"It's me, it's me, dear Wu, don't you know me?"

Right in front of me, a tearful black gorilla was dancing in his hands, trying to tell me something.

Me: "......"

"Really unrecognizable? You're kidding, you're kidding me, it must be so, right? The two lines of tears on the orangutan face became even more turbulent.

"Of course, how can you forget jì, ahhahaha~~~~" I laughed.

"I'll just say, it's just half a year, no matter how bad your memory is, it's impossible to forget it, ahhahahaha~~~"

The other party also raised his head tǐngxiōng, supporting his waist with one hand and scratching the back of his head with the other, laughing.

It looks like two fools.

"Speaking of which, monkey, you ......"

"It's an orangutan, bastard! Hey, wait, Wu, dear Wu, what are you doing, why did you suddenly wave to the guards over there, although it may not be my business, but I always feel that there is an ominous premonition, ah, they are coming, the guards are coming, what do you want to do, you have something to say, do you know who I am? It doesn't matter if you don't know, do you know who my wife is? Don't be scared when you say it, tuǐ soft ......"

The sixth orangutan in his clothes felt extremely keen, and when he saw a group of guards approaching at my beckoning, he immediately panicked as if he sensed something.

"Sorry, there's an orangutan here. Please, drive it back to the forest. ”

Captain of the Guards. I have a little impression that it should be Sigrema, the captain of the 10th Brigade who is responsible for the safety of Adventurer's Paradise, and because the bastards in Adventurer's Paradise are usually cute and foolish, so that the guards of the 10th Brigade are generally unsmiling and serious about enforcing the law, and only in this way can those guys be honest, so ......

"Do as you command, Elder."

The female Roger in front of her had a straight face. Meticulously carrying out my words, and with a look, the team behind her set up the gorilla in front of her.

"Wait...... Wait, wait, wait, there must be something wrong. The gorilla struggled, of course he didn't dare to exert himself, and if he hurt these lovely Rog guards, his wife would not let him go first, not to mention the others.

"Make no mistake, didn't you admit to being an orangutan just now?" I looked at him puzzled.

"Totally mistaken! Orangutan is just my nickname. It's better to say that you guys took it for me, I'm Gault, Got!! ”

Gorilla Gott burst into tears again, admiring his tear ducts. As long as it is to show the sense of existence and attract the audience's attention as a tragic character, it can be fully fired, 24 hours a day.

But he gave birth to a serious and majestic face with short hair standing up, a small handful of neat stubble on his chin, and a straight face. When tǐng starts xiōng chambering, it doesn't look ordinary handsome and masculine, as if there is a king's aura emanating from his body, and he will definitely be regarded as a big man by the audience who doesn't know the truth.

I think Sister Lina must have been deceived by his appearance in the first place to marry him.

"You...... Is it really Gott? I looked at each other in disbelief.

"It's really a bastard!"

"What evidence?" I looked at him coldly, there are a lot of impostors in these years, maybe this guy was turned into by the forces of hell in order to break into the camp.

"Look at my face. You'll be able to recognize it! ”

"I'm sorry, but the last time I saw my brother Gott was three years ago, at his memorial service." I silently turned my back, wiped the moist tears in my eyes, and looked up at the sky, under the blue sky, Gott gave a thumbs up, and the back with a hearty smile was so nostalgic.

"Huh...... Huh? Did I die three years ago?!! The other exclaimed in disbelief.

"That's right, the accident happened on a snowy night." My voice suddenly became low and hoarse, with a hint of choked up.

"In the dark and silent street, in the depths like the mouth of a beast, there was a sudden sound of small and rapid footsteps, the sound was getting closer and closer, and by the faint light of the fire cast from the balcony, I saw the figure of Goult the wolf bèi, flashing from the street under his feet, as if he was holding something in his arms, his face was stained with blood, and his figure had just passed by less than a second, and then several more men in black with their faces and black sè tights, holding blood-stained sharp daggers in their hands, passed by."

"I don't know why I was being hunted down or what I was holding in my arms, but I'm sure they must be chasing me." The gorilla was fully involved in the play, and nervously clenched his fists.

"That's right, as a good brother of Gort, how can I sit back and watch him be hunted down?"

"Wu, I didn't see the wrong person, you are really a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted guy."

"So, wearing a nightgown, holding a goblet on the balcony, dàng with the bright red yù drops of wine inside, drinking to myself in front of the blood moon, I drank the wine in the cup in one go."

"That's the momentum, hurry up and save me."

"Then fill it up again and toast to the moon."

"Hurry up and save someone, I'm going to be caught up with a bastard!"

"No, doesn't that mean you can be courageous? I'm also here to be able to save you more bravely when I can. ”

"Oh...... Oh oh, I see, sorry, I misunderstood you. ”

"After drinking three bottles and twenty-four full cups, I stood up unsatisfied."

"Drink too much, bastard, and can't get enough!!"

"Put on the armor I usually fight, put on a cloak, and grab the Zhanger snake spear on the weapon rack."

"Oh, are you finally going to make a move?"

"I thought about it. I put it back again. Replace it with another Blue Dragon Glaive Knife. ”

"Everything, let's go quickly!"

"After thinking about it again, I'll just take the two together."

"Do you want to double the power? I felt as if I was going to be saved. ”

It was then that I suddenly realized that I had just drunk and was sweating, and after half an hour of contemplation, I laid down my weapon and unfastened my cloak. I took off my armor and went to take a shower. ”

"It's over, the enemy has caught up!!"

"After washing, I feel comfortable all over my body, and my combat effectiveness can be exerted at 200 percent."

"I see, it seems that I misunderstood, you really plan to save me, so you will definitely be able to catch up, right?"

Then I saw that it was too late, the scenery was difficult to distinguish, and the battle was variable. Fearing an ambush, I put on my nightgown and slept until dawn. ”

"Huh...... Huh. Aren't we good brothers? Isn't it time to set off desperately? "The gorilla, who finally sensed that the script was wrong, looked at me with trembling eyes.

"When I slept until the afternoon of the next day, I immediately got up, washed and dressed non-stop, filled my stomach, drank a cup of afternoon tea, and mowed the lawn. Feed the bōli, put on the armor, put on the cloak, handle the two weapons and kill it. ”

"Who is bōli, bōli! Is it important to feed your brother or to feed the bōli well!! ”

"Obviously, I have tried so hard to get over, but after arriving at the battlefield, you are still in a pool of blood."

"It's really ...... Is it irretrievable? "Tall gorilla OTZ.

I wiped away tears from my tears. I was about to turn around and leave......"

"Wait, help me collect a corpse, bury it on the spot, bastard."

Suddenly, there was a faint shēn groan from the ground.

"Oh, the peak is turning, could it be that I am saved?"

"I quickly turned around and found myself lying in a pool of blood, and my good brother Gott held out his trembling hand to me."

"I can't bear to see him like this, ruthless, turn around and bite away."

"Hey, hey, wait, don't leave right away, bastard, your good brother is reaching out to you for help, maybe he can still be saved, even if he can't be saved, there must be something important to explain!!"

"Just kidding."

"Don't joke around when it's heavy, bastard!"

I hurriedly walked up and took his hand.

"Ahem, he spit out a few mouthfuls of blood, looked at me, and said in a weak voice, brother, in fact, three days ago, I already knew that my life was short, and it was impossible to disobey my destiny."

"I replied sadly: That's right, brother, in fact, I feel it too, so no matter how hard I try to rush over to save you, it will be useless, the ruthless Grim Reaper will definitely try his best to take you away."

"Huh? I always feel that this conversation is very inconsistent, as if I am excusing someone for the rescue that is dragging its feet, and I just added it, is it my delusion? ”

"But I die without regret, my brother Gott, whose eyes are weak, but so firm, and then he slowly stretches his trembling hand into his bosom, which he has been protecting, at the cost of his life, even when he was knocked to the ground, and who did not let the enemy succeed in his death......"

"Fight to the death for what to protect, this is a real man, with this sentence, my life is worth it." The gorilla wiped tears from his eyes.

With that, he took a rotten banana out of his bosom and handed it to me.

"Why is it a banana and it's still rotten!!!!

"This ...... I'll leave it to you...... My good brother, please help me...... Planted in the ground...... In front of my grave...... Wait for the next year's flowers to bloom...... Certain...... It's sure to produce a lot of ...... A lot of little bananas, so saying, he smiled indifferently and left with a smile of death and no regrets. ”

"Why should I die for a banana without regrets! How worthless my life really is! What is wrong with this!! Gott burst into tears, grabbing my collar and shaking it desperately.

"Isn't your favorite banana?"

"Words...... That being said, no matter how much you like it, you can't die for a banana. ”

"I see, is this what you call liking and enlightenment?" I slapped my hand off the collar and looked at him with disdain.

"That Gott, my good brother. But for bananas. Ignoring anything, I'm sure of it now......"

With a big hand, he pointed directly at Gott in front of him.

"You're an impostor!"

"What...... What the?!!!!! ”

"Even a small banana is the essence of the banana tree, which has been growing for several years and absorbing water and nutrients. If it were my good brother Gott, he would have said this to me, and then he carefully collected the leftover banana peels with a touched face. ”

"I ...... I ......" Gott staggered back as if struck by lightning, and finally sat on the ground with his face twisted, obviously struggling with his thoughts.

"That's right, I'm that Gott, who can risk his life for the sake !!of bananas, ahhhhh Suddenly, Gott, whom I had known, was resurrected. He stood up, assumed a posture of standing up to the sky, and shouted loudly and angrily.

"That Gott, who is desperately trying to protect the banana, is none other than him. That's me, I'm not an impostor, I'm that Gott! ”

"That's right." I looked at my good brother in front of me with tears in my eyes.

"In other words, you died three years ago to protect the bananas."

"That's right, I actually died three years ago!"

"Now standing in front of me. It's an out-and-out impostor. ”

"That's right, I was dead three years ago, how could I appear again, now I must be a fake, come on, hurry up and take me away as an impostor!!"

"By the way, I was entrusted three years ago, in fact, I have always wanted to tell my good brother ......"

"What do you want to say. Go ahead. ”

"Bananas can't be grown like that."

"That's how it is! I said why the banana tree did not grow in front of my grave, it turned out that this is the truth, it is so pitiful, I am so pitiful. ”

"Plus, the day after you die, I'll help you get revenge."

"Really?"

"Of course, although it is wrong to say that you stole bananas, but the owner of the fruit shop actually hired someone to beat you to death, the method is really cruel, the crime is unforgivable, I was furious when I learned the truth, and led someone to seal the fruit shop, and the owner was also locked in a prison cell, and he will spend the rest of his life there."

"Thank you so much, you deserve to be my good brother, but why, even though I have already avenged my revenge, I still have a faint sadness in my heart that can't be resolved?"

"Don't worry, have a good time over there, I'll send you bananas often."

"Then I'll trouble you, good brother, Lina must be very sad, please tell her, I'm doing well there, so she doesn't have to worry."

Sad tears, already knew that he was an impostor, the tall gorilla, in the next step of the guard's escort, turned around and left, the back was so clumsy, vicissitudes, lonely.

"Oh no, bastard!!!!!!!!"

After a few minutes, he didn't know how to get rid of the guards' Gaote angrily and came back.

"I'm real, really Gote, although I don't know what's going on, I'm obviously dead at that time, but I'm really Gote!!"

"Oh? What about the evidence? I responded indifferently, and after a circle of conversations, it seemed that I was back to square one.

"I love bananas."

"This can't be taken as evidence, you're not the only one who likes bananas."

"I like Lina."

"What kind of evidence is this, it's just a mouthful of words about who can do it."

"I, like luǒ Ben."

"This ...... to the evidence that is indeed unique. When the other party said this, even I couldn't find any excuse to be embarrassed.

"Hmph, you don't have anything to say now, Wu."

"Okay......"

"There's no way, in order to prove my identity, I can only reluctantly prove it."

"No, wait, I really don't need to, I've already believed it."

Seeing the gorilla make an undressing pose, I quickly stopped, although no one else was watching, it doesn't mean that you can do this kind of blind behavior.

"Bastard, are you underestimating my enlightenment? I'm the world's No. 1 luǒ Ben male Gaote!!! Gao T pulled Xiōng's placket and roared loudly.

"You're just trying to make excuses and run around, bastard!" I roared along.

"Icicle !!" At the same time, a third roar appeared in addition to the two of us.

Then, under Goult's feet, a giant icicle burst out of the ground. In the middle, I make the crotch of Gaote, who looks up to the sky and roars mightily.

He held that position. The eyeballs looked like they were about to bulge, opened their mouths wide, foamed at the mouth, and slowly fell down.

"It's a real coincidence, and I almost made this idiot do stupid things again." I don't know when Sister Karina, who appeared behind her, wiped the sweat from her forehead and smiled at me.

"Little Brother Wu, I heard the news of your return two days ago. I'm sorry, I've been busy these days, and I haven't been able to see you. ”

"Sister Lina, it's rude for me, I should take Veras and them to visit you." I hurriedly shook my head, facing the eldest sister Lina in front of me, who was very temperamental, gentle and hearty, and acted neatly, I didn't dare to get carried away.

"How are you doing with the elves? How are the Veras? I heard that you encountered something terrible there, what is going on? Hurry up and talk to me. ”

Sister Lina is worthy of being a straight person, and when she first met, she asked questions and asked questions, with a strong sense of care brewing in her eyes.

Poor Gott, still lying on the ground. He clutched his crotch and wailed in pain.

"It's true that something happened, it's a long story, isn't Sister Lina busy now?" I asked rhetorically.

"Just a little bit of time, huhu, I've been really tired lately and really taken over the job. I just know how powerful Lord Akara, Lord Kane, and Linya and Lena are, I really can't do it at all, hahaha. ”

Saying this, Sister Lina let out a series of crisp laughs laughing self-deprecatingly. can admit so calmly that he is far inferior to Linya and Lena, the two juniors. Sincere admiration and sighing, without the slightest jealousy, is exactly where the personality charm of Sister Lina lies.

"Sister Lina has just come into contact with her, and she will get started soon." I smiled.

"So, Sister Lina is planning to go back to the camp?"

"Well, I thought about it for a long time, and I discussed it with my partners, and finally decided to come down." Karina nodded slightly, with infinite emotion in her eyes, as if she was telling about this decision, and it was not easy for her to be scared.

"Well, there's still some time, let's find a place to sit down and have a good chat, I really want to know about Little Brother Wu's situation in the Elf Clan." As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and gently touched my head, and among everyone, Sister Lina and Sister Sharna liked to do this to me.

"What is this guy going to do......" My eyes fell on the tall gorilla lying on the ground.

"This idiot...... In the past, he was obviously not so rampant, even if he wanted to do that kind of humiliating thing, he would run to the glacier alone...... But since returning to the camp, he has become more and more emboldened. Karina sighed and lifted her husband up from the ground.

"Probably back home, Ye Xìng has returned." I turned my head and snickered.

"I, I think I should have been taken by Brother Wu." Sister Lina pointed the finger at me coldly.

"Oh no, I didn't teach him to do such a thing."

"That's right, Lina, luǒ Ben is my hobby, no one can control zhì!" Gott said with a firm clenched fist.

"You guy still has the face to speak, heha!!"

Oh oh oh, I saw it, an authentic tiger landing fall.

The tall gorilla, who was finally helped to stand up, was thrown to the ground again by the frenzied Lina, and used the cross clavicle technique to fix it, wrenching her limbs into a strange shape.

"Throw in the towel...... I throw in the towel......" Gott kept letting out a pig-killing wail and begging for mercy.

"It seems that since I met Little Brother Wu, this guy has become more and more unscrupulous." While continuing to coldly pull the bones of the gorilla, Sister Lina said with a gentle smile that made me shudder.

"Yes...... Is there such a thing? "I played dumb.

"Actually, even if it's like this, it can't be said to be Wu Xiaodi's fault, this guy, the original xìng grid is like this, it's just that after meeting Wu Xiaodi, it seems that he threw away something important as a human being."

"Huh...... Huh? What the hell is it? I laughed and broke out in a cold sweat on my forehead.

Actually, I know that kind of thing, which is called "temperance".

"Forget it, it's not a bad thing, having a good day is more important than anything else, isn't it?"

After saying this, Sister Lina smiled, and with a force of her hands, there was a crisp click of bones, and then, Goth lost his struggle, and slowly fell, and half of the spirit hún ran out of his mouth.

I'm sorry, Gott, it seems that I hurt you and revived Sister Lina's Sún.

Moments later, we arrived at a bar, finished in the corner, and the tall gorilla immediately collapsed on the table, looking like "finally alive".

After ordering a glass of juice, I turned around and was greeted by the smiling face of Sister Karina.

"How is it, little brother Wu, how is your life in the elf clan, have you communicated well with their queen majesty and deepened your relationship?" Sister Lina, who obviously doesn't like gossip very much, was unexpectedly motivated when she talked about me and Artoria.

"This ...... I had a good relationship with Artoria. I shook my head and smiled bitterly, although after this incident, it does seem to have deepened a little bit.

"I'll talk about it later, don't worry, I'll explain it truthfully, let's talk about Sister Lina first." Feeling that something was wrong, I quickly changed the subject.

"Didn't I say something to Gott just now? It has been decided to stay in the camp and will not leave again. Sister Lina picked up the glass, slowly tasted the fruit wine inside, and smiled.

Originally, the mission of Sister Lina and the gorilla was only to assist Veras, to be precise, to assist the little ghost to level up quickly, and that's it, but the crystal shard incident that happened next, as well as the most solemn birthday of the god in the alliance, Sister Lina showed extraordinary talents, which made Akala think, and after the god's birthday, she immediately put forward a request for Gotef fù to stay in the camp.

As an adventurer, an adventurer who has been trained for decades, is deeply rooted in his bones and has combat blood in his veins, Sister Lina's heart is imaginable, is this really good? Staying in the camp, will you really be able to do the job? Decades of fighting for life, aiming for the Third World, these things have long been turned into everyone's instinct.

Therefore, knowing that if you go back, you don't have to continue the brutal battle, you don't have to go to the third world, where there is no turning back, and you can enjoy a peaceful life, but among the adventurers who have reached the second world, there may not be one out of a hundred people who are willing to choose to return to the camp.

It's not that they don't know the benefits of returning to the camp, but in their bones, in their spirits, they have already fallen into the profession of adventurers.

"Grandma Akara is not as difficult as a strong man." Looking at Sister Lina's complicated expression, I cautiously asked, in my mind, that old fox is a guy who will not hesitate to use some strange means in order to achieve his goals.

"Of course not, Lord Akara respects my decision and doesn't interfere in anything." Sister Lina shook her head vigorously.

"That's fine." I breathed a sigh of relief, I was afraid that the old fox would use some means to let Sister Lina know, and there was a gap between the two, and when the time came, I wouldn't know who to help speak.

"But to be honest, it really took a lot of effort to make up my mind." Sister Lina, who has only one of the few objects to confide in, seems to be planning to vent the things she is holding back psychologically, and drinks all the wine in the cup......

Thank you for the reward of the book friend [mhlynoon] children's shoes, the results of this month are not very good, Xiao Qi is lost, ahhaha~~~!.