have done this a long time ago, and I should have died too!"

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it. There is nothing more painful in the world than this! ”

"Cut your sword down my throat, don't hesitate any longer!"

"If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you!"

"If I had to add a term to this love, I would like it to be—10,000 years!"

Supreme Treasure had tears in his eyes, and the expression on his face was sad and affectionate, even with endless remorse. After this line was spoken, the girls in countless theaters across the country were all moved.

And the boys were also amazed by Wang Yue's superb acting skills in this love story, and even many people began to memorize this passage silently in their hearts, thinking about using it when they confessed to girls in the future.

And Zixia in the film was also moved by this passage, and even the sword in her hand fell to the ground.

"So, how do you explain to your lady?"

"You must explain, say that I have to get back the moonlight treasure box, take you back and make it clear to her!"

"I don't care what others will say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of people will spit on me in the future!"

"I'll take care of all of this alone!"

......

Just after a sensational plot, the couple with a broken relationship between the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess suddenly came over, and then everyone couldn't help laughing again when they saw Yang Xiaomi's half-ear pulling Wang Yue's ears.

"In the past, when we watched the moon together, you called someone Xiao Tiantian, and now the new person is better than the old person, so you call someone Mrs. Niu!"

"Haha, this paragraph is so hilarious! It turns out that you are such a husband! ”

"Real hammer scumbag, but such a scumbag, please give me a dozen!"

"People also want to hear my husband call me Britney!"

The entire early and middle stages of the film were spent in funny and sweet, and even when watching the movie, all the theaters and tickets for Journey to the West within seven days of the National Day were all snatched up.

But in the later stage, when everyone saw that Supreme Treasure was preparing to marry Bai Jingjing, many people's hearts suddenly began to sour.

Although in the first part, Bai Jingjing and Supreme Treasure were a couple, but after watching Zixia, everyone suddenly regretted it.

Then when everyone saw that Zixia was forced to marry by the Bull Demon King, Bai Jingjing left on the wedding night, and Chun Thirty Niang broke the heart of the Supreme Treasure with a sword, he saw that Zixia left a tear in his heart, and everyone was even more worried.

"Go back and save Zixia, Zixia is waiting for you!"

Many viewers were in tears, and even began to shout in the theater.