69. My Big Cousin (II)
Maude Caesar didn't pay attention to the two of them at this time, turned his head to focus on Delos and the big river crab (Jimmy), and thought to himself that these two decrepit boys had better say something, otherwise they could only cover their faces and deal with these two people, after all, no matter how much they changed, I Caesar the Great could not lose face.
"The weak coward will only hide behind his comrades, a fluffy yodeler and... This~ What is this? "Mordecaesar originally thought that time had passed and the big river crabs had been cultivated, but I didn't expect to look at it with my eyes, but I found that this thing seemed to be a person?
"Uh~ My lord, I am from the Titan Clan, and I am a true hero under the seat of Lord Notirus!" Ji Mengurn said angrily, maybe he himself felt embarrassed, after all, such a shameful posture, it is really difficult for people to see what kind of creature it is?
"Forget it, it's rare to have a problem with you little rabbits, remember not to speak ill of me in front of your Lord God in the future, just make enemies for me!" Mordecaesar couldn't believe that this was actually said by herself, maybe the long road of reincarnation really consumed a person's vices.
emmm, I vaguely feel like I've become a good person!
"Now tell me what has happened over the years!" Maudekaiser took off his helmet and put it on the hammer, slowly closed his eyes, and with a wave of his iron hand, he saw that the ghostly fog that surrounded the Tibetan star all year round disappeared in an instant.
As soon as these words came out, although several people breathed a sigh of relief, they also lost their minds.
After all, Laxana still has her own pride, Meng Huangliang?
It would be good if this grandson could distinguish the order of the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, as for the historical literature of the rune universe?
Hehe, just glance at it, it's the most annoying thing about history or something.
Delos finally came back to his senses, and cried and said, "My lord, Kree is my eldest cousin, and he is also from Noxus..."
"emmm, when did the genre of relationships start to emerge in the Land of Runecraft?" Maude Caesar smacked her lips, thinking that he had said that Calces was his little brother, and that he hadn't been bombarded into scum by those bastards?
"Don't talk about these things, I'm unlucky to meet a few of you, hurry up and tell me about the current situation!" Mordkais raised his war hammer and slammed it into the ground, kicking up another cloud of dust.
A few people choked coughed repeatedly, and even his own face became not very good-looking, maybe he took off his helmet and had nothing to filter the dust, right?
Meng Huangliang slandered in his heart: This product really hasn't experienced the haze days of Chang'an, and it's nothing to do with dust, and it's not a stunt, it's really a panic.
"Okay~cough-cough~Lord Maudekaiser, that's right, since you fell into reincarnation, the news that Kyle and Morgana sisters also fell into reincarnation has also spread, and even fell into reincarnation before you······ Let's go ······ Let's go ······ Silas then stole Master Kieran back in time to escape capture when the heroes lost their minds, and after that, Silas was rumored to have joined the Void and is now our common enemy! ”
"Hiss~" Maudekaiser calmly listened to Delos's report, but there were waves in his heart.
"You mean, Noxus has made peace with Ionia?" He still didn't believe in this fact, after all, when he was serving Noxing, the war between them was going on all the time, and Noxus had already formed an irresolvable mortal enmity with Ionia, even when he fell into reincarnation, the two sides were still squeezing each other's strength for the war.
There is no way to stop this war unless one side loses!
"Yes, Lord Caesar, Noxus and Ionia are indeed allies now, and I may not have made it clear to you!" Delos swallowed, saying these words really felt a little smoky, but the big guy was obviously attentive, and he didn't want to disturb Maude's emotional interest when he just came back from picking up a life.
It is rumored that when Maude Caesar lost her mind, she was really emotionless, and she cut her own wine.
He was so scared that he was going to die, so he hurriedly continued after a short break: "Actually, when Ionia and Noxus became one, it was mainly because the Void Air Regiment led by Koga raided the allies of Ionia, and even destroyed Shurima Star in an instant, which directly made more than a dozen hero-level adults fall into reincarnation, and even the entire Shurima Star was swallowed by that terrifying big bug, even now I feel terrible when I think about it!"
However, according to later records, it is said that it was also because the news of Lord Zelas's ascension reached the ears of Corgas at that time, which led to this tragedy, and it was rumored that the ascendant was the nemesis of the Void Race, otherwise it would be impossible for the Void Air Regiment, which had been silent..." Speaking of this, Maudekaiser interrupted Delos with a wave of his hand, and said: "But what does this have to do with Noxus, Ionia's backyard is on fire, I believe this is something that all Noxian high-level leaders like to see, they don't just go to the well at this time and time, how can they still go to the snow as Ionia's allies!" ”
"Uh~ Actually, this little one is also very curious, about this, there is no worthy news in the alliance to tell us!" Delos squinted and scratched his furry head, which he honestly couldn't figure out.
Not only him, but even on the battlefield where they are now fighting side by side, it is impossible for the warriors of Ionia and Noxus to fight together, how can this kind of hatred that goes deep into the bone marrow dissipate after a while!
Even every Ionian or Noxus veteran will warn the recruits to be careful of their allies, no matter how terrifying the Void is, it is not as hateful as one-ten-thousandth of their allies!
"Yodelers?" Maudecaesar touched Delos's head as if he were touching the dog he had in his childhood, and sighed, "Can you tell me your name?" ”
"I'm rubbing, is this going to unload the mill and kill the donkey?"
"Nima, will it be to ask me my name to erect a monument for me?"
Quickly putting aside the cranky thoughts in his mind, Delos bowed and replied, "My lord, my name is Delos, and I am the true hero of Lord Timo!" ”
"Oh? The True Biography of Teemo?
I heard that which of you can be invisible?
And like to peek at other people's showers?
Hahaha! Mordecassa suddenly smiled like a fat man with asthma of three hundred pounds.
For him, it seemed that the gossip was more interesting.
"Do you know what Karseth looked like when he took a bath?" Maude Caesar appeared interested.
Delos had beads of sweat on his head, and he whispered, "My lord, I really don't know about this, but I know that my cousin Kree likes to ride a dinosaur and pick his ass when no one is around, which is true!" ”
"Ahem~" Shanna, Huang Liang and others, who were still listening to the story there, couldn't help coughing a few times.
Meng Huangliang understands, no wonder Shanna hates yodelers a little, especially Teemo's, which is really obscene and has no bottom line.
Change to a normal person who will be fine to stare at his eldest cousin to see if someone is picking their butts and riding a dinosaur.
Mayer, is this a trick butt picking?
However, this sentence seemed to poke Maude Caesar's laughter, and I saw him straddle and laugh, like a bandit.
"Is this true, that little bastard of Kree still has such a hobby, it really makes me laugh, hahahaha!" Maude Caesar will be like a fat man with asthma and laughing at 400 pounds.
emmm, a hundred pounds more!