Chapter Ninety-Six: The Gossip Time of Old Antiques
On May 19th, Tuesday of the fourth week of school, it was time for the familiar antique history class.
I saw a tiger at the door, fat and broad, with some round fat people, stepping on tiptoe to the classroom, and appeared on time on the podium of the third class of high school.
Old antiques rarely bring textbooks to class, and for those test points in the textbooks, old antiques have long been remembered.
Wang Ling felt that in a sense, it was difficult to do this without bringing textbooks to class, but at the same time elevating the classroom atmosphere to a level of pleasure that everyone could accept. Looking at the whole of the sixty middle schools, the old antique is a typical representative of the teacher who has done a very good job in this area. And this form of teaching without textbooks is actually quite a test of personal ability as a teacher.
A weekend and a Monday. In just three days, the silhouette of the old antique seems to have swelled a lot...... It is no secret that the old antique and Director Xie of the fifty-ninth middle school are in love. As a man in love, Wang Lingxiang also knows that the form of love of old antiques must be to take Director Xie out to eat together.
Wang Ling felt that it was not only an old antique, but even Director Xie must have gained a lot of weight than before......
"A lot of things have happened in the past few days, I don't know if you have heard of an organization called the Paladins?"
When the old antique said this, there was obviously a lot more discussion in the class. Obviously, after being exposed by the media, this fake milk powder pyramid scheme organization has gained wide attention from all walks of life in a short period of time.
The old antique had a flash of inspiration in his hand, and placed an iron can on the table: "This can of fake milk powder was bought by me from a holy milk powder." At that time, the other party also strongly recommended me to be an agent. ”
"Teacher, what about later?" Lin Xiaoyu asked curiously.
"Later, this can of milk powder was fooled by me without paying a penny...... After listening to my teachings, that holy milk powder decided to change his mind and become a new person! ”
Speaking of old antiques, many people in the audience burst out laughing, thinking that old antiques were bragging about their daily lives. Only Sun Rong and Wang Ling were stumbling in their hearts...... At the beginning, the old antique said that it could shoot people to death with a chalk head, but many people thought it was a joke at the time, but it turned out to be really shot to death.
So, it's obvious and should be true......
This time, the old antique used the Holy Cavalry to peddle fake milk powder, which obviously has a different meaning. After the lesson "The Replay and Evolution of Ancient TV Dramas of Hua Xiuguo", "Modern History of Hua Xiuguo" is the highlight of the historical theory course. It is also a compulsory test point designated by the antiques in the mid-term and final exams, and the knowledge involved is very extensive.
Before, the incident of the old antique using the fake milk powder of the Holy Cavalry was just to throw bricks and attract jade, which aroused enough interest among the students.
And by the time the class was quiet again, everyone knew that the feature film had begun......
"The modern history of Huaxiu should start from the first Guapi War, which is a history of national humiliation full of disasters." When the old antique talked about the definition, he couldn't help but sigh: "Back then, in order to fight against the Guapi Army led by the Guapi Demon Venerable, Hua Xiuguo sacrificed countless predecessors in the cultivation realm...... Some students may wonder what melon peel means. Here I will explain a little, the so-called melon skin is actually a drug, which was usually mashed into cigarette rolls in the past, and once you take a puff, you can't help but make a fool and take a second puff, and then the IQ of the whole person will be lower and lower. ”
Everyone: "......"
"The most important thing is that once you smoke melon peel, you will become addicted."
Everyone: "......"
The old antique smiled: "In those days, the Guapi Army was formed very quickly. Not inferior to the current Paladins. So at present, the country is very worried about this holy horse army, and is afraid that it will repeat the mistakes of the Guapi army. Although it has been confirmed that the substances contained in fake milk powder do not cause effects on the human body. But the impact on the country's economy is quite bad. ”
Everyone couldn't help but nod, those who had studied this lesson knew that when the Guapi Army first rose, it was by relying on pyramid schemes to gather a large number of people in a short period of time. It's just that the original form of pyramid scheme did not immediately attract Hua Xiuguo's attention at the beginning, but when Hua Xiuguo reacted, he found that the incident had become out of control.
According to the usual way of teaching antiques, usually before the start of a lesson, the old antique will quickly sort out the framework of the course.
The beginning of the large-scale historical event "The Modern History of Hua Xiuguo - About the First Guapi War" began with the Guapi Demon Zun peddling drugs and melon skins in the mode of pyramid schemes. The old antique has a deep understanding of this history, because it is a history of shame. Back then, foreigners jokingly called this period of Hua Xiuguo's history "the era of eating melons for all people". Therefore, to this day, this section is a compulsory test point in the annual history course examination, in order to let students remember history and not forget the national shame.
After quickly sorting out the causes of the first melon skin war, it was time for the gossip of the old antiques.
This time, the object of the old antique gossip is the person Guapi Demon Venerable.
"I wonder how much the students know about Guppi Demon Venerable?" The old antique asked as he stood on the podium.
After waiting for a moment, seeing that the class was silent, the old antique showed his trademark smile: "It is rumored that the strength of this Guppi Demon Venerable is very strong. To give a simple example, General Yi, one of the ten founding generals of our Hua Xiu Kingdom, once had a record of fighting with Guapi Demon Venerable. At that time, the two of them fought against each other, and the Guapi Demon Venerable did not move, but General Yi took three steps back in succession. ”
There was an uproar in the class!
How strong is General Yi?
- This is a Juggernaut! Back then, he and the legendary figure of the Ministry of Defense General Shi sword slashing the demon god!
"But as far as I know, Guppi Demon Venerable was actually seriously injured at the time. It's just a hard brac. Therefore, after the first Guapi War, the Guapi Demon Venerable evaporated from the world, and no one knew his specific whereabouts. The old antique said.
"Could it be dead?" Someone asked a question, and most of the students in the class were also aroused.
"It is rumored that he has died, since the beginning of the Second Guapi War, the Guapi Army under the original Guapi Demon Venerable has been handed over to the Guapi Demon Venerable's personal disciple Snakeskin True Immortal to govern. However, it is very strange that so far, no one has leaked the news of the death of the Guapi Demon Venerable. I'm a little skeptical that it's possible that this snakeskin immortal might have imprisoned his injured master and then usurped the throne. The old antique spoke his guess.
Master Erdan exclaimed: "Imprison PLAY?!" it!? Is this Guppi Demon Venerable shaking S? ”
"Master and apprentice CP Shenma is the most interesting!" Lin Xiaoyu's face was full of excitement, and he immediately made up 100,000 words of rotten text in his mind.
"Of course, there is also a more credible rumor, that it is the Guapi Demon Venerable who is trying to escape the pursuit of his own apprentice. Sealed his soul in a magic weapon, rumored to be a mask with cursed powers......"
When the old antique said this, Wang Ling, who had been with a low face, suddenly raised his head.