Chapter 037: How Are You Planning to Subdue Demons and Eliminate Demons? Take pee on them
"My poor butt, woo woo ......" Lin Youzhi couldn't imagine that he actually gave a python demon for the first time, and he was still a recipient!
Defenseless, the immortal soldiers were lost, and the treasure bag was also looted!
What could be worse than that?
Yes!
That is, Lin Youzhi found that his location was very unfamiliar!
Moreover, the divine thought stretched out, and he found two arrows and spears raccoons in the middle of the Demon Infant Realm traveling in his direction.
Lin Youzhi panicked, if he had a magic weapon of immortal warfare, with his ability, even if he couldn't fight, it would be no problem to escape.
But now...... How to escape? Streak?
Discipline is precious, and life is more valuable.
Life and death are trivial matters in front of him, Lin Youzhi doesn't mind running naked, but he doesn't know where to run!
"God is jealous of talents, is my Lin Youzhi going to die here? My dream of forming a Taoist couple with the Shifeng bloodline has not yet been realized, and I have not yet defeated the ancestral dragon bloodline, I am not reconciled! ”
Lin Youzhi looked up to the sky and sighed, speechless.
Well, I didn't dare to make a sound, for fear of directly exposing my position and being swallowed by the arrow spear raccoon.
The pain in the back seat was still clear, and the pain points were unevenly distributed, as if there was still blood flowing.
"That python demon is simply not human...... Uh, it's a beast...... Uh, I won't let it go! ”
Lin Youzhi scolded the python demon in his heart, but what was depressing was that he scolded very unhappily.
Stretch out your small, trembling cold hand to touch the wound in the back seat.
The sudden stinging pain filled his heart with joy.
Because, his hand was pricked!
Take down the culprit, and when you look closely, it turns out to be a black thorn.
Lin Youzhi's back seat was pierced with twenty-seven thorns, and if you look at it from behind, you can see that his ass is full of holes, which is shocking.
Lin Youzhi grinned in pain, and smiled brightly.
Really, painfully and happily.
It is said that he is so happy because the festival is still there.
That python is a mischievous demon, and he doesn't mean to want a strong demon to lock men.
"Whew!"
An angry roar stopped Lin Youzhi's smirk.
It was from an arrow-spear raccoon, and apparently, it found a hearty breakfast.
Lin Youzhi's scalp suddenly went numb, is this the legendary getting carried away, happy and sad?
He gritted his teeth and was about to run naked, when the two arrows and spears stopped when they were less than ten meters away from him, then looked at him affectionately, turned and ran away.
Lin Youzhi: "??? ”
Three question marks popped up above Lin Xiaopenyou's head: What's the situation? Could it be that these two demons suddenly remembered that they should be vegetarian today, so they let me go?
"Whew!"
A fairy breeze blows.
The wind blows in the crotch and flies, which is a very strange sense of comfort.
The demonic fog in front of Lin Youzhi was blown a little thin.
"Master Lin's nephew! Are you okay? What's wrong with you? Uh......"
An elder with a fairy wind bone suddenly appeared, shook off the dust, and was so handsome that he flew up.
He looked at the embarrassed and clean Lin Youzhi. probably made up why Master Lin's nephew became like this, and then felt that his imagination was lacking, and he really couldn't think of what happened.
Lin Youzhi's old face turned red, his hands covered the key parts, and he was filled with righteous indignation: "Back to Uncle Liu, the disciple was robbed by the demon clan criminal gang, those demons are insidious and cunning, and they are extremely shameless!"
Not only did they trap me with sacks and beat me, but they also robbed me of my treasures, my swords, and even my clothes...... Didn't let it go!
By the way, Uncle Liu, why are you here? How do I know I'm in danger? ”
Uncle Liu was stunned when asked: "Didn't you crush the messenger jade talisman and call me here?" ”
Lin Youzhi looked confused: "No, the messenger jade talisman is in the treasure bag, and it was snatched away by the python demon together, and I didn't have time to pinch it at all." ”
Uncle Liu: "......"
"Could it be that the python demon helped you crush it?" Uncle Liu made a bold guess.
Lin Youzhi decisively denied this speculation: "Impossible, that python demon is despicable and treacherous, how can he help me?" ”
Uncle Liu's mind moved, and there was an extra bronze sword in his hand, and two sky blue embroidered unicorn treasure bags: "Senior nephew Lin, these, but yours?" ”
Lin Youzhi was slightly stunned, and then overjoyed: "Could it be that Uncle Liu killed the python demon gang and snatched back my treasure bag immortal soldiers?" ”
Uncle Liu shook his head: "No, I picked it up nearby, I look familiar with the Biyou Sword, it's really yours." ”
Lin Youzhi: "......"
He couldn't help but think, "Could it be ...... Did I misunderstand the python demon, the bull demon? They are actually kind and simple, only because the demon race and the human race have a common hatred, so they made a little joke with me? ”
Lin Youzhi was worried that he would run out, and he didn't take the treasure bag and sword, so he hurriedly asked, "Has Uncle Liu ever seen my clothes?" ”
Uncle Liu shook his head: "No." ”
Three black lines appeared in Lin Youzhi's head.
He was very sure at this time, the python demon and the bull demon were the two out-and-out dead perverts, or how could they put the treasure bag immortal soldiers and only take away his clothes?
"Trouble Uncle Liu to take out a set of clothes from my treasure bag, the feeling of not wearing clothes is very awkward."
Uncle Liu checked Lin Youzhi's treasure bag and said, "Senior nephew, you don't have any clothes in your treasure bag, have you forgotten to bring it?" ”
"Fog grass! Gan! Those two bastards......" Lin Youzhi's mentality collapsed instantly, and he was so angry that he swore words.
Uncle Liu took out a set of gray clothes from his treasure bag: "Senior nephew Lin, if you really don't have it, wear my set first." ”
"Thank you, uncle."
Lin Youzhi quickly took over his clothes, ran to a big tree and put them on, and when he came out again, he looked like a ghost again.
"Senior Nephew Lin, you can follow me out of the Demon Mist Forest, according to the rules of the game, you are the first immortal seedling to be eliminated. Originally, the master had high hopes for you, thinking that you would be the final winner, who knows...... Alas. ”
Uncle Liu sighed, he really didn't expect it.
Lin Youzhi seemed to have suffered a hundred million critical hits, and knowing the meaning of explaining Mude, he still said aggrievedly: "Uncle Liu, the jade talisman really wasn't crushed by me." ”
Uncle Liu shook his head: "So what? It's your jade talisman that breaks, right? And if I don't come, how are you going to slay demons and eliminate demons? Do you pee on them? ”
Lin Youzhi: "......"
That's it.
The first immortal Miao Lin of Yaoxian Gate was ambitious, but he was forced to be eliminated before he was out.
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Yun Richu's side has already encountered the first demon with Qiu Moyun.
It was a three-eared macaque in the late stage of the Demon Pill, not delicate at all, just three and a half meters tall, the muscles on the arms were bigger than Yun Richu's head, and the end was majestic and majestic.
If it weren't for Qiu Moyun's voice, Yun Richu would have thought that this product was a Mount Tai.
The three-eared macaque demon held a silver metal rod in his hand, his eyes were scarlet as blood, and his fangs were sharp and abnormal.
When it saw that the harmless human and animal Terran Qi Cultivator Yun Richu was about to swing a metal rod and smash him into a meat patty.
"Human, give me death!" The three-eared macaque shouted, picked up the metal rod with one hand, and the tiger was vigorous.
Yun Richu shook his head secretly, these junior demons are really ignorant and fearless, and they actually dare to do something to him.
"Little junior brother, be careful!"
Qiu Moyun, who was hiding in the shadows and waiting for an opportunity to move according to the plan, exclaimed, pinched a sword trick, and a flying sword lightning stabbed the three-eared macaque in the back of the heart.
Yun Richu's deep eyes were golden and sheng: "Look at my mouth shape, Gang!" ”
One-tenth of the demon aura did not make the three-eared macaque disappear in an instant, but only played a weakening role, making its movements slower, its strength smaller, and its defensive strength plummeted.
The three-eared macaque inadvertently caught a glimpse of the tower-shaped pendant on Yun Richu's neck, and his scarlet eyes showed an unprecedented look of horror.
"Whew!"
The flying sword came out through his heart, and the sharp sword qi shattered the demon pill of the three-eared macaque.
"Boom!"
There was a loud bang.
The three-eared macaque pounced in front of Yun Richu and threw himself to the ground.
It was quite satisfied with the fate of being stabbed to death by a flying sword, and at least it could leave a whole corpse.
"Wow, the sixth senior sister is so good, so brave, so powerful, one move is a three-eared macaque demon in the late stage of the demon pill!" At the beginning of the cloud, he did not hesitate to praise.
Qiu Moyun saw that Yun Richu was unharmed, and his heart trembled: "Your senior sister and I have obtained the true inheritance of your third senior sister, and the sword magic power is invincible in the same realm." ”
As an excellent praiser, what else can Yun Richu say?
"Must drop!"