Looking at the ill-intentioned smiles of the four people, Jiang Yuan was stunned, he didn't want to agree, but looking at this posture, it seemed that he couldn't refuse, so he could only nod his head stubbornly.

"Brother Hua, what are these three tests?" Jiang Yuan asked.

"Haha, don't worry, one by one, do you want to start with the easiest, or the hardest. Hua Da Cai asked.

On Tuesday, the dog and the others kept laughing evilly, Jiang Yuan shrunk his neck timidly, and said, "First easy and then difficult, let's start with the simplest." ”

"Haha, okay, the first thing is to pay lip service. Hua Dacai smiled.

"What kind of test is this?" Jiang Yuan wondered.

Tuesday Dog coughed lightly and said, "This is a serious mouthpiece, don't think about it." ”

"Shut up, if you don't speak, no one will want to be crooked. Hua Dacai said, "The so-called verbal kung fu is the exercise of the mouth, so that you can become articulate and fight a war of words without falling behind." ”

To dare to love is to scold, Jiang Yuan was puzzled: "What's the use of this?"

"Of course it works, if you learn this well, you will be called a gentleman. Haven't you heard of a sentence that a gentleman doesn't move his hands. Hua Da Cai said.

“......”

Seeing that Jiang Yuan was speechless, Hua Dacai suddenly frowned and said: "Look, the first thing to look at in the duel between the two sides is the momentum, even if the strength is invincible, you can't lose in momentum." There are two skins in the human mouth, but how you use them to exert unexpected power depends on how you use them. ”

Jiang Yuan was still confused.

"Alas, you are really not enlightened in this regard, Pang Side, Ergou, show him. Hua Da Cai said.

"Big brother, let's get the problem. Tuesday Dog said.

"Just take a sentence written by the Heaven Killing Ancestor before as the title, and use this as a template to scold me to death!" Hua Dacai said: "How do you say that sentence, oh yes." I still like you very much, like the wind walked eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date. I still like you very much, like the cycle of the sun and the moon, ignoring the day and the night. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yuan felt an urge to spew old blood, are you sure this kind of snackering was written by the Heaven Killing Ancestor? One of the five great ancestors of the academy, could it be that he is an old man who is not serious?

"Hehe, I like the tune of the Heaven Killing Ancestor. Tuesday Dog smiled, coughed lightly, and said: "Listen, I still like you very much, like a fish chasing a bird for eight thousand miles, one in the sky and the other at the bottom of the sea." ”

"What's so difficult about this, I still like you very much, like a cloud drifting for 90,000 miles, without resting. Pang Side said.

As the two were talking, Hua Dacai hurriedly waved his hand and said unhappily: "Let you have a war of words, open your mouth, what are you doing, chanting poetry is right." ”

"Alas, big brother, you will embarrass me, my Tuesday dog is a natural literati, and he can only recite poetry against him, where will he scold. I think it should be just right for the third and fourth to be right, one is sanctimonious, the other is vicious, they are all vulgar people, and there should be a common topic. Tuesday Dog said.

Saying this, Pang Side was not happy, and shouted: "Who is fierce and evil, who is a vulgar person, I, Pang Side, look like a pig killer, in fact, I am writing poetry." Come to a pot of good wine, a few good dishes, and I will immediately write a poem for you. ”

"Go, go, go, hurry up and scold me, if you can't satisfy me, you two can only watch at tonight's ceremony. Hua Da Cai said.

As soon as he heard this, Pang Side's eyes turned green, and he hurriedly shouted: "I'll come first, I still like you very much, like Ergou pouting his ass when he sees a handsome guy." ”

Tuesday Gou frowned, and said unhappily: "Fart, Lao Tzu is not interested in men, otherwise the third child's chastity would have been gone a long time ago." ”

"Second brother, it's just a show, don't take it seriously. Pang Side smiled.

Tuesday Dog frowned and said, "This is what you said first, don't blame me for being ruthless." I still like you very much, like Pang Side pinching the soap tightly, with a smile on his face. ”

Pang Side was not to be outdone, and said: "I still like you very much, like the second dog seeing dog shit, kneeling and licking." ”

Tuesday Dog said angrily: "I still like you very much, like Pang Side, pretending to be a pheasant for love." ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yuan couldn't help but laugh and said, "Fourth Brother Pang is a man, how can he be a chicken, besides, no one will believe him if he pretends to be like this." ”

"You don't understand this, chickens and ducks are in the same frame, and it's him who is talking about him. Tuesday Dog laughed.

"I ...... I ......" Pang Side was short of words, and the dog continued on Tuesday: "I still like you very much, like Pang Side cut off his lower body, and still don't care." ”

"You ......" Pang Side was furious and wanted to make a move, but he was not the opponent of Tuesday Dog, so he could only jump like thunder.

"What are you, Pang Side, I know that you are the stupidest, and I don't want to argue with you about these things, you forced me. Tuesday Dog smirked.

Hua Dacai stepped forward and said, "Okay, okay, let's stop here, Pang Side sacrificed a lot today, eat more tonight." ”

As soon as Hua Dacai said this, Pang Side's face was completely angry, and he even said with a smile: "Second brother, scold two more words, scold two more words." ”

"Get out of the way, you're going to die. Tuesday said with a look of disgust.

These four brothers are like brothers and sisters, and they will not take this little thing to heart.

Hua Dacai patted Jiang Yuan's shoulder and said with a smile: "See, this is the power of verbal kung fu, before the battle, the opponent with equal strength will definitely use the power of his tongue and provoke the other party with a few words, which can make him mess up and improve his chances of winning." ”

"I see, but ...... Now that's just the case, I think I've got the hang of it. Jiang Yuan said.

"Got it, then let's try it, Ergou, greet him!" said Hua Dacai, waving her hand.

Tuesday Dog sighed helplessly and said, "I think I am famous for Tuesday Dog, and I have no image today." ”

"Stop talking nonsense, there's a reward for a job well done. Hua Da Cai said.

When it comes to rewards, Tuesday Dog is full of motivation.

"Tuesday dog, I actually have a secret to tell you. Jiang Yuan said, leaning into his ear and whispering a few words.

Suddenly, Tuesday Dog looked strange and said hesitantly: "This ...... Is this true?"

"Of course, if you don't believe it, go back and see for yourself. Jiang Yuan said with a smile.

Tuesday Dog suddenly frowned, lowered his head and took advantage of his hands, falling into deep thought.

"It's impossible, it's impossible, it's like this!" Tuesday Dog was a little crazy, looked at Jiang Yuan, and said quite angrily, "Why do you want to tell me?"

"I didn't want to tell you, but this is a test given by Brother Hua, so I can only let you sacrifice it. Jiang Yuan said with a smile.

"You ......" the dog beat his chest on Tuesday, quite helpless.

Hua Dacai and the three of them looked at each other, what did Jiang Yuan say in the ear of the dog on Tuesday, how could he suddenly become like this.

"Brother Hua, is this considered a standard?" Jiang Yuan said with a smile.

Seeing the appearance of Tuesday's dog, Hua Dacai suddenly smiled, and the conspiracy succeeded.

The next moment, Tuesday Dog suddenly raised his head and looked at Jiang Yuan, there was already anger in his eyes.