291 Failed [Wan Geng]

Xia Zao'an still didn't believe him, "I don't care, you have to write me the contract." If I can't pay off my debts, I'll go to your house and move things. Sue you to the bank credit blacklist. Be careful that you can't get a loan in the future, can't buy a house, and restricts you from taking high-speed trains and planes. ”

Damn, this girl is so ruthless. There are a set of debt collection methods. Mikaka stiffened, "Good, good. I'll just sign it. ”

Think about it, in the blink of an eye, I owe another hundred thousand yuan.

The greatest tragedy in life is not debt, but not knowing how much debt you owe. Mikaka had a hunch that the decay of his debt might last a lifetime.

Other online articles are all male protagonists with gold and beauty, the harem is still open for three thousand, a chapter with a golden finger, there must be a master to help upgrade, he is good...... If you want anything, you can't satisfy the yy of netizens at all.

As the second male, he is the most unsuccessful.

However, as the male protagonist, Qi Mu is the most successful, not only has all the advantages of Mikaka YY, but also has a decrepit boy like Mikaka, so-called, safflower still needs green leaves.

"Alright. Sign it. Xiao Hei brought the contract, and Xia Good Morning handed him the pen.

"No, okay?" Mikaka flinched.

"Teasing me. Then you defuse the bomb yourself. ”

"I'd better sign it."

Who knows when this mine will explode? Mikaka is afraid that his bad luck will not wait for Ye Yuanlu to call the bomb disposal expert, and he will be over. No matter how unhappy he was, he also signed his name hard.

"Signatures are not enough, fingerprints need to be pressed."

"Then you'll give me a clay."

"What do you want? It doesn't cost money! Good morning Xia picked up Mikaka's thumb and bit it into his mouth.

"Alas! What are you doing! ”

"That's it! It's time to get stamped. ”

"I'll ......"

Mikaka's fingers were bitten by her and bled out, is this girl a dog! Bite indiscriminately!

In short, when he pressed his finger prints, Mikaka felt a sad whim, oh my God, he had already incurred so much debt before he graduated from high school...... When will this tragic life be the end?!

That's it. Believe that bitterness comes at a good time.

Mikaka asked with a bitter face, "Good morning Xia, how are you going to defuse the bomb?" ”

Xia Good morning asked Xiao Hei to put away the contract, and then said: "Nonsense, haven't you watched a war movie?!" We Meow Meow Co., Ltd. bomb disposal is very professional! Children should not imitate it. ”

To be honest, Mikaka always felt that she was unreliable.

But the contract is signed, and I can only trust her.

Xia Good morning told Xiaohua to go into the kitchen and get a fruit knife out. Then, let Xiaohua turn on her phone and pull out a video of a war movie. That's the whole process of the male protagonist stepping on a landmine and someone else helping him remove the mine.

Watching the video, it's very simple. It is to use a knife to slowly insert the sole of the male owner's shoes, so that the male owner gently pulls out his feet, and in the process, he must always press the shoes with a knife to prevent the mine from being triggered due to weight changes. After the male protagonist moves out of his feet, he brings a big stone and presses it on it, and it's done.

Mikaka looked at Xia Good Morning suspiciously, "You, OK sure?" ”

“OK! OK! Very OK! After Xia Zao said that, he squatted down, he didn't say much, and he didn't prepare for Mikaka, so he stuck a knife into the sole of his shoe.

"Whew!! I'll fuck your uncle's and stick it in my foot. Mikaka howled in pain.

"I'm sorry, it's the first time I'm operating, I'm not very familiar with it. Thank you for your understanding. ”

"I'll forgive you for being a ghost!"

"If you don't experience wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow. No one succeeds casually. Xia Good Morning inspiringly sang "True Hero" to the injured him.

"Don't think singing is inspiring! Shut up! ”

"Alright. I promise there was no second time. ”

As soon as the words fell, Xia Good Morning pulled out the knife, and then, aiming, again.

"Mom! Will you be in the end! Plugged in again! ”

Mikaka's foot was stabbed twice, tears came out of tears, and his facial features were twisted together because of extreme pain, and he was as ugly as a grimace.

Gurgling blood seeped from the soles of his shoes, quickly staining the ground red.

At this time, a warm reminder appeared in the brain's decay system, "Dear, your decay value is increased by 5 points!" ”

It's so miserable to add 5 points?!

Mikaka was not convinced.

And Xia Good Morning is still a hippie smile. "Hee-hee, it's not more than three. Give me one more chance. ”

"Wait, you listen to me." Mikaka suddenly noticed a serious problem.

This issue must be addressed immediately.

However, Xia Zao'an couldn't help but say, and didn't even give him a chance to explain, so he was neat and neat, and it was another knife.

This time Mikaka didn't call. Anyway, the whole person is like a dead machine.

Xia Zao'an was triumphant, "Look, I'll just say that it's just three things." ”

"But three, your sister......" Mikaka was angry, and looked at Xia Good Morning faintly.

Not to mention, he's already numb.

Three stabs......

But that's not the most important thing. The important thing is, "Can you let me finish talking first?" Mikaka almost flew into a rage.

He didn't dare to jump. One jump, and it exploded.

"You mean! I didn't shut your mouth. Xia Zao put on an innocent cute face.

"Holy shit." Mikaka scolded, he was rude again, a good student like him could no longer be a good example for everyone. But he was also driven crazy.

". It's not this foot that I'm stepping on a mine! It's the other foot! ”

Why do you keep sticking that innocent foot of mine? Mikaka shed two lines of tears.

And the system's prompt sounded in time, "Congratulations, your decay value has skyrocketed by 20 points!" ”

Is the bonus of this system a random one!

"I'm sorry." Xia Good Morning also wanted to laugh, I did it for a long time, and I plugged in the wrong foot?

"But what's my business. You didn't make it clear. ”

"That's my fault."

"Nonsense. Which foot of your own foot is on a mine, you don't know? Still ask me? ”

"......" Listen, Mikaka doesn't seem innocent.

"Alas!" He didn't want to dwell on this matter anymore, and waved his hand, "That's it." I don't care about you. However, if you dare to insert the wrong foot in the other foot, I will not be done with you. ”

"Oh no. Help you defuse the bomb, you still dare to kill me? ”

"I'm a guest. Guests come first! Otherwise, be careful that I go to the Consumer Council to complain about you! ”

That's right. With the attitude of serving the guests sincerely, for the sake of money, Xia Good Morning was extra careful this time, tentatively inserted the knife in, and looked up and asked, "Guest, are you satisfied this time?" Do you want to get a VIP card? ”

"You should be a foot bath city. Still apply for a card? However, to Mikaka's surprise, he didn't expect that letting Xia Zao's blind cat touch a dead mouse turned out to be right. This time, the knife missed Mikaka's foot.

Sure enough, failure is success.