Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fucking Roll Lao Tzu Off the Steering Wheel!!

"Then let's go! Go find a way to that C-13 by the way! ”

Fang Ran strode towards the door and became the first participant to push the door out.

"Good! Brother! Let's go! ”

The two comic strides out of the tea room and into the night of this strange city, about to go through three nights of 'wonderful and exciting' time!

"Huh! There's an Audi with a key in there! ”

As soon as he went out, Fang Ran saw an Audi car with the key still inserted under the steering wheel, maybe the owner was parked here outside the scene.

"Dude, do you know how to drive?"

Meng Lang was curious, and as soon as he asked, he saw Fang Ran wave his hand and said loudly that he hadn't heard at all!

"Let's go!"

As he spoke, he took out the silver broken dragon teeth, stabbed the car window at once, opened the car door from the inside, and got into it in a chic manner, and then put one arm on the car window, snapped his fingers, picked his chin, and said in a fan-like manner:

"Get in the car!"

Meng Lang: "......"

Ling: "......"

Did this guy suddenly take the wrong medicine?

"Uh... Hey, I just wanted to try saying that once! Fang Ran explained curtly.

It's definitely not the reason why I think I want to try it last time I saw Si Ai cool using a flame to fuse the car lock and call himself into the car!

"And.." Fang Ran touched the steering wheel excitedly: "My mother has been urging me to take the driver's license, and I just want to practice now." ”

In fact, Fang Ran still has a small abacus that he hasn't said, according to Fang's mother's words, she is worried that Fang Ran will not be able to pass the driving test, and plans to let Fang Ran report a more expensive 'stable class', but Fang Ran is thinking at the moment that if he practices his skillful driving skills in the night battle, and then applies for a cheap ordinary class, then the money will be missing...

Goo, hey, hey~~

Isn't it beautiful~~~

Meng Lang and Ling looked at Fang Ran, who was a little sickly excited at the moment, speechlessly, and seeing that he hadn't gotten into the car yet, he couldn't help but shout angrily:

"Hey! What do you mean! It's not like I can't..."

"Which is on the right side of the brake or the accelerator!??"

Meng Lang jumped out and shouted!

You don't look at the problem of intellectual retardation, but in fact, most people, especially 80 percent of students who have not yet gone to driving school.

I don't know.

Like someone...

"Uh..."

Fang Ran suddenly sweated profusely, and then thought quickly in his heart!

People are generally used to the right leg, and the accelerator, which is often stepped on, must be placed in the position that people are used to, so...

"Right."

Fang Ran looked straight ahead, pretending to know.

"You guessed, right?"

"It's not."

“......”

“......”

Meng Lang looked suspicious, and then quietly said tentatively:

"What about the clutch? It's in the middle, right? ”

"Clutch?"

Fang Ran paused for a second, looked down, and then looked at Meng Lang with a sneer:

"Brother, don't make trouble, I only have two pedals under my feet, have you ever driven a car? What clutch, you deliberately made it up to lie to me, right? ”

I haven't driven a car.

I lied to him.

I've been driving sports cars all over the city since I was a teenager...

I was lied to a novice who didn't even know the clutch under my feet by saying that I hadn't driven a car.

......

Meng Lang was silent.

Then he took a deep breath of air.

Finally roared:

"You, he, mother, now hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu's driver's seat!!"

"I don't !!"

Fang Ran hugged the steering wheel tightly, and he didn't let go!

A perfect interpretation of what it means to be unyielding!

Meng Lang looked at the sky speechlessly, without thinking consciously at all.

How did I meet such a heart-wrenching goods.

Looking at Fang Ran's 'I just want to drive' look, Meng Lang could only helplessly achieve the position of co-pilot, as soon as he sat down, a sharp pain came from his thighs!

"Ah!! Pierce me!!! ”

Forget about the glass that the bastard poked from here.

......

......

On a brightly lit street illuminated by orange lights, an Audi was 'galloping' down the road as if it had drunk fake wine.

That's called a wanton, that's called a free and easy!

At this moment, the two voices in the car are rising and falling!

"Gear! Gear! Gear up! ”

"Oh!"

"Clutch! Loosen the clutch! Loose!! ”

"Oooh!"

"Throttle! Don't keep stepping on the gas! Don't step on it! Do you want to kill someone? ”

"Oh oh oh!"

"Turn the corner! it! Turning a corner! Are you going to go up the tree!! ”

"Oooh!!"

"Hit right! Hit the right! Stop twisting the steering wheel!! You're almost on the sidewalk!! ”

"Oh oh oh!"

"I'll go! Don't twist twice! Other! It's a wall over there! Brake! Brakes!! it! What are you doing with your accelerator!!!! ”

Bang!!!!!!!

With a loud bang, the black Audi slammed into the windbreak!

The front of the car was deformed, and even smoke slowly floated out, and the bumper was completely scrapped, but at this moment.

Meng Lang was extremely grateful for the existence of the bumper, really, he felt that he was going on like this, and if he sat in the car driven by Fang Ran like this, he felt that he had a few lives that were not enough.

Really, Meng Lang felt that it was too fatal to sit in a car with a person who didn't even know that the steering wheel could only be twisted one and a half times to both sides.

It doesn't matter if the accelerator is always pressed on the brake, anyway, there are no pedestrians in the night battlefield scene.

The clutch was loose and clenched, gritting his teeth and enduring it, at most he sat a little bumpy.

Even if he doesn't understand the hanging of this goods, Meng Lang can help him hang it.

But you told me that I don't know which direction the steering wheel is in now, and I hold the steering wheel to the right with the confidence that I have hit it right, and I howl vigorously, "How can this car run to the right?"

It's too deadly, Meng Lang really thinks this is too deadly.

The Audi turned off the engine, Fang Ran hurriedly looked ahead, and his mouth nervously recited every step that Meng Lang taught him.

"Step on the clutch, ignition, throttle .. Uh, no, let go of the handbrake, uh, let go of the handbrake, then I should.... Uh-huh...."

Fang Ran thought about it for a long time, and suddenly realized when he clapped his hands!

"That's right! Step on the gas! ”

Then Fang Ran stepped down and stepped directly to the bottom!

The Audi roared, arched the tree forward, and did not move.

"Huh!? Why not go backwards? ”

Fang Ran looked at his feet in disbelief, yes, he should have stepped on the accelerator!?

Meng Lang covered his eyes in despair, and groaned about the first sentence he recited.

"Gear, gear, reverse gear!"

"Oh oh oh!! Reverse gear! Reverse gear! Huh!? This thing won't wring! it, it's broken! ”

Fang Ran twisted vigorously and exclaimed.

Your fucking sister has released the clutch and hung your sister's reverse gear!

This time, even Ling couldn't help it, and the anger that the two of them couldn't bear anymore exploded! No matter how much Fang Ran held the steering wheel, it was useless!

"Fucking get me out of the wheel!"

After a violent beating, Fang Ran covered the bridge of his nose, sat on the co-pilot with an unhappy face, and muttered in a dissatisfied whisper:

"Cut! I didn't even let the baby drive! ”

Meng Lang ignored someone's broken thoughts, pretended not to hear and asked:

"Where are we going now?"

"Just go straight."

Ling slowly floated in the air and said lightly.

"Huh!? Doesn't that seem like the way to the city center? ”

Meng Lang said strangely, even if he didn't know which city this was, he could know that they didn't seem to be going to the city center when he looked at the bustling CBD getting further and further back.

"Shall we not take down that C-13? According to the description, it is obvious that it will appear in a crowded place, right? ”

Then after saying this, Meng Lang felt that the Xiaomi 10400 mAh power bank floating in front of him seemed to be slightly tilted towards him, and it felt as if...

Yo, you can think of such a thing with your kind of intelligence...

Feeling the same, Meng Lang found that the fact he was aware of was extremely heart-wrenching.

"When did I let you fight to kill that C-13?"

"Huh!?"

"Gah!?"

Both of them made duck-like surprised sounds!

"Then we—" Fang Ran said puzzled.

"Huh! Do you really think you two E-class scum can grab a target in a bunch of B-class and C-class!? Ling did not hesitate to break the honey of the two rookie chickens with confidence:

"Don't get involved in things that you don't have enough power for! So, go straight to the suburbs and exercise your abilities! ”

"Get me away from the main line of C-13!"