Chapter 15: Your.....
"Why hasn't that guy named Ling Lin come yet? It can't be an escape, right? ”
In the hall on the third floor, Jiro Urata stood in front of the stove with a disdainful face.
As soon as he heard this, Fang Donglong was the first to stand up, but before he could speak, he saw Lin Xi rushing out and yelling like a mad female tyrannosaurus.
"What the hell are you, you dare to question my brother Ling, let me tell you, you'd better pray that you win later, if you lose, just by what you just said, I'll cut off your hand!"
After Lin Xi finished speaking, let alone Fang Donglong, all the guests on the third floor were stunned.
At this moment, the way they looked at Lin Xi was the same as when they looked at Godzilla.
"Damn, this little girl is very good-looking, why is she so short-tempered? Could it be that everything said in the TV series is true? Gangster bosses have a fairy-like daughter? Fang Donglong looked at Lin Xi and thought secretly.
And Putian Jiro didn't dare to speak out when Lin Xi was so stunned, at this moment he wanted to peel off the clothes behind Lin Xi to see if she had a green dragon and white tiger tattooed on her back.
"I'll go to the bathroom to find Mr. Ling, Miss Lin, you wait here." At this time, Fang Donglong opened his mouth and said to Lin Xi.
Lin Xi nodded and said sweetly, "Okay." ”
Fang Donglong: "......"
This man...... It doesn't have a split personality, does it?
……
Soon, Fang Donglong appeared in front of the toilet door.
However, when he came to the toilet, Fang Donglong did not go in for the first time, but stood at the door of the toilet with some confusion.
"This Mr. Ling wouldn't really use the urine escape, would he? He's not just going to just say it, is he? If he really can't do it, or even runs away, should I go into battle myself? ”
"Although the old saying is that victory and defeat are common in soldiers, losing to an island nation is really a bit unacceptable. But then again, where did the people of this island hear about me accepting the challenge? ”
Fang Donglong, who was standing at the door of the toilet, was very hesitant, he didn't know whether to open the door or not.
However, just when Fang Donglong hesitated, suddenly there was a loud noise in the toilet.
Fang Donglong was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Ling is calm, even if he can't compare, he doesn't have to jump off the building......
Hearing the voice, Fang Donglong's first reaction was, it's over, Ling Lin is going to escape. And he failed to escape and fell from the building.
As a result, as soon as he entered the door, Fang Donglong was directly stunned. Ling Lin didn't run away, just stood outside the toilet cubicle, and inside the cubicle, there was a broken toilet.
Looking at the toilet that had been torn apart, Fang Donglong's expression was slightly weird.
"Mr. Ling, are you ...... What about the material? ”
Ling Lin: "......"
"I can explain this, you listen to me."
"No need, a toilet is not worth much, but Mr. Ling, I suggest you go to the doctor, your fart is too powerful."
Ling Lin: "......."
God's fart is powerful, what do you think my fart is? Is there a missile in it?
A few minutes later, Ling Lin followed Fang Donglong back to the hall with a dark face.
As soon as he came back, Lin Xi rushed to Ling Lin's side with concern.
"Brother Ling, are you okay?"
Looking at Lin Xi, Ling Lin smiled awkwardly and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that when I went to the toilet just now, I accidentally broke the toilet bowl and delayed a little time." ”
"Huh? Are the toilets broken? Are you okay with your ass? Saying that, Lin Xi walked around behind Ling Lin, as if he wanted to check on him.
Seeing Lin Xi like this, Ling Lin hurriedly stopped Lin Xi.
"Xixi, there are so many people here, it's not suitable. I'm fine, really, nothing at all. ”
After Ling Lin finished speaking, Fang Donglong also nodded and said, "That's right, Mr. Ling's ass has nothing to do at all. ”
Although Fang Donglong also helped Ling Lin explain, Lin Xi still looked uneasy, but at this time, Ling Lin waved his hand and signaled Lin Xi not to speak.
Soon Ling Lin looked at Putian Jiro and said, "Okay, Mr. Putian, I have solved the problem, I'm sorry for delaying you for some time." Now let's get started. ”
Ling Lin spoke politely, Putian Jiro's face softened slightly, and he didn't say much, and soon Putian Jiro spoke: "Okay, then let's start." What is the comparison? ”
"It's okay, just pick what you're good at." Ling Lin said casually.
As soon as these words came out, Putian Jiro's face darkened directly, as the so-called guest is as easy as the host, it is usually the challenged party who arranges the game, and Ling Lin actually handed over the initiative to Putian Jiro, to be honest, this is a bit disgusting.
However, Ling Lin had no choice, he just did what he was told.
The toilet bowl was broken because his 77th generation ancestor was too fat, which caused the toilet to be broken when it came out.
And after the 77th generation ancestor came out, he was like Ling Dalian and the three of them, floating behind Ling Lin.
After Ling Lin finished speaking, he secretly said to the 77th generation ancestor in his heart: "77th generation ancestor, what should I do next?" Wait a minute, will you dictate it, will I do it? ”
The 77th generation ancestor, who looked like he was at least 400 catties, shook his head and said, "Don't be so troublesome, we are your ancestors, and we can easily possess you by blood." When the competition starts, I will be attached to you, rest assured, when Xu Fu went to sea, I was the chef with the ship, and I created the Japanese cuisine, and I was the grandfather. ”
After the 77th generation ancestor finished speaking, Ling Lin's face was full of shock, at this moment he felt that he really underestimated his family, how could everyone in their family have it?
"Okay, since that's the case, I'm welcome, in the first game, let's compete in sword skills!" Jiro Urata yelled, then took the kitchen knife out of his toolbox.
As soon as the kitchen knife came out, Urada Jiro said: "This knife is made by me who went to the mountains and asked for a hidden master, the knife is made of cold iron, there is no fog in summer and frost in winter, and the knife is not stained with blood, it is a ....... of the world."
Before Jiro Puda finished speaking, he saw Ling Lin, who was possessed by the 77th generation ancestor, silently took out a utility knife.
"It's too much of a bully to use a kitchen knife, so I'll use this utility knife. Didn't you say you wanted to compete with knives? Come on, come on, if you can do this, I lose. ”
Saying that, the 77th ancestor took out a piece of tofu and held it with his left hand, and then used a utility knife with his right hand to chop horizontally and vertically on the tofu.
A minute later, the 77th ancestor put away the utility knife.
"Alright." 77 generations of ancestors said casually.
At this moment, everyone in the hall looked at the tofu in the hands of the 77th generation ancestor with a confused expression. At this time, what everyone saw was that the 77th generation ancestor was holding a piece of mud in his hand.
"This, this is called the knife technique?" Everyone thought to themselves.
Seeing that everyone didn't understand, the 77th ancestor sneered, and then walked in front of Urada Jiro with tofu.
"If you can do it, I'll lose." Saying that, the 77th ancestor threw the tofu into a basin of cold water on the stove of Jiro Urada.
"What the hell? Sincerely disgusting? Everyone was still puzzled, but in the next second, Lin Xi and Fang Donglong, who were following behind Ling Lin, suddenly exclaimed.
"This, how is this possible? Could this be the legendary lost sword technique, the Nine-Leaf Lotus! ”