Chapter 589: Green Tea is afraid of scumbags

Lu Xiaofeng is not in a hurry to visit the Kui Wood Wolf, the lone wolf running in the wasteland has just come out of the Kui Wood Wolf Mansion, and he must know some inside information. Knowing that he is invincible, he has never dealt with Kui Timberwolf, although he is extremely sympathetic to Kui Timber Wolf and his two children, but it does not mean that Kui Timber Wolf will buy his account.

Because Lu Xiaofeng is a lonely soul and not a wolf demon, the lone wolf running in the wasteland is not worried about him grabbing the inheritance task, and tells the situation of the Kuimu wolf as it is. Kui Wood Wolf is still in the Nether Realm, but he doesn't think about tea and dinner all day long, his mind is on the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace, and he even issued a task to let the lone wolf running in the wasteland help him achieve good things.

Lu Xiaofeng felt that the script was wrong, according to the statement in "Journey to the West", when Kui Mu Wolf returned to Heaven, he said that the maid of the Phixiang Palace wanted to do good things with him, so he waited for him in the lower realm. At that time, the Kui Wood Wolf was about to return to Heaven, and it stands to reason that he would not tell lies, why did the Kui Wood Wolf want to make good things with the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace in the game, and even issued a task for players to help?

The lone wolf running in the wasteland said indignantly: "I have basically used all the routines I can think of, and the psychology of pickling girls in reality has also been taught, and the Kui Wood Wolf has studied very seriously, but the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace just doesn't eat oil and salt, and it feels like she is hanging the appetite of the Kui Wood Wolf." ”

Lu Xiaofeng vaguely had a little idea, the maid of the Phi Xiang Hall didn't even have a name, which showed that her status in the Heavenly Court was extremely low, even worse than him, the envoy of the Twenty-Eight Nights. Suppose she is a scheming woman who wants Gao Fushuai to die to the ground, she must both flirt and keep her imminent, she can't easily let Gao Fushuai go to home plate, and she must agree to something before agreeing.

The maid of the Phi Xiang Palace has no status in the Heavenly Court, and she does not have much rejection of the Nether, she would rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, she is willing to hook up with a Heavenly Court Star Monarch in the Nether. It's a pity that she overestimated her strength, and after the Netherworld, she further became a mortal with the naked eye, and she had no concept of the Heavenly Court Star Monarch at all, and the new worldview made her feel that she should marry the handsome prince.

In fact, the worldview of this maid of the Phi Xiang Palace has not changed, when she was still a maid of the Phi Xiang Palace, her mate selection criterion was that the Heavenly Court was both a powerful and handsome star monarch. became the princess of a country, and according to the standards of the world, she wanted to marry a nobler person in a beautiful way, not marry a yellow-robed monster who was ugly and lived in the mountains.

The maid of the Phixiang Hall showed that she was interested in the Kui Wood Wolf, and did not let the Kui Wood Wolf succeed, which made the Kui Wood Wolf itch and be obsessed every day. If this is really the case, even if Kui Mu Wolf issues a task, it will not be easy to help him succeed, after all, the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace will definitely propose to Kui Mu Wolf the condition of going to the world to be husband and wife.

Lu Xiaofeng felt that to solve this problem, it was better to see the Kui Wood Wolf first, and it was best to find out the true thoughts of the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace, so that he could prescribe the right medicine. He walked to the door alone and said to the two guards: "I am the envoy of the Jade Emperor's Twenty-Eight Su, and I have come to visit me today, and I am bothering the two of you to inform the Kui Wood Wolf Star Monarch. ”

The envoy of the twenty-eighth house was considered a high-ranking immortal official, and the two guards did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly entered the palace to report to Kui Mu Wolf. Kui Mu Wolf was bowing his head in contemplation, and was interrupted by the guards and said impatiently: "Even if he is an envoy and has the qualifications to follow the Star Monarch on patrol, it must not be me on duty today, what is he doing in my palace?" If you don't see him, tell him to come back tomorrow. ”

The two guards were bored, and when they came back, they didn't speak so politely, and said coldly: "My Xingjun said that he was not on duty today, and if you want to pay a visit, you should also go to visit Bishui Xingjun, don't come to disturb my Xingjun." ”

Lu Xiaofeng was bored, it seemed that Kui Mu Wolf was a seed of infatuation, and his mind was completely on the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace. It is not surprising that this star monarch is a lover, he has been thinking about the lower realm for thirteen years, even if Baihuasha dislikes him in various ways, he still plays the role of a good husband, and is considerate of Baihuashi.

The Kui Timber Wolf didn't have the heart to meet him, and the lone wolf running in the wasteland was driven out again, and there was no good way for a while, so why not wait until tomorrow to see the Kui Timber Wolf? Lu Xiaofeng felt that tomorrow was even more inappropriate, people who fell in love were most afraid of disturbing, and the Kui Mu Wolf who would be on duty tomorrow would definitely be in a worse mood, but he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to listen to anything.

The wall water carpenter has not come back yet, and it is not appropriate to go to see the Kui wood wolf through the wall water carpenter, if he is close to the wall water carpenter, the Kui wood wolf is afraid that he will not dare to confide in his thoughts. After thinking for a moment, Lu Xiaofeng said to the lone wolf running in the wasteland, "Have you seen that maid of the Phi Xiang Palace?" ”

The lone wolf running in the wasteland said unhappily: "I've seen it, I don't feel like it's a fuel-efficient lamp, and I don't leak when I speak." ”

Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "Why don't we go to the Phi Xiang Hall to meet this maid, find out what she wants to do first, and then it's not too late to prescribe the right medicine." ”

The lone wolf running in the wasteland shook his head and said, "That woman is very cold, she is very cold to the Kui Wood Wolf, she doesn't lie to us players at all, and even makes a small report behind her back." I've been giving Kui Timber Wolf ideas, but today I just followed Kui Timber Wolf to meet her, I don't know what she secretly said to Kui Timberwolf, Kui Timber Wolf just drove me out. ”

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and didn't speak, and flew directly to the Phi Xiang Palace, although the lone wolf running in the wasteland felt that it was useless to go, but Yu Feng followed behind. The crazy second master is very famous for his ability to do tasks, if he has a way to move the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace and help Kui Wood Wolf achieve his wish, Kui Wood Wolf is very likely to choose him to become the inheritor.

There are dozens of maids in the Phixiang Palace, who are usually responsible for serving dishes and cleaning, which is equivalent to a maid in the secular world, and even ordinary immortals are not as good. Lu Xiaofeng and the two landed at the door of the Phi Xiang Palace, only to see many maids sprinkling and sweeping, and the lone wolf running in the wasteland pointed to a maid with a frosty face and said: "Kui Mu Wolf likes that one, and she is not the most beautiful among these maids in the Phi Xiang Palace, I don't know why Kui Mu Wolf is dead set on her." ”

"Female chasing male compartment veil." Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said: "As the Heavenly Court Star Monarch, Kui Mu Wolf has never been in love, and a beautiful woman came forward to tease, and naturally he couldn't take it back if he moved his mind." ”

While the two were talking, the maid that Kui Mu Wolf liked came over and said coldly, "Why did you trespass into the Phi Xiang Palace?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng took out his identity token and shook it: "I am the envoy of the Twenty-Eight Nights, and I was ordered to inspect today, so I can't come to this Phi Xiang Palace?" ”

Gao Leng's maid showed a look of surprise, and then said coldly: "Since you are the envoy of the Twenty-Eight Nights, you should follow the Star Monarch to inspect the world, and I have never heard that the Phi Xiang Hall still needs to be inspected." ”

"It's worthy of being a woman who hooked up with Xingjun, and she didn't even take me as a messenger in her eyes."

Lu Xiaofeng sneered secretly in his heart, and said: "Twenty-eight nights to inspect the Three Realms, I naturally came to this Phi Xiang Palace, I heard that some of the maids are restless, and I have come to investigate today." If you think that with the support of a certain Xingjun, you can take a shelf in front of me, you are wrong, this messenger has always been selfless, even if Xingjun is at fault, he will directly play the Jade Emperor. ”

The cold maid lost her face, she didn't say anything to Lu Xiaofeng and the others, and she was indeed obedient to her by relying on Kui Wood Wolf. Xingjun's status is much higher than that of the envoy, and she can't get used to seeing the lone wolf running in the wasteland teaching Xingjun to play tricks, just a small report, Xingjun can come forward to clean up the wolf demon for her.

The guy in front of him, who claimed to be the envoy of the Twenty-Eight Nights, was still just an immortal, compared to a righteous god like Xingjun, he was like an ant, not to mention that he happened to be under the control of Xingjun. She spoke very politely, and she had the intention to give this envoy a dismount, but this stranger was not afraid at all, and in turn threatened to tell the Jade Emperor even if Xingjun made a mistake.

She went to Xingjun to make a small report, and Xingjun punished the Inhuman Messenger, would he really go to the Jade Emperor to administer justice? It was true that she seduced Kui Wood Wolf, and she couldn't stand the investigation at all, and she couldn't stand up to the consequences when she thought of the consequences, and said with a smile: "The envoy said that it was funny, we have always kept to ourselves, how dare we take a stand in front of the messenger." ”

Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "It's best to keep to yourself, I want to save face, people respect me a foot, I respect people, everyone gets along happily and pretends not to see anything." ”

Originally, I wanted to further discuss the Kui Timber Wolf with this maid, but as the lone wolf running in the wasteland said, this woman did not eat oil and salt. She was polite to Lu Xiaofeng on the surface, but no matter what, she pretended to be crazy and stupid, and when she mentioned Kui Mu Wolf, she was a Star Monarch, just like she didn't know Kui Mu Wolf.

After a long time of talking and no progress, Lu Xiaofeng had to leave the Phi Xiang Hall first, and the lone wolf running in the wasteland followed dejectedly. Seeing his disappointed look, Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "Although the maid doesn't eat oil and salt, our trip is not without gains, at least we are sure that she is waiting for the price to sell, and it is a scheming green tea." ”

The lone wolf running in the wasteland said speechlessly: "I also thought that she was hanging the Kui Timber Wolf's appetite, but what can the Kui Timber Wolf do if she eats this set?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Do you know what the nemesis of green tea is?" ”

"What is it?"

"Scumbag, the kind of melon in the green tea suit that doesn't matter whether it's twisted or not, Lao Tzu twisted it first and ate it, and he didn't recognize the scumbag when he lifted his pants."

The lone wolf running in the wasteland thinks it makes sense when you think about it carefully, the green tea pretends to be pure and cute, just to marry a rich and handsome. If she fancies Gao Fushuai is a scumbag, I just want to play casually no matter how pure she pretends to be, if I don't agree with a word, I will eat it first, and I won't admit it after eating, and if you have the ability, you will continue to pretend to be pure to attract the next Gao Fushuai.

Lu Xiaofeng said seductively: "Kui Wood Wolf is the main plot of Journey to the West, even if we don't do anything, the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace will still hook up with Kui Wood Wolf and make an appointment with him to be husband and wife in the lower realm." According to her intentions, Kui Timber Wolf was played by her, and there was nothing to do with you and me, so we had to find a way to help Kui Timber Wolf get the initiative. ”

The lone wolf running in the wasteland was a little clear, and he smiled: "That's right! If you like it, you will chase it, if you can't catch it, you will be drugged, and if you don't get drugged, you won't be able to learn to play with bows and arrows, it's a big deal to squat in the prison, and even the prison doesn't dare to squat in the Kui Timber wolf still dares to say that he loves the maid of the Phi Xiang Palace? ”