Chapter 50: Shopping
"That's natural, that's the biggest regulation of the natural company, how much money is deducted for being late??"
"Twenty thousand!" Lin Xi said unceremoniously.
After hearing Lin Xi's words, Ling Lin was taken aback, and the strength in his hand involuntarily increased, and Lin Xi, who was directly pinched, screamed.
"What are you going to do? Are you going to pinch me to death? ”
"I'm sorry, I'm just too shocked, what, isn't this too exaggerated, 20,000 yuan will be deducted at a time for being late, in other words, my salary is a little higher, I can deduct 20,000 yuan, can ordinary people deduct 20,000 yuan? Their salary is only more than 8,000 a month, why are they still owed 12,000 wages when they are a day late? ”
Seeing Ling Lin so flustered, Lin Xi snorted lightly.
"Others will be deducted 200 for being late, and 20,000 will be deducted for you being late, this is a new reward and punishment for the company today, and it is only for you. If you don't want to be deducted, then you have to pay back the time you were late for today, and you have to pay it back 10 times as long! ”
After Lin Xi finished speaking, Ling Lin looked down at his mobile phone, he was an hour late today, and that 10 times the time was 10 hours.
Thinking of this, Ling Lin let out a long sigh, Okay, 10 hours of unpaid overtime will be 10 hours of unpaid overtime, but there is still a problem here.
That is, Lin Xi himself doesn't work overtime, he has a fart for working overtime, can he stay here for 10 hours inexplicably when Lin Xi is not there.
Seeing Ling Lin's incomprehension, Lin Xi suddenly smiled, like a little devil who had succeeded in his plot.
"Then let's say okay, you will accompany me to go shopping for 10 hours this Saturday!"
Ling Lin: "......"
10 hours of shopping, that's crazy, right?
……
"Third Ancestor, something is wrong!"
In the Heavenly Realm, the Three Ancestors, who were meditating in the room, were suddenly woken up by a voice.
Opening his eyes, the three ancestors looked at the door with a weak face.
"What's the matter? It hasn't stopped for a month, and every day, if I continue like this, I'm going to die of serious injuries! ”
Rubbing his temples, the third ancestor reluctantly got up and opened the door.
Standing outside the house was the 42nd generation ancestor of the Ling family, Ling Si.
I saw Ling Si at this time extremely panicked and said: "It's the God of Time Machine, and the God of Time has changed." ”
"The God of Time? Wasn't he given by the sword of the fourth child? What's going on? The third ancestor said with some puzzlement.
As soon as Ling Si wanted to explain, he saw the Third Ancestor waving his hand and said, "Needless to say, I'll go and see for myself." ”
After speaking, the three ancestors opened a space-time door with a wave of their hands, and after stepping in, the next moment the three ancestors appeared in the universe.
And in front of the three ancestors, there was a huge mechanical creature nailed to Jupiter by a spear.
Seeing the appearance of the Three Ancestors, the mechanical creature let out a 'Boom' laugh.
"Ling Shan, you're here! Hahahaha, I'm almost recovering, I will soon break free from the spears of your four generations, and when the time comes, I will return to the human realm, and I will kill all the people of your Ling family at that time, and none of you will want to run! ”
The Third Ancestor frowned at the mechanical monster in front of him, frowned slightly, and secretly thought in his heart: "SZP004, Time Machine God, Level: Ancient God." The body doesn't know what it is made of, and it can't die, so it can only be sealed indefinitely. It's really powerful, even the fourth child's spear can't be suppressed. ”
Sighing, the third ancestor slowly spoke: "Why do you want to cling to the human realm? What is it about Earth that attracts you? Why did all the heavens and all the worlds go crazy and want to enter the human realm? ”
After the Third Ancestor finished speaking, the huge Time Machine God let out a 'Boom' laugh again.
"Because when the time comes, soon the earth will not be the earth, it will return to its original state."
"What?" Ling Shan looked at Shi Mechanic God in confusion.
"You'll find out soon." As he spoke, he smiled, laughing wildly.
Looking at the God of Time Machine, the Third Ancestor shook his head, and then raised his hand and shot out a golden light.
The next moment, the God of Time let out a loud scream.
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According to scientific research, the maximum time a man can go shopping is 20 minutes, which means that a man should be irritable after 20 minutes of shopping under normal circumstances.
And women are different from men, women don't have to be irritable when they go shopping, as long as she wants to shop, she can keep shopping, and she will never get tired of it.
When he saw this questionnaire at that time, Ling Lin scoffed.
Even if a woman likes to go shopping, she can't stand it after a long time of shopping, right? Even if you can stand it mentally, your body can't stand it.
However, on Saturday, when Ling Lin accompanied Lin Xi to go shopping, Ling Lin found that the questionnaire was really accurate.
At 9 o'clock in the morning, Ling Lin drove to Lin Xi's house to pick up Lin Xi.
After receiving Lin Xi, Ling Lin took her to the most luxurious shopping mall in the magic capital.
After that, Ling Lin became Lin Xi's personal bodyguard, assistant, clothes rack, and a crane.
Stroll from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Lin Xi, who was a little physically exhausted, took Ling Lin to a restaurant for an 'intermission'.
"That stream? Do you want to go back in the afternoon? While eating, Ling Lin asked Lin Xi a little embarrassed.
While Lin Xi was eating the steak, he nodded and said.
"Why don't you go shopping? It's only been a few minutes? ”
"A few minutes? You're going from 10 a.m. to 3 a.m., how many minutes is that? Ling Lin looked at Lin Xi dumbfounded, this woman was really crazy to buy things.
Ling Lin glanced at the large and small shopping bags beside him, and let out a long sigh, if it weren't for his ancestors who helped him strengthen his body, he would have been paralyzed on the ground by now.
Stuffing the steak into his mouth, Ling Lin beckoned the waiter to serve two more steaks.
Now he desperately needs to replenish his physical strength, otherwise he is afraid that he will not be able to fight Lin Xi in the afternoon.
"Xixi, you eat first, I'll go to the bathroom."
"Hmm!" Lin Xi nodded.
Soon Ling Lin got up and went to the mall restroom outside the restaurant.
This is the case with restaurants in shopping malls, many times they don't have their own restrooms, and they have to leave the restaurant and go to the restrooms in the mall.
After entering the bathroom and briefly releasing himself, Ling Lin came to the sink.
After washing his face, Ling Lin looked at himself in the mirror, and suddenly felt that things in this world were really quite bizarre, the so-called impermanence of the world, many things were really ever-changing, and people couldn't think of it.
Ling Lin would never have dreamed that in less than a month, his transformation had already been so great, he was an unlucky person a month ago.
Failed more than 30 interviews, had no friends, no brothers, lived in poverty, and ate instant noodles every day.
Even the most terrifying thing is that he was struck by lightning.
But now, he not only has a good job, but also a beautiful president who is upside down.
There is a luxury car worth more than 1 million parked under the building.
There were a bunch of ancestors behind him who helped him back.
The most important thing is that he also carries a magical gold coin with him.
Thinking of this, Ling Lin couldn't help but be happy, and at the same time began to brush his hair with his hands.
At this time, a middle-aged man in a suit came to Ling Lin, and the sink next to him began to wash his hands.
The middle-aged man washed his hands and turned around and left.
And Ling Lin was about to leave after brushing his hair, but as soon as he turned around, he suddenly found a strange note on the ground.
Ling Lin was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this note should have been dropped by the middle-aged man in front of him.
So without saying a word, he grabbed the note and rushed out of the bathroom, trying to find the middle-aged man.
However, when Ling Lin rushed out of the bathroom, he found that the middle-aged man had run away.
"What's going on? After practicing Ling Bo Weibu, the kung fu will disappear in the blink of an eye? Ling Lin looked at the crowded mall with a bewildered expression.
Since he couldn't catch up with anyone, Ling Lin stuffed the note into his pocket, he didn't know what was written on it, he just wanted to see if he could find the middleman and return the note to him.
After a while, Ling Lin returned to the restaurant.
Then as soon as I returned to the restaurant, I found that Lin Xi was gone.
Finding that Lin Xi didn't come in, Ling Lin immediately panicked, this won't be kidnapped again, right?
And at this time, a waiter walked to Ling Lin's side.
"Hello sir, just now this young lady said that there seems to be an event going on outside and wants to go and see it, so let me inform you, if you come back, go to the service center on the first floor of the mall to find her!"
After the waiter finished speaking, Ling Lin immediately rolled his eyes, this dead girl was going to join in as soon as she saw that there was a bustle.
So many things are left here, and they are not afraid of being stolen.
Sighing, Ling Lin just wanted to get up, but a waiter came to Ling Lin with two plates of steak.
Looking at the two plates of fragrant steak in front of him, Ling Lin immediately hesitated.
Is it to eat, or not to eat?
"Just run by yourself, just take care of yourself and join in the fun, I haven't finished this meal yet! Forget it, it's time to show off the real technology! ”
Saying that, Ling Lin directly picked up the fork, stuffed a piece of steak whole into his mouth and chewed it.
In less than three minutes, Ling Lin had already swallowed all the two steaks, and then rushed out of the restaurant with a large bag and a small bag under the stunned gaze of the waiter.