Nine flavors of poisonous smoke in the body

The nine lion heads said with a sly smile at the same timeβ€”

"You forgot the deity's Dharma name, the Nine Spirits Yuanzun, the deity has nine heads, nine lives, and nine original gods, now you know, right? Hahahahaha! ”

The nine big lion heads, including his original head, split their mouths and laughed in unison at the same time, and the laughter was like a pot of stewed Eight Immortals soup, so thick and chaotic that people almost spit it out.

Tang San nervously got up from the ground, and said in his heart, where did the woman go? Why still haven't I found it.

An ominous premonition crept up in his heart, the red-haired lion had just asked him to find the blowing snow from his back,

Didn't you really get eaten by those nine big lion mouths?

It was obviously the height of summer, but Tang San suddenly felt that his whole body was cold, as if he had taken a cold shower.

In his heart, he scolded himself: "Stinky woman, what are you doing to save the poor monk when you are idle?" You've been eaten now, right? ”

Tang San slowly stepped forward, lowered his head and looked depressed, and said to the Nine Spirits Yuanzun, "Your Excellency, can you do me a favor?" ”

The lion head on the back of the Nine Spirits Yuanzun smiled and opened his mouth to speak: "What are you busy with?" ”

"Give the woman back to the poor monk." As he spoke, Tang San raised his head violently, his eyes were as sharp as an eagle, and he emitted a sharp and incomparably sharp aura,

The nine lion heads on the back of the Nine Spirits Yuanzun were all startled by this sharp look, and they opened their mouths wide to stare at the lion.

After being stunned for a while, one of the lion's heads replied to him with an obedient expression: "Okay, okay, I'll give it back to you now." ”

After speaking, his chin pulled down and slowly opened the lion's mouth.

Tang San's eyes lit up, and his gaze was fixed on the lion's mouth: Could it be that he was going to spit out the blowing snow?

Sure enough, I vomited!

It's pitch black, more and more, more and more, but it doesn't look like a human figure?

Tang San took a closer look, and a sudden cloud of black qi gushed out, surging directly towards his bald head!

At that moment, Tang San's Seven Apertures seemed to have countless fire dragons drilled into it, reaching deep into his brain marrow, scorching every inch of his body like fire!

Immediately screamed, and the body flew out-

It's this smoke, it's poisonous smoke!

This damn lion-headed yin man! He actually spewed poisonous smoke at Tang San.

Tang San's body flew out and slammed into the ground.

At this time, the Nine Spirits Yuanzun stood up from the ground with a fat fish, and laughed in surprise at the same time with the nine lion heads on his back-

"Hahahaha, if you get my Baiwei poisonous smoke, it's hard if you don't want to die!"

Sure enough, Tang San was motionless like a dead fish after landing on the ground.

Jiuling Yuanzun moved his fat body, like a hunter who had just caught his prey, and ran over happily to check his loot.

I couldn't help but come to the side and reach out and touch it-

Just when his red lion's paw touched the bald head, there was immediately a powerful force from under himβ€”

Then his one-ton body flew out like a football.

"What?!"

Jiuling Yuanzun exclaimed, he was actually knocked away by the bald head's punch!

This dog is more dead than a human!

flew dozens of meters away, bouncing directly on the ground several times before stopping.

Jiuling Yuanzun got up in embarrassment and looked forward, the bald head was still lying motionless on the ground, as if the one just now had nothing to do with him.

Now the Nine Spirits Yuanzun is wondering, what is the situation? This bald head is acting? Or did I just have a cramp and pop it out on its own?

It's incredible!

It stands to reason that the bald head should have been poisoned by his poisonous smoke, so there is no reason to still move?

So what the hell was going on?

Jiuling Yuanzun really can't think of it when he scratches his scalp, what's the situation? I just wondered to death!

But he really didn't believe in this evil, and immediately got up and walked up again, muttering: "It's just a dead man, I can't touch your bald head yet?" ”

If you don't believe in evil, you have to touch his bald head, and you have to touch his bald head! What else can you do?

Swinging his fat body, he staggered up, and the big red lion's paw stretched out, and he touched his bald head, and he was going to touch it!

See what you can do!

And it turned out to be a "Ouch I'll go" sound!

The ball-like body of the Nine Spirits Yuanzun flew back like a ball again, and it landed on the ground and bounced several times, this body was really elastic.

Finally stopped, Jiuling Yuanzun's eyes widened, and he was dumbfounded-

"It's there again, this unbelievable scene has happened again! What's going on? Once was an accident, but what about two?? ”

Got up and looked at the bald human lying in the distance in surprise, obviously he had been poisoned, so who hit the deity just now? What the hell!

But Jiuling Yuanzun was a super dragon-level monster after all, how could he be intimidated by such a haunted little scene?

Immediately turned over, and marched towards the bald head for the third time, he really didn't believe in ghosts, and Lang Lang Qiankun turned against this little ghost?

Even if there is a ghost, his Nine Spirits Yuanzun can still subdue him!

Just go, no hesitation!

Stretching out the big red lion's paw, he was about to touch the bald head, "Hmph, the deity just wants to touch it!" ”

As a result, this time the palm of his hand had not touched the bald head, but the human on the ground suddenly opened his eyes violently-

"Ouch, I'll go!"

This time, he was not hit by anything, but Jiuling Yuanzun himself jumped out violently and directly retreated to a distance of more than ten meters.

shouted in panic: "What the hell, Zhen Nima, this bald head has blown up the corpse!" ”

Isn't it, his nine-flavor poisonous smoke, not to mention a small human, can even poison a dinosaur, and no one has survived from the poisonous smoke since ancient times!

Suck one mouthful of seven orifices to bleed, suck two mouthfuls of the soul out of the body, suck three mouthfuls of the soul to fly away, and suck four mouthfuls to explode on the spot!

This nine-flavor poisonous smoke is so poisonous, it is so devastating, so no one can survive from the poisonous smoke at all!

Unless......

Unless that bald head is really ......

Jiuling Yuanzun shouted in horror and asked, "Bald, are you dead or not?!" ”

I saw the upper body of the bald human slowly sit up - just sit up straight, without using his hands to support the ground, this Nima is not a corpse What else can it be!

The strange man shuddered in fright and took three steps back.

Listen directly to that," the corpse said slowly, "Guess." ”

"I guess?" Jiuling Yuanzun's eyes were about to pop out, "You let me guess?" I'm guessing you're not dead, are you? ”

Tang San smiled slightly: "That's right, add ten points." ”

Good guys, plus 10 points, do you have a prize to answer?

Jiuling Yuanzun asked urgently, "Did you fart just now?" ”

Tang San's head tilted: "So you know?" The poor monk is indeed released, what is your opinion? ”

"Oops, I'll go!!" Jiuling Yuanzun stomped his foot violently, and suddenly realized, no wonder this bald head didn't die-

There is only one house method in the world that can crack this extremely poisonous nine-flavor poisonous swallow, and that is - farting while sucking!

Only this one method can avoid immortality, and the result is really to let this bald head be met by mistake and luck, do you dare to believe it?

How could time be such a coincidence? Did you catch him farting when he made a big move? It's not, it's not!

"You're bald, you're so shitty lucky!"

At this time, Tang Seng had already stood up from the ground, patted the soil on his body, and replied to him with a displeased face: "

Shit luck? The poor monk has long seen through your little tricks, how can there be any shit luck, it's all the hard power of the poor monk! ”

The Nine Spirits Yuanzun was speechless at this sentence, and replied stammeringly: "You...... You're pretending, you're definitely pretending! ”

He could never have imagined that a human would actually know the detoxification method of the Nine Flavors of Poisonous Smoke?!

It's absolutely impossible!

He had only revealed this secret in the paid Q&A around the neck, and the bald head would never have known it!

Unless......

Unless......