Chapter Eighty-Five: Why Did My Mother Give Birth to Me? It's not that I'm afraid that you won't have a wife!
"It seems to be the same way, I heard that Luo Yuyu doesn't even have a few QQ friends, and he usually doesn't use WeChat or Weibo, but he seems to pay attention to the forum, and he should still be able to see it. But speaking of which, you and he are not very familiar with him, you have made an official announcement, will he care? It's you who care! Besides, I didn't promise him that he would come. ”
Zhang Yuqian's tone was a little aggrieved, Jiang Muran smiled, and replied by typing: "Who told me just now that you wanted to help me call someone?" Do you still say that they dare not come? What's going on now? Have you confessed? Regardless of whether Luo Kite Yu knows about this matter or not, I plan to completely let go of this ten-year relationship, which can be regarded as opening a knot in my heart. ”
"Who knew you still had to call the boy over, I'll do my best if I fall into the kite. But you call Luo Yuanyu to come, forget it, what are you calling Zhang Fengchen over? He has nothing to do with us, and his obscene appearance affects our mood very much, and I don't want to see him, so don't call him at our girls' party, it's enough to let a boy come to Luo Yuyu. ”
Jiang Muran saw that Zhang Yuqian didn't want Zhang Fengchen to come, and immediately understood Zhang Yuqian's intentions, and replied meaningfully: "I don't think you don't want to see him, but you don't dare to see him, right?" Don't be shy, people really like you, in fact, I opened this party just to match you, and now I'm officially announced to be a puppy, and you can't be single all the time. ”
"Why! It's not that I'm afraid to see him! Just like him, I could hit him 108,000 times! But I still don't think it's convenient to let a boy go to a girl's house.,Or forget it.,If you have the chance, just go out together next time.,This kind of party between our girls.,He won't understand.,And we're going to do something shameful.。 ”
Then Zhang Yuqian also sent a shy expression, Jiang Muran immediately understood what she meant, and replied with a smile: "It seems to make sense to say this, it can be a boy less, it would be a boy to be a boy, it would be bad if Zhang Fengchen saw it." But you're not jealous, are you? I don't want Zhang Fengchen to come to other girls' houses, so it's better to go to your house when the time comes, right? ”
"I'm going to tell you, don't talk nonsense! I'm not this kind of person, if you think so, it's a big deal if I call Zhang Fengchen, and he still dare not listen to my words? But when the time comes, what if we do that kind of thing and let Zhang Fengchen see it? Does he think I'm a very obscene person? What should I do, or don't call him? ”
Zhang Yuqian's tone was a little flustered, but Jiang Muran couldn't stop laughing, and slowly replied: "Do you want to call or not?" Really, I don't know what you're thinking all day long. If you don't call Zhang Fengchen or not, even if you don't call it, anyway, Luo Iris, you must call me over, if he doesn't come, my roommate and I will directly correct you on the spot. ”
"So ruthless? Okay, okay, I'll do my best, that's it, I'll go first. Then Zhang Yuqian and Jiang Muran said goodbye to each other, Jiang Muran at this time also happened to arrive at the door of the house, and now it is almost a little sooner, they should have eaten a long time ago, but why haven't you called me to play a game yet? You can't forget me, right?
Jiang Muran thought that there was some panic here, and hurriedly went upstairs and returned to his room, the first thing he did when he entered the door was naturally to take off the clothes that bound him, especially the Bra, it was too uncomfortable to strangle, whether he was too big again, and he had to measure it again. I saw Jiang Muran hiding in the quilt and slowly opened QQ.
Then he scolded and sent a message to Zhang Fengchen: "What is your situation? You haven't eaten yet, have you? Why haven't you started fighting yet? You're not going to forget me, are you? Or are you secretly beating behind my back? How can it be like this! I'm the only girl! Shouldn't you four treat me like a group pet! Hum! I'm going to tell my husband to clean you up. ”
"Eldest sister, just spare me, you don't know how terrifying our boss is, gave us a schedule of work and rest, I'll send it to you later, you know, we're still taking a lunch break, I can't even use my mobile phone, I still use it secretly behind our boss's back, end the lunch break at one o'clock in the afternoon, and start playing at half past one." Zhang Fengchen quickly sent a reply.
Then Zhang Fengchen sent another schedule, Jiang Muran looked at it, it was similar to the school's schedule, but the content was different. Because Zhang Fengchen called Luo Yuanyu the boss, and called Luoshen also called the boss, and then thought of the school, Jiang Muran frowned slightly, and slowly replied: "Okay, then call me then." Also, can you stop calling me husband boss in the future? It's weird. ”
"Ah, yes, but does it matter? And I don't know what to call it other than the boss. It's too ordinary to call the falling god, and my relationship with the falling god is not ordinary. It's called Lao Luo, and I don't know him that well, and it's a little weird. But that guy in Nanmu, just call him Lao Luo, I feel twisted every day when I listen to it, so what do you call it? ”
Zhang Fengchen threw the question to Jiang Muran, Jiang Muran was stunned, if he really wanted to say it, he didn't seem to be able to say any suitable name, so he simply replied: "I don't care what your name is, don't call it boss anyway, anything else can be called." Why do you call everyone the boss? Isn't there only one boss? You are like this, what will Zhang Yuqian think if she finds out? ”
Now, Jiang Muran can only move Zhang Yuqian's mountain out, Zhang Fengchen must not be at ease when he sees the name Zhang Yuqian. Sure enough, Zhang Fengchen quickly replied: "Okay, I'll think about it again." But has there been any progress on Zhang Yuqian's side? You also help me match, after you become a matchmaker, you can't help me. ”
"Okay, don't worry. Didn't Zhang Yuqian tell you, wait for you to go to the national costume Mulan, and then take her to the king in a double row to be your girlfriend? What are you anxious about? We girls have a party tonight, Zhang Yuqian, if she wants, she will go back and call you, if not, it means that she doesn't want you to come, you can do it yourself, I can't be the master. ”
Jiang Muran saw that Zhang Fengchen was so anxious, so he had to reveal the matter of the evening party in advance, but whether Zhang Yuqian would call or not, he actually didn't know. However, Jiang Muran guessed that Zhang Yuqian should call her, after all, there are some things that can't be hidden, Zhang Fengchen and Zhang Yuqian, the happy enemy, Jiang Muran is still a little envious, if only he could be like this with Luo Yuyu.
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As soon as one o'clock arrived, Zhang Fengchen directly announced his liberation, jumped up from the bed, and played with his mobile phone unscrupulously. And Nanmu in the opposite bedroom was also like holding back for a century, and the shouts could be heard throughout the building, even more excited than agreeing to the war. In contrast, Luo Iyuan and Li Ao were particularly calm, only to see Luo Iyuan receive a message and slowly open QQ.
It was a video sent by Jiang Muran, Luo Yuyu frowned slightly, and nodded gently, Jiang Muran in the video was wearing a JK uniform, constantly switching POSE, sweet and suffocating. But the most lethal thing is the dubbing of the video, and there is a crisp and numbing voice: "Why did my mother give birth to me? It's not that I'm afraid that you won't have a wife! ”
When Luo Yuanyu heard this, he hurriedly wanted to turn his mobile phone to silent, but it was too late, Zhang Fengchen and Nanmu Qi brushed their eyes on Luo Yuanyu's side, and the three of them fell into a short silence, which was particularly embarrassing. Zhang Fengchen pounced on Luo Yuanyu, took the lead in breaking the silence, and shouted: "Okay, boss, let's not watch, but we will secretly watch it here!"
"Luckily, we caught it! Hurry up and be honest, and then you will be punished too! After hearing this, Nanmu also hurriedly came over, and the two snatched Luo Yuanyu's mobile phone together, and clicked on the video to watch it. The original video was played again, and the two watched it with relish, but halfway through it, the phone was snatched back by Luo Yuanyu.
It was Zhang Fengchen and Nanmu who were embarrassed at this time, and I saw Zhang Fengchen hesitantly said: "It turns out ...... It turned out to be my sister-in-law...... I'm sorry, boss, but it's the two of us who have been negligent and hindered you and your sister-in-law. We...... We...... Say goodbye first! Before the words fell, Zhang Fengchen and Nanmu ran out of the bedroom in a panic.
Luo Yuyu's expression was a little dignified, why would Jiang Muran suddenly send himself this kind of video? Then Luo Yuanyu didn't know why, he turned on the video again and watched it again, he couldn't control his hands anymore, and he opened it three times in a row, and he felt that he hadn't seen it. Is this the charm of Douyin? No wonder those two people were so obsessed.
Luo Yuyu made up her mind that she couldn't be like those two people, and was about to delete this video, but Jiang Muran sent a message first: "Husband~ Is it good-looking?" Luo Yuyu was stunned, I don't know why, she seems to have just confirmed a relationship with her, and she is not married, why do you call her husband all day long? It's really a trouble, I shouldn't have compromised Zhang Fengchen if I knew it earlier.
"Good-looking, you're the best." Luo Yuyu replied slowly, in order to maintain a normal relationship with friends after breaking up, so he had to cooperate with her during this period, and asked questions like this whether they were good or not, and the answer was yes. But for some reason, Luo Yuyu felt that this answer did not violate her conscience, and it was not said to cooperate with her.
Luo Yuyu did not choose to delete the video, but saved the video, flipped through Jiang Muran's Weibo, and saved all her photos. He suddenly realized that he didn't want to do it, but he just didn't know why and couldn't control his hand. Then Jiang Muran sent a reply: "Then I'll take pictures for you every day in the future, what else do you want to see?" ”