Chapter Twenty-Five: Of course the summoned beast is responsible for turning off the lights every night!
"You're a coward!!"
Ling's roar suddenly resounded in Fang Ran's rental house!!
Lingqi's power bank trembled violently, and there was even a faint flash of silver light!
"The old lady wasted her tongue for a long time, in exchange for such an answer from you!?"
"No, it's just that I really can't play, sister!" Fang Ran begged for mercy with a bitter face, he went to fight and kill in the night battle, but the concubine really couldn't do it!
"It seems that you are toasting and not eating and drinking?"
Ling's voice suddenly became dangerously low.
"Eh, what do you want to do?!"
Fang Ran suddenly sat down on the ground in shock, grabbing his collar like a woman.
"Fang Ran, I now officially warn you, if you don't strengthen your strength in the night battle, and continue to dog, I will call the police and say that I have found the trace of the wanted criminal."
Ling floated high and looked down at Fang Ran condescendingly.
Hearing Ling's words, Fang Ran's body suddenly stiffened, and he trembled and pointed at Ling and complained:
"Don't you want to be so ruthless, so ruthless!"
"You forced me."
Ling looked at Fang Ran with contempt and smiled coldly.
"Let me tell you, I'm a man with a bottom line, even if you force me with such shameless means, I..." Fang Ran said with a resolute face, but in fact, this was just the scene he was used to, according to Fang Ran's character, he was going to admit it in the next sentence.
"Good! Have a backbone! Then I'll contact the police,"
The words 'obedient and obedient' stuck in Fang Ran's throat, Ling had already spoken firmly, she had already made up her mind, if she didn't give Fang Ran some color, look, he was so coerced that he couldn't help!
"How do you ...... when you come to check the water meter for a while?"
Ling smiled coldly and proudly, planning to make a call to the police while admiring Fang Ran's appearance, but....
She was stunned.
Fang Ran, who was originally going to kowtow and admit his mistake and hug his thighs angrily again, was also stunned when he saw that Ling suddenly didn't continue.
Huh!?
Both thought of a fact at the same time.
That's ......
"Wahahaha!!!"
Fang Ran suddenly came back to life with full blood, and the salted fish turned over like a straight fish, laughing wildly! Pose as a giant middle two, cover your right eye with your right hand, and point your power bank with your left hand.
"Stupid summoned beast, don't forget, there's nothing in this room that can make you call the police!"
Ling: "......"
Damn, forget that this guy is a poor guy who doesn't even have a mobile phone!
Dry! Obviously, I ended up like this because of this mindset, why do I still have no long memory!
"Wahahahaha~"
Fang Ran was still smiling.
"Don't be too happy, even if there is no mobile phone in this house, I just need to go next door and report you."
Ling grinded her teeth and said viciously.
"Don't think about it! In the two rooms on the left and right, the two aunts are at home 24 hours a day, and they want to break into the private house? Don't even think about it!? ”
Fang Ran changed his movements again, pretending to push the non-existent glasses, posing in Conan's posture, and pointed out the flaws to the point!
Dry! Ling scolded angrily in her heart, and the middle-aged aunt honestly went to the square dance! Always stay at home, eat takeout!
"Apart from these two, it's not like I don't have any other choice," Ling sneered intently, looking at Fang Ran's unbeaten look, grinding his little tiger teeth with hatred in his heart and thinking dangerously.
If my ability was still there, I would throw you into anti-gravity space and spin a point!
"Hehe~, if you don't care that the power bank will fly and talk to the headlines, I don't care."
This time, Fang Ran put on Lelouch's signature pose, as if he also had a mask on his face, and said with a sneer.
Damn it!
Ling was silent this time, Fang Ran did talk about her weakness.
How can it be cultivated, it's obviously just Fang Ran, and it's so arrogant!
And when did this idiot react so quickly!?
One person and one treasure looked at each other, Ling didn't know what she was thinking, and Fang Ran was a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
There was silence for three minutes, and in the end, Ling was the first to lose.
After holding back for a long time, Ling finally threatened: "You are so lazy and burp sooner or later." ”
"Ahem," Fang Ran also pretended to cough twice, smacked his lips and took a step back and said, "I actually want to increase my strength a little too." ”
"Oh~?"
"But of course, safety comes first!"
Facing Ling's rhetorical question, Fang Ran hurriedly puffed up his chest and said.
"Cut~"
"Is it good for us to be like this, I will participate in those night battle scenes normally, and I will listen to you if I am safe."
Scratching his head, Fang Ran seemed to be a little embarrassed and said.
"I don't have much to tell you!"
Ling's voice is still Lori's voice, how do you listen to it, how do you think this angry words and ridicule are like a tsundere.
"Alas," Fang Ran sighed and said again: "Relatively, if you help me, I will also help you." ”
After a pause, Fang Ran added.
"As far as I can..."
Hearing this, Ling was silent for a second, then sneered:
"Huh~, don't you think I'm your summoned beast?"
Fang Ran paused, then smiled, rubbing his face with his hands, not letting Ling see his expression at the moment.
"Ha, that, although I'm just an ordinary person with no strengths, I'm not stupid."
"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I do have something that you need to reach the B level to help me do, as long as you promise to help me, I will naturally help you with the night battle."
"But let's talk about it first, it's not easy for me to let you do something, maybe if you don't pay attention, your life will be gone, have you thought about it?"
Ling's voice changed again, it was still Lori's voice, but there was an inexplicable meaning.
"Well, if you help me, I will help you too." Fang Ran smiled and agreed softly, as if he had made an agreement with a friend, and this agreement, Ling was also a long time later...
"Heh~, with your current strength in spicy chicken, it will take at least a few decades if you want to help me!"
Seeing that Fang Ran 'obediently cooperated' Ling once again recovered the tone of the Queen of Poisonous Tongues, and said contemptuously.
"Queen, it's only been two days since the little one was caught up in that night battle, isn't it normal for spicy chicken?" Fang Ran also turned into a bitter gourd face again, muttering and complaining.
"Don't call me Queen!" Ling said angrily! What kind of bullshit is this called!
"Yes, Queen!" Fang Ran had a 'I didn't hear' expression on his face.
"If you call it that again, believe it or not, I'll fool you!"
Ling took out the killer threat, Fang Ran confidently assessed the hardness relationship between the power bank and the bridge of his nose, and in order to avoid screaming and rolling on the ground, he decisively confessed!
"Tell me what your name is, then?"
"Heh~ Why should I tell you?"
Fang Ran: "......"
"Then the Queen..."
"Get out! Don't call me that! ”
"What about millet?"
"Mi you sister!"
"That's... Xiaoke? ”
"Are you the flying puppet of me!"
"Alas, it's really hard to serve, oh yes, I'll turn off the lights at night and ask you."
"Huh!? Why does the old lady want to turn off the lights for you? ”
"You see, the summoned beasts in other people's anime are all responsible for selling cuteness and turning off the lights."
"What does that have to do with me!!
"Of course it matters, you see that a power bank can't be sold cute, so only the function of turning off the lights is left."
"Fang Ran! Believe it or not, the old lady will destroy you now! ”
"Don't believe it!"
"You..."
......
......
That's when the two of them made an initial agreement.