The secret of it. ”

Phoenix holds his hands high. It's like a devout believer worshipping the god he believes in.

"Oh?"

See what Phoenix looks like. I let out a soft sigh. The secret is a ghost. What is my secret. Although it is true that there are three beautiful and gentle and lovely wives, yes. But take a closer look. In fact, in the process of showing feelings. I'm either passive or natural. There's no experience in picking up girls at all.

But. That doesn't stop me from fooling Phoenix.

"Idiot, idiot. Do you know that love is only one word? How many people have thrown their heads for it throughout the ages. Spill blood. Gloomy and sad. The so-called amorous hatred has been empty since ancient times. How can it be so easy to attain positive results? ”

Sit on the back of a small snow. I condescendingly look at Phoenix. The dignified expression is full of majesty. Baoxiang's solemn face seemed to have ten thousand golden lights. I can't help but bow and worship.

Although there are many "otherworldly languages" mixed in the words. But Phoenix has traveled half the continent. I'm used to seeing the wandering of customs and rituals. Even the guess was confused, and he even understood seven or eight points. Obviously. In the unfathomable language and solemn atmosphere. He was suppressed. Love Saint! This is the momentum of the love saint!!

"Ask the master to show the way to the ignorant."

There was an excitement on Phoenix's face. There is the guidance of a master. How many detours can I take. It's no wonder that all these years are full of apprenticeship. It seems that saying goodbye to the single life is just around the corner.

Sure enough, it's a fool with a brain. Don't you understand what I mean? I want to apprentice this year. What if you don't give gifts? No, not anymore. I had to speak out again.

"This secret is the result of my painstaking efforts. How can you lightly preach to outsiders. ”

This time. Even if Phoenix is stupid. I also understand what it means. Think about it too. I want to learn from other people. I mean it first. He hurriedly rummaged through his inventory. Okay for a while. There's really nothing right for it.

There's a lot of stuff in it. But in addition to the necessities of the experience. Most of them are some of the odd items that Phoenix has collected from various places where he has traveled. For example, the Devil's Head Staff of the Fallen Wizard. Ugly Monster 2:1 Body Statue. Andariel's simulated tentacles. Moldy jam sandwich bread in every sense of the word, and so on. Strange is rare. But it's not much of a value.

Not to mention some of the remaining item equipment. Maybe it's still a shot in front of ordinary people. But he knew. In front of this thug who even the maid was equipped with a golden outfit. That's just garbage in garbage.

Is it so light to give up? Of course not. Don't forget who Phoenix is. He was a dead pig and was not afraid of boiling water, so he turned out all the useless things he got on the trip. Placed on. It looks like a waiting price to sell. The skin is so thick that it makes people finger. Isn't he afraid that I will get rid of some fake cheats? Does it make him more sad than sad? Never mind. With his IQ, if he could think of that. can't become a tragic emperor.

"Where did this thing come from?"

I looked at a few of them with a strange look. This is so familiar.

"Oh. You think these are good too. I bought it from Lu Gaoyin and a merchant named Varif . He also beat me up to 20% off. Cheap it. Hahaha......" Phoenix laughed meaningfully.

"Did he say it again? These things were bought from an old carpenter. Now the old carpenter is dead. So that's all. But money can't buy it. I laughed along.

"yes. And he did. But how do you know? ”

All of a sudden. Phoenix looked at me as if he were a god descending from the heavens. That's awe and awe.

"Because that's what he said to me."

Phoenix: "......"

Me: "......"

"Look at something else. Make sure you haven't seen it. Without a trace, Phoenix put away the Devil's Scepter and the sculpture and tentacles.

"What is this?"

There's so much stuff in there. And most of them are things that make people scratch their heads. I really shouldn't have said anything about this guy. Just this hobby and taste. It is estimated that not many girls will dare to marry him.

Thereupon. I picked up a long strip of cloth with dark dots and asked, "What is this?" ”

I don't know if it's an illusion. When I picked up this long cloth. The eyelids of the three-free princess in her arms seemed to jump a few times. Then skim your head over. View from the side of the face. The little mouth hidden by the white veil moved. Something seems to have been said. This is already a big reaction for her, who is usually indifferent. Is it really something good that doesn't work?

Phoenix, who had just come out of the mess, was eager to save face. Listen to me. Immediately, I couldn't wait to put a smile on my face.

That's a good question. Take a look. It's just a plain cloth towel. But actually ......" said this. Phoenix also sold a pass. Then mysteriously put his head up. As if he was going to reveal some big secret. Nervously looked left and right several times. before he spoke softly.

"According to the elusive and mysterious master aunt who sold me this strip of cloth. This is a little girl in her teens. Up to a woman in her 100s. The most important thing for a woman to use every month. It's a great tool to please the girl you like......"

"Poof"

My eyes went dark. There was almost no mouthful of old blood spurting. Quickly throw away the strips of cloth. Looking at the hand that grabbed the strip of cloth, I wanted to cry without tears. Oh, my God. Why would I know such an idiot. What have I done? Being with this guy is really contagious tragedy.

"Water"

Resist the urge to beat Phoenix into a pig's head. I snapped a few words out between my teeth. I felt that the body of the three-nothing princess in my arms seemed to be trembling slightly. It's hard to endure.

"Brother Wu Fan. What are you doing here? That's something that's important to me. I'm going to give it to my sweetheart as a wedding gift. Phoenix hurriedly caught the strip of cloth. A grudge that you don't know good goods.

I should start with the "elusive mysterious master aunt" who sells cloth strips. "That aunt used it. It's her who uses it and then dries it and sells it to you." Let's give this bastard a physiology lesson first. And then sue him, as if he used this strip of cloth as a wedding gift, in exchange for it, surely it must be another tragedy? Never mind. I'm too lazy to say anything. Even if you say it. This guy can also be tragic in other ways.

Phoenix. A whole body full of spit points. I don't know how to complain when the spit mode is fully turned on. What a horrible person.

When the mess was denied by me one by one. The thicker the face of Phoenix. A stone came into view. The color and shape of that stone. I unconsciously associate it with the small half of the diamond-shaped stone that I got from the altar in the lava cave behind after I killed Duriel.

Yes!! Forget jì told the miser about the magic door behind the altar. That's when I remembered. But it's not too late to go back and sue sù later.

"Where did this thing come from?"

I tossed the gravel in my hand a few times. The unique feel of what seems to be rough but is actually smooth makes me even more sure that this should be a fragment of the same thing. In the corner of the inventory, I managed to find the original diamond-shaped gravel. I put two stones together. As a result, the faults do not coincide at all. It seems that there should be quite a few more fragments.

"Nothing to do. I guess I got it from a stall. "There are lessons to be learned. Phoenix no longer dared to brag.

"Alright. Let's just want this stone. And also. You owe me a great favor. In the future, you will repay me by being a cow and a horse. "I casually shoved two stones back into my inventory.

"Huh!?"

Phoenix's face immediately became bitter. Until I said he would only do what he could. Only then did he smile and nodded in agreement. Look at him as if he doesn't care about anything for women. It seems that finding a wife is no longer just for your own sexual well-being. Instead, it has risen to the point of dignity, the survival of mankind, the destruction of the universe, and so on.

"Okay. Then I will teach you the secret of love. ”

"The great kindness of the master. Phoenix will never be rewarded. "Listen to me. Phoenix was crying. What a tragic guy. I seriously doubt that he has ever dragged a girl's hand since he was a child.

"You come with me."

I glanced at the three-no princess. Jumped down. Beckoning Phoenix to come far under a tree. I don't know, I think we're going to do the next job...... Three no princesses are so small. I just knew what that long cloth was. And I don't want to be reminded. Give me back the trouble. This man's topic is so good that she can listen to it again.

"Okay. Before teaching you. Start by asking a question. Do you have to look for elf beauties? "After sitting down under the tree. I started teaching sessions.

"Not necessarily. It's just that now you have many elves in front of you. Don't you think this is a good opportunity? "Phoenix is a firm believer that what's in the pot is not as good as what's in the bowl. What's in the bowl is not as good as what's in the mouth. To put it simply, it is the principle of proximity. To put it more simply. It's just hunger and hunger.

"In my opinion. I don't approve of you marrying an elven girl. I said in a deep voice.

"Why?"

"Look. The elves all have long ears. What if the child born in the future has a long ear? ”

Look at how kind I am. Even the descendants helped Phoenix think of it. Of course. This kind of thing is impossible to give birth. However, in the dark continent where there is a lack of popular science knowledge. But it's enough to frighten people.

"Makes sense. That...... So what to do? ”

Phoenix panicked. All he has in his head is pickled girls. How could you think so deeply?

"You're stupid. Isn't there a great goal in front of you? It's just that you haven't cherished it. "I hate that iron doesn't make steel, and I knocked him on the head.

"Oh Anna. Barmaid Ona. She's the easiest target to target, stupid

"Not really. I've been pursuing her for two years now. ”

"Then your method sucks. I think she has a crush on you, too. Come. Attach the ears to it. As long as that's it. Again...... Guaranteed to be a natural fit. ”

"Master!!" Phoenix protects his eyes with tears. The hand that held me kept shaking.

"Come on. I'm optimistic about you. I patted him on the shoulder. A look of sincerity.

"A generation of tragic emperor Phoenix is under the leadership of the great sage Wu Fan. Finally embarked on the final tragic road of no return. The gears of fate began to turn. No one can stop it. ”

"Huh? Brother Wu. What are you talking about? Phoenix, who had already walked a few dozen meters away, suddenly turned around and asked. There was still an innocent smile on that face.

"Nothing?"

I wiped a cold sweat. It was almost exposed. This guy. The ears are pointy enough.

Afterwards. I inquired a little. The only reason why Phoenix fell on 258 elf girls. It's because the first elf girl he started with was a little Lori who was only 13 years old. So the reputation of madness spread among the elves. No elf girl would dare to accept him again.

One wrong step. All hands are lost. This is the tragedy of Lolicon......

Yesterday's chapter title was so unlucky. I'll upload the finished one first. Avoid complete tragedy. This is a victory for high intelligence.