Chapter 91: A Little Story of the Thunder Man
Mika feels like her soul is tormented!
Miracle looked funny, so he said: "Sister Meijia, I think you better hide your phone, otherwise you may not be able to stand it~"
"No! I'm still waiting to answer Joe's call! Meijia said pitifully.
Miracle raised his head from the game: "Why don't you ask Zhao Haitang to tell you a story, isn't he very good at writing stories?" ”
Zhao Haitang feels that this can be had, and he can also show his talent!
So Zhao Haitang looked at Meijia with a happy smile and frantically signaled that he could.
Unexpectedly, Meijia refused without hesitation: "No!" Zhao Haitang's stories are too bad, emm vigorous! Hurry up and say something, let me forget about the red envelope! ”
Zhao Haitang was devastated, and he shrugged his shoulders miraculously, this is not his pot~
Vigorously thought for a moment: "I'll tell you a fable." ”
"There was once a beautiful girl who loved to play bingo."
Hearing the first sentence, Miracle was a little stunned, to be honest, he always had a feeling that he was inserting commercials, a little weird.
Forget it, no matter, Wocao! There are 3 steps on the right!
The miracle continued to command his teammates to struggle.
Dali also continued: "The life of a girl is as colorful and joyful as bingo elimination. ”
"But one day, her life is no longer colorful and happy."
"Because.... She's stuck! ”
Nani?!
Miracle listened to the ending, and was almost stolen by the monkey on the other side.
Zhao Haitang and Meijia were also confused: "Are you sure this is a fable?" And not product placement?! ”
"Don't worry." "She asked her friends for help, but they couldn't do anything about it. ”
"But she didn't give up, she tried to clear the customs every day, and her persistence touched God, and a boy appeared."
"That boy not only taught her how to clear the level, but also shared a lot of tricks with her."
"The more the two talked, the more speculative they became, and finally came together."
Miracle said confidently: "I know Dali, you want to tell Sister Meijia that as long as you persist, you will definitely have good results, right?" ”
Well, this story is a little weird, but it makes sense.
As a result, Dali shook his head: "Unexpectedly, that boy is very rich, and after marriage, they bought a house with cash and a car with cash." ”
"To commemorate the meeting between the two people, the boy bought the shop and transformed it into a bingo dessert shop, and the girl became the proprietress of the shop."
Co-authoring, this is a real story, huh? Miracles are all shocked!
But he was still a little confused: "Then, Dali, what are you talking about in this fable?" ”
Meijia and Zhao Haitang also wrinkled their brows and didn't know why.
Dali then said with a mysterious smile: "This story tells us that as long as you are rich enough, there will be no place for discount coupons in your life. ”
!!!!
The three of them are like five thunderbolts!
I was stunned by this divine twist!
The miracle was originally ambushed next to the side and prepared to kill the monkey as a result, but now with a slip of his hand, he sent himself to the opposite base with a big move!
There was a lot of laughter in the barrage!
Meijia also couldn't accept it: "So I care about discount coupons because I'm poor?!" ”
"Would you like to give your negative energy a thumbs up?!" Mika's face was full of strong smirk.
"My head is sore right now! There is no place for discount coupons at all! No! ”
Meijia feels that her little universe is about to explode!
Miracle helplessly watched his team being wiped out by the enemy, and then looked at the resentful Mika.
Well, at least as a result, is useful......
Zhang Wei ran over from afar: "I sent you a lot of coupons again, hurry up and get it~"
"Baidu for discounts, Zhihu for money-saving. Lawyer Zhang, I really admire your life skills. Zhao Haitang said.
Zhang Wei was also very happy to accept the praise.
"Zhang Wei!" Hu Yifei arrived before the sound arrived.
Zhang Wei heard Hu Yifei's voice and said with a smile: "Yifei? What are you calling me for? ”
Hu Yifei said with a smiling expression: "It's not because of the group buying app you recommended last time, Xiaoxian, I want to feel you in person~"
As soon as I heard the strange voice of yin and yang, I knew that this thing was not simple!
It happened that he had just finished killing a couple of people, and now he was safe in the safe zone, so he stood up and looked at the video phone in Hu Yifei's hand with everyone.
"I really want to thank you, Barrister Zhang." Zeng Xiaoxian, who was talking, was wearing a military coat with a felt hat and a quilt on his body, which looked super cold.
"The hot water bottle you gave me." Zeng Xiaoxian was still smiling and talking in front of him, and suddenly his expression became hideous, "It's really amazing!" ”
Miracle's eyes widened and he looked at the hot water bottle the size of a fingernail in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand in surprise.
probably knows that Zhang Wei's wave of recommendations, the buyer's show and the seller's show made Zeng Xiaoxian miserable.
Seeing that his teammates in the game were reporting danger in the coordinates, the miracle went back, but his ears were still pointed, and he listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's fierce criticism of Zhang Wei for a long time.
Zhang Wei's originally bright face has become almost like a bitter melon.
After Zeng Xiaoxian finished crying and hung up the video.
Everyone looked at Zhang Wei with pity.
Hu Yifei, who was full of danger, hugged his arms and looked at Zhang Wei quietly.
Zhang Wei said very seriously: "Teacher Zeng's story reminds me of the cold bird, the cold bird refused to make a nest, got by, and finally froze to death in the cold night." ”
"We must be diligent and self-reliant, and refuse to be entangled, in order to be worthy of the tuba." After pulling the skin for a while, Zhang Wei turned around and prepared to slip away.
was arrested by Hu Yifei ruthlessly, and pressed directly on the seat next to him: "What else?" ”
The danger factor has skyrocketed!
The people around him immediately stayed away from Zhang Wei!
Miracle hugged the laptop and moved it twice!
Danger warned again!
Zhang Wei's whole person was about to explode: "There are also some group buying applications now, which are a scam word." ”
Zhang Wei's brain was spinning fast, sweat came out, and he looked at Hu Yifei sincerely: "It took advantage of your trust in me, made you lose money, and made me lose friendship!" We are all victims, and we are all wrong! ”
"Wrong! It's this black-hearted site! ”
"Well said~" Hu Yifei applauded with a "kind" smile, "Wait a while, I won't hit you in the face." ”
!!!! It's over, it's over! Seeing that it was about to become the scene of violence, Zhang Wei hurriedly begged for mercy: "Calm down!" Now, please allow me to recommend another group buying app to you, Xiu Xiu Da~"
After listening to Zhang Wei blowing the good of this software again, Meijia asked suspiciously: "Then why can't you make a lock?" Recommended now? ”
Vigorously and directly inserted the knife: "I guess it's because it is recommended that new users register for Giant Energy, and there are rebate discounts!" ”
Zhang Wei was speechless.