Chapter 168: Zhao Haitang's Broken Novel
Zi Qiao is crazy? But I didn't expect Ziqiao to be crazy and support himself so much.
In short, no matter what everyone says, Ziqiao is so insistent, so everyone has no choice but to go in like this.
Ziqiao saw the extra masks and gloves on his hands and said, "It's strange, how can there be more?" ”
Ziqiao looked at Meijia and said, "Who is this for?" ”
Meijia said: "It was prepared for Zhao Haitang, but he didn't come." ”
Mika said, patted Joe for a moment and said, "You're delirious now, let's go and rest." ”
Ziqiao said solemnly: "Nonsense, I'm very sober now, I want to keep looking at Xiao Xiaobu." ”
In order to keep himself awake, Ziqiao went to the window, so that he would not be sleepy.
Meijia saw that she couldn't move Zi Qiao, so she said to Miracle: "Miracle, what should Zi Qiao do?" ”
The miracle said: "I'll go and see Ziqiao, if it goes on like this, Ziqiao will not be able to do it." ”
Subsequently, Miracle walked to Ziqiao's side, and when he saw Ziqiao there, he saw the name "Dad Lose Me Again".
Miracle asked Ziqiao in surprise: "What, you haven't finished reading it yet?" ”
Miracle remembers that this writer is a sand sculpture and NC, a little bit of a chapter, and thinking about collecting and recommending every day, it's just a cancer.
Ziqiao said: "This is a serial, there is no way to finish reading it." And this one is updated with more than ten chapters a day, and you can read it every day. ”
Miracle: "??? ”
Is this called an update? I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding about the update.
The miracle said, "Why don't you go to see me?" ”
Ziqiao said: "Three-body problem? I've finished reading it. ”
Miracle remembered, just now Ziqiao talked about Luo Ji.
Miracle saw that Ziqiao was addicted to this sand sculpture and couldn't extricate himself, resulting in his current insanity, which is really the source of evil.
So, Miracle decided to use something else to divert Ziqiao's attention, so he turned on his phone and said, "Ziqiao, why don't we play with pesticides." ”
The miracle pesticide was downloaded when I was playing with Dali before.,It's been put on without deletion.。
When Ziqiao heard the words of the miracle, his eyes lit up and he said, "You reminded me." ”
Then, Ziqiao unloaded the pesticide.
Miracle: "??? ”
You've got me on the show.
"Why did you uninstall it?" Miracle didn't expect that as soon as he said it casually, he let Ziqiao unload the pesticide, which is a sin.
Ziqiao said: "You don't know, the author said this in a chapter updated.
Dad played ten consecutive rankings, smashed his phone to the ground in anger, and then went out to buy groceries.
The daughter was hungry, so she wanted to get a cup of milk for herself, and then accidentally stepped on the mobile phone, slid next to the circuit board, poured the milk in her hand, poured it on the circuit board, and the daughter was electrocuted to death.
When my father came back, he was very sad, so he worked hard and became a game god, and he never dropped his mobile phone because the game was too dish.
But the daughter will never come back. ”
Ziqiao said, touched his eyes, and said, "I won't play games anymore, I want to accompany Xiaoxiao Bu all the time." ”
Miracle: "??? ”
This electrocution scene is as nonsense as those crossings, this writer is not simple.
However, Ziqiao is really crazy, and this can be substituted into it, which is terrifying.
Ziqiao calmed down and continued.
Looking at it, Ziqiao suddenly looked at Miracle and said, "Miracle, there is a favor, you must help me." ”
Miracle looked at Ziqiao strangely and said, "What's wrong?" ”
"Teach me how to cook."
Ziqiao said: "The author has updated again.
This time it was after my father's divorce that he took care of the children alone, but because he couldn't cook, he was all instant noodles.
My daughter grew up eating instant noodles, and when she became an adult, she eloped with a man who had sold rice noodles on the bridge.
Since then, the father has never seen his daughter. ”
Miracles are powerless to complain, what kind of sand sculpture plot is this.
This Zhao Haitang should be hung up and pumped to death.
Looking at Ziqiao's state, Miracle said, "I'll teach you how to cook another day." ”
Who knew that Ziqiao nodded and started a new round of fighting.
Miracle: "??? ”
Give me a reaction, you make me feel like I'm superfluous.
Okay, I'm really redundant, I'm just a tool man, Mika, I'm sorry for your expectations.
Miracle returned to Mika's side and shook his head regretfully, indicating that he was powerless.
Seeing that the miracle had failed, Meijia lowered her head and sighed, and said, "Look at his situation tonight, it's really not good, I'll give him sleeping pills." ”
Miracle said, "This is really the only way now." ”
Half an hour later.
Xiaobu woke up, and the first observation meeting was over.
"Isn't it?" After Yoyo was driven out by Zi Qiao, he said: "I'm Xiaoxiaobu's elder, and I'm a direct elder, can't you let me watch it for a while?" ”
Youyou has only watched it for half an hour, how can such a cute child see enough in half an hour?
"Little aunt, I know you like Xiaoxiaobu very much, but this is the rule, everyone is the same, you can watch it for as long as you want."
Ziqiao's face is now full of justice.
When you heard Ziqiao's words, you almost squirted a mouthful of water.
I don't want to think about who changed her diaper when Xiaobu was born, and now it's too much to play like this!
Sensing Yoyo's dissatisfaction, Meijia hurriedly hugged Yoyo and said, "Yoyo, you also know Ziqiao's situation in the past few days, so don't worry about him."
I've taken a lot of pictures of the little cloth, let's go to the living room and take a look. ”
When you heard Meijia's words, she also thought that Ziqiao had a mental problem recently, even if she was about to go to see Meijia, she heard Ziqiao say, "Such a good idea, why didn't I think of it?" ”
After speaking, he looked at everyone and said, "I have decided to change to online viewing from tomorrow and cancel the observation conference." ”
Yoyo: "??? ”
Mika: "??? ”
"Watch online?" Yifei said: "Is this what I understand? ”
"Be confident." Ziqiao said: "I will make an online album of Xiaoxiaobu, updated in real time, high-definition original pictures, and the effect is no worse than that of real people."
In this way, not only can you see Xiaobo, but I don't have to worry about Xiaoxiaobu getting sick, killing two birds with one stone. ”
"Lu Ziqiao!"
As soon as Yoyo heard Ziqiao's words, he was about to get angry, but Mika grabbed Yoyo.
"I'll advise him, trust me." Mika said to Yoyo.
When Yoyo heard Mika's words, he thought that he was pregnant now, and took a deep breath.
Then, everyone left Ziqiao's room.
Yifei sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs and said, "I've never seen such a person, but he only showed us a photo album." ”
"It's a bit of a fuss, but it's understandable." Wanyu said indifferently.
At this time, Zhao Haitang walked in from outside, carrying a bunch of things in his hand, and said with a smile: "KFC is on sale today, I brought you something." ”
"Zhao Haitang, so good!" Curry Sauce heard that Zhao Haitang brought them KFC, and happily took the bag.
Dali looked at the iPad and said, "I don't need it, I've just eaten it, let's put it first." ”