Chen Youfang smiled innocently, revealing white teeth that were completely different from his dark skin, and washed away the initial gangster aura on his body, only to see him scratch the back of his head with his hand: "I know you are from the Star Alliance, haven't you lived with us for several days! Yesterday, you guys were rushing to take a bath with us! Hey, you won't be so lucky tonight, you must be in the top 100 to get it." As he spoke, he pointed to the top of the camera, apparently referring to the staff member carrying the camera.

Suddenly, Brother Chen's honest appearance and unconventional words and deeds caused a chuckle from the audience in front of the screen who were watching the TV screen intently.

It turns out that the people of the Eastern Empire are like this.

It's not as rude, barbaric, and rude as it has been reported on Star Alliance TV, but it seems that there are some farmers like those farmers on the outskirts of the Star Alliance's planets, simple, cute, and some small grudges, but they are harmless.

Brother Chen in the camera finally reported his name, and then when asked about the morning run called tail biting that had just ended, I saw Chen Youfang's bitter face as ugly as a bitter melon: "It turns out that the training of our 15th battalion is not like this, it was originally the same as the training of all military regions, and it also ran in the morning, but it was not so early, and the intensity was not so great." These training items were all thought up by the battalion commander after he came. ”

Speaking of this, he even vomited bitterness at the camera: "You don't know, when we first started this kind of training, we couldn't bear it at all, and after such a high-intensity training in the morning, we couldn't eat for a day, just like a monkey, we vomited." ”

The person in the camera flickered and turned into a short and thin officer and soldier, who was a monkey, and I saw him waving awkwardly to Shabini who was hidden out of the camera on the left: "Don't listen to Brother Chen, I haven't vomited, the person who vomited is himself!"

", monkey, are you dying, are you cowardly, it's obvious that you coaxed you at the beginning, okay!" Brother Chen's voice came from a distance, startling the monkey in front of the screen.

Fortunately, Brother Chen, who was impulsive later, did not rush to the screen and flatten the monkey.

When asked about his impression of the battalion commander Rykya, the monkey tilted his head and thought about it, then looked around with a thief's eyebrows, made sure that there was no one, and then he was solemn, nodded, and whispered: "This guy is a hooligan, a big rotten person!"

The tone, that's called determination!

Suddenly, the curiosity of those Star Alliance people in front of the screen was aroused. Look, a man who is called an internationalist fighter is actually called a "rogue" and a "rotten person" by his comrades-in-arms, is it, in private, that he still has those unknown dark sides? The audience of the Star Alliance, especially those who are not very interested in this native of the Eastern Empire, suddenly cheered up, pricked up their ears, and kept their eyes firmly fixed on the screen, for fear of missing a word or a fragment in it.

I saw the monkey being questioned again and again, at first, he still gritted his teeth and didn't speak, and later, when the film crew promised not to shoot this paragraph, and at the same time didn't tell others, the monkey quietly told them: "I'll tell you, that guy, it's really bad, every time I go with him to peek at those chicks in the women's barracks taking a bath, he always steps on my shoulder and says." Wait, wait, wait', and from the beginning to the end, he was peeking over my shoulder, and I didn't have a chance to look at it at all. And a few times, when he showed me compassionately, it was when those female barracks aunts came out, and I lost my appetite when I looked at that figure. One time it was even more infuriating, we were accidental, when we were found by those female soldiers, he ran away, leaving me alone, and I was hung up and beaten alive by those female soldiers!"

Saying this, the monkey pretended to touch his eyes with his thin monkey paw-like hand, which really smelled sad and made the listener cry...... That's weird!

The Covenant people in front of the screen laughed heartily, and some even fell to the ground from the sofa with laughter. It turned out that this great warrior, who seemed to be righteous and awe-inspiring on the surface, was actually an ordinary person in private, and he would also go to peek at the woman taking a bath, and when he was discovered, he would also leave his comrades behind and run away alone.

Unconsciously, the audience feels that this Reykja native of the Eastern Empire is no longer the serious and violent stereotypical image in his impression, and his image is more plump and closer to his own life, just like the neighbor next door, which makes people feel cordial.

Next, some people were interviewed, and some of them worked hard to blow for their battalion commander, but in the end, someone would run away from the camera and yell at the side: "Battalion commander, what did I just say?

There is also no hiding his contempt for this battalion commander, for example, Mosquito Coils held on to his pair of large glasses as thick as the bottom of a wine bottle, and said angrily: "Reykja, that guy is a bastard, he knows to exploit me all day long, and he has asked me to try to hack your Star Alliance movie websites more than once!"

"What, those movie websites? I can't remember exactly, anyway, as long as there are ***** websites, he wants me to hack a top VIP account back for him. He thinks I'm a god, and those websites are protected by the strongest encryption of the entire Star Alliance's perimeter firewall......"

As a result, before the mosquito coil was scolded, he was dragged away by a big hand that suddenly reached out from outside the camera.

"Damn, let your boy speak ill of me. Gorilla Crucifix!"

After a roar, I heard the intermittent screams of mosquito coils, and then farther and farther away until I couldn't hear them......

In the documentary, Li Dong appeared, only in a hurry. Before the reporter could ask a question, Li Dong, who was wearing big sunglasses that covered his entire face, stood solemnly, stretched out his hand, and covered the end: "Military secrets must not be leaked." ”

Unreasonable.

However, the image that was exposed before is full of a comic atmosphere that violates the harmony.

In the documentary, about the entire 15th Battalion, not only the wild running of the tail biting in the morning, it can be said that the entire 15th Battalion, as long as there is no mission, is spent in training and rest between training.

In the shot, one by one mecha divisions are piloting their mechas, constantly rolling on the ground or somersaults in the air, and many people, after getting off the mechas, vomit on the spot.

"Excuse me, what kind of training are you doing?"

The film crew once again saw the beginning of the interview.

I saw that the soldier who had just vomited and his face was pale, looked at Li Dong behind him who was cursing and loudly directing the training of the mecha, and swallowed his saliva: "I'm sorry, our battalion commander gave us a list that said that if you leak military secrets, you will be hoisted up and bulleted to death." ”

Military secrets, no leaks!

“......”

"So can you tell us how long you've been in this 15th battalion, how long has you been training, and how long is this kind of training going on?"

The soldier replied honestly: "I joined the 15th Battalion last month, and my seniors asked me to do such strange training, and I actually got used to it a week ago. Not long ago, the battalion commander came back, and the intensity of training suddenly became greater again, so I will be like this. "It's going to vomit and die.

When asked if he wanted to be transferred to another barracks, the soldier was at a loss: "Why, okay, why do you want to transfer? Here, everyone is like a family, usually fighting and making trouble, and when there is something, they laugh as much as they want, but they will still reach out to help." It's hard to find a few such friends in your life! However, we swear that when the battalion commander gets married, we will get him drunk!"

Scratching his head, he smiled bitterly: "When will the training be? It will probably be when we defeat the Western Empire, at that time, I can apply for discharge from the army and go home, and the retirement money should be enough for me to buy a piece of land, marry Xiaofang next door, and then live a peaceful and stable life." Speaking of which, it seems that the dream life is within reach, a big smile, two front teeth exposed, and the big crack in the middle, which looks extraordinarily simple and simple.

Somewhere in my heart, I was deeply touched. Many of the Star Alliance people looking at the screen blurred their eyes.

The child's wife is hot on the kang. Ordinary people, ordinary wishes, this is the Eastern Empire, which was once demonized by most of the media, this is an ordinary fighter of the 15th battalion. They were very moved for a moment, for the Eastern Empire soldiers who appeared in the camera, and for themselves, as voters who were in favor of the Star Alliance sending troops to reinforce the Eastern Empire.

The end of the documentary.

"This documentary will continue to be done, we will continue to follow the 15th battalion, follow this battalion commander until the final victory. We aim to provide a most realistic image of the ordinary soldiers and military of the Eastern Empire. Because of 'military secrets', there are a lot of things in our program that are still being blocked, but in the next issue, there will be a lot of unsealed things to present to you, such as the results of the latest friendly match between the Star Alliance reinforcements and the Eastern Empire, and what are the unexpected performances of the soldiers of the 15th Battalion and his battalion commander Rekeya in this process. ”

"At the end of the show, we would like to congratulate Battalion Commander Reykja, who successfully broke through the Tianguan and became a super A-level mecha division yesterday. ”

Next, the screen goes dark and switches to ads.

The documentary is over for the time being, but the butterfly effect caused by this documentary has only just begun.