[522] Beasts are inferior

Zou Bi lived in the same room with Zhao Han last time, Lin Xuan told him to pour water on the bed, but he didn't dare to tell Zhao Han when he poured water, and he didn't know how he slept well.

If he is like himself, it is difficult for Zhao Han to pretend that he doesn't know, how can he laugh at Zou Yi with Xiao Nizi and them behind his back?

This is the right way to teach!

A basin of water splashed was called a cheerful dripping He put the basin back to the bathroom in a hurry, and took a look in the mirror, tidied up his hair, and then walked to the door of Xiao Nizi's room and stretched out his hand to knock on the door.

"Shallow, open the door, I've got something to do."

Xiao Nizi's obviously suspicious voice soon came out of the room, "What's the matter?" ”

"You open the door first, it's really serious."

Lin Xuan's tone was a little serious, "I encountered a strange thing, do you remember the summer vacation?" ”

He didn't say any more when he said this, Xiao Nizi really took the bait, and the door was quickly opened, she was wearing pajamas, holding the door with her hands, confirming that Lin Xuan did not take the opportunity to break into the room and plot against the signs, before blinking her big bright eyes and asking, "What?" ”

Lin Xuan said very seriously: "Do you remember this summer, you once brought a basin of water and splashed it on my head?" ”

Xiao Nizi naturally remembered this, but she didn't answer directly, because she knew that she was at a loss, and she was worried that he would settle old accounts after so long, so she just asked very calmly: "Then what?" ”

Lin Xuan spread his hands, "Now it's back to take revenge." ”

"Huh?"

Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, and he said, "You didn't take the wrong medicine, right?" Expression.

Lin Xuan then stretched out his hand and pointed to his room, "Don't believe you can go and see it yourself?" ”

Xiao Nizi stared at his eyes for two seconds, then turned around and went to Lin Xuan's room.

Lin Xuan watched her back walk into her room, and quickly got into her room, went straight to the big bed and lay down on it, ready to take off her clothes, thinking about it, she still had to be reserved, so she took the book that Xiao Nizi was reading just now, pillowed the bear pillow, smelled the faint fresh fragrance, and looked at it in a particularly comfortable mood.

The book is the "A Brief History of Mankind" that Xiao Nizi was reading just now, Lin Xuan had just turned to the "Recommended Preface", and before he had time to read it, he heard Xiao Nizi's very penetrating voice outside: "Lin Xuan! ”

Lin Xuan set his eyes on the door of the room, and soon saw Xiao Nizi coming over angrily.

Jiang Qianyu saw that he was lying on his bed, pillowing his big bear and looking at his book, if he crossed his hands on his waist, he looked like a little daughter-in-law who had just come home from work but found that her husband who was not working was still playing games, so he walked over angrily, grabbed Lin Xuan's arm and dragged him under the bed, "You get up for me!" ”

Lin Xuan shouted, "I have nowhere to sleep!" ”

"Sleep on the couch!"

"Why should I sleep on the couch? I'm a hero, help LPL kill the Korean team again after more than 1,400 days, you ......"

"What does that have to do with me? I don't care who you win, you give it to me! ”

Lin Xuan looks tall and thin, but he weighs one hundred and forty pounds, although Xiao Nizi exercises regularly, but after all, girls have a natural physical disadvantage, and they couldn't drag Lin Xuan down after a long time, but the bedding on the bed was a mess.

"You can't go down?"

"Where do I sleep?"

"Sofa!"

"The couch will get wet even later."

"Then you sleep like this!"

"Sleeping here? Good! ”

"Get out of here—"

"Don't get out! Even if I get out, I'm going to be on this bed, holding you and beating you...... Hmm-"

Halfway through Lin Xuan's words, the embarrassed and angry little Nizi grabbed the big bear and pressed it on Lin Xuan's face, pinching and beating it all the way, Lin Xuan easily threw the bear into bed, and saw that Xiao Nizi was still looking for a place to pinch, so he pulled her into his arms.

When Jiang Qianyu, who had accumulated sufficient experience in self-defense in the long-term struggle, was dragged over by Lin Xuan, he quickly reached out and grabbed his neck, lying on him and threatening condescendingly: "If you dare to mess around again, I'll pinch you?" ”

Lin Xuan blinked his big eyes innocently, "When did I mess up?" ”

"Then go back to sleep."

"How can I sleep when the bed is soaked?"

"Sleep on the couch!"

"The sofa will get wet even later!"

Xiao Nizi's eyes widened, looking like she really wanted to strangle him, "Do you want to be shameless?" ”

Lin Xuan didn't resist, just lay on the bed, staring at Xiao Nizi flashing her big eyes, and smiling extremely innocently, "Shameless, I want you." ”

"I'll strangle you!"

Xiao Nizi, who couldn't bear it, really began to pinch it hard, Lin Xuan stuck out his tongue with a "vomit" and "vomit" that was pinched, and he didn't forget to continue to smile at Xiao Nizi.

Jiang Qianyu was completely out of line, let go of him and sat on the bed sulking angrily.

Lin Xuan was lying on the bed and still looking at her with a smile.

The two stared at each other for a long time, Jiang Qianyu finally picked up the pillow next to him and smashed it on Lin Xuan, still looking angry, "Then you are not allowed to mess around!" ”

Lin Xuan raised his hand and swore, "I swear to this beautiful lamp on the ceiling that I will never mess around without asking for Qianqian's consent!" ”

Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened and he opened his mouth, probably not knowing what to scold, so he closed his mouth again, grabbed the pillow and smashed him hatefully, but he still remembered the loophole that Lin Xuan swore by, "What if you violated?" ”

Lin Xuan thought for a moment, "You say." ”

Xiao Nizi tilted her head and thought about it, but she didn't know what she thought, she seemed to be a little shy, and she couldn't help laughing, so she pursed the corners of her mouth and wanted to hold it, but the two pear vortices still secretly appeared, she looked at Lin Xuan with bad intentions and said, "If you dare to mess around, you will lose the ability to mess around." ”

Lin Xuan raised an eyebrow at her, "It's not you who has a loss?" ”

Xiao Nizi is rarely bold, but where is Lin Xuan's opponent, her face turned red with shame, she grabbed the pillow and continued to smash him, Lin Xuan blocked it casually, and saw the temporary truce, so she changed to a more comfortable position and continued to lie down, twisting around like a maggot.

Xiao Nizi was obviously a little ashamed after being forced to agree to sleep in his room, but Lin Xuan's calmness only exacerbated her crampedness, so she dragged Lin Xuan up again, "Go and take your futon to the balcony." ”

"There is no sun at night, so I'll go back tomorrow." Lin Xuan was reluctant to go, and the ghost knew if Xiao Nizi would take advantage of the door to prevent him from coming in.

"When you get out of bed, it's all wet."

"Then you come with me."

"I'm not going, you splashed."

Lin Xuan sighed and expressed dissatisfaction, "How can you speak?" That's the basin of water you poured on me during the summer vacation, and came to you for revenge. ”

"Hurry up."

"You come with me, or I won't be killed, and the devil knows if you'll lock me out!"

"Am I that kind of person?"

"Yes."

Lin Xuan finally dragged Xiao Nizi over, went to his room and took the soaked futon to the balcony first, and the stupid one who had been lying down in his nest came out of the nest again, and followed the two of them curiously, seeing that he didn't care about it, so he "meowed" to announce his sense of existence.

Lin Xuan squatted down and patted its head, the more he looked at this cat, the more pleasing it became, if it weren't for this guy tossing in his bed and causing him to be unable to sleep, how could he come up with such a shameless deed with such a righteous gentleman.

"Stupid, go to bed."

Xiao Nizi was worried that she would run around and get a lot of hair, so she deliberately let the sweeping robot work first, and then put the dumb back into the nest.

Lin Xuan, who was afraid that he would be locked out of the door, had already run back to the bed first, and after waiting for a long time, he didn't see Xiao Nizi come in, so he hurriedly urged: "Jiang Qianyu, it's time to sleep!" Don't you know if you have to go to class tomorrow? ”

The shy and angry little Nizi said angrily: "I sleep on the sofa!" ”

"Oh, then you go to sleep first, I'll wait until you fall asleep and then sneak over."

"Shameless!"

Xiao Nizi quickly turned off the light in the living room and went back to her room, Lin Xuan lay on the half bed outside, and drew a three-eight line in the middle of the bed with her hand very dignifiedly, "You sleep inside, I sleep outside, no one can cross the line, if you cross the line, you are a beast!" ”

"Then you're not as good as a beast!"

Jiang Qianyu glanced at him angrily, and after the counterattack, he realized that the meaning was not right, so he went to the bathroom to wash up with a straight face, and came back after tossing for a long time, Lin Xuan, who was looking at him, put down his mobile phone, and quickly patted the half of the bed next to him, and almost accidentally said the words in his heart excitedly: "Come to the bowl!" ”