Chapter 1376: It's all the taste to blame
Well, what does that feel like?
In my dream, I felt a warm sensation in my buttocks, as if I was soaking in a hot spring.
But this pot of fountain, as if there was a fire burning below, the temperature continued to rise, and it didn't take long for the hot spring to simply move away, replace it with a torch below, and squat on the butt head to barbecue.
"Scald, hot, hot!!"
Of course, I woke up with a scald and rolled on the bed with my smoking ass in my hands.
Who is so lacking in virtue to wake people up in this way?
I have never used this method to awaken the criminal consciousness of a barbarian, and I curse in my heart, if I catch the murderer, I must clean up.
Then, I remember to look around blankly, the special exotic decoration, furniture, strange ...... Kind of familiar.
At this time, the gradually sobering brain remembered what happened last night.
After saying goodbye to Artoria and her party, he came to the fox tribe and successfully infiltrated the little fox's tent, completing a milestone affair...... Phew, this is not called cheating, my relationship with the little fox is above board, but those fox men are too unreasonable, and they forced Bendruid to meet the little fox by this means.
And then ...... Naturally, I couldn't stand the flattering power of this little sΔo fox, and I rolled it, it was fine, but the aphrodisiac fragrance emitted by the little fox in the room was strong, and I couldn't help but open a few degrees, and the little fox was extremely emotional, and I couldn't help the hair of the heavenly fox bloodline, and the result was ...... Do you still need to talk about the results?
Earlier, the grandmother of the kingdom of heaven, the grandson once again swam back from the halfway of the Santu River.
With tears streaming down my face, I fell to my knees on the bed and prayed before I reacted.
They were talking about who was calling me up in such a murderous way, and I was indignant when I looked at a mirror on the table, and the snow-white sunlight shining through the skylight of the tent reflected on it, and bounced off my ass where I had just been lying and sleeping.
Needless to say, anyone else in this tent can come up with their butts except me.
Seeing that there was no one in the tent, it was estimated that the murderer had absconded, I quickly jumped up from the bed, but I didn't expect to overestimate my body, the person was still in the air, and the sore waist had lost its strength, and as a result, it became a hungry dog digging the ground and fell on the bed again.
Damn, it's all of the hour...... No, it's all the little fox's fault!
The mouth kept shattering, waving like a thousand pounds of heavy stone on his back, his back hurt, and his body was numb and numb, he got dressed and staggered to his feet.
The little fox...... Where did it go?
I'll do the math...... Logically speaking, it should be summer now, because the time of God's Birthday is in late winter and early spring, between the New Year and Chinese New Year's Eve in the original world, after God's Birthday, I stayed in the camp for nearly a month, and the journey to find artifact fragments took another five months, that is, God's Birthday has passed for almost half a year.
From the beginning of summer to the middle of autumn, this time should be the golden time for Harogas, the food source is extremely abundant, the fox tribe should not lack supplies, and the little fox, the leader of the fox tribe, can also take advantage of this busy time, without wasting precious time on food.
So I concluded that she probably didn't go far, at least not with the hunting party that was about to leave before dawn.
Just as I had guessed, before I could calm down and telepathically search for her location, the door of the room was lifted, revealing the graceful figure of the little fox.
"You lazy worm, have you finally woken up?"
Seeing me sitting on the bed in a daze, the little fox came over with a smiling smile and took back the mirror on the table without a trace.
If you want to destroy the corpse, there is no door.
The brain, which was turned upside down by the brilliant light displayed by the little fox, suddenly came to its senses like a basin of cold water, took a few steps forward, grabbed it with a big hand, and held the little fox's sinful little hand that tried to wave the mirror tightly.
"Hmph, isn't there anything you want to say to me? You abominable little sky fox. I gritted my teeth and glared at each other.
"What to say? What you scoundrel said, why can't I understand it, are you talking about this mirror, is there something wrong? β
Pretending to be at a loss, if you are not in the know, I am afraid that you will really be calmed by the realistic acting skills of this little fox, thinking that this is just an accident, the mirror is in that position, but the angle of the sun, and the position of my ass just happen to coincide.
However, this is just an ordinary person's idea, and how can it escape the eyes of Bendruid.
Look at the back of her ass!
The big brown tail that is as smooth as oiled, extremely smooth, plush and cute, and known as the first beauty of the fox people, is constantly swaying from side to side in a naughty and cunning way, little by little, as if there is an endless cute little yin plot hidden in it, completely betraying the heart of this little fox.
"You......"
I shook my head helplessly, wanting to punish this pretty little fox, but I was reluctant, so I could only slap her ass a few times, meaningful.
"Hmph, villain, you know how to bully people here."
Although it was a few gentle pats, the little fox was already as red as a glow, and the already charming eyes were already watery, adding a bit of glamour, charming to the bones, and charming to the spirit hun.
Even if you compare the sky foxes of the past dynasties, you can't compare to this little fox's charm.
"Don't youhuo me, be careful of family law."
I swallowed it with a grunt, added to my mouth, and when I woke up, I was drooling, but now my mouth has become dry, and my heart seems to be burning with a fire.
Not good!
I bit my tongue hard to come to my senses, and if I want to be flattered by this little fox in this state, it is undoubtedly to quench my thirst.
I finally realized the origin of the love of the sky fox, and if I was someone else, I was tired of being with such a charming fox every day, who could bear it.
The little fox also seemed to notice it, and hurriedly made a face, reining in the natural charm a little.
"Hmph, I almost forgot about it!"
She suddenly remembered something, the beautiful big brown tail swayed around angrily, the two soft fox ears were also straight up at once, a mouthful of snow-white shell teeth were clenched tightly, and the two small tiger teeth inside could be vaguely seen.
Now the little fox is like an angry little she-cat.
"What's wrong?"
I scratched my head inexplicably, woke me up with a mirror, and hadn't settled accounts with her yet, why did I suddenly get angry with me as if the wicked had sued first.
"Hmph, hmph, you big villain, big pervert, what did you do, don't you know? No...... Shameless, pervert, beast. β
The little fox said with a blushing face, and his arms hugged Su Xiong tightly and took a step back and stared at me, as if I had really done something evil and harmful.
"You're going to make it clear." In confusion, my eyes widened.
You can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, otherwise even if you are my wife, I will still be ...... Spank you like that.
"Woo! This ignorant look is even more infuriating! β
Seeing that I still didn't repent, the little fox muttered hatefully, and the beautiful eyes cast a sinister gaze, flicking his tail and approaching me.
"Wait...... Wait, what do you want to do? β
Seeing the angry appearance of the little fox, it didn't look like it was joking, I was a little stunned, but I racked my brains and still didn't figure out where to provoke her, to talk about last night's incident, although we were on God's birthday, we did that kind of thing, I can't say that the old husband and wife, I am used to it, but I can't be so atmospheric.
"Don't move, stand still!"
"Oh...... Okay, hey, what's going on! β
Forced by her momentum, I subconsciously stood upright, but this looked a little like a thief, so I immediately resisted.
Unfortunately, the protest was ineffective, and the little fox, like a detective like Sherlock Holmes, approached me and circled around me less than a foot away, with a pair of sharp and dangerous eyes, constantly looking up and down, like a finely carved jade, and its pretty nose was constantly stirring, sniffing something on me.
He muttered to himself.
"It's not the taste of Veras...... Not Sarah's taste...... Not Linya's taste...... Not that sharna taste...... Not the taste of that elf queen...... Not the taste of Lena......"
Hey, hey, hey!
Although I don't know what the little fox is muttering, my sensitive heart of the emperor has a strong desire to complain about the last judgment she made involving Lena.
I always feel that the last sentence hides some extremely terrible meaning, as if I have committed some heinous crime, just like a judge on the stage, not asking you what crime you have committed, but using words like which prison you think you should be thrown into.
Everyone must have misunderstood something, Lena and I are pure brother and sister...... Now, saying such things will only get darker and darker.
Before I knew it, two lines of tears flowed down my cheeks.
"Tell me, whose smell is it?"
After muttering a few names that made my head break out in a cold sweat, the little fox turned back to the front, suddenly raised his head and stared at me with a judgmental gaze.
"My lord, you have been wronged!"
I shuddered, and subconsciously shouted out the classic sentence.
"Wronged? Hmph, do you think you can hide it from Ben Tianhu's nose? Be honest. β
The little fox's eyes changed, and he showed a benevolent face that confessed and resisted strictness, and almost handed over his mother's rice bowl in the dimly lit interrogation room, illuminated by the light of a stinging lamp.
"Your Excellency the Great Celestial Fox Lucia, can you let the prisoner die before pronouncing my guilt - what are you talking about now?" I shrugged my head bitterly, confused.
"The smell of you, the smell of you, whose is it?"
The little fox also seemed to realize that I was not acting, but really hadn't figured out the reason yet, so he couldn't help but bite the two little tiger teeth and make a cute gnashing of teeth and scare.
"Taste?"
I sniffed it on my shoulder sleeve, well, it was a big smell...... on the little fox.
"Isn't that what you taste?" I looked up innocently and blew up.
"It's true that my taste is right...... No, it's not about this, there are other women's smells! β
Pretty blushed, and the little fox shouted angrily.
"I didn't smell it." I flatly deny it.
"I just smell it." The little fox pronounced the verdict unreasonably.
"Ah, I remember!"
Suddenly, she looked stunned, and then she glared at me fiercely with a more angry, sinister look at the beast.
"The smell of tulips...... That's right, it's the taste of that shiny! β
"How...... How can it be! β
I was almost not shocked, this and this......
"I didn't expect you pervert...... Bad apple...... Even his own shi girl didn't let go.
Tomorrow I will continue to finish 7000 words...... roοΌ