Chapter 52: Zu An scolds Dafa!
"Of course not!"
Mei Changsheng looked at the direction of Baima Village and smiled softly at Liu Bei: "Let's hide aside and rest for a while, and when Niu Auxiliary Army leaves the walled city, we will have something to do!" ”
After speaking, he took Diao Chan to find a big tree, spread out a mattress, and began to sprinkle the.
"Brother Changsheng, can you taste it, is this orange delicious?"
Diao Chan gently opened an orange, smiled coquettishly, and fed a petal of orange to Mei Changsheng's mouth.
Liu Bei originally wanted to sit down, but when he saw this, he didn't want to go.
He stood not far away, turned his back, looked at the front of the White Horse Village, and found that the old mule had already led people to start scolding.
"Brother Changsheng, the horse has been up for such a long time, Diao Chan will give you a beating on the back!"
"Good!"
Liu Bei: "......"
From Liu Bei's scare value, +2!
"Brother Changsheng, I'll pinch your thighs again!"
"Good!"
Diao Chan: "Brother Changsheng, is this comfortable?" ”
Mei Changsheng: "Well, go up a little more......"
From Liu Bei's scare value, +3!
"Is that okay?"
"I'm going up again!"
"I hate it, I can't go up again......"
"I'll let you get on it!"
"Boom ......"
“……”
Liu Bei was full of black lines, feeling that he was superfluous at the moment.
However, he had nowhere to go.
I had to pretend to be concerned about the war, and see how the old mule led a group of old and weak soldiers to scold the war in front of the White Horse Village.
It's really tormenting to be paralyzed!
I knew that I would have led the iron to grab the horse!
From Liu Bei's scare value, +5!
+5!
+5!
……
In front of the White Horse Village, the old mule led people to scold people very energetically.
"The grandchildren of Baima Village, come out for your grandfather, Lao Tzu will definitely beat you to lose your armor!"
"Niu Fu, you shrunken turtle, come out for Lao Tzu!"
"Coward, get out of here and let grandpa teach you how to beat people!"
……
But in the White Horse Village, it is as safe as a mountain, and there is no movement at all.
In a pavilion on the walled city, Niu Fu was playing chess with Ma Zhe, who had joined the army.
Ma Zhe, who joined the army, looked light-hearted, and said with a smile: "General, those old, weak, sick and disabled must have only been sent by Yuan Shao to lure the enemy, as long as you can't hold on, they can't help you!" ”
"That's, that's!"
Niu Fu laughed and said, "As a leading general, my heart is as stable as a dog...... Uh, no, it's as steady as a rock, how could he be provoked into the city by a few words? It's too much to underestimate me! ”
"The general deserves to be a good son-in-law of Xiangguo!" Ma Zhe patted his ass: "As long as you keep this white horse village, it will be the first credit to quell the chaos, and his future is unlimited!" ”
"I still have to join the army and support more!" Although Niu Fu was modest in his words, he was too proud in his heart.
In the past, I was always pressed by Lu Bu, Li Yu, and Guo Yan, this time I must take care of this white horse village, and let Xiangguo's father-in-law ask for credit for me in front of the little emperor!
Under the walled city, the old mule led people to scold wave after wave, and the scolding became more and more ugly.
After a cup of tea, he found that there was still no one in Baima Village to fight, and the old mule was a little anxious.
On a hidden hillside not far away, Mei Changsheng shook his head secretly and sighed there.
"Brother Changsheng, what are you sighing for!"
Diao Chan asked in a coquettish voice.
Mei Changsheng frowned and said, "Hey, I just thought, if Zhang Fei is not so strong, let him scold the formation, he will definitely be stronger than this old mule!" ”
"What then? If Niu Fu doesn't come out, I'm afraid that this White Horse Village will not be easy to break! ”
"Luckily, I was prepared!"
Mei Changsheng said, took out a piece of parchment from his arms, and said to Diao Chan: "You go, send this to the old mule, let them learn something!" ”
Diao Chan spread out the parchment, only glanced at it, and his face turned red.
"Brother Changsheng, are you too bad! This kind of scolding can also be written! I'm afraid that Niu Fu, this time the dog will be so angry that he will jump off the wall! ”
After saying that, she giggled, rode a white horse, and ran towards the white horse village.
After scolding for a long time, no one paid attention to the people in Baima Village for a long time, and the old mule was already poor in donkey skills.
At this moment, I saw Diao Chan give herself a piece of parchment, saying that it was given by the military advisor, so I quickly took it.
When he opened it, he saw that it said Zu An scolded Dafa.
Looking at the cursing words in the back, the old mule was so happy that his eyebrows were raised.
The military advisor is a cow!
"Brothers, come, everyone come here, learn how to scold with me, and then scold together!"
Before Diao Chan returned to Mei Changsheng's side, he heard a burst of shouting and scolding from behind him.
Niu Fu is still playing chess with Ma Zhe, who joined the army.
Niu Fu looks like a tiger's back, and his face is also well-behaved and quite masculine.
It's just that he has a characteristic, that is, his mouth is a little exaggerated, which looks very different from ordinary people.
It is said that Dong Zhuo's second daughter took a fancy to this and was completely conquered one day.
"General Niu, no matter how the enemy screams and scolds, I will not move! You really deserve to be the son-in-law of Xiangguo! If it goes on like this, as long as General Niu holds the White Horse Village for ten days, he will be able to make the thief army chaotic! ”
Ma Zhe slapped his ass while falling.
"That's it! Fighting on the battlefield is not only about the troops, but also about the heart! ”
Niu Fu was also proud that he could endure the insult of the old man outside for so long, and laughed: "As a general, you must be able to endure what ordinary people can't bear!" I am Xiangguo's son-in-law, how can I not share my worries for Xiangguo?
I must prove it to those Xiliang barbarian soldiers, I, Niu Fu, didn't rely on my daughter-in-law's nepotism to become a general! ”
"The general is wise!" Ma Zhe stroked his palms and smiled.
At this moment, when Diao Chan was teaching the old mule face to face and teaching them how to scold, the scolding sound outside naturally stopped.
This made Niu Fu feel anxious and laughed: "Haha, it seems that those thieves outside are tired of scolding." This is the ...... of humiliation without a fight."
Before Niu Fu's words were finished, suddenly, there were several clear and rhythmic scolding voices outside.
"Ushisuke, you lips and barren long thing, get out of here!"
Niu Fu's face was cold, and the long mouth, which was already very prominent, became longer.
It's just too much!
Fear value from Ushisuke, +5!
Ma Zhe's face also trembled, the other party scolded, but Niu Fu's taboo!
He hurriedly persuaded: "Those thieves must be dogs jumping off the wall in a hurry, don't be fooled!" ”
Niu Fu's heart is not so calm.
But after hearing Ma Zhe's words, he held back the anger in his heart and snorted: "When the reinforcements of Xiangguo arrive, I will definitely break the corpses of these anti-thieves into ten thousand pieces!" ”
"Niu Fu, are you hiding in the stockade and busy eating your daughter-in-law's soft rice?"
Suddenly, the shouting and scolding came again.
Eating soft rice?
You are the one who eats soft rice, and your whole family eats soft rice!
Niu Fu clenched his fists so loudly that he wanted to rush out and beat the man up.
Fear value from Ushisuke, +5!
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