Chapter 1116 The Correct Way to Drink Goat's Milk

"By the way, Bea, will Artoria come for God's Day?"

"This ...... Perhaps, if she is busy with the matter at hand, Sister Aalto may come over to take a look, and this is also a festival that Grandma Akara has put a lot of effort into organizing. ”

Beya bit her fingers, shook it, and nodded again, looking extremely confused.

"However, according to the grapevine......"

Oh oh oh, the gossip of the elf princess? It wasn't gossip for ordinary people, but a shocking secret.

"I'm not sure I'm sure, but Grandma Jalandran seems to want Sister Aalto to come and say something...... I don't know exactly what it is. ”

"Very well, thank you, Beya."

After listening to this little girl's gossip, I can already be sure that Artoria will come over on God's birthday to show her face, but what does Grandma Jalanderan want her to do?

"Well, this is nothing, His Highness knows a lot of things, and besides, he will not accept too casual praise of His Highness."

Beya, who was obviously praised very happily, just hugged her chest with her hands, putting on a disdainful look, arrogant appearance, and cute.

"So what? Long live His Royal Highness Beya, His Royal Highness Beya is plump, and His Royal Highness Beya is mature. ”

With a "click", the spoon in Beya's hand was caught in two.

"You...... You, you, you idiot, are deliberately humiliating me, you are deliberately humiliating me, right? ”

With red eyes and tears of grievance and shame in them, Beya clasped her poor chest in her hands and glared at me viciously.

"Where, absolutely not."

I also feel very aggrieved, this is one of our rare sincere flattery, without any irony in it, why was it misunderstood?

"Total ...... All in all, it's not impossible to get His Highness to forgive you. ”

Just when I thought Beya was going to give an order to let the elven soldiers around me hold me down and bite me hard, she suddenly said this.

I'm even more creepy.

"That'...... That one...... As long as...... Just call ...... Just call Sister Fan. ”

Beyaqiao's face was flushed, and she squirmed and peeked at me, and immediately lowered her head, covering her hot cheeks with both hands, and showed a look of expectation, as if she thought that I would hesitate for her request.

“……”

In fact, I am also curious, what kind of attraction does this title have to her? It deserves to be mentioned again and again.

"Beya."

I pressed my hands on her shoulders and said in a solemn tone.

"Ah...... Uh-huh. Beya's current appearance is like being confessed by her sweetheart, her face is full of shyness and expectation.

"Please continue to hate me."

Beya: "......"

"Bite you"

"I'm done."

A moment later, Tia lifted the empty lunch box, so fast, really fast, although this speed was not as fast as the little ghost, but it was already completely contemptuous of ordinary humans.

Lying on the ground, I let out such a sigh.

As for why she is lying on the ground, you have to ask the girl who is riding on her back, this savage girl, sitting on it, her little fists fall on my back like raindrops, and every moment after me, I have to make a symbolic scream to satisfy her desire and let her continue to massage herself.

"That...... Tia, are you angry about something? ”

I looked at Tia with a sunny smile on her face, and I only felt that the sunshine was like a winter day, with a hint of chill in the splendour.

The reason why I say this is because Tia put the lunch box she ate on my head.

"Hey, hey, Fanfan is so funny."

Tia crouched down in front of me and changed the subject very strangely.

By the way, because I was wearing a tight animal skin skirt, if I squatted down in this way, the skirt would be stretched tightly and stick to the thighs, but it was not as good as an ordinary sailor skirt, and I could see what underwear was wearing from this angle.

Of course, I have absolutely no pity, just a fact, the fact that everything has advantages and disadvantages.

"Ty...... Tia, Li Liling Lai is cold, is the day of the waves? ”

The latter words became vague because Tia poked the chopsticks she had just eaten into my mouth, like she had stabbed an ant's nest when she was a child, grabbing the chopsticks and turning them around.

Also, is it because of something like the difference in treatment between the protagonist and the supporting role? Why didn't anyone come forward and translate those words for me? What about the voice of the fan? What about the protagonist's exclusive fan voice, bastard?

"Enough time to play with the little girl, that's the end of it."

With one tooth, I bit off the chopsticks that were stirring in my mouth, and then I flipped Beya on my back, and I patted the dust on my body and stood up.

I had to bring lunch to Linya Lena and the others, but I didn't have much time to play with the two little girls, although I didn't quite understand why Tia was inexplicably angry.

"Little girls, come on, I'll go first."

As I spoke, I had left the place like a gust of wind, and then came back like a gust of wind, put two bottles of freshly squeezed goat milk in front of the two little girls, and gently pressed my big hand on Beya's head, who was still in a daze.

"I'm sorry, this is not such a delicate and expensive thing you drink in the elf clan, it's up to you to drink it or not, but remember to return the lunch box and bottle, otherwise you won't have your share next time."

Beya was stunned and opened her mouth to say something, but I ignored it, and left with another gust of wind.

The two little princesses looked in the direction where the figures had left, and they couldn't say a word.

"Do you want to drink, Beya?"

Tia stared at the goat's milk on the ground with bright eyes, and the little thoughts in her heart were self-evident.

"Who...... Who said not to drink anymore"

Beya hurriedly held a bottle of goat's milk in her arms and looked at Tia vigilantly.

"Really? Let's drink it together. ”

Although the dream of "one more bottle" was shattered, the smile on Tia's face was still warm and beautiful, as if she would never know what it was to be lost and sad.

"For ...... Why are you staring at me, are you really a princess? To do such an impolite thing. ”

Beya was just about to continue the lunch business that she had just failed to complete, when she noticed Tia's gaze, staring straight at her, motionless.

"Beya is so good, she even looks so good when she eats."

"Only...... It's just ordinary, you are, why is the princess of a clan so wolf-like, this is a surprising thing. ”

was a little confused by Tia's sudden praise, but soon, Beya, who came back to her senses, raised her little tail high.

"Really? But that's how Fan eats. Tia tilted her head in confusion.

"If it's a girl, don't learn from that kind of savage fool," Beya couldn't help but laugh.

"But that's how Sister Alice eats." Tia's head tilted even more.

"Woo~~~ That...... That's a special case. ”

Sister Alice in Tia's mouth is often possessed (?) The human ghost in the stupid Wu, Beya, who knew a lot of "gossip", naturally would not be unaware of her existence, the breath emanating from that human ghost, so holy, so noble, so beautiful, just standing on the side, you can feel wrapped in the breath of divine warmth.

Moreover, according to Beya's gossip, this human ghost is still a existence that even the Grand Elder of Alandran must respect, so when she heard Tia say this, she immediately stammered as if she had been silenced.

"All in all, His Royal Highness will make an exception this time and teach you the table manners that a princess should have." Beya's skill in changing the subject is still clumsy.

"Thank you, Beya, but you don't need to."

"What...... What the? ”

Beya's eyes widened, it is rare for His Highness to be gracious, this little girl of the Heradik tribe does not appreciate it?

"Beya's appearance of eating, although it is beautiful, but it is too slow, for us, we must eat quickly, otherwise we will be scolded by grandpa, everyone in the Heradik tribe is like this."

"It's hard to believe, I'm a little skeptical right now, are you Heradiks really the legendary magicians? With this kind of savage-like behavior, shouldn't wizards all be elegant and noble people? ”

Beja could not understand how, because she had not experienced the suffering of the Heradik people in the barren desert for thousands of years, and in that environment, even the king had to learn the savage skills that he once despised and sneered at, and what grace and noble etiquette could be cared for.

"Is the lunch box made by Sister Veras delicious?"

Although Beya said that she was a wild man, Tia didn't care at all, otherwise, she wouldn't have been a princess, and she still maintained this animal skin shortcoat, for others, this kind of dress is youthful and sexy, but for Tia, dressing up like this is just for more convenient activities, better action, or hunting.

It turns out that as the current Heradik wizards continue to integrate into the alliance and form adventure squads, many adventurers are surprised to find that these wizards not only have amazing magical talents, but also have amazing survival skills, hunting skills, concealment skills, and self-protection skills in the monster pile, all of which are very hard-working, which is simply a combination of wizards and Amazons.

Again, there are pros and cons, although the Heradik tribe has been trapped for thousands of years, and the strength of the guide zhì has been greatly reduced, but their resilience has been honed, and once they get out of trouble, they will shine more brightly than before.

"Hmm~~"

Swallowing a mouthful of food silently, Beya responded in a low voice.

"Eat cleanly, or Sister Veras will be angry, it's terrifying." Tia lowered her voice, as if she thought of something unbearable from the past, and her whole body was shocked.

"Hmm~~"

"Beja ......"

"I said." Beya helplessly put down her chopsticks and wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief.

"Can you let me finish eating first? Don't you still have a bottle of goat's milk that you haven't finished? Hurry up and drink it. ”

"I'm waiting for Beja to drink together." Tia nodded firmly.

"What's the point of waiting for this kind of thing, are you stupid?"

"Fan Fan said that it is only fun to drink together."

"Is that stupid Wu again, you're really poisoned." Beya had no choice but to speed up and eat the lunch box clean.

"And then, pull out the cap in one go, that's right, use momentum, momentum"

Tia is teaching Beya the proper way to drink goat's milk.

"And then like this, one hand crosses the waist, the other hand holds the bottle, tilts his head, and drinks it in one gulp, if you can't drink it in one gulp, you have to use momentum, momentum"

Tia made a classic post-bath drinking pose.

So, the two little girls muttered for a while, took a good pose, pulled out the cap of the bottle in one go, crossed their waists with one hand, and tilted their heads.

"Gollum~~~~"

"Huha~~" exhales a breath of satisfaction.

Drunk it all in one go

"I didn't expect it...... It's really emotional, this way of drinking......"

Beya looked at the empty bottle thoughtfully, thinking about whether to promote it in the elf clan, although it was a very rude and too heroic way to drink, but it was unexpectedly ...... As Tiana's little girl said, there is momentum

"What are you doing? Anyway, it's rude."

When she came back to her senses, Beya suddenly saw that Tia was still sticking out her tongue, licking the mouth of the bottle, as if she was a little unsatisfied, and couldn't help shouting.

This kind of behavior, like licking the bottom of the bowl after eating, is an intolerable scene for the beauty-loving elves.

"Uh-huh~~~~, that's not the case, Beya."

Putting down the bottle, Tia shook her head, and then mysteriously leaned into Beya's ear.

"I'm practicing."

"Practice?" Beya looked confused.

"Yes, it's practice, the book says that in order to make a man happy in bed, you can practice like this."

"Lie, what's the use of practicing this kind of thing, how to make a man happy?"

Although in order to get up as much as possible, Beya read a lot of books that are not suitable for children, and when she heard the words on the bed, her face immediately turned red, knowing that it should not be a good thing, but she had not yet been exposed to this high-level skill, so when she heard Tia say it, her face was even more puzzled.

"I don't know, just ask Fan Fan when the time comes."

"Do you want to ask him while you're in bed?"

"Is there something wrong?" Tia smiled and tilted her head slightly.

"You really want to do it with that kind of idiot, ...... Do things to have children? ”

"yes."

“……”

Because Tia answered so naturally, it was as if she was saying something that was right, and for a moment, Beya didn't know how to refute it.

On the other side......

I've safely delivered the lunch box to Linya and Lena, and this time without encountering the old drunkard or Gott's obstacles, I've done the job perfectly.

It's strange, Gott is just that, why the old drunkard ...... Could it be that she is also ...... I couldn't help but shudder at the thought of a possibility, and there was one more cage and one more person in the dark and damp, rat-infested cell that I had imagined in my mind.

Under the frequent bear markets encountered by the alliance's festivals, the old fox Akara finally turned black.

"Brother, yesterday...... I'm really sorry yesterday. ”

Now, Lena is constantly apologizing to me, and after regaining her senses, no matter how she thinks about it, what happened yesterday, and her behavior and reactions, are too surprising.

"It's okay, it's okay, isn't Lena worried about me that it's going to be so weird?"

"Woo~~, really...... Is it that weird? Lena looked down and groaned.

"It's a little weird, but that's pretty Lena too."

"Whew, that's good."

I don't know why, Lena, who shouldn't have been so relieved of yesterday's events, seemed to subtly accept my explanation and became happy.

A girl's mind is hard to guess.

And then there's Linya.

My eyes fell on her, and this cute little girl screamed in embarrassment, and raised the lunch box in front of her to avoid my sight.

If Lena's behavior was strange yesterday, then Linya is a complete weirdo.

However, it is also very interesting and cute to see Linya, who usually reveals a cold and wise beauty, become that natural stupid appearance of taking off the line, if you can not blow my head and take off my pants......

"How's it going, my Linya baby......"

When Linya blocked her view with her lunch box, I had already crept up behind her, hugged her in my arms, bit her ear, and breathed softly inside.

"Finally believe that I haven't become a woman, why don't you continue to confirm tonight?"

For the wife who wants to take off her husband's pants to confirm his gender, it is natural to punish her slightly, and by the way, let her confirm that it is enough, so last night, I gave Linya the evidence of the whole night, and until now, both of us still have imperceptible faint dark circles in our eyes.

"Woo~~~~"

Linya, who was hugged by me and couldn't escape, her pretty face was flushed, and she could only shake her head desperately, driving the pair of plump jade rabbits on her chest that could be held high even by the wide mage robes, and shook slightly up and down, left and right, and my mouth was dry when I saw it, wondering if it would be better to continue to let Linya confirm tonight. "Huh?"

Suddenly, with an inexplicable throbbing of my heart, I jerked my head back and looked in the direction of the camp.

"Brother Wu, what's wrong?" Seeing me like this, Linya in her arms let go of the shyness in her heart and asked with concern.

"I think there's a ...... No, nothing. I shook my head.

This kind of mental throbbing like foreknowledge does it mean......

It's a year on earth, and it's only one day in the sky, so the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are actually doing "popping" things every day, Tanabata or something, like Santa Claus, are all deceitful~~~

PS: One day seven Niang tour......