Chapter 362: Teng Xiao is Sun Wukong again
Still not knowing what identity it was, I was looking at the white monkey and worried.
The "Monkey Zero", which used to be running around, became an otaku after improving its intelligence, so it must be that I evolved in the wrong way.
Not to mention the "anti-humidity" that is basically an addition, the "neural origin" is a big head, and it basically completely uses up the little faith value that exists in the old rolling world.
I originally expected it to get smart enough to take back its Monkey King throne or something, and then it could give me more DNA points, but this guy didn't stay after building a thatched hut on the top of Huaguo Mountain, muttering to the Nuwa Mending Heaven Stone all day long, and he didn't know what he was talking about, so he had nothing to do and played nunchucks.
"Hmph, haha~ Could it be that this monkey is smart enough to predict the future, and is ready to hug his thighs when Brother Monkey is born, so prenatal education is being carried out?" I'm talking nonsense.
[......] reminded my sister to ignore me as always.
"Hint, sister, when will Brother Monkey hatch out of the eggshell?" I asked the question differently.
[Hint: Four hundred and ninety-five years.] This time the second answer.
Well, it's obvious that my sister knows what I'm talking about, even if the words are very loose, but unless there is a question that needs to be answered, all of them will be ignored, and the whole goddess of coldness.
As for the question of time, roughly calculated, the Five Elements Mountain has been pressed for five hundred years, and it is almost five hundred years from its birth to the Heavenly Palace, and then it is now five hundred years before Brother Monkey was born, huh......
That is to say, if I want to take a picture with the scripture group, I will have to wait at least 1,500 years, and this time, unlike the Elder Scrolls World, I can jump back in time, and at least the first 500 years will have to pass by without a head in order to free up resources for stupid system upgrades.
"Wait? I remember that I have a 'time' priesthood, can't I adjust the flow of time? "Because I always don't do my job, I almost forgot that I am also a "time" dragon.
[Hint: The time flow rate can be adjusted by itself, and the maximum ratio is 1:365.] γ
Oh? One day in heaven and one year on earth? In doing so, 500 days doesn't seem like a big deal: "Acceleration accelerates." β
[Hint: Are you starting to slow down your thinking module?] γ
"No! Stop it! Cancel! Abandon! "Compared with the stupid thing that the world is normal and I am more than 300 times dull, I would rather choose to find a way to pass the five hundred years by myself.
I spun around the globe and tried to poke at the largest country in the southern Zhanbu continent.
γWeekγ
[Population: 10,734,800, number of infections: 0]
[Apes: 590,000, Number of infected: 0]
[Characteristics: Drought and affluence]
Oh...... Is this the case at this time of day? I turned my head to poke at Beiju Luzhou, where there were only two countries.
γDragon Caveγ
[Population: 0, Number of Infections: 0]
[Apes: 1.9 million, number of infected: 0]
[Characteristics: Cold, poor. γ
γPhoenix Nestγ
[Population: 90,000, Number of infections: 0]
[Apes: 450,000, Number of infected: 0]
[Characteristic: Warmth, richness. γ
I can't afford to mess with it, bother, and take my leave.
Continue to turn the globe, well, compared to the three islands and ten continents of Dongsheng Shenzhou, the superpower of Nanzhan Continent plus a group of small affiliated countries, and the confrontation between the two sides of Luzhou in the north, the dense small countries of Xiniuhe Continent are simply a deep malice of dense phobia, I seriously doubt that I can point several with one finger, and I will talk about it when I need to.
Just when I was thinking about whether to find a country that was pleasing to the eye to see how it developed, my sister popped up a row of prompts.
[Note: A new doomsday element, 'Monkeykiller', has been deployed in Heavenly Court.] γ
[Hint: The same entity cannot be affected by two Doomsday Elements at the same time, please upgrade the transmission method as soon as possible.] γ
[Hint: After all humans are infected, the winner will be determined by the number of effects.] γ
God is a heavenly court! Also the monkey killer! Last time, too, the demon gods were hidden in the annihilation outside of Nain and couldn't be touched, and now what do I want to do with this red light that flickers outside the globe?
-- Year 1 --
What attracted Dabai to settle on the top of the mountain was a strange stone standing there, which was three feet six feet five inches high, two feet four feet wide, and there was a circle of holes arranged in eight trigrams on it, which could inhale and exhale the light green mist in Dabai's eyes, and Dabai thought that this should be a very important thing, so he always consulted in front of it.
Since there are many perennial peach trees here, and the group of unenlightened monkeys can't find it, Dabai has lived a comfortable life for a while.
On this day, the strange stone suddenly called out to Dabai: "[Urna earth dog, you come close. γβ
When the white ape heard this, he didn't know why the ape and dog didn't distinguish between the stone, but when it didn't have eyes to see, it bit the peach and walked over and responded: "Hey, stone, my name is Dabai, not the earth dog." β
"[Noise, why don't you call it 'Baba tear'? The strange stone said again.
"What's that?" Da Bai continued to nibble on the peach in his palm.
"[It stands to reason that you are an evil demon from outside the world, since you have taken the house of the "General Ba", you should be beaten to death by me with a stick," the strange stone said: "[Let's talk about it, which Bodhisattva sent you?] What are you planning? γβ
"Bodhisattva?" Dabai threw away the peach pit and sat down on the round stone that he usually practiced speaking on the strange stone, which looked like a low stool, although he was a little surprised that the strange stone could speak, but he only felt cordial and had no sense of fear: "What bodhisattva? β
"[Don't lie, I can smell the Bodhisattva smell on your earth dog from half a mountain. The strange stone said: "[Think about it again, have you ever seen the kind of person who talks about 'great compassion' and 'saving the suffering' all day long, doesn't do business, specializes in causing chaos, and sits and watches people unlucky, but if you make a voice to ask for it, you will definitely help you?" γβ
"I haven't seen it! I haven't said that you can speak on a single stone, but you always say that I am a soil dog," Da Bai stretched out his paws and pulled out a pair of sticks from the bushes next to him: "Didn't you say you were going to beat me to death?" Come on, come on, compare and compare, don't beat you to the point that your face is full of peach blossoms today-"
Before Da Bai finished speaking, he took off the stick in his hand directly, and then hit it with his backhand, and when he turned around and ran away in fright, the pair of sticks chased after him.
"You don't know why the flowers are so red? Strange Stone answered and laughed.
"Grandpa Shi Jing spares his life! Grandpa Shi Jing spares his life! At first, Dabai kept circling around the strange rocks to avoid the pursuit of the double sticks, but when the two sticks separated before and after two turns, it had to admit defeat and surrender.
[Your son is a stone spirit!] The strange stone paused, as if thinking of something: "[That's it, you are allowed to call me 'grandpa'." γβ
Seeing that the pair of sticks fell to the ground, Da Bai said again and again: "Thank you grandpa for sparing your life!" β
[You guy, when the monkey king bluffed the little monkey, you still looked like you, how did you become a grandson when you saw me? Strange Stone said: "[Sure enough, it's the heart of an earth dog.] γβ
"That's what Grandpa said." Da Bai nodded earnestly.
Under the light of that layer of green light, it has remembered many details, such as a very noisy little yellow finch suddenly turned into a human girl one day and flew away, or one day saw the tiger that was always eyeing the monkeys and walked away from the mountain, not to mention the cliffs that could not be seen at all and the phoenixes and unicorns that inhabited there.
This is an immortal mountain, the stone in front of it is a fairy stone, it can speak before it transforms, and it can also snatch a stick out of thin air and beat itself, although it thinks it is the smartest and most promising of the monkeys, but after all, it has not yet become a fine, and it is better to be honest when encountering this kind of ruthless character.
"[The Bodhisattva who sent you here probably knows my methods, so he didn't protect you when he experienced the 'mystery in the womb'," said the strange stone, oh no, the fairy stone, "[Now you completely think that you are a monkey, but it makes me not easy to turn my face. γβ
"Oh......" Dabai didn't know what to say for a moment, and then it saw the position of the hole in the fairy stone change, and it took on the shape of a facial feature, like a monkey's smiling face.
"Come near. The fairy stone road with a smiling face.
"What does Grandpa command?" Da Bai moved over one step at a time.
"[Originally, you wanted to be the Monkey King, and cultivating to become a monkey demon is also your own fate, but not long ago, the Bodhisattva seemed to be dissatisfied with you and applied ignition to you, so that you found here," Xianshi said: "[If I hadn't seen this 'ignition' without cause and effect, you would have called my grandfather's grandfather, and he would have been killed. γβ
"Hmm......" The big white monkey's face was full of confusion.
"[I plan to pass on your method of 'inducing qi into the body, refining qi and transforming the gods, refining the gods and returning to the void, and realizing the void and merging the way', and after learning it, I will go back to the monkey group,] Xian Shi continued: "[As for what step you can cultivate and what path you can use, it has nothing to do with me. γβ
Dabai understood this sentence, and it ran to the peach forest on the side, and in a blink of an eye, it picked two big peaches and came back: "Master, please use peaches~"
"[The fruit of this peach forest was originally planted by me for myself to eat, but you will borrow flowers to offer Buddha - phew! I'm not a Buddha! After the two peaches disappeared out of thin air, Xianshi paused before saying: "[In this case, I will give you a name, if it is spread out and I accept an apprentice named 'Da Bai', won't I be laughed off my big teeth.] γβ
"Hmm...... Master, you see that peach trees are planted all over this place, and my fur is white, why don't you call it 'peach white white'? Dabai said.
If you want to call it that, I will beat you to death with a stick to clean the court. The voice of the fairy stone was cold.
"Please give the name Master." Da Bai decisively confessed, although he didn't know where this immortal stone master was going to get the stick.
"Well, I think you look like a monkey...... It's not good, it's not good," Xian Shi changed his words halfway through: "[Although you are a gibbon, you can no longer be regarded as an ordinary beast, so your surname is a 'Yuan' character, and what I want to grant you is a Honghuang classic, so I will have a single name 'Hong' character.] γβ
"Yuan Hong meets Master!" Big white, no, the white ape Yuan Hong bowed down to the immortal stone.